GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU, YOUR GRACE
LOOKING SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS
EVERY GUY HERE'D LOVE TO BE YOU, MY KING
EVEN WHEN TAKING YOUR LUMPS
THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN AS ADMIRED AS YOU
YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GUY
EVERYONE'S AWED AND INSPIRED BY YOU
AND IT'S NOT VERY HARD TO SEE WHY
NO ONE'S SLICK AS ROBERT
NO ONE'S QUICK AS ROBERT
NO ONE'S DICK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS ROBERT'S
FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY
PERFECT, A PURE PARAGON!
YOU CAN ASK ANY TYWIN, NED OR STANNIS
AND THEY'LL TELL YOU WHOSE TEAM THEY PREFER TO BE ON
WHO HUNTS BOARS LIKE ROBERT
WHO FUCKS WHORES LIKE ROBERT
WHO'S MUCH MORE THAN THE SUM OF HIS PARTS LIKE ROBERT
AS A SPECIMEN, YES, I'M INTIMIDATING
MY WHAT A GUY, THAT ROBERT
I NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT
THANK YOU, LANCEL
WELL THERE'S NO ON AS EASY TO BOLSTER AS YOU
MORE WINE YOUR GRACE? YEP
NO ONE FIGHTS LIKE ROBERT
DOUSES LIGHTS LIKE ROBERT
IN A JOUSTING MATCH NOBODY HITS LIKE ROBERT
WHEN I HUNT I SNEAK UP WITH MY QUIVER
AND BEASTS OF THE FIELD SAY A PRAYER
FIRST, I CAREFULLY AIM FOR THE LIVER
THEN I SMASH WITH MY HAMMER
IS THAT FAIR?
SHUT UP NED
NO ONE HITS LIKE ROBERT
SLAYS TARGSHITS LIKE ROBERT
IN A REBELLION NOBODY WINS LIKE ROBERT
I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT ERADICATING
SMASH
TEN POINTS FOR ROBERT
WHEN I WAS A LAD I SMASHED FOUR DOZEN SLUT PEASANTS
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE
AND NOW THAT I'M KING THAT WHORE IS PREGNANT
SO LANCEL MY BREAST PLATE YOU MUST ENLARGE!
OOH
WHO HAS BRAINS LIKE ROBERT
ENTERTAINS LIKE ROBERT
WHO'S COMING BACK IN SEASON 8 LIKE ROBERT
I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING
SAY IT AGAIN
WHO'S A MAN AMONG MEN
WHO'S THE SUPER SUCCESS
DON'T YOU KNOW, CAN'T YOU GUESS?
ASK HIS FANS AND HIS SEVEN KINGDOMS' LORDS
THERE'S MUST ONE GUY IN TOWN WHO'S GOT ALL OF IT DOWN
BOBBY B
GOSH IT DISTURBS ME TO SEE YOU, YOUR GRACE
Carter Green
Jacob Anderson
Maario Naharis
Xavier Taylor
based
James Russell
like clockwork
Blake Rogers
Captain Maario Naharis
Lucas Jones
GOAT
Christopher Collins
Maario Naharis with blue eyes and a yellow moustache
Ethan Sanders
that's very rare can i save it?
Luis Morris
You deserve more (You)'s.
Jeremiah Martin
BASED