Write a modern day FRIENDS episode
Rachel gets BLACKED
Phoebe transitions to a man but immediately regrets it and gets pregnant like one of them wierdos
Monica is a spic
Chandler is gay
Ross is a cuck
Joey is joey
Chandler has to deal with mistakenly not being PC enough in the office
Who cares about anyone else, everyone else is such a cliche. Ross and Rachel relationship problem. Joey deals with a girl. Monica cleans and works as a Chef. Phoebe is still singing smelly cat.
why was this show so popular
The gang has to post sneed for a full day without getting banned
Friends find out Phoebe is secretly a twitch thot
Joey is black
ross and chandler both get laid off from their jobs and can't find meaningful employment, have to move back with their parents in the suburbs. joey goes to the gym, does roids, gets c-list acting work, and bangs phoebe, monica, and rachel.
Didn't they do that one?
spinoff when?
Joey finally gets a starring role in a movie and spends his first check on a nice hot meal
No, that's real life you're thinking of.
When Jon Cryer was originally cast as Chandler he was going to be gay
I honestly don't remember what ever happened in Friends episodes. I only remember the one where they play a game against each other and Ms. Chanandler Bong. Only other thing I remember from the series is Phoebe being a huge unlikable cunt.
Phoebe started great but then turned into a horrible bitch that is somehow terrible to everyone and an insufferable pointless know it all but still super arrogant, much like Lisa Simpson became
The one where Chandler gets into findom
monica takes a picture of her lady parts and accidentally posts it on Facebook.
Oh the one other thing I remember is when a woman praised Joey for being very "giving" during sex meaning he went down on her pusy for hours and hours. For some reason that always stuck with me.
>Monica finds an ipad in the coffee house with freaky porn on it, starts to joke around at how disgusting some of it it. She doesn't realise it's Chandler's ipad and he doesn't have the courage to tell her about his fetishes. Monica becomes obsessed with finding out who's ipad it is, but Chandler convinces her to give it to the police, where he immediately retrieves it.
>Joey finds out about an online site where people pay struggling actors to film small videos for promotions, Phoebe begins sending Joey weird requests for $10 each. In the end Joey finds out about Phoebe and sends her a video outing her for her bizarre requests, but sends the video to the wrong e-mail by mistake, getting thrown off the site.
>Ross and Rachel, still living together, decide to make a joint Netflix account. Ross doesn't get why they'd need more than the plan with 2 simultaneous users, Rachel wants to give the password out to all the friends, as she was the one who paid for it for Joey and Monica beforehand. Ross gets really uptight about it, in the end the decide not to get a joint Netflix account but Rachel gives out Ross's password anyway, remarking to Joey that she never had a Netflix account and just used Ross's. Chandler and Phoebe chime in saying they assumed he knew
>half the original 6 are non-white, bare minimum
>Rachel #MeToo's Ross for engaging in toxic masculinity
>Ross' first wife who turns out to be a dyke is portrayed as the good guy
The 2019 one
>Ross and Rachel argue over Emma's college tuition or something
>Chandler secretly writes the Toxic Male Gillette commercial after being henpecked by Monica. See-saws between being for/against his own commercial in personal conversations based on who he talks to
>Joey gets #MeeToo'd .... by a guy!?
>Pheebs runs for office.....and wins!?
>>Ross' first wife who turns out to be a dyke is portrayed as the good guy
but she already is.
I forgot to add, guest starring AOC in Pheeb plot
>Joey keeps trying to leech off of everyone else's wi-fi.
>Monica's restaurants gets one-star on Yelp and she viciously hunts down the downvoter to make him change his score.
>Ross' students record one of his freakouts and he becomes a meme on the internet.
>Chandler is reprimanded for "toxic masculinity" at work and forced to attend a sensibility seminar.
>Rachel #MeToo's a co-worker and later realizes she completely misinterpreted his intentions.
>Central Park gets overrun with hipsters and Phoebe falls in with them after they embrace her crappy music.
Chandler accidentally agrees to go to a gay pride parade. Ross helps him prepare for it, they both end up making the news as "The face of Gay NYC".
Joey gets a smart fridge but forgets his password. Monica tries to help him.
Rachel and Phoebe spend the day in the coffee shop attempting to try the whole coffee menu, becoming increasingly spazzed on coffee when they realise just how OTT hipster coffees have become.
OTT?
Over The Top
Over the top, zoomer.
Samefag.
Don't fucking @me
BASED pusyposter.
Pretty good ones. Friends is usually less topical than Seinfeld, since the focus is more on the relationships between the characters than their interactions with the rest of the world. So these fit the bill.
That's actually brilliant
>Chandler and Phoebe chime in saying they assumed he knew
Kek
>TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot meal.
Ross hooks up on tinder, Chandler posts the perfect tweet and rachel gets ass implants
Ros get ipad
joei buy hot meal
>Could I H I BEEE any more gay?
Ross goes viral but it turns out Chandler actually wrote the Twitter post. Chandler demands credit, they both end up looking like chumps on local news.
Joey brings Monica along while he auditions for a low budget internet drama, the director likes Monica's look and decides to change the lead role to a strong independent female starring Monica, who gets an ego. Monica freezes on camera in her first scene and farts on film.
Rachel thinks her new female babysitter is transgender and although she doesn't care, she has to know for sure and becomes obsessed about it. She gets Phoebe to pretend to be transgender too in order to get the girl to admit it. Turns out she thinks Rachel is a tranny and tried to do the same thing.
Joey is a mass rapist after he scores a decent acting gig. #metoo
bredy gud
Ross gets a smart integrated house and becomes increasingly annoyed at how he needs his phone for everything, culminating when he needs to sign in to an online account to open his fridge. He ends the episode by ripping everything out and drinking OJ from a carton.
Rachel, Phoebe and Monica spend the day trying to get a tweet to go viral, looking at it analytically until they all snap. Gunter ends up going viral by posting a phone video of the three of them snapping.
Joey and Chandler accidentally attend a TedX talk on sexism and end up being scapegoated as harassers, until security cam footage shows they didn't actually do anything and only wanted to attend a talk on pro wrestling. The last line of the episode is a girl in the crowd notices Joey as a guy that dumped her and he leaves promptly before the scene erupts again.
Not bad
based
>could I BEEE any more HIV positive?
I would make the change on ethnicity on the cast that having white for three & one each on the Hispanic, African American, & Asian. I think just doing so, a story start writing itself. Heck, even doing same thing could work.
That's the way it already was, except Monica was German or something.
The weird thing is that a few years ago, I would've just told you "literally any HIMYM" episode, but culture has changed so much since that ended it'd feel almost as anachronistic.
>Monica and Chandler find out Joey has been stealing their wifi, cutting him off. Joey tries to get free wifi from everyone else in the building, but fails. He is reduced to watching porn at Central Perk on headphones, where Chandler accidentally unplugs his headphones and relents to letting Joey use their wifi, where he runs upstairs immediately to finish his "session"
>Ross finally manages to secure enough primary sources to secure a Wikipedia article for himself, but thinks one of his students is updating his entry to annoy him, but can't prove it. He sets a trap to catch the guy but accidentally sees nudes of the students girlfriend. He shrugs it off and says he'll give the student an A- if he keeps quiet, which he does
>Phoebe is seen in the coffee shop throughout the episode playing on her phone, but not making conversation. The last scene reveals she's the user editing Ross's Wikipedia article
>Rachel tries to get a celebrity to follow her back on Twitter, culminating in her getting a restraining order in place
Jon Cryer as Chandler would've changed the show quite a bit, less likeable with an air of insufferable smug arrogance. People certainly wouldn't look on his relationship with Monica so fondly.
Joey was kinda gay. I remember in one episode Rachel accidentally bought a birthday cake shaped like a penis and Joey liked it.
Gunther cucks Ross
CUTE GIRL: Wait, you're straight? I thought you were gay!
CHANDLER: Thanks.
>all the men are white
>all the women are non-white
>produced by: /bleached/
>A celebrity accidentally follows Monica on twitter, mistaking her @MonicaB account for Monica Bellucci. It goes to her head and she starts annoying the friends with descriptions of what her new "hollywood pals" are up to, thinking she's taking part in their lifestyle. She's crushed when she gets unfollowed, but has her spirits lifted when she discovers Chandler clumsily making a fake celebrity account to follow her again. ("How did you know?" "You spelled Brosnan wrong, sweetie.")
>Joey gets a gig acting as the face of political action groups for their propaganda videos. Not having any interest or awareness of their politics, he ends up doing videos for two opposing sides and badmouthing his own alter-egos.
>Ross and Rachel get a new Nintendo whatever. Ross sprains his wrist playing with a wiimote and Rachel gets addicted to shooter games. She tries becoming a streamer but all the other camwhores call her "grandma". She gets revenge by reporting their accounts.
>Phoebe AIDS episode ("It's not a death sentence anymore")
Op is a faggot
Sucks dicks all day
Friends are all shallow cunts
The end
Not bad
Joey is forced to ‘choose to live life as a gay man’ after historic sexual misconduct allegations surface.
Ross freaks out when Emma comes home with a black boyfriend. Rachel likes him.
Chandler and Monica are forced to intervene when Phoebe discovers Yea Forums and gets addicted to sneedposting.
joey gets metooed
FPBP
So no one told you life was gonna be this gay
Your job's to code, you're broke
Your love life's C.I.A.
It's like you're always sucking cock this year
'Cause you've been drinking onions all day,
you weak, you slut
better chug light a beer, but
I'll be there for you
(When the patriarchy starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been inside of you before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you were there When I got me-tooed)
>going down on a pusy for hours and hours
The greatest feel.
essentially. her sister was a porn star
that wouldn't happen
phoebe is an absolute bitch and the worst charachter on the show.
Rachel mastrubates and finds out men are scum
>special guest: Mandingo
chandler was always gay and Ross was always a cuck
Over the top is a kino film . Sly in his prime
What does F.R.I.E.N.D.S. stand for?
the S stands for S and the rest of the letters stand for FRIEND
Based
>FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND S
What did they mean by this?
>Phebes
>I'M SMELLY GIRL