Films you knew were going to be shit but you thought might at least be entertaining enough to kill a couple of hours.
But weren't .
Films you knew were going to be shit but you thought might at least be entertaining enough to kill a couple of hours
Nathaniel Cooper
Connor Foster
Hudson Hughes
cruise didn't fit the original campy style the first 2 movies had
Ethan Anderson
It had as much to do with those movies as those did with the original “Curse of the Mummy”
Juan Jenkins
Often with Tom Cruise he will single-handedly carry a shit overall film and make you believe it was good.
Blake Johnson
>original campy style
You mean the Indiana Jones formula rip off, the previous movie had
Jackson Hughes
I really hoped CM would be giood.
Luke Cox
Brandon Anderson
Preferred the Hammer ones.
Cooper Sanders
I liked edge of tomorrow and collateral. What are some other essential obscure cruisekinos?
Liam Williams
The original Mummy is a Gothic romance, shit for brains
Aaron Reed
Mission Impossible 2. Everyone said it was the worst one in the franchise but when I got around to watching them all it was far from that.
Hudson Rivera
Far and Away. Get past Cruise's iffy Irish accent and it's good.
Charles Parker
I love far and away, it's a bit chick kino but meh, I like what I like.
Xavier Bennett
Definitely that one
Luis Phillips
King Arthur (2017).
Jeremiah Brown
David Butler
Xavier Turner
Speaking of Channing Tatum.
Austin Stewart
The final Resident Evil film ("The Final Chapter")
Everything I read about it said it would be shite.
The trailers looked shite.
It was pulled from most UK cinemas after like a week due to low box office numbers.
Still went and saw it thinking it at least might have a few unintentional laughs and cheesy fun. It didn't.
It was shite.
Wyatt James
Immortals (2011).
Henry Cavill helped.
Jaxson Rivera
Probably because he writes his own movies specifically to make him appear like a giga-chad.
He's like a woman with 10000 snapchat filters posing in an rented outfit and a car bought with her rich parents money
Joshua Taylor
Thing is he's a likeable actor, there's no need to make shit like the mummy
Jason Sullivan
Atomic Blonde
Equalizer 2
Solo
Expendables 2
Cpt Marvel
Aquaman
Adrian James
This piece of crap.
My cringelord uncle said it was worth watching for the slo-mo sex scene but it really, really wasn’t.
Samuel Perry
Evan Reyes
Back Death with Sean Bean.
Isaac Gonzalez
Not as bad as Sin City 2.
Thomas Baker
Colton Edwards
Bump
Nicholas Lewis
James Diaz
Andrew Allen
He doesn't have the look of a hard nut soldier.
Asher Nguyen
Which is why I was pleasantly surprised with the film.
Carson Cook
Ayden Johnson
I was going to watch that. What's wrong with it?
Carson Bell
Nothing. It's absolute prison kino.
Carter Rodriguez
Rewatching the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies and then seeing Cruise's Mummy really put into perspective just how much Hollywood has changed in 20 years.
Christian Scott
Centurion.
Adam Baker
better than the original
Landon Williams
The Machine (2013).
Jose Mitchell
Eragon
Eli Adams
10/10 soundtrack as well as Toby Stephens.
Julian Taylor
I really hope they don't have british accents
Blake Roberts
this
Ayden Martin
They do, and it's all the better for it. Although after a while it ends up feeling like a bunch of English lads trying to escape Scotland, and that's a good thing.
Lucas Watson
Luke Stewart
Dracula Untold
Nicholas Flores
Bro, never go full marveltard
Blake Martinez
I like the look of the armor and heraldry at least.
I'll give it a shot
Ryan Peterson
I fucking hate the plebs so much
Julian Adams
Centurion and The Eagle make a decent modern Roman-Britain double feature, in my humble opinion.
Julian King
wonder if any mad lads actually bathe there
Carson Barnes
I imagine so.
Jeremiah Morales
Luke Martin
Thomas Cook
I liked it too, for the most part.
Brandon Turner
I still find it to be a pretty decent background movie.
Connor Barnes
Who said this was shit beforehand?
Jayden Cruz
This was Kino. Rarely see anything that evokes this much wonder and straight up awe
Jeremiah Cox
No one.