You, there. What is your profession?

official sleeve for the king of sparta

I collect $86k/year to sit at a desk and answer emails.

Professional Volunteer Shitposter

Im a feeder sir

I'M COMMITTED TO THE SOCIAL AND ECONOMIC LIBERATION OF BLACK PEOPLE, SIR!

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yes

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You wouldn't understand it, my King. It involves electricity, communications, and healthcare

>I sit in a chair and push buttons on a machine until other machines say it's time to go home. I make $45k a year

Do you think she works black guys dicks as well?

based tittyposter

I work at the airport but I am going to school to be an animator

Supermarket shelf stacker...

pusy slave

90% sure thats a trap

>animator
So you are going to school to end up working at the airport some more?

Accountant (currently at work) AMA

Ever fuck a coworker?

I'm an archaeologist

Srs

Maybe if i was a shit animator

OOF OOF OOF!

Taking it easy
you should try it sometime

I got fired recently.

sysadmin

that's from i need a doctor by dr dre and em?

Unironically Snyder's best film

Rape

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do dolphins smell human pusy pheromones

Senior Data Analyst

I figured he was a tv poster

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I masturbate on cam for money. I'm a dude.

no... its from 300.

Senior Java developer

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>AHOO AHOO AHOO
What did they mean by this?

same here but they only pay me $45k to do it.

>guy splashes water on her to remove the cum

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>In all Grece only a single town join them
>Instead of thanking them they instantly start bullying them
Why Spartan were such meanies?

>tfw Amazon warehouse worker

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is it as bad as they say? do you have a NEET-tier piss jug collection at your work station?

Stay safe bro :praying:

if you are a man there is no way you will dislike it

he started it.

>she can't walk after
BASED BBC dolphin

Just chad bants

shitposter/useless eater

she fucking loved it

I think it might be worse in Europe from the things I've heard (I'm in Canada), but people usually don't stay here that long
What I like about it is that theres lots of voluntary time off either in the middle of shift or you can apply for it the day before and take entire days off (sometimes a whole week without using any of your vacation time)
But I pretty much work there because of the VTO and I live pretty close to the warehouse, easy to commute.

philosopher and boy lover sir, the true athenian way.

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what job?

Release Engineer
it's like Software Engineer, but all my code is in-house and I get paid better

a sucker is born every minute, sorry

Sounds more like one of dumbfuck drone jobs for poos where you just promote an actual developers code into the production environment.

part-time kebab removalist

>That moment her legs tense and raise into the air revealing her true nature

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what if I'm Persian?

3D animator and professional masturbator sir!

I fetch agua

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literally mass send out applications to defense contractors

if you cant find a job as an engineer, you arent looking hard enough.

so you uhhh

you dig up dinosaur bones or sumthin? ha haaaa

Its fucking gay dude, they don't wear armor so that the fags in the audience can have a wank.

Its not that i cant find a job. Its just not really jobs i would enjoy. Alot of the work where i live is oilfield related. For example one of the job offers i recived paid around 75-80k a year, but had you working 100 hours a week. And even when you werent actually on the clock you most likely woukd have to live on the rig location

i hate delivering your shitty dumb shit every god damn day on top of the mail. its a pain in the ass. fuck amazon and fuck you faggot

t.mailman

It's /his/ kino.

you may already know this but many jobs that dont explicitly require tons of manual labor, like jobs that have you sit down and work with technology, circuity, software, etc, literally half of your hours are going to be you fucking around

my buddy "does" about 60 hours a week at lockheed martin, about half of those are him fucking around, walking around talking to people, eating in the breakroom, watching youtube, and so on

Are you also a girl? Cuz I'm got a large bone for you to examine

I'm a footposter, sir.
I hope you find this based, my king.

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lol based mailman forced to fill his truck up with packages that dont even fit

i worked for ups and we dropped amazon because it wasnt even worth it

you guys are getting fucked hard

Honestly the job i was talking about kind of is that way from what i heard. Apparently you assemble a tool then run it. Which takes maybe a couple of hours. And then you basically monitor it to make sure nothing is going wrong. Even the guy who interviewed me said if everything is going smoothly you have alot of time to "read or watch movies". But fuck you basically have to sacrifice your life for it living on a rig.

I work for Nintendo

I'm an electrical engineer, graduating in a month or so and I have an offer from a defense contractor. Time to feed the MIC boys :^)

>phd in mathematics
>any job I want
>$300k starting

s-shitposter sir

>lying on the internet

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it's terrible on sundays when i do exclusively amazon. 90+ packages and some are so big or awkwardly shaped they all barely fit in the back of my little cucktruck

>being this new

you need to upgrade your little white truck for a big brown one

Try talking to a staffing agency.
Also if you're getting interviews but no job I think they have companies that you can do mock interviews with and get feedback. I've never done it but it might be worth looking into

hows the pay over there? i just got hired in a few weeks ago and im at 17.29 an hour. work about 60 hours a week and all the walking kicks my ass. im decent at it already though. regulars make more and get better hours but i have no idea how long itll take me to get to regular

Literally got fired today (was an attorney)
Movies for this feel?

Falling Down

:/

cant you just start your own practice? what happened howd you get fired?

Color Scientist

rampage

I work in Human Resources as a systems analyst. Sit at a desk all day.

I’m a 3rd year inorganic chemistry grad student sir.

I'm bored as hell at a goth party dressed like a girl and if any of you were here I would suck your dick with no hesitation

>Janny and i do it for free

Probably got handed a shit case, lost it (or handled it in a way that reflected badly on his firm) and wasn't Jewish. That or some cunt in HR reeed about literally rape

Dad?

I'm a managing editor for a small "publishing" company. Technically we're a "writing/editorial services" company because we don't put our name on finished products--our clients do--we do everything in between, mostly writing and editing content.

I've worked with Microsoft, Bain, Pearson Education, and some other big companies, along with others you've never heard of. AMA!

This

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got any pics?

BAIN?

I don't have one. I thinking about learning some programming language just so I can do something, I have no interests in anything that could land me a job

knowing some programming language doesn't guarantee a job

Honestly the boss was an asshole the whole time, literally yelled/screamed that type of guy, and I basically stood up for myself when I was being unfairly criticized. Fired a few days later.
>Start your own practice
Hard to do, I'd have to figure out how to get my own clients and a lot of types of cases can only really be done with multiple attorneys. I could try going solo but I wouldn't know where to start.
I'm not too worried, my boss was an asshole and I was already starting to look for a new job. I should have something soon.

>lockheed martin
where? My housemate is a PhD chemist at LM in Boston.

I work with those people, but I'm the one who automates the system that lets those people be braindead

What kind of emails?

I went to law school. It's a good education except the cost is outrageous.

Their office is fucking nice. Free food, light everywhere, everyone is good looking and went to Harvard. Might try to upgrade there in a few years.

Our monkeys just drag and drop with Filezilla
>100k+ employee company

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How much you make nigga?

Keep your fag mouth off my white American peepee

I've got a BS in Engineering Technology. Share your wisdom bros

I don't have a thing for skinless sausage anyway.

Why spend so long at work if you're not actually working?
I'm out of the office before 4PM almost every day.

Physiotherapist sir

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I sell people shit on behalf of a telecoms giant. Pay's good, plus I have a really great offer on internet right now...
*rubs hands together*

other people expect to see you in the office from X to Y. That's how it works in most offices, regardless of how productive you are. What do you do?

It's cute when a dolphin does it, but when I do it suddenly I'm a sex offender. Man, fuck society

Data warehouse dev lead.
The CDO works out of head office, and isn't particularly bothered what hours I keep as long as the work gets done.

I'm CIA

what the fuck is that job

Electrical engineering currently working for a telecom company. Makes me want to blow my brains out, would rather be a Spartan.

that's cool, but not my office experience. People can work from home for half a day or leave early here and there, but generally can't leave before 4 every day. Even if they were just faster and performed at the same quality as everyone else, they'd cause trouble if they didn't keep the same hours as everyone else.

It's kind of an interesting, albeit inefficient, phenomenon.

>degree in Econ
>loading freezers at local grocery
I did work in an office for a while and iduno, didn''t turn out how I liked
I actually like what I do now, better pay than would I have thought and my bosses are nice.

imagine getting pounded by a smelly, highly intelligent dolphin gross haha

amateur chicken farmer

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working in an office is a bit shit generally, but can be okay if you work with nice/smart/funny people. A lot of offices aren't like that obviously though.

Sitting in front of a computer for 40+ hours a week can only be so good--you really need to like your job/co-workers for it to be viable/not make you hate it.

wtf. why are there birds in a box on you're floor bro??

Only if you're a white male and you hate the Asiatic hordes

>fell for the trades meme
>make only 55k starting meanwhile university grads are making 80-100k starting and work only 35 hours a week

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I don't get full time for now, which means obviously not much benefits beyond what the union gives me by default (yes joined Union, was iffy about it but decided to future benefits)
but I get anywhere from 30 to 40 hours a week and that's perfectly fine with me.
I do make more now than I did in the office i worked at before. even though it is union and union caters to tenured fucks that don't do anything, my workplace does recognize guys that are simply good at what they do.

that's the worst--being in an office for low pay. If you're gonna be strapped to a PC for 8-some hours a day, you at least need to be making a median salary. I see why you quit

Foxer & Doxxer & Hoaxer - formerly Boxer

Problem is it's a dead end.
First office jobs can be drab, but there's a lot of progression if you take the right paths.

yeah but they are 100k in debt

Disney pays me to talk about their movies on 4channel

Consultant
Work emails.

I'm not gonna say what I do now is easy, it's definitely hard work.. especially on some days preparing for the upcoming weeks sales.

aside from teenagers that don't give a fuck and quit/get fired in a week anyways.. I don't understand how some people dont take these jobs somewhat seriously when they can pay off big time in a short while.
my immediate supervisor makes like 80 grand a year and he, just like me, focuses on frozen foods. he's full time obviously, and he does a bit beyond my paygrade/understanding but it's not tremendously difficult.
I can see myself doin his job soon at another place, or something else simila,r since they apparently like me relatively soon. I do well enough to be on my own now but 80 grand a year to load icecream and hotpockets into a freezer? I'll definitely do that.

dead end to most, but if you are capable they will offer you somethin. besides the salary potential is still very good
we have a position at my store called the "Union Reciever"
all he does is sit in the back all day and check/count all the shipments we get that day, clean up loading dock, and mark down or trash damaged product.
our particular Receiver used to be the Grocery Manager (which is another high end but more stressful job) and he decided to take this job. He makes fuckin bank and he basically does nothing. that is what Tenure gets you.

80k for a shelf stacker? How has that company not gone bust?

That seems completely bizarre. You'd be lucky to make 30k for those kinds of duties where I'm from.

I cut grass.

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Don't kid yourself user..most uni grads also start at 50k or less

I play a millionaire at parties.

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At least I'd...like to.

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well like he said he does a lot more. while the Grocery Manager of the store does technically oversee Frozen as well, they passed on basically the Manager aspect of the Frozen department to him. so he has to make the orders, scan his shit deal with vendors, prep for sales, etc. so all of that on top of doing the regular job of loading shit into the freezer, it is definitely a full time job that has a lot to do.
The Grocery Manager makes over 100k from what I can tell, especially since he's tenured too.
and while his title is "Grocery Manager" he is technically not part of the upper tier management staff. Grocery Manager is still Union. Assistant Store and Store Manager are corporate positions.

well like I said that's tenure
we have a guy who literally has to take pills to make sure he doesn't go on a shooting rampage
but since he's been there for a while and he does decent enough work he makes like $25 an hour doin various things. he'll never get promoted beyond what he does not but he's been there a while and hasn't had a break in his employment.. even if companies don't like union bullshit they still appreciate tenured guys as well