Chigurh is coming for you. He is twenty minutes away. What do?

Chigurh is coming for you. He is twenty minutes away. What do?

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I'll take heads.

lock and load
>tfw living in free country

Chigurh nearly died when he faced a guy who anticipated his arrival.
When you think about it, it doesn’t take much to actually beat him at his game.

Masturbate, no guns here

This. I know the layout of my own home way better than he does. I know the hiding spots, angles, cover, and escape points. He is blind.

Flip a coin. Heads he gives me a blowjob and lets me go. Tails I die.

Spill grease and juice all over the floor.
Good luck reaching me, nigurh.

I go full home alone on his ass

Imagine a crossover where he has to try to kill the kid from Home Alone.

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...sugar?

Shoot him. He's just a man

use my two headed trick coin to vanquish him once and for all

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE

DID. YOU NAWHT. HEAR ME?!

>Do you see me?
What did he mean by this?

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>heads (4 (You)

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Call the police. If they don't arrive on time(typical), go full PUBG and find a vantage point outside your house, then take care of it yourself.

And livestream it, can't forget that.

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Underrated!
Id probly.....
Shute duppa mawsc

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SNEEDO

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>Was I ever here?
>Are you a witness?
figurh it out

>Fill my house with remote explosives
>Install hidden cameras connected to my phone
>Watch and wait
>Detonate him
Is pretty easy to beat him desu

tell him i know the location of a certain.... yag sbarrooooow?

As long as you got explosives lying around and are sure you can do all that without blowing yourself up in 20 minutes, it seems rather easy.

Wait and hope I get heads.

grab my hammer and my biggest knife, stuff my small knife in my waistband, tie an old work tie around my forehead, and crouch behind my front door

Get buck naked

...I drive.

Sit on your porch with a loaded shotgun in your lap. He pulls up and steps out of his car and bam he's dead. There's little to no threat when you know both that he is coming to kill you and when he will arrive.

>inb4 some no guns liberal or eurofag

Stand around in public, frequently transited place such as a 24/7 restaurant, a hospital waiting room, a busy intersection in a major city or just wait for him top of my staircase and yeet my 45lb kettlebell at him as he's coming to the top, thus lunging him downstairs after knocking him out and potentially injuring his head from the fall and if not yeet him another kettlebell to finish him off

>I'll just head on over to the "remote explosives" store that happens to be just 5 minutes away from me.

>american
>living in a remote area
>not having all kinds of guns explosives and hand grenades

Walk in the opposite direction. Nigga was lethargic.

Distract him with an epic dance battle meanwhile my friends are hiding in the bushes off to the side with super soakers and water balloons filled with paint (washable of course)
that'll show him

Plenty of guns pal, but I'm afraid I'm short on explosives. Maybe in your country explosives and "hand grenades" are available at every corner drugstore, but in the US they are a little hard to come by.

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Chigger wouldn’t be a match for a grenade or a nuculer bomb

If someone is walking toward you / chasing you and you go in the opposite (opposing) direction then that means you walk to them. Retarded.

Are you suuuuure?

I was trying to think of something but I don't think I have a chance. I have guns but no ammo so I'm limited in my options and he would definitely overpower me in a fight.

better sharpen a stick then

prep my appartment to bloOoOOoOOw!!!!!!

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

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kek

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yeah right! I bet you get cucked in your own house all the time

he is? thanks for the warning bro //

(// is something I invented meaning 'OK bro talk later)

I said I ain't got no damn agua

564 and 654, like magic

drive 40 minutes away

I have someone flush the toilet in the other room just before he kills me. Apparently, that’s the only way to get rid of him.

capture him and give him a mans haircut

Call the local niggers and say he called them niggers

Prepare my anus

Go to the neighbors and call the cops. Seriously he surrendered to one cop at the start of the film.

What would happen if Chigurh was hired to kill the mouse from Mouse Hunt?
Who is more ruthless?

>sit in my car down the street
>wait until he's in the road
>run him over
>give him my shirt
>fuck his boipucci while he's helpless and in pain
>THERE'S ONLY ONE HEAD AROUND HERE BOI

I havn't seen this movie. Should I be worried if he came after me?

Leave out delicious jugs of milk all around my apartment and wait for him to take a sip first

You should always wait until your partner cums first.

The accountant from this seen did it right. He was concise and cooperative, exactly how a non-badass survives Chugar.

Just don't marry into your job.