NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

IT HAS NO LEGS
HE'S THE REAL CAPTAIN MARVEL
LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE SCORE
SHAZAM WILL MAKE A BILLION
SECOND WEEKEND DROOOOOP

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>considering its awful
It's OK for capeshit standards

Eat the disk.

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>surprised

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>it will beat Civil War and Marvelfags think this makes sense

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Its only competition this week is wonderpark, there's nothing to compete against it of any note.

Imagine having shittier taste than the chinese

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>im legit surprised Captain Marvel would do okay the second wee
Why because you're retarded and fell for obvious bullshit?

Most of it is inflated fake numbers
no one's seeing this shit in my country, where capeshit usually thrives and beats the local movies.

keep coping DCkeks lmao

Is this the worst movie to break 1 billion or does Alice in Wonderland still edge it out?

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Doesn't matter, the box office numbers are meddled with.

Reminder, this made 1b world wide at the box office. Captain Marvel and Aquaman appeal to families world wide.

You don't have a wife, or children, or friends. You have no handle on who is supporting these movies. Keep saying what will bomb, you have no idea.

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oh, I forgot TLJ

sneed

minions is a much better movie though

>Captain Marvel and Aquaman appeal to families world wide.
And Shazam doesn't? Maybe you're also someone who has no idea what will bomb

WTF is wrong with op? Is this shilling? Are these bots? Who actually cares this much about whether a movie does good or not?

I haven't seen either of them so I have no idea
If you have then you have shit taste so you don't deserve an opinion

I like both Marvel and DC. No one should be cheering the successful of Captain Marvel if you really care about this stuff. It’s a shit garbage movie. Success will only encourage them to make more shit garbage movies. This is literally the tombstone on the MCU.

And you can bet your ass she’s gonna ruin Endgame.

Everyone sees normies talking about minions, it's completely believable that it broke 1 billion (and so did despicable me 3)
captain marvel is still a literal who and the reception has been confirmed mixed

Well it hasn't happened yet, and some dude declaring it on his blog doesn't make it fact until it happens.

DCucks, seriously, we're all tired of watching just fucking do it already

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It’s low effort trolling posted by phone posting millennials.

Snyder can still have a hack at the brand.

All of Yea Forums until they are proven wrong and have to pretend that they don't care about box office numbers.

>some dude declaring it on his blog
Which one is your retarded DCuck ass calling a blog? Deadline or Variety

Fuck you for that creepy frog.

incel btfo as usual

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>tfw the best movie to have made 1 billion is also the lowest 1 billion of them all

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>have to pretend that they don't care about box office numbers.
Unless they get too invested, then the ridiculous conspiracy theories come out

remove the marvel brand and you have this

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it's not DC
it's alt-right Charger of Peace incels from /pol who spend their adult lives in a women-hate delusional world full of blacked.com porn and swatstika posters

I've never watched a DC movie. I just think that facts are different than opinions. Estimations are opinions. They may be educated or based upon evidence, but that doesn't make it a fact.

This is why media literacy is so important. So retards can learn the difference between opinions and facts.

>that time when people were reporting Aquaman being the lowest DC opening.
so?

that means its awful

Aquaman :^)

Disney opening up the pocket book for another weekend?

>you were so busy shitposting than You forgot to convince your friends to go see Shazam

the 2 biggest hits from the DCEU (Wonder Woman and Aquaman) had the lowest early trackings of them all
Shazam will be fine and most importantly it will be good

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Nobody is even challenging your dominance great ape, we all know Marvel Word = 700M + Disney deep pockets to ensure the billion, add any quality of the film for bonus box office.

DC is never going to be able to afford ticket buying and we are still not even at a good Green Lantern movie, so we aren't even getting SJW bux. We're fucked but our movies are comfy.

last jedi is still by far the worst movie to make a billion. Captain Marvel is just boring instead of being offensively bad

Green Lantern > Captain Marvel

>Shazam will be fine
Yeah I mean it's not like it has to go up against one of the biggest movies of the year and is barely tracking ahead of a shitty Steven King remake or anything

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>almost 2x is barely ahead

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the worst thing about having lots of sex is that to incels 'most women being shit' is just an unproven theory but when you start fucking women you get to see first hand all the evil shit they actually do

Do people want Captain Marvel to succeed because they want to stick it to the misogynistic incels or because they're freaks who actually love comic book movies and want this cultural black hole to continue to destroy our minds and souls?

Reminder that nobody will ever react to a Marvel (or any other hollyshit) movie like this.
youtu.be/GpvtxQmHudo
youtu.be/pOHelrsM5kc

It's tracking well because they're making sure to plaster AUTHOR OF IT in the marketing. Not to mention horror flicks overperform as well as cape shit. Shazam is also the cheapest capeshit produced.

What if Indians see Marvel movies? What happens then?

>Thor doesn't make 1 billion
>Spider-Man doesn't make 1 billion
>Guardians of the Galaxy 2 don't make 1 billion
>Captain Marvel does
It isn't right and Marvel fans know it

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sometimes they whoop and holler when characters come on (like Americlaps) but nowhere near what they do for Bollykino. They don't even dance in front of the screen.
youtu.be/kPf5mZvsKqU

>captain marvel is still a literal who and the reception has been confirmed mixed

this is your argument? The minions didn't exist 10 years ago. Captain Marvel did. It means it doesn't matter if audiences are aware of the product before it becomes a movie. It matters how they sell the movie. Captain Marvel will likely clear 700m this weekend...so keep on acting like you know what you're talking about.

DCBros I’m scared. My wife’s boyfriend gave me an Aquaman bluray yesterday. What am I gonna tell him? I’m gonna have to eat the disc!

I saw a vid where they burst firecrackers inside the movie hall
ebin honestly

And how much of that comes from honest ticket sales? LOL, the evidence is there, it's all in done in broad daylight. Dumb fuck. There were no ghost screenings or shit like this for Infinity War because they didn't need to
with new characters like Panther and Marvel, they're going ham.

adjusted for inflation the 2002 spider-man would be over 1b

I think the best part of this game is the use of worldwide numbers when nobody uses worldwide unless they want to inflate opinions and make the overall performance domestically look better.

Why do women use incel as an argument?
As if getting laid as a woman is even remotely difficult?

>the evidence is there

ok, post some. Lets see some proof they're faking this.

>arguing with shills
I have better things to do, like continue shitposting with merry abandon.

If you had proof, there'd be 0 argument, you'd win

Even still 330m for minions domestic against captain marvels current 200m. I can see Captain Marvel getting 80m this weekend and likely meeting or beating minions total domestic.

She's so sexually unappealing and bereft of charm, she inspires new incels.

>As if getting laid as a woman is even remotely difficult?
for incels perhaps

My stupid movie is making more than your stupid movie! Nah-nah, Na-na-nah!

Seriously. :l

>I'm going to throw around random numbers to make my opinion seem more valid and factual.

>The minions didn't exist 10 years ago. Captain Marvel did
oops

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You know I'm right. Just don't be fat or annoying, that's all women need to be successful. Wow so impressive.

>quality doesn't matter all it matters is the advertisement and money it makes
well sorry for coming here to /biz/

There's no ironclad proof, just smoke, and there's never smoke without fire. Also,
>previous Marbel movies don't cross 1 billion unless it's the Avengers or Civil War
>new franchises like Black Panther and CM cross 1 billion
common sense man, they're cooking the numbers, plus there's all the non breitbart mainstream articles regarding the empty screens in movie halls.

>mfw there's really a shazam movie.

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those "sources" are literally worse than breibart
movie sucks but you don't have a case

How does a trap kill an incel???

If you wanna play Semantics, Captain Marvel is an even older character than Carol Danvers. She adopted the cape, not create the identity.

Remember when Yea Forums was saying Shazam would beat Captain Marvel? That sure was funny

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not in the movie

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>Just don't be fat or annoying
>thinking it's even that difficult

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it beats it where it matters
in my heart

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>MCUcks projecting their cuck fantasies onto DChads.
not surprising. Especially after NutCrackHer

True, I give them too much credit.

>b-but Captain Marvel sold BILLIONS of tickets!
Soiboi irrational purchasing aside, that means jack shit unless you know the film's production cost. Which Disney is not telling anyone about. Really makes you go HMMMMMMMMMMM.

I'm sure that will be a great comfort when it ends its run with less than half of Captain Marvel's opening weekend

Wow she was cute once

>you know the film's production cost
$150 million it's been known for months

>aquaman crosses 1b
>seems normal
>Captain marvel might cross 1b
>this is fake

go get yourself some kinoburgers and fires and sit in a movie theater parking lot tomorrow around 7pm. For at least 3 showings, watch who shows up. Go ask if there's still plenty of seats at a showing that's started. The cashiers can look this up. Go investigate yourself. You sound like a flat earther.

carol danvers is an old character too. she just wasn't captain marvel until fairly recently. anyways this movie sucks, and disney need james gunn to save the mcu after endgame, because relying on captain marvel to keep fans interested is a losing strategy.

>capeshit
>quality

lol....yea you're in the wrong place alright buddy

come on bros, don't make me weep
I live in a shithole where the market isn't strong like in China and the footfall has collapsed big time.

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Why do people waste money seeing the same shit twice? Okay, if it's like greatest motherfucking movie ever or an absolute classic but these movies are run-of-the-mill dime-a-dozen dreck. Fucking pod people, man.

Aquaman wasn't that popular in the US but it was popular overseas and as an oversear I can confirm people were talking about it

lol no. including ads, pr, 40 shill teams. it's in the 300 million range. it needs 750 million to break even, actually more, since disney bought a shitload of their own tickets.

found your pic, user

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>whtie girls in wheat fields

Chinks loved it
burgers had to get brainwashed by 'moms for momoa' or whatever to see it

I don't get it either. I mean, if it was cheap, then that would make sense, but they spend over $100 everytime they go

Why would he shoot through his own damn windows and windshield? Falseflag confirmed

>someone call the FBI

>Disney movie
>With hundreds of employees
>Having a production cost of 150 million dollars
Yeah huh-uh sure thing, kiddo. Even ignoring buying out theaters and buying tickets from themselves, that is an inaccurate number given how Disney likes budgeting shit and who they hire.

That all falls I to the marketing budget dipshit

That's why movies have to make double their budget to break even which this has in fact it's done it twice now

>pale natural blondes

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They did false showings with actors in the audience for a piece of crap like Solo that nevertheless bombed
they will do much worse with the future of Marvel movies on the line. It is obvious to anyone with a lick of common sense.

I saw this the other day, CM that is, its not anywhere good enough for it to be getting big numbers, its just that simple, i didnt hate it. it just wasnt amazing, there were only 2 people in my screening as well, me being one of them.

at the end of the day, who the fuck cares what numbers they show, its not like anyone here is actually winning or losing, well besides the paid shills.

I don't plan to watch shazam on the weekend, does that damage dceu future?

No because it doesn't have one

it matters. it matters in my mind.

we'll know for sure by what action disney takes in the future. if they no longer try to push captain marvel as the flagship hero of the future of the mcu, then we'll know it was a failure. bringing james gunn back indicates to me they're worried.

>That all falls I to the marketing budget dipshit
you don't think they track specific movies marketing budgets, and whether they get a return on their investment? are you retarded. well you are an mcu shill, so yeah, you're retarded.

it only matters if you care about the future of the mcu. if this is a success, they'll make this bland character and it's cunty actress as the centerpiece of the future mcu.

N-no, this can't be happening! Marvel movies never make money!

well said

people are literally buying tickets to this for virtual back pats.

it's already a forgotten movie for anyone who doesn't obsess over box office number or politics one way or the other

Same as Black Panther was.

first MCU movie to break a billion after Endgame will be Shang-Chi and everyone will pretend that's completely plausible

Why did her jaw widen out? Too high T?

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Thats kind of the thing about marvel movies. They are junk food that are forgotten in a couple months.

and yet so many in our empty, soulless, consumerist society attach their identity to it. they'll decry ethnic and religious tribalism, but than start playing tribal warfare with marvel vs. dc bullshit.

It was an okay movie that was too long in the middle and needed 45 minutes cut out.

That’s because Disney are the only ones buying tickets.

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In other fantasy news, Aragorn slayed the dragon.

No, Shazam does not. It looks and smells like a campy (code for GAY) cash grab off the hard work of Marvel.

Captain Marvel is much better than Catman Skatetown Adventure.

Nah. Mendehlson alone was sheer kino.

More like a few hours, user.

All the CM threads are threads by trolls too stupid to comment on anything but box office.

Most of them probably haven't bothered to see it, yet.

"adjusted for inflation" is code word for "I move the goalposts"

Imagine rating movies based on how much money they make for their Jew producers...

Infinity War is still being talked about today, literally everyone saw it

...or having an IQ above 80.

>Shang-Chi
Chinese audience will eat it up and you know it
so will I because I enjoy watching non pozzed capeshit
given that it's Chinese they won't pozz it up with LGBT libshit nonsense or they'll piss off the Chinese market

no it's because it actually doesn't mean anything, it's just trying to move the goalposts and not accomplishing anything since no one cares about box office numbers from 20 years ago

I've been reading Marvel comics for quite sometime now, mostly classics, I've been wanting to read Luke Cage and Shang Chi and all those characters but I'm slowing down on it because I need to read actual books in my native language so I don't sound like a retard when I speak

just what the fuck is going on in the house of mouse?

For the record, I never thought Shazam would be a huge hit

it was never supposed to be a huge hit.

Brainlets in charge. I think it's a Disney thing given how Star Wars got pozzed hardcore by them.

Wait but you guys said that Captain Marvel had bad word of mouth and there was going to be a massive drop

It has dropped in my shithole, Marbel movies always do well here.

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Fuck you
I just watched with some friends and only one liked. On a friday night it was half empty and the applause only lasted 2 seconds.
Below average marvel's movie

JFC would Yea Forums still be mad if she looked like that?

I too watch redlettermedia

ho ho ! he steals his jokes from redlettermedia

>(for now)
10 MORE YEARS

n-no

Black Panther is the most tweeted about movie ever lol.

how will virgin altright faggots recover

>you have no children
God I wish

Money is worth less now than it used to be, how is that goal post moving?
It's why most industries track success based on units moved, not money made.

have sex

Those long range tracking are bullshit though, Solo had a 170 million early tracking LMAO

This but 100% unironically

to be fair, Shazam has been fighting an uphill battle since they decided to choose that tone for the movie

Dosent matter, still not breaking 1 billion. Estimated 75% drop in China this weekend.