OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being a DCuck is torture I don't know how they can keep doing it. Though I suppose them being retarded helps

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Now to deal the finishing blow.

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>And that's a good thing
So this is basically going to be what every DC headline is going to be from now on

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when their predicted flops can pull 1 billion at the box office, they have to concede

>They know WB isnt buying movie tickets
So this is how they know what will succeed and what doesnt...

Yeah because Shazam is going to have over a month to himself to leg it to a billion

He probably won't even beat fucking Pet Sematary

>Schaefer

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I will be instead of watch Gayzam.

and be out during a huge school and work holiday

>Shazam ramps up the marketing campaign
>Critics and fans are loving it
>Disney shitposting increases
really made me thin

Why do you capeshiters need to cope about money you won't earn?

Because they are born bootlickers for corporations.

You mean like Aquaman did?

They got so hilariously desperated at CM getting such a tepid response, when compared to Black Panther and Wonder Woman, that they walked back the firing of Gunn and released a shitty trailer for Endgame just to try to get some hype.
Literally nobody i know is hyped for Endgame, most of my friends just 'have' to see out of some kind of weird obligation.
Heck, people at work pretty much told they are out of the capeshit game after it.

don't forget releasing the trailer yesterday with captain marvel in it in the hopes more people will see the movie this weekend

No I want to see it more.

>MARVEL GOOD
>DC BAD

cope

Is bubblegum even a symbol of youth anymore? The phone, sure. But blowing bubblegum seems like something a Baby Boomer or Gen X would assume GenY in the 90's would do. I guess its lets product placement than having a monster energy drink or fidget spinner though.

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The lowest trackings for the DCEU have been the biggest successes so far
Aquaman tracking for 40-60 million and Wonder Woman tracking for 60-80 million. Justice League was tracking for 120 million and dropped hard

I kinda like how that misfired thanks to having a glamed-up Carol that looks nothing like how she was in her movie.

Chadzam confirmed for success.

I care for this shit about as much as whatevs rotten tomatoes say.

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Sounds incredibly familiar. Why exactly (((journalists))) are trying to mess with expectations for these movies?

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Way to go incels. No one likes you. Stay away from things if you don’t want them to fail.

WE DID IT MCUBROs!!
Brie is the real captain marvel!

>(((screenrant)))

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They are paid by Disney.

I just realized something:

I think maybe Disney bought Solo's tickets, too. How else do you "track" bigger than Black Pander, then barely even pull worldwide *half* what it pulled *domestic*? Shit doesn't add up.

>Opening Weekend: $28,525,613
Wow Screenrant sure got BTFO there

(((screenrant)))

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NOOOOOO DCBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPENNING!!!

Just like Solo was predicted to make loads of money...

>I think maybe Disney bought Solo's tickets
They did.

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I don’t get it. They predicted a shitty opening day. The actual were slightly above shitty but still shitty
Brie Larson and the gang got more in 3 days than alita did in the 4.5 weeks it was out. This image was made to troll the dilusuonal alita fags.

Holy shit.

Wait...what?

>DCEU
is there any way of saving it?

There's no way Shazam doesn't make what Alita did at least so it wont bomb. I just hope it's actually good

fucking pathetic
why do people keep posting shit from jornos?
they're always wrong, it's just a random faggot googling stuff just like you
>aquaman not even gonna make 40mil
best dc movie
>captain marvel opening will be 200!
>i mean 180!
>140!
>120!
makes 140
>JUST LIKE WE PREDICTED! IT EVEN MADE MORE THAN WHAT HE ANITICIPATED! AMAZING!
every fucking """news""" website it's like this
stop it.

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Save it from what? All the movies it's got coming out ?

literally everyone has forgotten about this trash movie, it literally comes out a few days before Endgame

just kill yourselves DC cucks, just end your pain now

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I'm seeing both. Didn't see Captain Marvel though.. I heard from friends the films shit

Anyone who actually links to screen rant should be gassed

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>Domestic: $334,112,970
Captain Marvel's going to do this in 2 weeks l m a o

This is goind to be a disaster. DCEU is over.

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More views than the second Aquaman trailer got

they predicted the film wouldn't pass 300Million Worldwide and 50M domestic

What movie is this?

based trad poster

Eat the fucking blu ray.

Yeah, this was posted before and nobody had any idea what the poster meant with it.

It's going to make an easy $1 billion

>no romance
This is something a MAN thinks a woman wants in a movie: oh just focus on the female! No males allowed!
When in reality women like movies that have Male/Female costars (ex: aquaman) because it's about relationships (something women like to see)
Also I'd add women like to see attractive females in movies. The idea that it's "sexist" is absurd. They want to imagine they are also attractive
It's why girls like Disney Princesses and not the new ugly She-Rah
Or why women dress like (movie) Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. No one will wearing a Captain Marvel motorcycle outfit on Halloween
It's not MEN making women do that

The best part is you can see he disliked it

I don’t know about that, but I think China and Japan will definitely help it.

Honestly though, releasing so close to Avengers Endgame wasn’t a good idea. Aquaman was helped by not having any competition. Sure there was Bumblebee but that franchise was hurt by Bay and is still recovering. And Spiderverse wasn’t Pixar/Disney so there was no “need” for families to drag their kids to see it a hundred times.

Shazam should have been May or June.

It’s like everyone forgot that Titanic was one of the biggest movies ever released. Even Avatar had a romance.

Aquaman was suppose to lose to Spiderverse , BumbleBee and Mary Poppins

This would explain why 70% of Captain Marvel audience was male
Women don't want to just a woman on screen
Aquaman was fairly evenly split (if i recall)
Titanic made money because women kept on going back to see it
For the most part no one likes "all women" movies (maybe for comedies? Like bridesmaid)

this guy unironically thinks Endgame is going to flop

but I just had sex 1 hour ago with my boyfriend, user

I have no idea what Shazam is desu

The first two I can understand but did people honestly expect Mary Poppins to be a billion dollar franchise? I mean, this ain’t Lion King we are talking about here. It’s like expecting a Bedknobs and Broomsticks sequel to make billions.

Kid gets superpowers by a wizard and can turn into a superhero with magical & electricity powers. Basically a superhero version of Big.

>this guy thinks Mary Poppins beat Aquaman
Lol

Get litty

Yeah they did expect Mary Poppins to be huge.

>pretending to be retarded

2 ovals

And... hehe... MORTAL ENGINES!

Why is this board filled with so many literal retards? Are other boards this fucking stupid and don't understand anything about the industry the board is from?

Getting less than fucking warcraft movie

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Tits or gtfo or bussy

A group of people showed up in 2016 and everyone who used to be here moved out

It's an app to help you identify music

It's also the name of one of the biggest bombs of the year

Well have it again!

They said the same thing for Wonder Woman and then Aquaman

It will be lucky to make as much as Captain Marvel did Domestically in its opening weekend

The second Aquaman trailer was 7 minutes long

>article about movie losing money
>use photo implying it made a ton of money

why are female "writers" so retarded?

Haha, yeah, that was the follow up I think. Too lazy to follow up, but the fucking oval I guess.

its a tranny

why is shazaam a faggot?

>Sandy
>MCUck
Double retarded.

nice

That's not what he meant and you know it

It's not even losing money

I believe it. The only reason aquaman did well was the fact there was NOTHING else showing during the holidays. It attracted the masses with its capeshit appeal and children with nothing else to do, and the lowest IQ members of the general audience. Let's see shitzam try to replicate the success, you're in for a top lel

marvel forever

>meanwhile, in cinemas around the world

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that jerkoff isn't Superman

Shazam? literally who? i do know about aquaman and antman comics before the movie but Shazam?

chadzam is based you incels

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That's a big head

afleck was such a bad batman.. for movies that take this long to film, sequels etc, why did they hire him?

Okay, bend over!

weak bait

The only question I have is are they going to mention the shazam family or is this only Billy?

They mention the Shazam family

not really, As for DC Rebirth, Shazam himself has yet to make any type of major or impactful appearance outside of a cameo.

this movie looks sillier than Deadpool but pg-13 jokes I'm not gonna pay it

All of my friends are not watching any more superhero movies after endgame. I don't know it is so weird and most my my friends hate Disney now and we all plan on selling our stock when endgame premiers.

>mention
they are part of it

Does your FSSPX priest knows you post on this website, little boy?

Except he has his own book

disney is afraid

Shazam had his own show and cartoon on top of having the first live action superhero adaptation
Did Ant-Man?

is it though

TRIPS OF TRUTH

All the money lost on those obvious bombs

Don't bet any blu-rays on that DCuck

I bet you think the Joker movie is going to bomb don't you?

Disney supports pedos like James Gunn

Yes and the kitchen and Birds of Prey and the trench

How fucking retarded is DC by the way to follow their shitty kids movie with not one, not two, but THREE R-rated pieces of shit

>only 986 users
>implying it's popular?

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>producing different movies is BAD

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>implying it wasn't just because zoomers don't know about it

I'm assuming he means that those numbers show that only about 1.5% of those who watched this trailer enjoyed it.

calling it now, this guy is going to have a cameo somewhere.

>Infinity War teaser: 221 million
>Likes: 3.4 million
>"only about 1.5% of those who watched this trailer enjoyed it"

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and why did it get cancelled by CBS? because It's not popular or GenXs didn't like it?

He should
But I don't think he will

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It was the most popular saturday morning show and spawned a spin off

There's nothing in between dumbass

If it were PG-13, R, PG-13, R that would be one thing but people are going to think DC only makes R-rated movies now which will probably lead to Wonder Woman 2 bombing since that's the next one after Birds of Prey

hey, thats pretty nice. good to see he's still around.

>Yes
Ok, you're retarded then

That would be incredibly fucking dumb because the likes are always way lower than the view count

>popular

popular shows never get cancelled.

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The Trench doesn't even have a confirmed release date yet
>Wonder Woman 2 will bomb
Take your meds schizo

>The Trench doesn't even have a confirmed release date yet
December 2020 it's been known for a while now

but i'm waiting for marriage

But my waifur is not real

So it's after Wonder Woman 2, which means no 3 rated R movies straight

>mess with
subvert

How do they make these predictions

meanwhile at marvel

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what the fuck

Joker - R
The Kitchen - R
Birds of Prey - R

Fucking dumbass

Youtube's numbers get out of sync when a video is first put up. It has to do with different servers caching things differently or something.

Literally nobody considers the kitchen a real DC movie but you. It's a Vertigo title completely disconnected from anything. It probably wont have the DC logo on it

Or maybe marvel is buying likes

That's what I'd like to know. Apparently Dumbo is looking at 60mil+ but I don't know anybody who cares

It's based on activity like tweets and Facebook likes youtube comments and views shit like that

You can actually do something similar here. Endgame has at least 10 threads a day so that's obviously going to be huge but Shazam has maybe one thread every other day and it's usually about some new trailer or an article like OP.

i could make 500 shazam threads per day, but no one is paying me to do it, so why bother?

I'm not paying to see an 30 + yo pretend to be a teenager.

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Exactly you have no interest in it much like everyone else and that's why it's going to bomb

Right, I see that all the time in reddit and twitter screencaps.

there's much more shit than that

It's not bombing. It will make at least what Alita did so it will be profitable

the kitchen is not even capeshit
it's like lumping Stardust with Batman

Have sex.

disney is just embarrassing themselves with these paid journos lying for them.

based

>alita
>profitable

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THEY
JUST
KEEP
FUCKING
WINNING

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Nice reading comprehension, bro

That's why I said "like" those things obviously there's more

39yo boomer here. Took a 18 year old girls virginity Wednesday. Feels great. SHAZAM.

They both fall under DC so I don't see why not

Just like how Men in Black and Kingsman are marvel movies

where you at user :)

>mfw I'm old enough to remember this show
>old enough to remember Isis (another live action DC show)
>old enough to remember to crossover show they did with Isis

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>Just like how Men in Black and Kingsman are marvel movies
Nobody thinks like this. I've never seen anybody call A History of Violence or V for Vendetta a DC movie

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>$90 million dollar budget

A $40 million opening pushes it to halfway. Good word of mouth could push it far beyond that

she's hot

Good word of mouth will get it to maybe $75 million in its second weekend and then it'll be over because any noise will be drowned out by ENDGAME

Should of known /poltv/ would embrace ISIS

A movie usually has to make 3x it's budget to be profitable. It's just got to get to 270mil. It will be fine. I'm just concerned if it's good or not

damn they already started shooting the sequel?

is it legal in america fapping to ISIS?

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poster needs more ugly bald characters desu

is it pretty decent, for being all deprecated/secondary characters poster
they should release the real one soon

every youtube video does this

eat the fucking disc

>I just got on the internet and don't understand how youtube views work

this shit has been well known for almost a fucking decade

Waifur? That's a silly word, user

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his lame 90s haricut confused me

>every fucking """news""" website it's like this
>stop it.
smartest person ITT

>all those white """people"""
disgusting

What the hell

sex out of wedlock is a sin

if there's one super hero film that deserves to succeed in the sea of mediocre capeshit, it's this

>everyone calling him "shazam"
>implying his name isn't captain marvel
>implying the wizard isn't shazam

fuck this gay earth, if they omit calling him captain marvel I'm going to an hero

captcha related

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Good bubblegum isn't even around anymore.

They've been doing it for a while now. They're just now really getting caught because they want way too far and tipped their hand.

Jesus even the costume looked like shit. When you put this little effort into a movie, it's never going to succeed. Even Marvel's tech support tier CGI isn't sinking as low as DC's standards have always been.

die already old man

t. 30 year old boomer

now's the best moment to up the ante
if captain marble is seen as a failure, it would seriously affect ENDGAME box office, so it's actually good investment to buy empty theathers, buy youtube, rottentomatoes, and all msm to make it seem like it audiences actually cared for that shit boring flick
endgame will make more than enough to cover CM failure

But its overrated...

he was probably the best batman in history. and i dont even like super hero movies. blame the writers and director.

ARGHHH SHIT I CUT MY CHEEK ON A SHARD OF MY AQUAMAN BLURAY
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING DC CHADS

unlike all the amazing Marvel costumes

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FPBP AND OP BTFO

FUCK GAYZAM

>posting a DC TV team shot

Are you even trying?

what's the difference?

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Look at all those subhumans. I'm so glad I avoid groid based entertainment, it's straight up propaganda.

Kill Muslims!
That was satire btw

Eat something.

The DCuck says while posting her own costumes

How can one board (Yea Forums) be SO WRONG?

you still haven't eaten the infinity war blu-ray as originally agreed, you know

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It's a gift

>sub-80 IQ

It's too bad Ladderbro isn't real or he would be having the best day of his life right now

I'M GONNA WATCH SHAZAM 10 TIMES AND THERE'S NOTHING Yea Forums CAN DO ABOUT IT

sup Ladderbro

you could suck my dick ten times. at least you’d get something out of that.

You'll be the first person on Yea Forums to kn now what an empty theater actually looks like

We have alita generals everyday

I saw Alita yesterday with my friend. We were the only ones there. Hoping it makes enough for a sequel.