Friday night

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I would like to get an entire group of people like you and just go out with the sole intention of ruining other people's evenings. Going to the movies, loudly complaining about the plot the whole time. We could roll the windows down and complain about traffic or the weather. It would be pretty cool imo

finals week, job apps, and cover letters

lonely and horny

because I'm a mentally ill freak, and I have no friends nor do I deserve any

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based

>everyone works a 9-5 office job
Retard. I'm shitposting at work

I haven't hung out with any friends since I graduated high school (8 years ago)
All I do is work, come home, smoke weed and get on the internet. Even on my days off

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no friends, no family, no life. where else would i be but here?

it's my birthday

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It's Saturday morning. I saw Captain Marvel and fucked the shit out of this nerdy 7/10 Filipina chick here in Seoul

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based

Same I also got my mom into sopranos happy bday to us

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cute

based pieces bros, plus I want to fuck your mom

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If one took a vaycation to asia can they assume they would have a bwc sexual prowess reputation preceding them like the basketball americans enjoy here? And would that be enough to get one's dick wet assuming lackluster game to go with it?

Yep there's no y in vacation

She’s too god for the world desu

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Are you Korean?

Cherish her user.

You have to adjust your nonexistent game slightly different over here. Some love Americans, others want nothing todo with them. Just use Tinder. It weeds out the discriminatory ones and the ones who speak poor English

Because I’m a tile setter and I carelessly cut my hand with a grinder. I spent all day in the ER. All I want to do now is get comfy and shitpost.

because my gf broke up with me and is out with some other guy tonight.

wtf this is comedy gold

I do I was heading down the wrong path but I’m on the right one now

Good lad, always do what you can for you family no matter if they're cunts and your sole will rest easy.

Bless you and your family

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>small town
>no car
>no job
>friends all became drug addicts
>still live with parent
>no good restaurants within walking distance
yep, I have plenty of reasons to go out

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Learn how to cook you don’t need Ana zoning skill set but something basic it will help a lot and you can invest time into cooking

>get job
>get car
>move and get new job
There I fixed your life congrats

based poor flyover retard

Just passing the time until the inevitable

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I look forward to the weekend all week then when it gets here I get anxious and depressed because I don't know what to do

Just to suffer

Now Bane posting I can get into.

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>why are you here

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awesome thanks dude, too bad I can't fix you being a fucking retard, I totally would if I could.

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>fucking with alex just to get a reaction
eddie truly is Yea Forums

i want to get a gf but to get a gf you need a social circle and it feels like everyone already has their own circle established by their mid 20s.

Not the person you replied to, but I guarantee the old asian man in your pic would be disappointed with how you won't work towards a job

Yesterday I fucked an 18 year old in a bathroom stall at my community college and now I feel like I don’t have to prove anything to anyone

>I was just joking bro of course I believe that

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Nah he'd probably kill me (I wish)
Also I really don't understand why when someone says they don't have a job everyone else assumes they aren't looking for one

For some reason when I try to post on /pol/ the reCAPTCHA give me an error. It says it can't connect so I'm incapable of doing nothing there/ Yea Forums is my second favorite board.

uhhhhh

I lost my job and my friends left my house already.

You are gonna be okay lad. Just cut her out of your life. Completely.

>haven’t done oxy with another human being in two years

Rolling for pressed fent pills

it's cold and rainy

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I’ve got pills and booze why the fuck would I leave my house

I am in bed practicing my second language

I'm married w' children. How bout you OP?

Full story pls

Too much of a pussy to pull the trigger

Dicksucking

Hahahahaha

Crashing this car

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because I have nothing but my computer, my movies and video games, and my booze
every time I take an interest into something, I always come up with reasons why I can't pick that thing up or just lose interest

youtube.com/watch?v=CS-4yEui5K8

It's late and i'm not ready to go lay down and sleep.

Comfy night shift with the cute nurse

>I always come up with reasons why I can't pick that thing up or just lose interest
Give me an example. I'm interested because my ind works in a very similar way.

Why are you here bane?

so the most recent idea was getting into stained glass making
nothing crazy, just like little light catchers and the like
looked up all the stuff I would need to get started and watched how-to videos on youtube
>well that's a fair amount of money you'd be throwing down to get started, user
>where would you even store that equipment, user?
>you'll probably just be completely shit at it like everything else, user
eventually, the idea just starts to leave my head and I end up back here mindlessly reading and posting

Welcome back

>stained glass making
But like a hobby or what?

yeah, just a hobby

Pretty uncommon hobby. Why did you come up with the idea of wanting to make stained glass?

because I've always thought it beautiful and thought it would be nice to make beautiful things
give them away as gifts or decorate my apartment with them

just do it faggot. I built a darkroom, that wasn't easy or practical. I use 50 year old equipment. just take the first step.