>Film treats a character as attractive when they aren't
Film treats a character as attractive when they aren't
She's unconventionally attractive though.
Oh come on, that's a very attractive young man.
>watch a fish called wanda again cause i liked it when i was a kid
>reach the part where JLC fucks a rope because john cleese speaking french or some shit just turns her on that much
>go to look up who wrote and directed it
>john cleese
picture yourself as arnold schwarzenegger on the set of true lies when they are filming the sexy dance scene
this
plus she had a great body for being 45 or whatever she was at the time
This is Maggie “Mags the Bags” Gyllenhal in the Duece. Her damn brother would be hotter in drag.
The Dark Knight
That's probably the worst offense since the previous actor was so much better
Maggiemind
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
she has FAS
the ultimate butterface
>hello beautiful
I know they call him the joker, but this was a bit on-the-nose
i heard she was born a dude.
She's an orl hermaphrodite. She was born with men and womens parts. She had surgery when she was young and now is just a female, but she was born both.
Nice body though.
>this scene in the movie
>this is the reveal of the woman Ocean is risking it all for
oof
Why did Katie Holmes pull out of the sequel?
She doesn't look good normally, but I couldn't believe how ugly she looked in Infinity War. Was that supposed to be part of her disguise while on the run?
Word is, Tom Cruise didn't want her in it.
I never understood the appeal to her and Sigourney Weaver. They both look like men. Sigourney had that horrible curly hairdo in Alien. I think I heard Jamie Lee was hermaphrodite, dunno if it's a joke but I would believe it.
Thinking about both probably went through casting couch for the role, Brie Larson style. I see no other explanation.
she was too expensive and busy with another movie
plebbit taste, off yourselves.
Probably was afraid of Bale cucking him. Must've got his wife real wet, finally being able to hang around an average height guy.
>talking shit about Sigourney Weaver
You've made some powerful enemies this day. #SIGGYBOYZ RISE UP
>I never understood the appeal to her and Sigourney Weaver.
They're good actresses?
Bazinga
What hast thou... built, Garrett When the time comes to review thy life, with the Master Builder afore thee, and the question is asked what hast thou built, what will thee say, poor Garrett
Women age like milk someone took a shit in and left open in a mildew-laden basement
Hello ""''''Beautiful''''""
>choosing to shoot some shitty comedy thriller instead of a Batman movie
I guess her agent's a retard.
it's the reddit mentality of 'she's vaguely attractive i'll bet i could get her'. they're probably insecure about how mannish they come off type fantasies
lmao what flick is this from
The Deuce
also check mine.
jlc always grossed me out but ripley a cute
there's no official info on that is there? so far all I've got is that it's a "myth"
What's next for the career of /ourgirl/ Emma Stone?
I was just talking out of my ass. I'm fairly certain she was always a woman.
Fuck you. Even nowadays she's a USDA approved geade-A mommy. So take your shit opinions and go fuck yourself
Any straight man with a functioning sex drive would fuck JLC in that scene, especially middle aged men
I wish I could be this smug. My life sucks too much for that though.
If you can pull away from her feet for 2 seconds, you'll see how unattractive she is, Tarantino.
>that guy
>when you finally nut and read all of the degenerate tabs you had open to drag you across the finish line
Niggayougay.jpg
How did Jimmy Boatman explain why a frumpy housewife had a 9/10 body, with moderate breast implants, and her own husband was acutely unaware of this?
>film has double standards
>audience unironically likes this
I swear this must be like that image of Bill Clinton that keeps making him look more and more like the cryptkeeper. I've seen enough shops that have made him look progressively worse that I don't even know what's real anymore.
I dont wanna open that picture because I know there's a strong chance it's those fucking toes
I WANT TO STICK THOSE TOES IN MY MOUTH. I MUST KNOW THE TASTE.
You're a faggot. No doubt about it. JLC not attractive? Yeah, massive faggot.
>be a million dollar actress
>never fix your feet ever
BASED
it's been a long time old friend
Her hair is just awful
>Be a late-20s high-profile actress
>Have the means and connections to have access to the world's most elite trainers, dietitians, personal chefs, beauty products, spa treatments, and cosmetologists
>Still look like you're pushing 45 on a good day
Her nose is the worst.
>damn hillary looks like THAT?
I don't know how they managed to make her look so good in the house that jack built. Must have been makeup/lighting.
based
came here expecting the pasta
They're attainable for betas.
The least believable part of mad men was everyone saying what a beauty she is.
Literally when?
That's the outcome of buying the industrial sized bucket of There's Something About Mary hair gel.
This muppet-faced hag
woah
what a beauty
Boo this man for dare insulting based mommy Cate.
>tfw I know this feeling all too well
I hate you
>the scene in 12 where they have her pretend to be julia roberts
Absolute cringefest
>She has FAS
>That philtrum
Are you sure?
Have you never watched the fucking show? Multiple guys go for her throughout and even cheat on their wives for a chance to shack up with this nose. I'm not going to go find the exact episodes and timestamps for when she is called a beauty but don't reply to me when you clearly haven't seen a single episode.
"Ass like a 10 year old boy"
I will never understand how people find her attractive.
Depends on the movie. I saw 2005's The Producers in theaters when I was 14 and got a massive hard-on and was practically beating off sometimes when she was on-screen.
>Have you never watched the fucking show?
Have you? They never call her a beauty, ever.
>wah wah I can't prove it abloo bloo
What a sad state of affairs that is you.
Literally anyone could fit the definition "unconventionally attractive"
Not really. Most people are fug.
my husband fapped to her hough. Not the conventional cutie but some men like her.
Shes the definition of a butterface. Banging body. hideous face.
came here specifically for this. all i ever read is "imagine being arnold". i still lol
you fucking what?
>Watch from dusk till Dawn
>Get to the Selma Hayek scene
>She comes out on stage, dances around really awkwardly to no music, then steps onto a table and pours champagne all over her leg while she force-feeds Quintin Tarantino her foot
>Look up the writer
>Quintin Tarantino
>Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
She's cute. You just think she's gross bc the writers made her a coal burner which is totally fair.
Because her being in those Activia commercials, all I can think of now when I see her is her taking fat, stinky shits
I kinda liked the show, but i couldnt stand scenes with her when shes treated as goddess like you said. Took me completely out.
Thank you i think weaver is ugly as hell and have never understood how she can even be considered attractive
3/10 face, 5/10 body
She's cute in the nerdy grill in class who got a makeover sense. Would pick her over JLC in her prime any day.
Show mammories
post that scene from F&F, you know the one
She doesn't look bad, wtf is the meme on about.
>skinny belly
>wide hips
>perky boobs
Are you niggers fucking gay? The average man will not fuck many women with bodies like that through their lifetimes.
That black thing from "Commando".
She supposedly has CAIS, which is XY karyotype (genetically male) with non-functioning androgen receptors and thus no fetal or pubertal masculinization. Of course, the phenotype is for all intents and purposes female and there is absolutely no way to know for sure without examining eternal organs or karyotype.
you could feel the movie screeching to a stop when this happened.
>he didn't watch Quest for Fire
Hahahaha this is amazing
That literally never happened other than I believe either Kinsey or Cosgrove saying so with very obvious sarcasm.
She was playing a stay at home mom that was forced to act as a prostitute.
Doesnt she fit that perfectly?
was he lying?
In some pictures she's conventionally attractive. That doesnt mean she's perfect, but she can be attractive without any other qualifiers.
Like, if I was at summer camp with this girl I would totally develop a crush on her.
Welcome newfag. Or if you came from r*ddit, go back
>can see her fucking spine wriggle around like a snake under her skin
Truly a horror beyond imagination.
She reminds me of my cousin.
But Arnold married this hawk faced bitch though, so that doesnt follow.
unconventionally attractive just means only attractive if you're a weirdo.
This. She was naked all along the movie (can't find pussy shots because internet is gay)
Top zozzle
It was in the webm he replied to
Ah she's actually attractive to me but her personality puts me off
I never ever got it either.
I really dont get it. I used to fap every night to her toppless scene in that eddie murphy movie.
I dont see how people call her ugly.
I think the meme creator didnt like her and everyone just jumped on the wagon
>OP is treated as not homosexual faggot that he is
Disgusting triangular pancake tits
Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight.
No alpha male is going to fight over a downie face like that.
This is literally the perfect pasta, I start giggling like a school girl
she's cute
>5/10 body
t. amerifat
TNG had no TnA.
That picture doesn't do justice to her, watch the movie and apologize.
Eternity bitch face.
Demi Moore in every movie shes ever made.
Her face ruins it.
It's because they know she's an easy lay. She's insecure because she knows she's not that good looking, thus easily attainable.
tbf the footfags on Yea Forums were bitching about her constantly before Jessica Jones was even a thing. She was the final boss of these virgins before Brie Larson gave them to spam constantly. So in all honesty it might not just be kneejerk /pol/ shit.
How can we get these reddit fucking faggots off our site?
She would be cute if her eyebrow bone structure wasn't so pronounced.
Disagree, she has a face you just want to stare at, and those fucking eyes
Post more sneed
You like men.
only mommy fetish freaks would find her attractive, and her sister too
looks like a tranny
thumbnail looks like it was taken from shrek lol
where's the sequel "that's litty"?
I always found it funny that they chose the pretty one to play the nottie, and the ugly, lazy-eyed, used up whore to play the hottie
They treat her as an ugly bitch the whole time.
Anytime she is slightly attractive they are all surprised that’s why Cambell fucks her in season one because nobody will believe it
This, my immersion was ruined through the whole flick. They couldn't have gotten someone even a little pretty?
At the time Paris was the it girl and her catch phrase was “so hot”
It’s meta faggot
I'm so bitter through my work but I crack the minute I even see this image.
based pasta poster
I don't get it
Sigourney being manly is part of her appeal because she's a badass space miner who doesn't afraid of aliens
Cate Blanchett is beautiful shut your mouth
you absolute fag
you're joking, right? I might have an explanation for you: u gay
Get fucked
Say something original.
When she was real young she had a weird big eye anime look that some find appealing
She doesn’t look as good anymore
I didn’t like her either but in Thor she made my peepee tingle
I like mean women
tits
Watched First Reformed with my GF last night and she couldn't understand why I didn't find Amanda Seyfried attractive.
It was a non-threatening innocence
SUPER FAGGOT
Why not get an actual man at that point?
Virgin.
nah, zaldana is ugly
genetics, eating well and doing exercise(she's shown in a indoor bike in the movie)
she has nice big natural boobies and she was only 36 during the movie so she probably didn't implants then
also a non-existent sex life, having sex in the in the dark, etc
Didn't know that americans were known for having such high standards
absolute bombshell in Dangerous Liaisons
I'm glad you raised this, user. Jamie Lee Curtis is a fucking moose
she looks like steve buscemi there
How did I miss this show? Damn.
>all within 10 seconds
How does the Joker do it??
she was a mousy bored unfucked housewife playing spy because it made her moist. not sure what part made you think she was supposed to be attractive.
mankind has always wanted to fuck aliens
faggot.
She's actually super pretty. Like model level.
She was 18 and super hot in dangerous liasons.
Not 100% related, but i just cannot suspened my disbelief enough like to even phatom the idea of Woody harrelsons character plowing Michelle monaghan and having Daddario as his side pussy in True detective.
She was gorgeous
Imagine being this of a cuck
Not even if i tell you he's one of the producers of the show?
she's not, she's a grotesque, racially vague monstrosity
it'd be even more obvious if there weren't beauty products involved, but it's obvious enough as it stands
>Krysten
>unattractive
Pick one
are you retarded?
is it not obvious that he is jesting
she looks like the typical jewish goblin
It’s a reflection of reality like most art
Tons of cucks will treat an ugly woman as attractive if they’re weak minded and go with the crowd for whatever reason (mainly feminism)
actually its not that, if they just put eyebrows on her she'd look better. Aliens without eyebrows always looks like shit
Absolutely this. Duck told her that because he wanted to fuck her to get her with his company. Pete knew she was an easy lay. She is plain-minus and everyone on the show knows it.
your pic isn't proving him wrong
we already know its the toes user, why bother spoiling it?
That just means anyone who looks attractive to weirdos but not regular people.
This. She was amazing in Ragnarok
>that fivehead
She definitely can be attractive but putting dressing her up like a Bond girl just exacerbates all her non-ideal features
This so fucking hard.
>being this gay
ive never ever understood the "OMG did you see that true lies scene?"
sure id suck her cock but Id never call her hot
horse face for sure
she looked better as a cute mousey mom/secretary early on, she's definitely not a sexy bombshell like the movie tried to make her appear to be
jamie's an entertaining actress though and all that aside she was good casting in a campy amusing action-comedy
she has certain angles that she is perfect
>nobody's posted this bug eyed bitch yet
Fucking really?
the maid was even more hideous
looks like she has a slight mustache in that pic to
>he doesnt like Eva
Get out faggoo
Are they genuinely just super imposing peoples faces over other actors now?
>his pics keep getting smaller each time
it's the only way to convince me she isn't butt ugly
Who thought this down syndrom piggie was the prettiest girl alive?
Cringe
Every chick posted in this thread is hot. You guys are all nitpicking homos that will simultaneously fuck girls much more gross than this while making these accusations.
you write the truth
so, she's beautiful for caveman standards? kek
>has never seen a real breast before
This bitch is a literal Kennedy. I understand that this is beyond your comprehension, but Arnold is the living embodiment of the American dream or at least he was at one time
I seriously don't see the appeal. Giant mouth, huge crazy eyes, and a plain ass body. Fuck her.
Dollar Store Rihanna tbqh
this fucking slag
would be the ugliest main character in the show if not for the goblina arya
>implying you wouldn't suck those toes
thats funny considering theres like NO krysten ritter feet in the entirety of jessica jones.
i would worship her toes until she footfucks me with them
>i'm a nigger so that means everyone else is
The producers knew what they were doing lol
The point wasn't that she was the prettiest but that she stood out the most, every other model they passed by at the agency was arguably prettier but they were all cut from the same mold.
I can't lie, some pictures of her make me want to hold her and make her feel pretty. Such an unfortunate face.
Like most other women, she's hot when she's like 19. But once she hits 30 and her real face sets in, then she's below average
It wouldnt be as tense and scary with some dude
Plus the alien and ripley had sexual tension
who cares about her face look at her glorious tits
She was an 11 in Casino Royale. And she's still fuckable now, despite being almost 40
Most black girls look like monsters
This girl is very pretty and pettite
I agree for the most part, but she's hot in Disclosure.
Don't make fun of my mommy
She's gorgeous in mortal thoughts
nah. young Demi was hot
Looks like a rich man's Connie Smulders in this picture.
Everyone who doesn't know her well thinks she's a femcel virgin though.
I live 40 km away from Lascaux, d-don't bully.
It's her face. It looked a bit mannish. Although nowadays she's a certified gilf.
So that's the qt from Step by Step...
fuuuuck you
you're not helping, here
dayum
Based and copypastapilled
Wtf I remember her being hot when I saw the movie 10 years ago.
So did she get implants or her tits just grew?
the show doesnt treat her as attractive
OP just picked the wrong movie is all.
Pregnancy changes a woman in beautiful ways.
>Film treats a character as attractive when they aren't
Literally every episode of Scrubs where Zach Braff hooks up with a hot girl
Fuck off.
this, and i have a black girl fetish
She looks like eggman from /r9k/
just like arya she was a cute in season 1.
they all aged like shit
Literally looks like a down synder
one of the most unsexy thing I have ever watched
she's cute but the whole dance number is a boner killer
>she's cute but the whole dance number is a boner killer
It was done on purpose dumbo.
>that pig nose
>that jaw-chin transition
I know, 2/10 wouldn't touch her with a ten feet pole, etc. But she's clearly miscast in this.
you're right, she did look good in that tbf
Fetal alcohol face
somewhat based but approaching reddit-tier with all these newfags
What is Joker doing to Ben Quadinaros?
She looks like wife material. It's a different kind of 'attractive'.
she's stunning in The Island, dont really care much for her in anything else though.
>toes
Nigga those ain't toes they foot fingers.
Dykes aren't wife material.
>Look I put my ugly talentless wife in the movie, and I'm showing her tits! I'm showing my wife's tits! See! I'm cool! I don't care! I'm not bothered that Vincent Gallo exposed me as a rapist and then made a movie about how pathetic I am while using my ex-wife who left me and having her blow him on film for the world to see! I didn't care!!!!
You're a typical kind of 'faggot'.
STOP
Holy shit, it's that David Bowie?
I dont care what any of you kids say, this is still hot
She was cute on Ghost World
That's what makes her attractive
what a handsome woman
She's just a masculine looking woman.
she had great skin and body when she was younger and her sort of fat nose and face was complemented by the healthy chubbiness of a 23 year old
oh my god
fake tits
Kek. She had a nice body though.
Starring: Zendaya
A BIT better.
Every Jennifer Lawrence movie.
>unconventionally attractive
That good looking people say to ugly people say to make them feel better about themselves.
she was unironically hot in Pirates of the Caribbean
>oof
Models are about looking unique, not necessarily beautiful
She did have a killer body desu
NICE tatters
Williams does have a tight little bod going for her tho
Married her solely to get himself into politics since she's a Kennedy
Yea Forums is swarmed with SJWs, retard.
ITT: homasekshyouals.
>People think he was serious about this
His name is literally the Joker. It was clearly a fucking joke
you think Roger Moore like having that thing on him?
She could be a hot trany
i unironically find her really pretty, like a strong 9/10
Urgay
the wall is fair
So this chinless manlet is supposed to be irresistible to every hot girl he encounters and their mothers.
I mean wtf.
I know I would have