Remember when Marvel was redpilled on women?
It was a different time
A more honest time.
>tfw you will never be a silver-tongued, handsome billionaire who can make girls who actually hate you want to fuck you
Why am I even alive
Reminder that Tony Stark canonically has a small penis.
She never hated him. It was all a massive shittest. Girls pull that shit to see how you respond.
It was a dishonest time
>that scene from Iron Man 1 or 2 when Stark fucks the reporter
I can’t even imagine a sex scene like that in MCU movies anymore, what happened
was the first thing I jerked it to
Incel cringe and blupilled
Well I’m way too autistic to tell the difference, and certainly way too autistic to not shrink away like a scared kitten if a girl even kinda seems like she dislikes me
It was before the Disney buyout.
>that one autist who keeps posting his Headcanon all over Yea Forums
Tye meme started because of one page where he couldn’t fuck Gamora. The guy’s an ex-alcoholic, he’s got ED issues. Shit, he doesn’t strike me as GigaDicka like Doctor Doom or some shit, but the guy’s gotta have a decent dick to canonically fuck around so much.
Paramount made this flick. Indeed a better time.
He has money, a decent face, and several Dark Triad traits
t. beta
If a girl wasn't into you she'd just blank you with all the soilents. Girls don't waste their breath getting angry at guys they don't want to dick them.
Underage
They just distributed it.
2008 was 11 years ago dummy
They had the opportunity to buy Marvel Studios too and wipe out their initial loan, though
You can tell it's an author movie. Chef is surprisingly similar to Iron Man at least on basic themes. Fall of an icon and the struggle to rise again with a renewed look on life.
The only MCU movies that have an identity of their own are anything the Russo's did, and even then I don't think they've managed to keep the lightning in a bottle since Winter Soldier; also, Thor Ragnarok, every other MCU movie is fine, inoffensive and uninteresting after a swxond watch after the Disney buyout.
Sure. I’m just saying, there is no “canon” about it. The guy couldn’t satisfy an alien that took Nova’s Super-Powered Dick. No human can. He’s fucked Black Widow, Emma Frost, Wasp and She-Hulk. He must be doing something right in the fucking department. Widow even came back for a quick suck-&-fuck. He strikes as more of a technique over dick guy, so no 9” monstercock, but if that autist’s headcanon was canon, it would’ve made no sense.
>anything the Russo's did
When will this meme die? Their movies resemble just about any other post-Disney buy out flick. The only one that can actually separate itself from the pack is Age of Ultron because Bravo Joss shoehorned in just about every easter egg he could think of relating to his TV career. That's it.
That's what I meant, only Winter Soldier was different enough, the rest was meh.
>when you make a dick joke about Tony and some sperg makes multiple posts calling you an autist
This day just keeps getting better
You’re proving my point
DELET
Have sex.
Disregard what I said I forgot based James Gunn.
There’s literally an autist posting the same “Tiny Stank” Koke for over a year on Yea Forums now.
Why user? Do you feel jealous?
>There’s literally an autist posting the same “Tiny Stank” Koke for over a year on Yea Forums now.
That's nice.
I'm still going to laugh at you for being a sperg.
Why is he dressed like a Belgian Date-Rapist?