WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

Marvel would not have lied about the numbers, her minions would have gone to see her

i've said it before, i'll say it again: it doesn't matter who you cast as Captain Marvel. she's a shit character. you could cast the greatest, most talented, most beloved actress in the world, and she would not be able to make Captain Marvel likable.

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I want bimbo Taylor right now!

ohh fuck

>puts lipstick on pig

I love these images. Have moar?

Sage goes in the options field, not the name field, friend.

she is ugly no matter what

re-brand: Captain Retard

This. They would have to completely rewrite her to make her an interesting character. Her origin story is dated af and incompatible with a modern audience.

>Terminator T-69

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I hate to admit this gave me a chuckle.

The body on the left belongs to a woman who's much cuter than Brie.

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Give me a deep fryer and a costco card, you'll have your ass.

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they can't have a white nationalist working for marvel, user

who put a Rhesus monkey face on the body tho

>swift
>wn
This isn't even amusing as an ironic joke anymore honestly. She's been full on pozzed for a while.

You would have hated anyone in that role

Look, Auntie Brie, you know it, I know it. it's not just the wine. there's something. mutual attraction might be the phrase. yes, that might be the phrase one might use. it's what's got you diddling my diddle here at our family dinner party and it's what had me strokin my stroker over old pictures of you as my mother's bridesmaid. but, there's a but. I was browsing the internetic space, last week, my outwardly-sparkling dear, and I happened upon something... unfortunate. what, you ask you dimwitted, faketitted slag? why, it was photopictopic evidence of your rather unmarvellous walking apparatuses, the very flat, fungus-infected fuckers which balance you upon this earth. I must say, and with the heaviest heart, take your hand from my knee, your tongue from my tongue. begone, deceitful, fungus-fucked whore. no, the incest shall not occur, my dear. never.

Goddamnit, just make The Architect movie already.

I know

Still cuter than Brie.

The writers and character are shit to begin with.

I need to have sex now.

She is more like enchantress

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is that really her

she's probably just as dislikeable person as brie larson irl, but at least she looks hot
chances are, a better actress too