Protagonist doesnt spend 30minutes on the toilet

>protagonist doesnt spend 30minutes on the toilet

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>protag drinks 2 beers
>doesnt spend the rest of the night peeing every 30 minutes
takes me out of the moment desu

>Protag doesn't immediately start masturbating as soon as everyone leaves the house

How am I supposed to relate?

>protag doesn't start jerking his dick while he's pooping

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Eat more fiber. I recommend grapes.

Probably cause the protagonist isn't using his or her phone.

>protagonist doesn't jump in the shower after he shits
lost me

>protagonist doesn't stand when he wipes

based and showeraftershitpilled

>protag doesn't waste half a roll getting his ass clean

>protagonist doesnt have a small amount of shit that wont come out of his ass
>protagonist doesnt push for 20 minutes before wiping it out
oof

eat more fibre user

>protagonist wears clothing when they are alone in their own house

>protagonist doesn't keep a pitcher of water beside his toilet to dunk his hand in and fish around after a shit to make sure it's clean

You fucking infidels disgust me

>protag doesn't only leave his place at night to avoid people
super unrealistic there

>protagonist doesn’t go through countless amount of toilet paper until he gets to the point where there’s finally no more blood

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>protagonist takes 60mg of adderall
>doesn’t spend 9 hours jerking off till 6 am when he finally nuts and realizes he’s gonna feel like shit he entire day and has to drink liquor at 10 am

>protagonist interacts with people other than when buying food
yeah ok

>Protagonist doesn't spend his time on the toilet carefully picking his nose with the intent of extracting the largest possible intact booger, and then depositing it on his knee to dry, hopefully before the bowel movements are finished, with the hope of admiring them and then finally removing them intact to be either rolled into a dry ball and flicked into the back corner where the bowl cleaner brush is or gently dropped into the toilet to join the soon to be departed logs...

Immersion destroyed.

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>protagonist doesn't wake up in the middle of the night to piss
>every night

>enjoy the painful feeling of blasting out a huge turd as fast as possible
>diets good so its usually a 1 wipe wonder
>takes 30/40 seconds to poop and finish up
>need to ball tissue into foreskin to stop the inevitable precum

>protagonists shits don’t stink up the whole house

how do I green text?