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I choose Elvira
i choose elvira
haha almost looks like bailey jay haha
They're both great, but I've generally enjoyed Addams Family more.
both are metaphorical exercises in jewish navel gazing about being outsiders in European society
I don't care for any of it
For me, it's The Munsters. I found it both funnier and I wanted to bang Herman's wife.
Based
haha no way haha
mogged
thoughts on the Munsters reboot from a few years ago?
sophie turner is a slag, but a nice one
I just want a big tiddy goth gf
based
I choose ALL!
obviously
Munsters clearly had the hottest mom
chosen
Disgusting. Get that used up whore out of my thread
Based
You should've been subscribe to pewdiepie'd
The worst dog shit thing it has ever been made
Arrogant faggots acting like arrogant monster faggots
Truly the most awful smug program ive ever seen
It was almost kino, i wish it got picked up.
The thing i would have done was made the blonde, stealth-weirder than the Munsters, like making her a budding serial killer or something like that.
Goth girls arent very sexual.
They have daddy issues and a lot of self hate.
> i love reddit
Only half decent in the whole thread. why is Yea Forums so pleb?
imagine if it hadn't failed and we got a couple seasons of this instead of hannibal. shivering at the thought.
Imagine Wednesday insulting you while taking a shit in your mouth
Someone could make a very kino Addams Family movie. It's just ripe for it. If you tone down the comedy a little bit (not remove it) and increase the strangeness factor, you'll get a 10/10. I'm not talking Burton. More towards Lynch, but not even that.
But Anjelica Huston and Christina Ricci were perfectly cast and I'm not sure we'll get something like that again.
Gomez is somehow always the best part of the show. Julio (obviously) but also Astin and Taranto all do great work and Astin and Julio really go for distinctly different styles that both work.
Original Morticia is the hottest though.
Addams Family Movies> Munsters> Addams Family TV Series
Why do people like Sophie turner so much her hairline is further back than the invention of the telephone
Masterful fake, I want to see a Morticia version though.
The invention of the telephone is pretty recent. You're not old enough to post if it didn't happen in your lifetime.
Yea Forums in a nutshell
Tv Morticia Adams is best Adams.
>never fucked a girl with daddy issues
user, what are you doing with your life?
>bombshell body yet the only thing I can think about is that black lipstick smeared all over my cock
Ironically Cassandra Peterson is even hotter as a redhead in real life. Check out her nudes. they're fucking incredible!!!FACT!!!
Sophie actually looks attractive here.
>Goth girls arent very sexual.
>They have daddy issues and a lot of self hate.
This is an oxymoron, user.
Based.
Although Herman Munster was very lulzy.
isn't that pic a photoshop?
no, everything posted on Yea Forums is real
They will dress slutty but not want to ride dick but instead cut their arms and cry about their dads and burn their legs with candle wax
They will get tattoos and piercings and act slutty at tge club. But at home they just wanna lay in bed watching youtube.
Goth girls are different. You are thinking of normie college girls with daddy issues.
A lot of girls go lesbian or cut their tits before fucking youi fell for the goth meme a couple of times and it was always the same. Cutters, druggies, lazy,
I love goths but in my shithole cunt they are rare
what is in your shot hole cunt then?
The Morticia look is great.
I think you're just a betamale, user. Girls like that will ride your dick easy if you pretend to be the confident father figure they never had. It's seriously reverse oedipus (Elektra?) with them. They want nothing more than to fuck their father.
I think the writing on the Addams family was better. But I liked the munsters better since fred gywnnn was funny and so was al lewis. But most of the humor in the musters consisted of Herman scaring somebody and them running away in fast motion with a laugh track. Also the second Marylin was hot.
Left or right?
Is this even a question? Right, as always.
elvira is a million years old you granny fuckers
Man of culture, make milk trucks even more appreciated
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Still would
Adam's Family song sounds cool but the lyrics are the worst ever. But quality wise, AF>TM
sauce?
>implying you wouldn't
>self hate
thats so emo
Addams was the better show, but I never liked the theme music. Munsters on the other hand had a good theme music but the show never made me laugh
What about this
They do what they want to do, say what they want to say
Live how they want to live, play how they want to play
Dance how they want to dance, kick and the slap a friend
The Addams family
Now I was cold coolin', you know (maxin' and relaxin')
Just kickin' it around the house (Oaktown kicking' it)
When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!
Can hammer come out? (what's up?)
Now I don't mind (mind) being a friend
And showin' a little bit of flava (flava)
But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester (oh man)
Man, them some strange neighbors
They do what they want to do, say what they want to say
Live how they want to live, play how they want to play
Dance how they want to dance, kick and the slap a friend
The Addams family
I'd fuck her first through 100th if given the choice.
The Grandpa and his daughter were vampires, her husband was a Frankenstein but their son was a werewolf? And their niece was normal? Fucking weird.
Shiny kino
holy brap
You reminded me that MC Hammer had a fake Michael Jackson on his 2 Legit 2 Quit video.
Patrician taste, user. Black lips are for dick sucking. The only way to make it better is to have her blindfolded.
That's a very based thing to be thinking about
More like El-Guy-ra
Addams Family is funnier
You tried, and I'm proud of you for that.
MC Hammer is absolute trash
Don't encourage him, he might try again.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
i had a goth gf and it was terrible
Imagine Elvira dropping a load in your mouth then turns around and tells you to clean her asshole with it haha
Oh, boy. I would have killed for a girl like that when I was a teenager.
Yeah, I would too.
i had the opposite experience
Stories user!
>Imagine Elvira dropping a load in your mouth then turns around and tells you to clean her asshole with it haha
so, uh, do you guys wanna share goth girls pictures or not
:3
Me too. She stopped being goth halfway through, though. Still terrible.
shame she dropped the goth thing and deleted
Is that an acid bath poster in the back? Who is this queen
Between the two, I say Addams Family.
But, this:
And, yes, these:
I guess you could say I'm a little obsessed.
one, she constantly wanted to have sex in cemetaries. it didn't matter that it was 10 degrees at midnight, she wanted to fuck on top of graves.
two, she lit black candles all the time. they smelled like licorice. i can't stand licorice anymore.
three, she called me her "thrall" in front of her friends. not her boyfriend, her "thrall". even in restaurants and to her parents.
four, she started gaining weight, but called it "harvesting spiders". that was the final straw.
those feet
I like her porn
they just came out with a munsters pinball
Based as
Is that Sophie Turner? I'm going to pretend she is anyway.
>four, she started gaining weight, but called it "harvesting spiders"
fucking based woman, you should have married her and made little chubby spiders inside of her tummy
It is
>Is that Sophie Turner?
Yes.
Married now, but wife started off as a goth girl and grew out of it.
Shame. There's not enough goth milfs around.
Hell, I'd kill for a woman like that now. Only a slightly older, more mature, great sense of humor, maybe some, I dunno, amazing tits, ass, and legs. If only such a woman existe-
>four, she started gaining weight, but called it "harvesting spiders". that was the final straw.
You simply lacked the vision. A seasonal project for late October? Bold.
I know, it's a crying shame.
>she started gaining weight, but called it "harvesting spiders"
wait wat
sounds like you got out just in time. phase 5 would've no doubt included calling you "hubbeh" and dragging you to ren fairs.
I choose dark ladys
I have no idea what you anons are talking about, because I unironically love all this shit. If it weren't for the weight gain, I would've put a ring on it in his shoes.
according to that user she sounds like a textbook lolcow but whatever floats your boat playa
I mean, I didn't mean her in particular, I just meant a hot goth qt who's into macabre and spooky and LARPy Ren Fair shit and stuff would be my cup of tea, assuming everything else about her is minimally crazy or annoying.
wonder if she actually listens to taake or is it a part of her attention seeking whore attire
A woman who is an attention seeker? There's a novelty.
Patrician taste, sir.
Patrician tase.
user, it's not the attention-seeking in and of itself that is the problem, it's the deceit and phoniness of it. If a woman worked hard towards mantaining a nice physique and wanted to show it off, or if she had pride in a weeby collection and wanted to show it off, or if she thought she looked cute in a dress that reminded her of her favorite character in bla bla bla anime, that's all fine. It's only when being a poser, a dilettante, a charlatan riding on some wave that people take issue.
I agree.
what did she look like out of character?
He's absolutely right tho I only watched it for mummygoths
She modeled for porn magazines before she became Elvira. And since it was the seventies her bush is big and makes it look like her crotch is on fire
Fuck, I didn't want to fap today!
But how could I resist with that much Buscemi?
cute
The perfect married couple in tv.
[chair clatters in the distance]
Side note: Gays seem to love Addam's Family for some reason, despite there being pretty much zero pro-fag subtext to it.
Can someone tell me why?
>tfw will probably never fuck a homestuck cosplay qt in black lipstick
Fukken saved.
gays love halloween shit, have you ever seen the halloween parades in west hollywood? it's a huge deal for faggots
has something to do with being "outcasts" and getting to dress up like glittery gaudy freaks on the only night of the year when it's acceptable
Stop believing what movies say
Not all goth girls are dick obsessed vampires. A lot of them are very emotionally damaged, troubled
>the flesh bulging out
>A lot of them are very emotionally damaged, troubled
and dick obsessed.
Is this a trap?
based user
I've seen it true for myself that the Elekra complex is way more an actual thing than the Oedipus complex.
And coincidentally, most of them have a dad bod fetish
feelsbadman
gorgeous Sansa
A retard at a hospital Halloween party?
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she likes the dar-K
Jinx > Minx
There used to be so many girls like this in the 90's, where the fuck did they go?
>90s
The had kids and got fat
Or they got fat and shaved their head and joined antifa.
I think about how her tiddies must but halfway to her knees by now and I feel an overwhelming sadness.
He did good. Shut up, trannies.
nope
Why did he have to get fat and stop doing any interesting videos?
Wow whom is this beatiful, fertile biolgical woman whom'st has a vagina and ovaries?
what kind of cinematography is this?
B a S e D, that's what.
100 year old boomer
steve buscemi getting assfucked
>whom'st
kek
Goth girls are beautiful.
I just want to have sex.
She actually looks sexy here. I feel so conflicted.
A girl has to be offensively ugly to look bad in goth aesthetics.
10/10 for judicious application of the steve buscensor app
The goth look makes like 9/10 people look hot though
Hnnnngggg.
Is that Avril?
Yes.
God damn, is that recent Avril? When did she get tiddies
The pics are about 4 years old.
And she's always had them, it's just she almost never wore clothes that showed them.
And I thought my diamond for Avril couldnt get any harder what the fuck
Yup.
>four, she started gaining weight, but called it "harvesting spiders". that was the final straw
Was loving her like loving the dead?
Sauce?
Amazing. Not a single real goth girl has been posted yet.
No true Scotsman have been posted either.
Really disappointing.
Beautiful.
Post one yourself, faggot
So, which one are?
Do goth girls still exist? Is it too late?
makeup is cheating.
It’s the makeup
Yes, but hard to find.
You should research which music they listen to nowadays and go to concerts if you want to meet those.
Just be careful and ensure it's goths who like it, and not skinheads.
Those people are actual scum.
I think Addams Family incorporated the "monster" angle far better into it's writing. Munsters was too much like a typical Honeymooners clone, which resulted in far more formulaic stories. You could easily transplant a script from The Munsters into another 60's sitcom with minimal changes, but there's no way you could do that with the Addams Family.
>But at home they just wanna lay in bed watching youtube.
Sounds comfy.
You know there are leftwing faggot skinheads too right?
I mean skinheads in the general meaning, you know, the punk degenerates, not neo-nazis.
Skinheads never followed any specific ideology, they just wanted to be edgy and contrarian.
Pic related would be an example of one.
Yeah they’re usually waitresses/baristas. They’re usually hiding a surprisingly ugly face under all the makeup
As long as I can have someone to watch bad horror movies with.
I'll take it as long as she takes care of her hygiene and isn't fat.
>Pic related would be an example of one.
yup. hilarious how this is all the same girl.
just bouncing from edgy subculture to edgy subculture.
That kinda looks like those art hoes, just needs to shave the eyebrows and paint them.
Seriously, what's up with all these subcultures nowadays making a point in looking ugly?
Goths, emos, scene, they were cute, what happened?
>got owned by the real deal
And the tryhard little cunt deserved it, got so BTFO she never came back
Explain.
You don't anymore?
>tfw i thought elvira and peggy bundy were the same person throughout my childhood
>fapped to both
Most of these cunts aren't even really goth. Just social media "influencers" who RIP off the style and dont even listen to the fucking music. And of course fatfuck nerds like most of you probably send them most of your paychecks.
>oh wow, you post pics of girls, you are probably donating
Elvira herself did a response vid mocking hannah minx. It was quite literally q'ino of the highest order
>totally ignores how they're fucking posers
Zoomers.png
Hannah made a video dressed liked Elvira. Afterwards Elvira actually responded to her video by parodying Hannah, absolutely destroying her.
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Yes, people want pale girls with dark clothes and voluminous dark hair.
They don't care about the rest.
People all jerked to Elvira and there was nothing goth about her beyond her looks.
>2019
>makeup + CGI
dude anyone can look the part nowadays
it's about how well she can act it
desu I'd prefer Eva Green or some cowtit
>daddy issues
>not sexual
wat
HOT
>60 year old women wrecks you online
looks like a killer table
do want
You can use pinballmap.com to find a table in a bar or arcade near you!
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>no love for the OG
pathetic.
The 90s Addams movies are absolute kino. Prove me wrong.
even the king knew what was up.
Last one
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cocaine is a hell of a drug
a few cute ones
thread is worryingly full of grannyfuckers
Are there any nudes of her?
They're not sexual with you because you're not attractive, they use you as an emotional tampon. All women are far more directly sexual than men and goth girls even more so. Maybe hit the gym or something bro.
Vampira is literally just a Morticia halloween costume based on the cartoons
Name?
do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.
If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.
that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.
no one has caught on to the best girl and my wife vriska yet. haha nerds.
You realize Vampira came first, right?
You realise that Vampira is based on the cartoon Morticia, as I said, right? You do know that the Addams Family was a comic strip by Charles Addams, right? Because you'd sound like a total retard if you were giving your opinion on something you know nothing about.
BTFO
We did have sex retard. It just wasnt every day like these retarded anons think.
Some goth girls are messed up and self injure and cut their legs and dont eat amd stuff, or would cry in the middle of sex
You guys fetishisted goth girls thinking they are like porn stars or something.
Razor candi is a real goth
She does porn too
...
Goth
That you had sex with her occasionally is only evidence of how sexual she actually was, that she was willing to throw you some. But all women will quickly drop the act and obey their true nature of acting like a pig in heat when they get really worked up and anyone that openly displays their psychosexual problems like a goth is literally one step away from doing shit that would have made Ted Bundy reappraise his life choices, and I'm speaking from experience.
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
Yeah i guess between the throwing up and daily cutting and crying in the middle of doing it or the days where she wouldnt leave her room or her bed for 10 hours i guess there was a sexual slave ready to eat my dick
Sorry user I'm being harsh and negative, a lot of it is to do with your attitude. Men aren't nearly as fucked up as women though we're told different. They all want an outlet free of judgement and we're so often overawed by the raw power of their sexuality conflicting with our desire to help and protect them that the sort of breakdowns you're describing are evidence of their energy not being focused. All women need to be guided and shaped by a man to be happy, no exceptions.
Tru
Pretty great thread, Yea Forums, really made me feel so lonely and horny fuck etc., but you're missing the greatest spooky waifu of them all, Jill Banner as Virginia Merrye in Spider Baby.
It's Wednesday, my dudes.
> All women need to be guided and shaped by a man to be happy
Everytime that happens they stop being goth.
666
>SSS will never post actual nudes with her chubby gf
B I N G O !
Why is she such a fucking tease? Her bathing suits are so tiny shes 90% nude
I don't fucking know man.
Look at this.
She's always posting stuff like this. Both are.
Never seen them show a single nipple. Fucking shit.
You guys know that you need to be in that goth scene to get a goth GF. Like 99% of the time, I'm sure one of you fags will pipe up and say you're the exception.
She's never looked better, and I'm a sucker for red heads.
>tfw you never find a mexican goth gf
DARK PHOENIX CONFIRMED FOR KINO
Can't stand gauges.
Here's what I NEED:
Addams Family and The Munsters on Blu Ray - why not enjoy Morticia and Lily in HD?
Also, why has the Addams Family Values movie never been released on Blu Ray? WTF?
Would also like the Elvira movie on Blu Ray in Region 1 (it's out as a region-locked import)
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>cry in the middle of sex
My wife went through this. It is a part of healing from rape. Weird, confusing things happen to the mind while getting raped. For many those get burried with the rest of the feelings of rape but, like most feelings, there is a fast track to them. If you present similar stimuli to those conditions in which the feelings were made then the brain can jump to those unprocessed feelings and pump them out. That means the brain follows the program for precessing those feelings. Crying, laughing, shouting. They're all response programs. Systems that help move the present into the past.
For almost a year, my wife would break down during sex. Whenever we could, we would stop and talk aboit what had happened and dig to the root letting her brain process the past nature of the feelings. She is now a happily fuckable woman.
That's some uncanny valley shit right there
So, the dream of having a goth gf is impossible unless she is miserable?
No.
Just dont expect a normie. Being goth takes an extreme personality. I mean, look at the pics posted, for someone to dress like this in public, they will definitely not be normal.
The best you can hope for is a normal girl who likes to dress up for you.
>They all want an outlet free of judgement and we're so often overawed by the raw power of their sexuality conflicting with our desire to help and protect them that the sort of breakdowns you're describing are evidence of their energy not being focused. All women need to be guided and shaped by a man to be happy, no exceptions.
Or you could not be a creep preying on mental retards and find a normal stable woman instead.
>married a raped woman
>talked to her about her feelings
>will be back here looking for cuck porn in a few months when he finds out she's cheated on him
I guess my point to the other anons was that if a girl goes towards goth styles shes gonna have a different personality or quirky odd tastes or have baggage.
Goth by itself, the black clothing, the coffins, the depressing music, the dark movies,
Goth deals in the macrabre and the shadowy parts of life. Bats, cemeteries, serial killer books. Animal Skulls in their house.
Goth girls can be cool but expect weirdness
I dont think anons realize
What is that style of pants called?
Mine wasnt raped. She just really hated het dad. He divorced her mom when she was living in germany as a kid
BRAPPERS
lowtest fag
there sure are!
is her name jessica
Go back to Yea Forums, Pan
Will we taste his logs soon?
Her name was Hannah, she moved to Denmark when we met, we broke up because i started to date someone else
wat
Not if that's what you want them to be
There is no such thing as a stable woman, only different levels of successful suppression. You don't have to prey on them if you're not a dickhead, though it's easy if you are. A person that has suffered sexual trauma suffers so much shame because of it they will be dysfunctional but can only be helped to truly overcome it through sexual means. It takes a very strong mind and firm hand but that's what your role is supposed to be in the relationship
Bb
What scares me is that my wife wants a kid now but im afraid of having a girl.
>There is no such thing as a stable woman
Dude no one has believed in the PUA bullshit since the early 00s, get a grip and raise your standards.
Can niggers be goth?
Yes
>daddy issues
>goth girls
>not sexual
lol
My friend got to hang out with her at a con and said she was really really nice.
based goth cosplay pornstars
All goth girls cheat though. Everytime, always
>all girls cheat
ftfy
Fucking dyke poser whore
Oh boy, here we go with people projecting their anecdotes on all of humanity.
>all humans cheat
ftfy
Yesterday's goths are today's normies
Every woman i have ever known has cheated.
see
Fuck off nigger
>yeah but [totally irrelevant point] though
muh diqq whooa muuuh diqqqq
Gothic culture was an 80s thing user, most goths are in their 40s and 50s now. Anything after 1990 were just emo posers
It is women's true nature to cheat. It os in their biology.
Yeah, they are going to stick with betas.
Absolute truth
>Mogging your own daughter
Only the niggresses
If she only fucks chicks, that only makes her hotter.
>deleted
What did he mean by this?
She fucks guys on camera but then tried to METOO /ourboy/ James Deen because he was rough with her or some retarded shit.
>television and film
A Brap tent
Deen is a spoiled Jewish princess just like so many assholes in Hollywood
My dick hurts.
What got deleted?
Why what did he do?
They can't, being pale is a big part of it.
pity about the face
>porn star tries to Me too a guy in the industry
Yeah, hes the asshole alright
>we go from goth girls to scene kids to now just random niggers that have absolutely nothing to do with the entire thread
I want to emancipate proclamate all over her.
>pity about the face
Not the same girl, faceblind faggot
> goths love everything black, but hate Black people
Are goths white supremacists?
pity about both their faces
Yes, goth is white culture.
That black chick is dressed goth
Based and gothcunnypilled
Ricci as next Morticia.
>i'm goth
>so i'm just going to wear a black shirt
Goth what?
I would.
Now fuck off.
>goth hat
>goth dreads
> egyptian necklace
>black lipstick
The negress passes the test
>goth hat
>goth dreads
Just because you put the word goth in front of something it doesn't mean they are goth.
MOOOOOOOOAR
Disgusting.
If the girl had white skin everyone would be drooling over her.... that hat is pretty goth
You have absolutely no idea what goth means.
You wont want more
Is there any way to help such people?
Based.
Explain it then
Theme music in general gets old with TV series. Normally the opening soundtrack is appealing. That changes after hundreds of viewings.
Elvira is a billion years old but I'd still be happy to clean the spiderwebs from her cooch. Even taking into account the work she has had done she looks amazing for her age.
Addams > Munsters
Anyone that disagrees is a Howard Stern apologist.
A true goth right here
What does he have to do with anything?
I bet you drink whiskey straight from the still.
She was badly burned and has scars. You would never think she was
Ill drink bottom shelf whiskey out of a boot in an alley faggot
Are you drunk right now mate?
Only Vodka for me fagot. Nostrovia
Of course
Munsters
He's a die-hard munsters fan
Of actually whiskey?
Thats kinda weird. I guess it makes sense
Fag
YIKES! ill take the niggers over THIS
Yeah, meth
It's whiskey but it's cheap shit