Can it be saved?

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX
>JJ will not save IX
>Reylo will not save IX
>A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX
>The Knights of Ren will not save IX
>Retconning TLJ will not save IX
>Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX
>Lando will not save IX
>Practical effects will not save IX

in it's current state? no
only if lucas somehow wrangles the property back for half of what he sold it for will it be saved

FPBP

QUICK.

YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF SAVING STAR WARS.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>Can it be saved?
It'll make under $1 Billion unless JJ pulls a miracle out of his ass.

End the series with the minuscule amount of dignity it has left.

>Lando
why would he even appear?

>why would he even appear?
They need to kill him, too?

Yes if everyone in Episode IX would have sex and be turned into a porno.

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For a nice fat paycheck, of course.

Just let Rey & Finn have a baby and then Have Rey get a harem with Chewie, Po, Finn, Kylo, R2 and CPO. The End.

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Only one man can save it.

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Disney will have to buy a shit load of their own tickets for this movie that's for sure.

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Fucking disgusting

>cancel episode 9, just end the sequels then and there
>cut ties with EA
>focus on 3 or so very strong Star Wars games (1-2 RPG's and another Republic Commando with online multiplayer)
>let the EU authors do what they do best with books/comics
>come back 5 years later with a new trilogy set either way before or after episodes 1-6, totally new characters unrelated to Skywalkers

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They should incorporate these fns into the new toy story.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
it's fucking over

Precisely this. There's nothing to look forward to. We all know Rey is going to win, she always does. What happens to the other characters is even less interesting, if that's even possible. They could go the "No, we really don't hate Luke" angle but too many cunt at Disney hate Mark Hamill as a person so even bringing him back is a chore for that fucking mean girls club Lucasfilm has turned into. The most they can hope is to trick the audience juenough to break even. But, hey, tricking the audience is JJ's speciality.

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the colors are dumb but I've expected her to have a double bladed lightsaber since they showed her with her staff

Love is beautiful, user. Especially interracial love, because it is the truest and strongest, transcending all boundaries.

this about sums it up.

Rey might die in childbirth user.

Guys, I've decided to give episode 9 a chance.

Sure, The Last Jedi was disappointing but one mistake shouldn't be enough to throw this franchise which has given us so much joy into the trash.

We boycotted Solo and I wish I hadn't because when I saw the DVD it was a great flick. It really felt like a Star Wars movie.

So I'm going to be open minded and have faith in JJ to give us a great ending to the Skywalker saga. For the sake of the franchise that I've loved so dearly for so long I hope the rest of you will give it a fair chance as well.

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Step 1 would be creating a proper villain. Biggest problem I have with Star Wars is that people thought Darth Vader was cool, then people thought Sheev was cool, now people think Kylo Ren is cool. They keep fucking up in the same way. If the villain was so fucking truly terrifyingly evil then everything else would fall into place, the drama would be better, the heroes would be more heroic, and so on.

>Sure, The Last Jedi was disappointing but one mistake shouldn't be enough to throw this franchise which has given us so much joy into the trash.

You've convinced me user. You're right on that count.

I will also give ep. 9 a chance.

no

no. they are having those game of thrones guys doing the next trilogy

I agree with this.

The problem I have with star wars is that Darth Vader (ot) is one of the greatest movie villains in history and there hasn't been any other bad guys that got on his level. Without a kino bad dude the movies lack impact.

>The Last Jedi was a "mistake."
It destroyed the franchise, you muppet.

I can think of something that would help, but it's too late now. JJ doesn't have the brain power to unfuck the story and the remaining characters are fucking assholes that I would only pay to watch them all killed in the netherworld from Event Horizon.

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At this point if his character is killed off in a stupid way I will be fucking bullshit.

>ONE mistake
Nigger do you remember all the things they fucked up? That movie was a collection of disasters.

We'll see Kylo get his ass kicked yet again despite being the grandson of Darth Vader who could stop a blaster shot mid flight.

>JJ doesn't have the brain power to unfuck the story and the remaining characters are fucking assholes that I would only pay to watch them all killed in the netherworld from Event Horizon.
The only way that they could have saved it was to not cuck based Poe.
>He literally got demoted for saving everyone's lives.

IX's climax involves Kylo attempting to use some of the bullshit ancient Sith magic Snoke dug up to try to basically become a Force god on some hidden planet. Rey interrupts, there's a big dramatic space battle between the First Order and pretty much everyone else, and shit gets extremely surreal. The complete fuckup of the ritual causes the strife built up in the Force by the constant fighting to finally burst and fuck all of reality up. The apparitions of Jedi and Sith both known and unknown wind up in the battle, fading in and out constantly. Darth Bane, Kyle Katarn, Snoke, Ragnos, Exar Kun, Revan, Dooku, whoever the fuck you want. Everything falls the fuck apart and fluctuates between different versions of itself even going back to the original movies - Han and Luke appearing still alive, the Death Star run failing, Vader defeating Luke, Mace Windu killing Sheev, etc. Rey kills Kylo and Kylo kills Rey; in different shots we see them both emerging from whatever temple the ritual took place in. For Kylo, neither fleet is even there anymore, and for Rey the Resistance or whatever the fuck is clearly victorious. Wrap it up however you like, the end result is that now you are outright told you can pick and choose what's canon. Hand the reins over to the EU authors and anyone who wants to make a game or spinoff. Star Wars becomes the realm of fanfic, sort of like 40k in that the sheer distortion going on means you can do any sort of story you like, even with medieval shit on some backwater world.

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Based and redpilled beyond belief. You're going to have so much sex for this post.

The force awaken destroyed the franchise. Degenerate jew shit.

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>The force awaken destroyed the franchise.
Not really. It was just a rip off of ANH. The Last Jedi made it worse retroactively.
>That takes a certain level of awfulness.

Kill off Rey 10 minutes in and make Finn the MC.

Only one thing can save the franchise

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I dont think he crosses 1 billion. Star wars fans arent like the marvel ones and chinese are less interested in swars.

>JJ doesn't have the brain power to unfuck the story
This

He loves mystery box storytelling but can't actually come up with decent third act to save his life. And now he's making an entire movie as the third act.

Time travel could

Pastaposta

world building in star wars is unironically good. the prequels actually deepened the lore quite a bit. the sequels reversed all that though. just set things on a timeline from episode II through V, OR do the old republic thing and set it 1000 years earlier, or more

>OR do the old republic thing and set it 1000 years earlier, or more
Please no. Let the Old Republic Era be at peace and unmolested by Disney.

FUCK YOU MOUSE SHILL

i'm proud to reply a disney employee on Yea Forums

Pretty much. Nothing in the cards to look forward to. Rey is boring. Rose kind of killed Finn as a character, though the writing didnt help. And Leia is alive but her actor dead and them unwilling to CGI her cause its too soon.

>now people think Kylo Ren is cool.

Throw Disney Wars canon in the trash. Establish a new canon, again. Draw much more heavily from the old EU. Make changes as necessary for consistency with the movies and the rest of the EU. Keep the good, replace the bad. Start with an animated Thrawn Trilogy.
Get Obsidian to make KOTOR III. This is LONG overdue.
Make some standalone movies that don't directly tie into the main saga. It's a big galaxy, not everything needs to be about some character or mentioned event from the OT.

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Cry more virgin cuck.

It was saved twenty years before it ever needed saving.

This is the story of what happened after Return of the Jedi. Those movies can't taint it.

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no. not at this point. ep 9 will probably bomb. disney/kennedy/jj/rian are all gonna chock it up to trolls ( i think i read frank oz said something to piss fans off also ).
the only way disney is going to win back the fans is to stop all star wars for at least 3 or 5 years. then they'll come out with a reboot tv series of ep 1 thru 6 and fix ep 7, 8, and 9 either in cartoon form or live action (prob cartoon to save money - low risk).

or it there enough fans and money pulled in together, fans will remake ep 7, 8, and 9 via that darth vader fan film and release it for free. i'm even betting that mark hamill will gladly do it for free. ford, forget it. he's been done since ep 6. older actors that can pass as ford and leia prob from theater or possibly fans will also jump at it.

ghost luke and old as dirt lando for about 10 min combined in ix can no way save star wars.

one mistake? the fuck you on?
how did the fucking light sabre arrive at maz's possession? who the fuck is rey? why in the fuck did luke leave a map so he could be found and then say 'i didn't want to be found, i came to die', who the fuck are the knights of ren? why, for the love of god, why did kylo turn to the dark side? i mean did he go on a family trip to endor to see the ewoks and got lost and oh shit found vader's burnt helmet and decided to be a badass and evil cause it looked cool? why was rey so fucking good at fighting? i mean they could've had her fight while scavenging and again while saving bb-8, or gasp the staff could've turned into a sword.

This fucking pasta hahahahaa

it was saved, only incels and trumpkins think otherwise

No.
Disney-Wars is DEAD.
Long Live Star Wars
>Fire up the PS4 and PSVR
>Pop in Star Wars A New Hope Blu Ray
>RED FIVE, STANDING BY!
>Fuck yeah, TRUE SW on the big screen!
Suck it, Disney

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Fire nearly every writer that has made shit material like Chuck Wendig.
Focus on prequel shit and vidya games

nope

>Disney
>no Lucas involvement in the story(ies)
>""""fans"""" with political agendas dictating what they think SW should be

No, SW is dead.

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this

Star Wars can be saved by a Dark Forces trilogy centered around Kyle Katarn.

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>brand new female character overshadows, beats, supersedes Katarn because KK doesn't "cater" to the male fanbase.

They'll just fuck it up like they've done with everything else already.

Just fuck the characters in the worst possible way
Make almost a parody that evolves into a weird movie in the Mother style
After that Who fucking cares? Make explode the audience with a bomb.
The End

I'll post my concept for 9 again it wouldn't undo the damage done by 8 but it would at least end the trilogy in a somewhat satisfying way.

The twist for the movie is that Rey is an imperial cloning experiment to make an artificial force user. That would explain why she's such an overpowered Mary Sue, why she knows how to do everything without any training and why she got dumped on knock off Tattooine by her parents because she didn't have parents she just had Imperial scientists who wanted to get rid of her but weren't quite ruthless enough to just kill her.

The film then props itself up with fan service by having the Rebels....err Resistance form a ragtag force to confront the Empire....err New Order. They recruit Wookies, and Mandalorians with jet packs and maybe even the Chiss and you get a bunch of random excuses for action sequences with at least a few gunfights and starship battles.

End of the movie and Rey confronts the scientists who ditched her on Jakku. She finds out she's a replicant and that her artificial lifespan is almost up. Now she has to confront Kylo and redeem him so he can reestablish the Jedi Order because she's about to burn out. She succeeds, Rey dies, Kylo feels bad and the movie ends with Kylo confronting Luke's force ghost saying he doesn't think he deserves to live and he doesn't know how he can go on. Luke gives inspirational speech about how its never too late to start over. Kylo cries like a bitch and looks off into the distance. Credits roll.

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They've already picked the corpse of Dark Forces and spread its elements and characters across their new EU. Jyn Erso being the most obvious.

Jan >>>>>>>>> Jyn

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The setting is what makes Star Wars great so if they can just wrap up the current trilogy, accept that it was a failure and time skip forward or backwards to a point where the current characters aren't in the picture anymore then they've got free license to write a quality trilogy if they can keep the progressive, feminist nonsense out of it.

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Star Wars has already been saved from white males. What more can you ask?

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Unironically better than the final fight in Black Panther

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Of course, maybe if they'll do a propper films that establishes something new for thier universe instead of cheap knock-offs SW could be great again. They failed really hard with new trilogy and all spinoffs were pointless movies.

>AoTC
Its fucking kino you cuck

Lay it to rest

>online multiplayer
Faggot. Single player RPG star wars with complex mechanics is the way forward.

Why has this pasta got so many replies?

Ironic how TLJ was supposedly about killing the Old Ways so the New Blood can take over, and they did. They absolutely did. The Old Ways were burned and the New Blood is here to stay. But I just don’t care, I really don’t. I don’t like Rey, I don’t like Finn, and all the other four-letter name characters are just so dull.

The damage is done, at this point the best thing to do is start over. If I can make Episode 9 a do-over, I would. Drop everything, drop Rey/Finn/Poe, never mention Luke again, start from the scratch.

Why havent people realised that KK wanted to destroy star wars? The intention was destruction

You don’t spend over a billion dollars to destroy a franchise.

Because the content is based and high IQ pilled. City people loved TLJ. Only rural and suburban retards hated it.

daisy ridley personally handjobs every ticket holder

Star Wars is the Anakin story: you already have 6 movies that starts and end that story. You dont need anything else.

No, its around 3-7 billion

TLJ was a litmus test for who gets gassed during the 4th reich

t. Scott Mendelson

>wood on a desert planet
>that literal chimp looks nothing like the other little chimp

I don't think that's even real.

But he's right, people came back for Vader. There's nothing to come back for in IX.

No. That's an awful plot device for a Star Wars story.

Not from a Disney

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Im not disputing that.

He said bad things about atoc. I love that movie, it doesnt get the respect it deserves. I just wish i could reach through my phone and shake everyone who didnt appreciate that movie, until they love aotc as much as i do.

Rey could fly around a planet so quickly it will disrupt the space-time continunum, and result in teleportation on the cellular level.

She beat luke skywalker in hand to hand combat, time travel is nothing

Is this some sort of deep reddit irony?

Solo was fucking dope

you guys suck at judging movies

I remember I watched it all the time as a kid on DVD

I also remember the whole time I was subconsciounsly thinking "get to the clones get to the clones get to the fucking clones" so that about sums up the movie's quality

5/10 if I'm being generous

Kids do

Now post what the in-game cutscenes actually looked like

>another rehash of ANH will save the franchise

No. Under the current owner and given the state of the story, it cannot be salvaged. They should have sat on it for a number of years building up the story/ universe for the next trilogy. They had the EU so it should have been straightforward. Instead they jumped in blind with absolutely no unified vision. Let’s give complete control to one guy for the first film and then hand it over to somebody else.

I’m rather baffled how Disney did well with the Marvel films and fucked up so badly with this franchise. Wew

All we need is live action clone wars

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Sure, just make a movie with an even bigger Death Star.

You're implying that it needs saving. I say we let this shit destroy itself so hard that nobody in 50 years will even remember it. The original was enough. No need for more.

You made me sad user.

Rian saved it by subverting my expectations and making kino.
His trilogy will save Star Wars in three years.

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Last Jedi
3. Revenge of the Sith

I'm baffled that you think Disney has done well with the Marvel films because they are dogshit

You zoomer retard. The Last Jedi is better than all MCU movies combined

He clearly means that Marvel successfully attracted and retained a target audience while Star Wars had a colossal one and pissed it away within three years, idiot.

>None of the new characters are interesting
This, came in to say that. The current story is shit, even if the Third movie is a good film, the foundation is shit and the characters suck completely.

Only by taking it from the mouse.

>go forward
By killing all the remaining white males, duh. Have you forgotten it's 2019?

>kyle katarn
yikes, everyone knows the death star plans were found by a proud strong woman and her diverse crew you bigot!

Where's profit?

Probably not, but whatever. I'll always have I-VI and Clone Wars, and Rogue One and Solo.

So ready player one starwars edition? Fuck off cuck.

Who gives a shit if marvel sucessfull attracted the shitskins who love those shitty flicks?
Are you so braindead you think things that are liked en masse so much means its good?

That's how we get trash like the force awakens

I'm whit you, bro.

No, you absolute spastic, the point is about management. Marvel has good management, regardless of their movie quality, while Star Wars has shit management that makes shit movies with short term profit maximisation like TFA

In the OT days, Billy Dee was the only one that was genuinely happy to be in it. Ford was always grumpy, Fisher was knees deep in cocaine and Hamill was depressed cause he assumed that a future of being typecast awaits him.
So Williams might even be looking forward to this. On Disney's side it probably has something to do with killing the past.

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX

cause they reveal how much IX sucks and cannot be saved.

only if you mean to recast the beta orbiter with a real chad. otheriwse, boyegacuckold from the force.net spotted.

>Star wars fans arent like the marvel ones

this x 1000000. this is something LF and Disney don't understand. Marvel fans can bitch and moan about Captain Marvel and Black Panther but they still showed up in droves, while SW fans let Solo bomb. and will gladly see IX bomb if that's gonna lead to changes in how the franchise is handled. two fandoms don't behave remotely the same.

>Chuck Wendig

now that they reinstated James Gunn, they are surely going to reinstate Chuck one of these days, no?

no
they won't fire KK and her lapdogs who think political agenda and identity politics matter more than storytelling
they won't fire turbo hack JJ whom they called back in
they can't fire ugly actors and their stupid teletubbies-named characters even though they don't sell merch and movies make less and less cause they are so unpopular
in short, the movie's fucked

Kyle Cucktarn is not canon , never was, also is even more cringe than Poe

No. Ignore Disney's trainwreck and enjoy the old EU.

>shitty flick
Most MCU movies are flat-out better than The Force Awakens and certainly The Last Jedi. Bluster all you want but the Phase One movies are definitely better, both as standalone movies and contributions to a long-term storyline.

Of course, Star Wars isn't the MCU. There are a variety of differences in the details. MCU built up very slowly by establishing characters one at a time in origin stories. Nu Wars went big right away with a continuation of the "Skywalker Saga" storyline. Either one would work, so long as you know what you're doing, which Lucasfilm clearly doesn't.

Thats a little strong. I might sneak in to my local kinoplex just to watch the whole thing burn

Make Rey a nudist

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From what I can tell, Black Panther more or less delivered the type of movie that most franchise fans want to see, anyway. The complaining was all related to the shit-stirring marketing tactics. Same with Captain Marvel although in this case it looks like the movie is actually pretty bad as far as Marvel movies go.

Saving Star Wars only profits Disney, so fuck it.

>Degenerate jew shit
user, a Jew directed the best Star Wars movie

Loving that filename, lel

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based

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star wars died with him

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>Can it be saved?

Not in the sequel triligy. They are going to have to go back to TOR.

>TOR.
>Disney
Why do so many people want the old republic era ruined?

youtube.com/watch?v=J8QLKWvVK14

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Greatest filename ever.

I'm so proud of Disney. They've finally matured enough so that their shills can admit TLJ was bad.