Why does a 9 year old have a Moustache?

Why does a 9 year old have a Moustache?

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oh shit is it finally the fortnite episode?

It's Fortnite, isn't it.

Scared Michael might come back and wants to put him off

Bart. Is. Hooked. On. Fuck. And. Suck.

>how does this ageless yellow child grow a mustache?
Who cares, OP? Who cares? Sneed.

Formerlynite

i had a moustache when i was 10. mediterraenean genes

He's watching Sneed porn, isn't he?

south park did it like 15 years ago

That would be so last year.

South Park did it!

No it's league of legends.

That's how far the Simpsons is behind the curve

is that alienware

sneed

Look into these dead eyes

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League of legends I think

>RGB LED gaming gear

He finally found all the hitler truthout videos that jewtube removed

formally no moustache

>Sneed porn

*SSNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Snneeeeeeeeed...oh yes my dear....Snnnneeeeeeeeeed....quite Seedy indeed...is that....dare I say....Snnnnneeeeeeed...a fancy German car I smell?......Sneed Sneed....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....Sneed....quite Guatemalan very much so .....Snnneeeeeeeeeeeed....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....Gummy Bears.....quite soft my Chuck....Sneed...but of yes...this will do nicely....Sneed.....please my Chuck....another if you please....nice a big now....

*SSSSNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Oh yes...very good!....very Fucky and Sucky my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of Seed I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the Sneed my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of Gummy Bear my Chuck....ah yes....let me guess...Seed for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for Sneed.....Snnnneeeeeed.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well Gummy Bears......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....Sugar and Food Coloring I take it my Chuck?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little Sneed my Chuck….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small Sneed…..Sneed…ah….Snnnneeeeeeeeeeed…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….Sneed Sneed…hmmm….is that….Sneed….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…Sneed….a little Sneed more if you please…..Snnneeeeeeed…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my Chuck…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…Sneed….the most Sneedy one yet my dear….Snnnneeeeeeeeeeeed….yes….

That is hilarious and sad. I really do feel like some of the episodes they write years ago then just select at random.

>it's a "bort becomes a racist incel gamer" episode

Yeah this seems in line with Simpsons.

Is he hooked to sneedposting?

south park did it first

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based

Comfyposting. This is how people react to sneedposters

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>Bart. Is. Hooked.
No. Freakin. Way.

>Are you winning son?

League of Legends still has consistent popularity

Remember "we have stories for years"?
That wasn't a promise, it was a threat

No. Feedin. Way.

SIMPSONS DID IT

No. Feedin. Sneed.

How the tiddies have turned!

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>that one arap kid who grew a fucking stache before he even hit puberty

WE LIKE SNEEDNITE WE LIKE SNEEDNITE WE LIKE SNEEDNITE

Based

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They already have a MMORPG episode, maybe he is playing a MOBA or a Overwatch parody

Formerly sneedsons

Lol is dead as a door handle.

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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It could be Minecraft, knowing the Simpsons. They did an MMORPG (basically WoW) episode a few years ago so I wouldn't be surprised if Bart is playing Snake or Tetris.

the simpsons is the worst thing to have ever been made

south park did it

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Literally has the most viewers on twitch right now

It’s playerbase literally declined to the point where it was lower than World of Warcraft in 2018. It does not.
It has a playerbase, but it’s far from being culturally relevant anymore. Even Overwatch would’ve been better. Fortnite would still be late, but it would at least be fresh in everyone’s memories. Nobody has thought about league for a couple years now.

underrated post

People who demand a level of continuity and consistency. without that you get family guy and american dad levels of stewie/roger plots

those comments

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It’s League. People in the thread have already said so. You can google it.

The Thrillhouse episode was ten years before that

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>It’s playerbase literally declined to the point where it was lower than World of Warcraft in 2018
proof?

No, that's Israel.

vocaroo.com/i/s0v3d9eKqfjN

The only similarity between those two episodes is that video games were mentioned in the plot, if you genuinely think this is an apt comparison you haven’t watched either episode

that wasn't about addiction, that was about christmas, moms, and stealing.

>10yo kid with moustache
too much testosterone, he needs more soi

It gets the most views on twitch. By about 100k at the current moment.

Let's guess what they will call it.

WoW turned into "Earthland Realms", Facebook into "Springbook"

Well they did a Minecraft episode last year so...

GET OUTTA MY ROOM KOILE!

I remember it being about Bart wanting to get the latest fad game. Isn't that close enough?

What did they call it? Springcraft?

WoW is low, what? Still millions of players and the most played MMORPG
LoL still fills giant halls when they have tournaments. Just because it's not in the news and nothing exciting happens does not mean nobody plays it. Minecraft for example a billion dollar game, still making a shitton of money. People who don't care about, LoL, Minecraft etc. don't notice that they're doing pretty well.

They are going to make him become radicalised on the chans, the episode will end with a montage of white supremacist terrorism and a message to impeach Trump before he destroys our democracy

isn't he like 50 or something at this point

south park did it

They're not that creative.

hes sneedposting now?

There was a different episode where he was hooked on a crash bandicoot clone

>A few years ago
>April 22, 2007

FUCK

Tits or gtfo

Not at all, it was a Christmas episode about theft and deceit. The video game was just the Maguffin

Barts going to become a white nationalist?

>and the other SUCK

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Accurate.

Jesus Christ. I never thought it was almost 12 years old.

the devs put the stream in the launcher so every time there is a tournement anyone playing league or keeping the launcher open is a "viewer". Steam did the same thing with cs go awhile back.

yeah this.

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He is an incel. Yes, that 9 year old is a pathetic virgin loser.

Holy shit the episode is actually sponsored by League of Legends

www.pcgamer.com/amp/the-simpsons-joins-with-riot-games-to-turn-bart-into-an-esports-star

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When's the exact moment The Simpsons went bad?
Also I'm reading a book written recently by one of the main writers, and he still seems pretty funny, so what went wrong?

Tetris addiction nowadays is probably a lot more likely than LoL
Tetris is eternal

Skinner imposter episode in 1997.

>Synopsis: Bart gets addicted to power when he becomes a janitor for a mongolian cave painting board in an all-new The Simpsons. When a group of shitposters decide to derail threads of his favorite TV show, Bart swears to delete every single one of these posts for no monetary compensation. His relentless power of justice starts to worry his family when he doesn't want to leave the computer all day.
Kind of a weird premise but ok.

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>sponsored Simpson episodes
Since when this is a thing?

why is krusty's daughter there?

its gonna be some dumbshit low effort parody like "fortfight" complete with its "toothbrush" dance or whatever and have bart go full pokemon creatures

Professional e-sports were a mistake

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Season 10 has no good episodes
and I like the Armin Tamzarian episode. Why the fuck does everybody have an issue with it? The show has 1% continuity. They don't care about the show resetting every week for a new dumb plot but somehow they care about a tertiary character for one episode

The Democratic Party has been sponsoring the show for decades now

Warcraft... 1.

Season 11 episode 6
God, what a shit episode.

Since S01E01

I'm not saying the episode was terrible, I'm just saying that everything after was bad.

Fuck this show

Bart is ten and also part greek

With celebrity cameos.

Nelson is supposed to be poor af.
How can he afford all this equipment?

Will he subscribe to Pewdiepie?

Sneedscribe to Chuckiepie

Tranny reveal? The only way a female can be competitive is if it's not a female at all.

Most “professional” gamers are sponsored, and LoL could probably be run on a computer found in the trash

Sneed's feed and seed formerly Chuck's

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>af
as fuck, underage twitter nigger. SAY IT
SAY AS FUCK

So Bart is the janny deleting all of these posts for free. Very topical, Simpsons!

Someone post this on Yea Forums

I'm still banned there

the absolute fucking state of The Simpsons

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this

remember the League or DotA 2 girl team? They touted that they were the only all girl team and blah blah, they sucked and there was never any rules against having chicks on a team so it was doubly idiotic. if they were any good they'd be on a mans team

afas

formerly unaddicted

HOLY FREAKIN CRAP LOIS, NINJA JUST INVITED ME TO STREAM WITH HIM

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family guy did it first

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Have they always looked this bad? Kinda feels like they're looking in separate directions for some reason. Maybe I'm only noticing it now cause you pointed it out, and I saw some posts here about King of the Hill's art direction and it had thing specifically talking about how this should be avoided.

He's monitoring a mongolian basket-weaving forum to ensure no one references a particular episode of an animated TV show

OH SHIT LOIS, NINJA BANNED ME FOR STREAMSNIPPING

when it's a group family shot, especially in the older episodes, they might not even have them blink. all the animation is used on the subject. with digital cartoons now it's easier to have them blink or even eat, nothing they do should take away the main focus

Such an unrealistic premise, surely no one is that pathetic!

That's entirely false stop lying

Is dota still holding up?

Why do I laugh at these jokes every single time

The vast majority of Simpsons episodes fall into two different categories:

1. Homer does something bad and must make amends with Marge.

2. Lisa is great, Bart is stupid.

I’m guessing this will be a number 2.

Specially for free.

When did Family Guy officially surpass The Simpsons?

Never because it’s always been crap

But why

The Simpsons has more awful seasons than good seasons now. Family Guy has always rode the line of being a straight comedy cartoon that just wants to make a joke, it's never gotten that bad. They MIGHT put a little service of a story at the end "gee I'm sorry Lois" before ending with a joke. Simpsons tries to make you feel something, but it fails, because the episodes reboot and we know homer won't learn his lesson, it's not sweet, it's not endearing, it's stupid.

S11E05

>Season 10 has no good episodes
there are several ok episodes in season 10, but I can't think of a really good one.
even the best episodes would have been the dullest ones during the golden age.

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Who sponsored that episode??

I haven't watched the Simpsons in maybe 10 years and I thought it wouldn't get worse than Lisa goes Gaga but I was wrong youtube.com/watch?v=-RMR_L50-ZE

Which is too close to being relevant for ZOMBIE LOL I SAID IT ZOMBIE SIMPSONS DO I FIT IN YET GOSH I SUUUURE HATE SEASON ONE AND EVERYTHING AFTER NINE LOLOOPL SUCH AN
ORIGINAL
OPINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NIGGERS!

Based Nelson not falling for the "gamer headset" retardation.

I remember a tranny was on a team once. And the Overwatch incident where the girl they hired turned out to be a guy just faking being a girl to get put on a team. He made it out alive by saying it was a social experiment, KEK!

Bart's former hobbies have inclued
>minigolf
>football
>soccer
>basketball
>ice hockey
>yo-yo
>coin collecting
>stamp collection
>skateboarding
>drumming
>ballet
>tennis
>jockeying
>lassoing
>not-WoW playing
I might be missing some hobbies but pretty weird he wasn't hard core gamer years ago

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Chuck's, which was gonna be renamed Sneed's Feed and Seed since ol' Chuck had to sell due to the sponsoring expenses

Bart is an incel

Take another look. His headphones are fixed with tape and his keyboard seems to have chunks missing out of it, somehow. He's clearly meant to be the dude on the team with no money to buy Razer's new RGB mousemat.

Unironically: NIGGER

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wait, krusty has a daughter?

Zoom in on Nelson. His headset is all taped up and his keyboard is crusty and cracked. Nice touch.

obviously because people are dropping it

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Sneed

based

I wish the Simpsons either kept it set in the 90s forever, or had the characters age with the show.

The way they've done it now is disgusting.

Yeah, but is League really popular enough to save The Simpsons?

based boomer bantz

Command & Conquer (DOS version)

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more like, is simpsons popular enough to save league

It's a strange coincidence that the decade just prior to the internet taking off is on record as being the best decade in human history.

Fuck that looks shitty

who the fuck is that middle kid

Sneed

Chuck

Here's your pizza gamers

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That would mean they would have to write real characters and issues, and not "lady gaga goes to your school"

South Park had more character growth than Simpsons.South Park is kinda bad but at least is not the shell that it used to be.

And for people complaining Simpsons are behnd on the gaming train, and LoL is a dead game, Simpsons is made for third worlders in Asia and South America, that is why every simpsons reference is dated 1-2 years

they had to put an asian in there
it wouldn't be realistic otherwise

Looper

this

>that is why every simpsons reference is dated 1-2 years
Shouldn't that title be given to family guy?

sneed's child (formerly ling's)
He's adopted...

Family Guy is intentionally dated 20 years since its inception.

Sneaky has the best life in the world

Imagine having a qt Asian gf whose one desire is to transform you into a cock gobbling sissy whore

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I recently rewatched all of south park for the first time in years and I was amazed how well it still holds up, the quality didn't really dip until season 19. The Simpsons peaked at 8-9 and then went fast downhill, getting exponentially worse each season. Whereas South Park characters went from tropes to actual personalities, the Simpsons character became Family Guy tier tropes instead of the well-rounded, heartfelt characters they were during the first 6 seasons.

How is the Simpsons even airing at this point, has anyone even watched it in 5 years

thats a tranny

>this Simpson's joint was guest directed by Spike Lee

She looks like she watches him fuck black guys

Farmer 7

>is intentionally

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This! They are making new episodes so they can sell them to Huehue land and Philippines. All they are doing is essentially cashing on the show's glory days and making as much money as possible before people notice their ruse

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This guy?

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Because he's been "9" since the 90s

>South Park is kinda bad
They made fun of Trump FUCK South Park.

He's 10 and Lisa is 8.

almost had me there but the ending saved it

>bart is on olaf main
pretty based

WoW is below 1 million now and is unironically struggling against FFXIV, OSRS, and ESO.

Matt Groening here. It’s a Team Fortress 2 episode.

jeri get ipad

Is that hitler on the porn poster

He's Mexican.

That's Yokel 2.

Why are you crying?

Ah, una vela...

Dwarf Fortress and futa porn. sneed.

I stopped playing League of Legends nearly ten years ago and what is this

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Why blatantly lie when its so obvious to disprove?

Riot is such a fucking joke

>Bard becomes a sneedposter

I only know one truth.

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Source: my ass

My ass has better source than your brain

API leak back in October.

So...no source? Only feelings?

>lost half its subs 2 months after expac launch
Cope

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vg247.com/2018/10/15/rumour-world-of-warcraft-subscriber-count-may-have-leaked/amp/

The numbers haven't been published in four years but it looks like a bug in the Blizzard Developer API in October accidentally revealed there's 1.7 million active subs

Which historically speaking means WoW is on the brink of oblivion

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KEK

>m-m-maybe it will die now...it didn't die the last nine times I claimed it would...but now maybe I'll be correct
lol

deens

God, that's a compelling counterpoint, I'm not sure how I'm ever going to recover

seething vanillacuck lol

Isn't this make love not warcraft
but 20 years too late to be relevant?

So how many subscribers DOES WoW have, if that 1.7 million number is wrong?

Would love to see your source too, since several have been provided for the 1.7 number

lulz

Enough subscribers to make it not dead and you mad as fuck.

Where's the Lisa is a cam whore episode?

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I don't understand. Why do you keep replying to me just to tell me that you're not going to reply to me?

It'll be Marge because they're still trying to push the idea that she's sexy.

seething and coping
Back to final fantasy

Animated cartoons take about a year to produce so odds are its LoL.
I haven't watched simps since sneed and my life has improved 10fold

It's weird, but not too weird.
I grew up with a dude who always had facial hair, ever since I met him in primary school.
That guy looked 40 at 13, you'd never guess his age just by looking. Full beard and all.

>Nelson an e-sports star

fuck that

i bet bort is really good at fortnite

DOTA 2 is an objectively better game but League is still more popular.

I still enjoy playing both from time to time.

yeah

>yfw Bart is a Yasuo or Singed main

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>objectively better
stop using this meme
league is better and easier to get into

one glance at the picture and I can tell the following:
>Lisa disapproves of video games saying they are just toys - until one day she decides to play and turns out she's better than Bart and all his friends!
>the episode will end up with bart learning the error of his ways and forsaking video games forever because they eat up too much of his time
>marge cucks homer
am I right? probably.

Have they forgotten how to draw stuff that matches the style of the original show?
That keyboard looks more detailed than Bart

sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Is it a chuck suck and fuck XD
lmao

that's a man isn't it?

you're wrong though, it's not? imagine being so buttblasted about lol being relevant that you lie on Yea Forums

>I stopped living years ago but Fox won't let me die.

he's 10, but yeah

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :P

who the fuck even still plays this game, I play 1 aram every month or so when I remember I have the game installed

SP was hit & miss by season 5 and got noticeably more miss until like season 9 when it became basically unwatchable - I think there's like 1 decent episode from that season

Let's see what League has over DOTA:

>Better waifus
>Easier learning curve
>Slightly more characters than DOTA

Let's see what DOTA 2 has over League:

>You start with all Heroes unlocked
>Better and more nuanced Heroes with distinct feels and themes
>Less microtransaction Jewry
>SIGNIFICANTLY better balance team
>Far more mods and other less serious game modes (fucking Auto Chess is more popular than both at the moment)

Once again, the only thing League has over DOTA is better porn material from the waifus and it's overall easier to learn.

I play both and I've played League more, but DOTA is the better made game.

>hur dur dota is better
league has consitently more players and a huge esport community :)

Oh yeah, that "girl" was mediocre anyway. (((She))) could only play Thresh well.

Remi was "her" name I believe.

Ah my bad sry user

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DOTA peaked a few years ago popularity wise and then fell, but it still has a stable fanbase.

League is still more popular but they hemorrhage players every day to Overwatch, Fortnite and Apex Legends.

>implying she isnt

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>and then fell
>prize money is still growing

Its going to be, like, fortleague or something. Combo two games together and try to make jokes from both. Kind of what they did in the MMO episode where they combined WOW, runescape, and maple story

>Talon, Olaf, Janna, Mundo, Trundle, Lulu

Not bad. Fuck Janna and Lulu though.

bart is playing fortnite
formerly pubg

How many years did it take them to make a pokemon go episode again?

>girl on a league team

Nice try Riot

>millions of flies eat shit, they can't be wrong!

>my game is better why is no one agreeing with me?

sneed

it was time like 20 years ago. nowadays, it's less embarrassing if they just keep making it forever

Where's the ep where Lisa gets donations on Twitch but doesn't report it as income and then gets taken down by the IRS.

>Retarded shit like turn rate
>Retarded amount of RNG
>One fed hero can 1v5
>One of the most hyped muh big epic plays is literally just a faceless void autoing people and conveniently getting all of his RNG to go off
Lmao

As someone who has 2500 hours in dota 2 and reached 4k I can say league is unironically more fun. Dota is so fucking bad in fact that 50% of people playing at any given time are playing autochess

>wanting based apu to suffer with modern simpsons
They just need to let mr. burns and moe retire and all of the good characters will be freed

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The last WoW subscriber

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I appreciate how Lisa's feet are just slightly off-screen in this shot.

Martin got Fired

*Milhouse

I'd watch that movie

>says nothing about game quality
kek you got dabbed on

Drpped from 700k to 500k from the peak but stable.

>are ya winning, son?

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>no one
Just a community that croudpools the largest prize pool in esports history every year

>isn't he like 50 or something at this point

Like most comicbook characters The Simpsons has a "rolling continuity" Spider-man was born in the 90s not the late 40s (he debuted as a teen in a comic released and presumably set in 1962) Marge and Homer don't remember the 70s or even the 80s, the episode with Artie Ziff sexually assaulting Marge never happened.

Fuck knows what this means for Grandpa who presumably is still meant to be a WW2 veteran, before long there'll be an episode with him having 'nam flashbacks.

more like when simpsons officially reached family guy tier of comedy

SNEED

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I don't know who this guy is, but it looks like he's made of CHEESE hahahaha

CHUCK

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>girl on the team
fucking lol, women in esports are a joke

im a singed one trick, what's wrong with that? he's fun nigga.

FUCK

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STOP RUINING THIS THREAD

>south park MMORPG episode
>often hailed as the best episode of the entire series
>simpsons MMORPG episode
>cringe zombie simpsons shit
how did they do it bros?

SUCK

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FORMERLY

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Good. Let it die. And eventually, Fortnite will die too, and it will be good. Fucking cancerous games made for cancerous dumb people.

he had one in a different episode too like a few years ago.

Blizzard helped make it and they weren't afraid to mock their playerbase.

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To have authority over someone on an autistic containment board
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His rolls are sweaty, wallet's thin, belly's heavy
There's sneedposts on page zero already, hot pockets ready
He's SNEETHING, but on the surface he looks fat and sweaty
He'll prune threads, but he keeps on forgetting
To scroll down, you open Yea Forums and the sneedposts just don't slow down
He startin' to frown, but the tears just won't come out
Janny's chokin' now, anons all jokin' now
The ban's run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, teeth all got cavities
Oh, there goes janny, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't get cucked that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole life is a joke
It don't matter, he's broke, he's so sad, but he copes
He's so fracked and he knows, when he goes back to his mobile phone
That's when its back to that tab again yo, his whole fantasy
4plebs gonna capture this moment, he knows he's not fast enough
You better lose yourself in the sneedposts, the kino
You own it, you better never let 'em post
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cull
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime...

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Sneed

that was Lisa, and more about her for the first time distancing herself from schoolwork

yeah in china LOL

>Simpsons comics cancelled

I liked em, but it is a good sign.

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Hard core gamer is a relatively new concept.
He has shown interest for video games like Bonestorm or the arcade.

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The theme of that episode is not about being a """professional""" gamer but rather his mommy no longer loving him.

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>reading comprehension

MY NAME IS

Sneed-zula, the store rula, the old schoola
You wanna seed? I'll feed it to ya

Frychuck and I've got luck
Cuck you like a buck
Hackfraudz you're up next, work your fuck-suck!

Hackfraudz make the moeposts, see
Hackfraudz get the upvotes, G
Drivin' German cars, workin' in a bar
Ice on my loafers and my fancy manicure

Chuck chuck it, yeah

'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme
'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme

Aqua Sneed Hunger Feed
Numba 1 in Yea Forums, G

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Nahhh its just an excuse for me to post marge/bart images but I guess you're too new to see it.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1CruEomtfGL

Midnight
I load up Yea Forums, ain't no janny in sight
I used to lurk, but now that shit don't feel right
I'm gonna make some threads tonight
So long
The janny made me wait for three days, so long
You make it hard for posts like mine to go on
But I know I can win this fight, oh
If you fuck it, yeah
You can suck it, oh, oh, oh
If you feed it, ooh
We can seed it, oh
If you want it
You can post it
Now sneedpost
Janny sleepin'
We gon' find you
Gon' catch you SNEETHIN' (oh)
Now sneedpost
Janny sleepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
Too late
You wanna kill this meme, but now it's too late
My latest OC filling you with pure hate
Replying based and cringe tonight
If you fuck it, oh
You can suck it (you can have it)
If you seed it (you better believe in something)
We can feed it, oh
If you want it
You can post it, ah!
But sneedpost (sneedpost)
Janny sleepin' (he be sleepin')
We gon' find you (we gon' find you)
Gon' catch you SNEETHIN' (gon' catch you SNEETHIN', put your hands up on me)
Now sneedpost
Janny sleepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
But sneedpost (ooh, ah)
Janny sleepin'
We gon' find you (we gon' find you)
Gon' catch you SNEETHIN' (gon' catch you, gon' catch you, ooh)
Now sneedpost
Janny sleepin'
Now don't you close your eyes
How'd it get so cancerous?
Oh, how'd it get so cancerous?
Oh, oh, how'd it get, how'd it get
How'd it get so cancerous?
How'd it get so cancerous?
How'd it get so cancerous?
But sneedpost
But sneedpost

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>all this sneed posting
I genuinely can't stand sneed posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because sneed posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on The Simpsons on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "sneed" or "formerly chuck's".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about The Simpsons instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your sneed posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your sneed posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out sneed posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to sneed posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

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Yeah Brazilians and 12 year olds. Anyone with any self respect plays dota. League is dead in every qualitative sense. Even esports dota is literally 10x bigger everywhere but shitty brazil.

Seriously, this needs to stop. Nobody likes these stupid sneed memes. Everyone but you kids think they're fucking funny. Eventually, you'll look back and see how pathetic it really is. Do yourself a favor, and stop it. Seriously.

Fuck, I mean, wow it's a dirty joke in a show. Every show has dirty jokes like this stupid farmer bullshit. Everyone but you retards can see that. Do you know how obvious it is?

And also, why do you have to make everything (formerly), as if noone gets that. Now do yourself a favor and die. Dickheads.

Seriously, why do you guys bother? Everyone who is over 18 hates this stupid shit. Either stop it, or just fuck off. Do a sneed and sell seed elsewhere.
Furthermore, how inbred do you have to be to enjoy this. Or were you dropped on your head as kids? Really, it's so pathetic how much you prolong this dead meme. My god, it's insane. Either mix it up, or just stop.Really, it's so stupid. Like be original. You fucking drones.

Can you just stop? How many times do you post this bullshit? Useless kids. Can't even make a funny joke. Kill yourselves. Seriously.

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Do you have any homer/bart ones?

I can't speak for anyone else but it doesn't bother me one bit, I actually feel sorry for you guys because you're so angry at the world that you spend hours a day posting a stale, worn out meme.

It's not about going to Yea Forums or not going to Yea Forums either because you guys spam it in threads that aren't even remotely related to the simpsons so that's bullshit as well. You guys will come into any thread that people are having a nice time in and spam it in a desperate attempt to derail everyone else's good time. You're like a woman that stumbles into a bunch of men having a productive conversation and immediately makes it all about her. You're losers, but you get (you)s for your awful posts and that fuels your narcissism and gives you enough of a dopamine rush to do it again, and again, and again. Do we regret having fun threads? No, you didn't teach anyone here a lesson. You're just a pathetic neet saying a word again and again and chuckling to yourself stupidly like the genetic failure you are. That's hilarious that you think I'm mad, like you made some sort of difference in the world by derailing threads about a 20 year old show. I make 200k a year and I have a wife and a family and you will never, EVER be even a fraction of the man I am so you know what? You can have this one insignificant victory in life. Good for you.

You might want to think about something though, you could have earned a doctorate with all the time and energy you spent forcing this stupid fuck meme. Instead you sat in your basement, and you did this. This is what you did with the last four years of your life, and eventually you're going to wake up one day and your parents will be gone, and your safe space will be gone, and all the sneedposting in the world isn't going to save you from the reality check of being homeless and unemployable because you slowly went insane, posting the same joke over and over again in a dimly lit room. Wasting your life. It's sad really.

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Fuck it, I might as well go ahead and say it.
I've been browsing Yea Forums since 2008. I started with Yea Forums, then eventually moved my way up to other boards. I guess it was kind of a way to escape my shitty boring life and post with people, have fun, and share memes on the internet.
I eventually moved on to Yea Forums as my home board. Threads were good. Sopranos, twin peaks game of thrones etc. People knew when to meme about things and when to let a meme die after a while. People weren't fucking toxic. They didn't act like manchildren and they didn't spam the board up with dead memes.
Sneed has gone out of fucking control today. It's not even that late right now but sneedposting has spread like fucking wildfire and there are barely any real discussions left. WHERE are the fucking mods? Why do they even get fucking paid if this board is basically a fucking toilet for Shrek and sneed memes? Where the fuck is the moderation?
I might need to find a new board like Yea Forums or even move to Reddit or infinitychan. Fuck, I don't know.
This place was like my fucking home. Might as well be honest here, im not really the most socially extroverted person. You guys were basically my best friends. Coming home from work, talking to you guys and having fun was the best. Quality posts that kept Yea Forums like Yea Forums and kept the redditor trash out.
You guys fucking ruined my home. Fucking ruined it with this shitposting garbage and now we don't get to talk about anything. It's fucking cringy and painful. I hope you're proud of yourself for shitting up some random fucking imageboard online. I really, really hope you are.
Anyway, unless this sneedposting stops or proper moderation eventually kicks in, im leaving this board. I just want every non-sneedposter to know that you guys are my family and im proud to post with you over the years.
Peace.

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No sir

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Sneed thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Sneed's Feed and Seed, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a Simpsons joke. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Sneedfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FUCKS AND SUCKS FUCKS AND SUCKS FUCKS AND SUCKS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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Eh, I would say that so called no lifers have existed for nearly a decade by now. Arcades really haven't been relevant in the West for many years. And come to think of it they had that episode many years ago where Lisa got hooked on that not-Crash game.

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I'm actually seriously annoyed by this. It isn't even the idea of banter; I'm used to that and Yea Forums makes it fun. It's you, this one Moe shitposter who literally ALWAYS shits up SF&S threads. You're like a broken record. Does this shit not get old to you? Are you mentally ill? Do you have some sort of obsession with us? Go the fuck away. Just fucking stop. It's irritating as fuck and makes me regret ever saying that.

>CHING CHONG PING PONG LE FUNY CRINGE MEME HAHA SO FUNNY. STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME XDDDD GET IT??? I HATE SNEED WOW EPIC! WHAT'S SIMPSONS LOL I JUST LIKE SHITPOSTING ABOUT MOE LMAO CHING CHONG CRINGE CRINGE

you are immature as fuck I don't know why I even come here anymore to be honest. It's always ">CRINGE" or ">STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME LEL" or ">SNEEDPOSTER IS ONE GUY". Absolute fucking garbage

I don't think you know how pathetic you are, sitting in front of your computer typing up the same thing over and over again. Like did nothing click with you? "Maybe I'm wasting my life"? Are you completely stupid? Or are you mentally ill? You have to realize how fucking retarded you look. I imagine you're some fatass eating Doritos, giggling his fat heart to death and wanking to the idea of someone responding angrily to one of his "Moe" posts. Your parents are probably so disappointed right about now. It's just so saddening to me. I feel nothing but pity for you. Chuck's former store doesn't deserve to be tainted by your viewership.

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Mods, or Hiro himself: PLEASE add a word filter for "Sneed" and maybe even "Formerly Chuck's." Discussion of The Simpsons, a classic American animated comedy, is impossible. Virtually every Simpsons thread is tainted by shitposting related to the words "Sneed" or "Formerly Chuck's." Those phrases contribute nothing to discussion, and have almost never been discussed properly in the context of their origin beyond a select few threads from years past. This has been going on for over five years, with pertinent shitposting only worsening since 2013. Word filters are not a new idea, with new filters having recently been put in place for buzzword insults that do nothing but worsen the quality of discussion. I urge the administration of this website to filter these words.
..and yes, I do browse Reddit as u/HackFraudz. Not like that has fucking anything to do with this problem.
I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU HERE. PLEASE JUST FILTER THE FUCKING WORD. WE CAN'T EVEN DISCUSS THE MOST POPULAR TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME ON A FUCKING TELEVISION BOARD.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Sneed so much, I had all the screencaps and memes
>I pray to Sneed every night before bed, thanking him for the feed and seed I've been given
>"Sneed is love" I say; "Sneed is life"
>Jannie hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sneed
>I called him a redditor
>He bans me and sends me to go to r/Yea Forums
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Sneed (formerly Chuck)
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car."
>He grabs me with his powerful Sneeding hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sneed
>He seed and feeds my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sneed
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Sneed
>He roars in a mighty la-dee-da as he seeds my butt with his feed
>Jannie walks in
>Sneed looks him straight in the eyes and says "Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers."
>Sneed leaves through my window
>Sneed is love. Sneed is life.

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based

shouldn't bart be over 40 years old by now? why is he still living with his parents?

They're copying their own show now. This shit's just a rehash of the episode when Marge gets addicted to an MMO.

>this thread is still up

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Because you touch yourself

holy based

I sang along

There have to be so many you left out. It’s a way longer list.
>rapping

>League of Legends episode
>in 2019

what the fuck are they doing?
will we get a Fortnite episode by 2025?

Turn rate is a game mechanic that specifically exists so that ranged Heroes aren't objectively better than melee, as well as a few other interactions that League doesn't have that depend on character orientation towards damage (Bristleback's eponymous passive, Mars' Bulwark) or movement (Force Staff or Medusa's ult).

League esports is such a joke that the same 10 champions are picked because the balance is awful.

The power scaling in DOTA is exponential whereas in League it's much more linear.

League is more "fun" for casual players but in terms of balance and counterplay, DOTA is far more complex and objectively better as a result. I will give you the RNG though, but League has plenty of that as well.

The Fortnite episode will air in 2021

>gragas
I fucking hate gragas and anyone who uses it

i actually want to watch this ep :)

Why didn't you do this to the Captain Marvel threads? Where were you when we needed you the most?

I'm willing to do it. Will you join me?

We were at sneeds feed and seed.

I like how the jannies were removing sneed posts for most of the duration of this thread but gave up at the very end

Underrated

birdman is a good movie

OK IM SPAMMTING THE CAPTAIN MARVEL THRAEDS NOW

Sneed xD

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Formerly actively trying

There's nothing to ruin senpai

>This is the next episode

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bart is older now
WORLD OF SNEEDCRAFT

no way fuck off

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I'm not at all surprised that this uninspired Simpsons episode got 300 responses on this particular websight.

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OH NONONO

>lulu
It's fizz

Soul vs. Soulless

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oh boy

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I hope you're lying

>it is dead
>no its isn't
>yes it is
>no here look these facts prove it isn't
>BRAZILLIANS AND 12 YEAR OLDS
Jesus fucking christ not a single person can ever be wrong on Yea Forums can they?

why did anyone think this was a good premise for an episode?

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When a bunch of blue check marks get together IRL terrible things happen

>Ctrl+F
>El Barto
>0 results
wtf 4channel

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NEED
> expecting any level of reason or quality from zombie simpsons

Here's some reading material for you.
deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/zs1/

please matt just let it die already, the simpsons haven't been good for years

Sneedially for Feed

I think they're 7 to 8yo max

>Why does a 9 year old have a Moustache?
he's taming the strange

It's flappy bird

NO MONEY
NO GLORY
NO NOTHING
JUST FOR FREE

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COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY, UTTERY
FREEEE

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Family Guy is at least somewhat self aware so it's amusing at least

Simpsons is just boring

>Bart. Is. Hooked.
I want to fucking strangle anyone who writes like this

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Maybe he’s playing FarmVille.

THEY DON'T GET PAID
THEY DON'T GET RECOGNITION
THEY DON'T GET NOTHING
THEY DO IT
FOR
FREE

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SOME MEN WORK FOR GOLD
SOME MEN WORK FOR HONOR
SOME MEN WORK BECAUSE IT IS WHAT THEY WHERE MEANT TO DO
JANNIES AREN'T MEN, THEY'RE LITTLE BABIES AND
THEY
DO
IT
FOR
FREE

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Formerly undeleted

Their age has been stated several times in the show. Also most 4th graders aren't that young.

DO THEY NEED MONEY?
YES
DO THEY NEED THEIR TIME?
YES
DO THEY NEED TO BE DOING BETTER THINGS?
YES
BUT THEY DON'T
THEY DO IT
FOR
FREE

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pedowood

In conclusion,
FUCK NIGGERS &
FUCK JANNIES

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Shitposters getting absolutely BTFO.
Now it's a new age for our comfy Simpsons threads.
Era of sneedposting? It's over.
End of discussion.
Don't forget to thank the based jannies who made this possible.

sneed

Maybe he's playing this game.

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>girl

Dumb city slicker running from a fair fight

cringe

based

I think this might be fake. either that or he's got a weird bra strap of hair on his neck

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade

Fuck this shit. He should be playing NES on an old CRT tv. It's a joke seeing the 90s icons namedrop current things like some old fucks trying to stay relevant while fooling nobody. Either age them like the "Gasoline Alley" strip, or make the thing a period piece (bring back the 90s writing too).

ngl idc desu u gay af
this is what people think of you when you use "af"

he's the internet freak from south greece and he's been tweakin all week

FUCK JANNIES
SNEED'S FEED AND SEED (FORMERLY CHUCK'S)

el bar juega fornai jajaja......

this is the least funny shit Ive ever seen. The voice acting, the """jokes""", the delivery. Fucking awful.

Fortnite isn't an esport

Great thread

BAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

he's just greek

Formerly guatemalan

Then what is Fortnite?

It could be worse: that Rick and Morty crossover with Fallout 76

did all sneedposters finally get banned?

formerly pubg

formerly warcraft

All our criticisms are valid for Family Guy. Only Drawn Together is cartoon comedy kino which is free from the shackles of "emotional moments".
Family guy is actually the worst for it because the played straight emotional moments are juxtaposed with the wacky shenanigans so you have Peter caring about his daughter or some gay shit when a few episodes ago he didn't give a shit she was dead or something.

Where in the FUCK is all the Sneed?

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>youtu.be/f3n_NsvGZSg?t=7

>when they all begin to scream like chimps

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It's Ragnarok Online

S____ F___ A__ S____

Formerly seed like Chucks

An episode where Bart is an avid gamer? Wow, they never've done that before

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Top one looks more hd

Sneed

god, that was so embarrassing

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El fornicar

why is bart getting a mustache isn't he only supposed to be in the 5th or 6th grade?

Left one is passable, the other two are fucking hideous and stick like a sore thumb.

Not cool.

Holy shit this is gonna be epic
Simpsons still got it

sneed

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