movies that exist
Movies that exist
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David Ramirez
>kinos that exist
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Wyatt Lewis
>FPBPs that exists
Lincoln Campbell
>melt something by adding ice
In the entire fucking world of ice puns and jokes THAT was the best they could come up with?
Isaiah Sanchez
Isaac Harris
Ethan Martin
>Wait wait wait wait wait. I thought we were gonna cool his hot heart with a cool island song.
>No, he has an icy heart.
>But you can't melt ice with a cool song, retard.
>So we have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song.
>But it's a cool island song.
>Well then we're gonna end up freezing his hellish heart with a cool island song.
>Let's cool his hot temper with a fresh island song.
Luis Anderson
Jackson Miller
>Vacation movie without Chevy Chase
Josiah Powell
Carter Gonzalez
So?
Charles Miller
He's in it, the film is about his son Rusty as an adult with his own family. It's pretty awful though except for two hilarious scenes both of which involve cast members from It's Always Sunny
John Hernandez
Brody Sullivan
Michael Baker
Jack Sanchez
You can eat every inch of my dick, those movie is absolutely fantastic.
Dylan Nguyen
Huh?
Samuel Taylor
Not even the best Ice. Also biopic when?
Liam Baker
t. not the people's choice
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Carter Cook
>`Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” is one of those movies so dimwitted, so utterly lacking in even the smallest morsel of redeeming value, that you stare at the screen in stunned disbelief.
Roger Ebert
Jacob Stewart
All good were taken by Arnie
Josiah Williams
They should make a series called "What Were You Thinking?", and he should be episode 1.
Lincoln Turner
For a second, I thought that was Barbara Streisand, and was very confused. I'm still confused, but less so.
Tyler Cox
The filmography is actually really really good, even if the script is cheesy.
Oliver Martinez
Ice is capitalized, as in Vanilla Ice, not the solid state of water. Its tagline is probably the best thing about the movie.
Matthew Reed
So Vanilla Ice the person can melt stone?
Jonathan Johnson
A Topo Gigio movie directed by Kon fucking Ichikawa (The Burmese Harp, Conflagation, Actor's Revenge)
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Saddest kids movie ever.
Nathan Price
Vanilla Ice can make you momma's barren dumpster of a cunt bring forth life, even if it turns out to be a retarded assholish misshapen whelp incapable of understanding even the dumbest of metaphors.
Caleb Butler
Calm down, Ice.
Matthew Foster
In some way, Arnold's 90's comedies are "movies that exist." You'd look weird at a guy if he told you in the 80s that Arnold would end up playing in a movie about being the first even pregnant man, or playing in a movie where he's twins with a fucking italian midget. People would call you fucking crazy.
Logan Cox
i do love junior and twins. and kindergarten cop
Hunter Fisher
>Arnold would end up playing in a movie about being the first even pregnant man
The thing is Twins was just a comfy sunday afternoon comedy that you certainly watched with your parents.
And look at this
Twins:
Budget $18 million
Box office $216.6 million
Evan Johnson
Twins came out in the 80s, bud. Also one of his earliest roles was Hercules in New York
Dominic Thomas
kiiiiiinooo