/trek/ - LET THEM DIE! Edition

S3 TOS > S7 TNG

Last time I tried to go there it was gone?

That really makes me think tbqh.
TOS S3 and TNG S7 have the kookiest sci-fi plots that you can't say aren't creative, but the scripts are weak, the characters act strangely, and the actors don't want to be there anymore.

the macro shots alone. meaning the camera isn't 5 feet away from everyone at all times in everyone's face.

you actually get to see the ship and sets.

discord.gg/R3gNa5

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you mean ENT or STD?
because in STD the camera is always dutch angle'd in someone's face, usually michael's

>Season 1 was complete shit
>Season 2 has muh pike but also section31 georgiou and mirror spock
How can this be better than mouldy bread?

Klingon's = Immigrants.

I'm just saying if we had a planet for the Klingons and a planet for the Chinese, we'd all be a lot happier.

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hi bash

I love you

Klingon’s what?

>DS9 explains that odo only looks like that because he kinda sucks at recreating humans
>other shapeshifters also look like odo
>even other lost ones have the same features
I understand making mistakes going from show to show, but DS9 was too retarded to keep their own creations in line.

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So then I tell her, you, wh-what'ya what's your name again? Geor..uh no..uhh SCOTTY, Scotty, I tell this Vulcan chick she has got the FATTEST pusy I've ever seen. Tell him, Spock.

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So this exists youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

psst Archer ..... It's me ...

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ok, now it's funny again.

Also
>nose and mouth is too hard
>creating sensory organs and thousands of hairs as well as detailed clothing
No problem.

ENT is overrated. There, I said it.

lol, i don't even watch stargate

So how does it go?
ToS > TNG > DS9 > ENT > VOY?

TOS = TNG > DS9 = VOY > ENT > STD

Picard
>discovers a sentient holographic life form
>feeds it lies, locks it in a small box for eternity
Sisko
>discovers a sentient holographic life form
>treats it as just another inhabitant of DS9
Janeway
>discovers a sentient holographic life form
>gives it rank and autonomy as a full member of her crew, treats it as a living being

Picard is the hypocrisy of the Federation personified. He acted so smug and supremely moral when things went his way, but when the going got tough he was a coward with no scruples who would stop at nothing just to save face. Picard and the Enterprise-D were nothing more than a mobile propaganda piece for the Federation.

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You don't have to fucking engage every goddamn troll that stops by you know???

>Picard
>>discovers a sentient holographic life form
>>feeds it lies, locks it in a small box for eternity
Moriarity wanted to leave and explore. Picard did his best

DS9 > TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY

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TOS = TNG = DS9 > VOY = ENT > JJ = STD

Moriarty wanted the Federation to take his situation seriously. They never did. Picard tried to feed him typical bureaucratic smokescreens but Moriarty refused to obey which prompted Picard to silence him forever.

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>Moriarty wanted the Federation to take his situation seriously.
He wanted them to take him seriously about leaving. Picard did his best, as I said.

Imagine how pissed Moriarty would be if he heard about Vic Fontaine
>moriarty
>achieves conciousness
>gets put in stasis with the promise of "figuring something out"
>they just never run him again
>Vic Fontaine
>achieves conciousness
>they just party at his place and then decide to let his program run all day because he gave some good advice to people

And because Moriarty tried to take over the ship. Unlike TNG and Voyager, the holograms on DS9 never tried to take over anything.

I always wonder why the EMH's weren't just NPCs. They get to have their own feelings and opinions.

Was Moriarty real?

yeah but picard enjoys trolling.

>my mfws when /trek/ might not even be real

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don say skary stuf

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KYS

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don't reply to my posts with your std frogs ever again or I'm ending this program

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Ew what happened to her?

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Who killed Star Trek and why was is Ira Behr?

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I like how this is gaptoof 2. What is 1?

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DSC=CANON
and no amount of tears is gonna change that

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after people realize what a faggot the Doctor can be.

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Sadly it's true. We lost, lads.

she read too much /trek/

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there was a time after the shooting in australia, that /trek/ was down. i'm disappointed ,

A thousand blowjobs from Bashirfag if there is even a single person here who can tell me what the fuck she's called and what she actually does on the ship.

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Pretty based if I say so myself.

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ikr?
we're cool

What's with the word rape? It really should mean a good thing, it's too close to other good words. Grape, grapes are delicious! Ripe, well those grapes better be ripe. Tape, another good word! Who doesn't love tape? Tape your notes, tape a present, we love tape! Ripe, rape, tape, grape, rape....its starting to look like rape is a good thing!

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Her name is Nan and she's the chief of security a la Tuvok or Worf. Better get sucking now faggot 1000 dicks can take a long time.

Sounds about right.

I hate how JJ/STD fags are so fucking smug and self-assured.
>I'm sorry that new Trek isn't limited to its format like OldTrek (said in a belittling way). Trek needs to evolve to survive. (which means aping off whatever's popular at the moment)

Which ship is most based? My vote is for for this natty boi.

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That's my vote, too

The Discovery is pretty based. It's an ugly pile of shit that spins.

>Trek needs to evolve to survive.

*evolves into something redolent of a pile of expired rats in a humid sewer*
>Oldfags BTFO

Yeah, I'm sticking to reruns.

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i went mindopen and watched the last episode. it is really bad and desperate.

STDfags be all, "stop being hateful towards our show just because it's different", but they spew so much hateful, resentful rhetoric towards what they call "OldTrek".

grow up, kiddo

They were just trying to ape zoomer trends. Discovery is the fidget spinner of ships.

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fine grampa. you do that.

>TOS is okay because it has Michael's brother in it.
>TNG is PC drivel! Boring table meetings!
>DS9 is only good when there's a space battle!
>VOY is just boring boring boring!
>I don't watch ENT.

And you enjoy your lifetime movie in space that is definitely not a pile of jumbled current year faggot tropes. :^)

Lol, we have a veritable smorgasboard of content while he's over there in the corner eating the sam devilled egg over and over again.

What was up with Kirk wearing that dumb pink shirt in Star Trek III & IV? Unironically hindered those movies for me

Never send an Iggy to do a Keevan's job

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Your smorgasbord has giardia. Enjoy eating shit.

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***TELEGRAM MESSAGE***

STOP ENJOYING NEW STAR TREK -STOP- CHANGE IS BAD -STOP- OLD WAYS WERE BETTER -STOP-

***END OF TELEGRAM***

>Season 2 has muh pike
The latest episode where the Admiral says how awesome Pike is gave me a sad. The fuck couldn't this show just have been the first three years before The Cage.

>muh pike
Who's written like a pussy pushover and literally takes orders from Michael

>NEW STAR TREK
nuTrek is not Star Trek. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Man I don't even like Trek anymore. It's so bad.

>smorgasboard of content
YOU GO GIRLFRIEND
DRAG THEM
YAAAS KWEEEN

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You have to watch it all.

Discovery killed any future hope I have for this franchise ever producing sincere and intelligent content again. I'm only watching Miraculous Ladybug now. Unlike STD that show has attractive people in it.

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can we pls try & keep this thread positive and uplifting?
thanks

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Uh no. They had their ups and downs but at least had character development. And some fun once in a while. Disco is a death run.

Don't talk about your pedo manga.

>put STD on a platform where only dedicated Trekkies would pay to watch it
>make the show super normiefied and constantly insult Trekkies at any opportunity
wdtmbt?

hardcore trekkies torrent, u mong

This is the conundrum of NuTrek.
>"We put it on this streaming service where you'd have to REALLY be interested in it to make monthly payments"
>"Oh but it's Not For You, it's for the General Audience"

I want to know the answer to this question too. I'm suspicious
>gaptoof 1
doesn't even exist.

Its ok fren things will be good again

I thought this was supposed to be the STD free thread?

nuTrek be like "what if we made star Trek, but with more capeshit and jewish subversion". Even the fat hack of fat hacks hates nuTrek.

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it really was lmao
>could've solved everything by just beaming them up
>but muh big dramatic moment
this show is for absolute brainlets

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Just finished season 1 of STD. After being told it was complete shit by everyone on here I was expecting the worst.

It holds your hand a bit too much for my liking and tries to cater to non trek fans but it's not too bad all in all. The storylines are fairly decent and I liked how they brought in the Terran thing for ENT.

I don't really like the Klingon thing as it messes up canon that ENT had done well to preserve I.e explaining why klingons looked how they did for a while and I think the whole spore drive thing is pretty awful and needs to go.

Michael is also uninspiring as a main character. So fucking boring and extremely wooden. She's part Vulcan so she's super human. Yeah no.
I don't think she's ever followed an order correctly either. She's the worst part of it

/blog

It's not my fault this French jailbait cartoon has better writing than Discovery.

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gimme som o at internet moneh!

>corporate politics
oh boy

CBS thinks ST fans are just as stupid and SW fans who would get on board with any old garbage attached to the respective ip because muh nostalgia. They were half right but forgot that the average Trekkie is like 10x as autistic than the average Fag Wars basic bitch.

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Boomers and their millennial echo ruin everything. News at 11.

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I really don't get this. If STD is supposed to be for the General AudienceTM it would be on the CBS channel or HBO or something, not on a literal who $8.99/month service that isn't even Netflix.

Why do you keep raiding us even though you have a Discord now?

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it doesn't count
please accept this, we're worried about you, Geordi

I'd trap her booby if you know what I mean.

Sure is friendo. CBS blew that notion out of the water when they put TOS footage into Discovery. Go back to sucking Andre's Doomcock.

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Anyone want to talk about how this whole Control story arc is cribbed directly from novels that came out years ago, up to and including it actually being named Control? Are they literally incapable of coming up with any ideas for themselves?

they took wes down there specifically to get him laid, right?

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I think they were under the assumption that Trekkies would jump up and down with their mouths agape that they're using something from the EU. Again, assuming that Trekkies are like Warsfags.

>CBS blew that notion out of the water when they put TOS footage into Discovery.
I put my dick in your mom, does that make me your dad?

I cringe every time STD makes some kind of reference because you can tell they're just reading off Memory-Alpha.

Looks like he's wearing an altered potato sack.

I don't think most trek fans read the books. I mean, how many here actually do?

I honestly think they think most people won't even realize and they are probably right.

>like someone hit the clone brush tool while in the middle of having a massive stroke
Lol

I-i read the books...
but yeah, most people won't realize if they just lifted shit straight from them

My dad's dead you cretin

This. It was annoying as fuck when the characters kept being all melodramatic THIS IS A WARRR.... THERE ARE THOUSANDS DYING IN THIS WAARRR...

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Not even close. Everyone hates it. Way better than DS9, which is actually overrated, despite having the #2 trek girl of all time

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This. It was annoying as fuck when the posters kept being all melodramatic STD IS BAD TREKKK.... I CAN'T STOP WATCHING AND POSTING ABOUT ITTTT...

I hate Discovery but I liked how Spock btfo the Mary Sue in this episode

Before STD premiered I was thinking, this better not be one of those modern shows where there's lots of melodrama from C-list actors while the camera is shaking around, pushed up in their face.
>Oh god it is

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They finally started to give the Bridge Girls some personality and showed them actually talking to people and not just repeat orders. And then they space the one that got the most character building. Great.

Discovery keeps having these half decent ideas, and they consistently shit the bed with them. Pike is the best character. They definitely need to drop the cast in half. There's too many people and they range from being obnoxious to having no personality at all.

And I hate that the show keeps fucking up the core concept of Star Trek being about people moving beyond their differences and working together for a common good. In Discovery, everyone is angry at each other, constantly mutiny, or are simply lying and keeping secrets.

And what the fuck was that about Federation not using mines? Did they forgot that they mined the wormhole in DS9? Nobody seemed to object it being against Federation values then.

Gabriel is worse than Bashirfaggot and both of them post here

If you can't take it here, maybe you should consider a transfer to a reddit hugbox. There's a lot less pressure there.

Gabriel doesn't post here I would btfo all of his posts

>THIS IS A WARRR.... THERE ARE THOUSANDS DYING IN THIS WAARRR, EDD-ING-TON!

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I wish Gabriel posted here. It would be very obvious if he did, but he doesn't. We could use an autist like that.

>DS9 was like this only three episodes in!
Nice try, zoomer.

what kind of beta faggot feels pressure about posting anonymously?

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Maybe because STD sucks and you are gay. :^)

that's it. I'm voting for Disco.

>'this'ing a 'this' post

You're fucking new and STD is cancer

Let's all thank the Borg for never transwarping directly to Earth. Let's all thank the Borg for never assimilating any planets on their way to Earth, thus creating an unbeatable army of shipyard building drones. Let's all thank the Borg for equipping less drones with ranged weapons than the Soviet Union did during WWII. Let's all thank the Borg for only beaming over a few drones to take Picard when they could have beamed over enough drones to seize the whole crew, despite being written as a collective consciousness at the time. Let's all thank the Borg for opting out of using communications probes to drive Picard and 7/9 crazy with constant messages or communiques. Let's all thank the Borg for failing to properly weaponize nano-machines. Let's all thank the Borg for only ever sending the one ship, which was never a tactical cube. And let's not forget to thank the Borg for never using time travel before or after any such conquests.

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Nah it was so Picard could fuck his mom. There was no expectation that the annoying failson dork would get laid. desu it was pretty clear across the whole series that Picard only put up with Wesley's shit because he was crushing Beverly off and on.

Discovery is shit and there's nothing we can do to save it.

"Let's target millennial and zoomers with our new space show"
"I know, let's refer to the ship and cast by a cringe ephemeral dance craze from the 70s"

I can absolutely confirm that Gabe does post here.

/trek/ is a hatebox, or whatever

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Hi Gabe. How does being blacklisted from the industry feel?

I got the impression that Federation was a side project for the Borg. Too remote and uninteresting to be a priority target, but worth sending a cube to scope them out.

And they can't use time travel against the Federation again. If they erase the Federation, they erase Voyager, and Voyager therefore can't provide them a counter against Species 8472, and the Collective gets fucked.

the only thing you can confirm is that Gabriel is too scared to prove he posts here because he's afraid of being decimated by my hella savage post-fu

Hey, Jews gonna Jew ya know.

would you believe the novels and the show are referencing the same 1960s TV show

anons who type smiley faces in their posts are the biggest gay

: - )

u mad? gonna cry?

;^)

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*spits in your face*
gtfo my /trek/

DID Star Trek get too stale in the 90s and 00s?

Not to be contrarian, but I have enjoyed every episode of Discovery after it got Piked.

youtube.com/watch?v=AB3uVARNhmM

Fuck now I have to watch Grin's edits again.

>voyager help
Yeah, that knowledge could be preserved through time travel, just put that shit on the time traveling ships hard drive, see the Voyage Home. You're also neglecting the idea of time travel to points of vulnerability after Voyager gave assistance.

why do bitches paint their face

Sure. Can't really argue those points.

Time travel in Trek is a very fast and loose concept that doesn't really hold up under a close scrutiny. I mean, in First Contact itself, they handwave that shit heavily with Enterprise returning easily to the future using some bullshit excuse about chronometric particles.

that's kind of what happened, actually.

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>a literal sun dial on a klingon ship

>he's never painted his face
why are you even watching trek if you aren't interested in deconstructing social conventions like do you really think this is a show about aliens?

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>the sensors say the ship is upside down
-Star Trek Discovery circa 2019

These ships were hideous. ENT did modernized-but-retro Klingon vessels so much better.

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i want to see discovery get retrofitted into the oldschool style memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/B-24-CLN

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Stop trying to mansplain physics, sweetie. It was upside down relative to the S31 HQ.

I can't tell if you're serious

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I wouldn't say that the Federation was a side project so much as the Borg are focused entirely on short term gains and working within their sphere of influence. They'll send out probes to look for extraordinary finds but 99% of their effort goes to building up their internal infrastructure and grinding through every system immediately adjacent to their own.

And in terms of time travel, that's only true up until Voyager resolves the Species 8472 problem. It's implied that the Temporal Cold War is partially due to a technological stalemate between the Borg and the Federation.

>Tilly... okay, I guess people like me are supposed to be happy that Aspies are Being Represented on Trek Now?

(extremely nuSpock voice) why do autistics think everything is about them

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Why did they had to kill off one of the few characters that seemed somewhat remotely interesting?

Why didn't they beam her onboard?

>STD tries to copy TOS 60s style
>Cast fat, ugly and masculine women instead of glamorous looking ones
What did they mean by this?

Because in copying GoT you have to kill off characters people like for dramatic reasons.

the writers are ugly jewish women who are threatened by beautiful women

still 50% chance she's the Red Angel. mirror Airiam is the Emperor.

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Because in the current year, strong feminine characters are considered sexist, so female actors have to play weak masculine characters instead.

And the producers and show runners are gay men who hate beautiful women and Jewish men who love being pushed around by their JAP mother wives.

I'm guessing in the TNG/DS9/VOY era, time travel is way too unpredictable to be used to get consistent results, so every major species - including the Borg - avoid using it unless by accident or because it is absolutely necessary. I mean, the guy from Robocop was an expert, and even he got shitty results from his time tampering.

In the later centuries tech got better, of course, but then they had dedicated timecops, timeships, and established treaties about that sort of thing.

You pretty much described it perfectly.

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those two chicks look like they'd be absolutely seething if they saw an attractive woman on screen

At least Michael is attractive in the black woman who tries to be strong but fails at it and just looks adorable kind of way

>Michael is the key to all of this

fuck discovery, fuck this shitty ass series, mother fuck

Umm but in the other shows weren't the captains the key to everything? I've only watched bits and pieces of them but they totally were. But it's okay when it's a MAN, right???

Focal point leaders don't equate with destiny touched characters.

>being pushed around by their JAP mother wives

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It's ok, I get that you don't like strong independent WoC.

TICKETS!

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>tfw i auditioned for a Star Trek series
>too tall to be a ferengi and too short to be a klingon

jdimsa

>into darkness rated better than IV and VI
I hate this time line

Be a Trill and have sex with both.

Klingon D-7.

>not posting the super hot French twink catboi
Step out of the closet, honey, no one watches that show for Ladybug.

is it just me or is Odo a pretty bad security chief? they talk about him like he's some elite badass aware of everything, but bad people seem to get past him fairly easily and commonly.

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Leaving all those sections open to space looks unsafe.

This, so much. He fucking crushed her in her own house.

to be fair, ID came out when shills and paid reviews are the norm
TVH and TUC are older than the internet

They probably just wait until bucket time then go on a crime spree.

>That hair
Hot damn, Nhan is a fucking sex bomb! I am diamonds.

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That's exactly it. And unlike humans he can't just wake up either. Or like Data who's just online and ready to fight crime 24/7. I guess he's just riding that shapeshifting skill everywhere for his career

Here he is, telling the person that planned the assassination key details of the investigation, such as the fact that Quark is still alive. This guy is terrible at his job

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I get reported everytime I post Adrien

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7 days until shatner's 88 berfday.

If you wouldn't be annoying you wouldn't get reported.

This is why Michael, the only "attractive" woman in the show had to be a black woman. Jewish women aren't threatened by black women like they are by shishkas and Asian women.

But I am deconstructing social conventions by telling bitches not to paint their faces.

stylin'

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bitches do how they do

>fidget spinner floating in a sea of sepia tone diarrhea

Anybody who says it's any other ship than the Big E is a faggot and probable cross-dresser.

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damn brah...

Didn't realise there was no Orville this week. Fucking hell Discovery on its own isn't fun.

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The Motion Picture deserves a much higher rating and both of the JJTrek flicks deserve much lower ratings. Also, it's shameful that JJTrek 2009 is the highest rated of the entire series.

I don't really have an opinion

It's ugly. The other hero ships all had a grace and beauty about them, but Discovery is sharp yet blocky at the same time.

>Gothic Roman MST
Truly disgusting.

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hasperat is best a hella spicy

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ENT is a million times better

Real talk. Who here voting for Bernie? I am. Unironically. That's right. I'm doing it again.

TOS>TNG=DS9>VOY >STD>ENT>JJ

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For me, it's Hasperat. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra spicy Hasperat sauce packets and the Bajoran staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for spicy Hasperat sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Bajoran worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three spicy sauce packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Hasperat restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large springwine with extra ice, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my jumja stick in the spicy Hasperat brine, it's delicious and spicy! What a great restaurant.

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Naa

The best of Voyager is better than the best of DS9, but the worst of DS9 is far better than mediocre VOY. I say they average out to about even.

>unironically voting for k*ke faggot Bernie
I bet you unironically like STD too.

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Please quit larping as nostalgiafag.

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You make a good point, user. I liked VOY and based Jane is the most entertaining captain we had but overall I enjoyed DS9 more.

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Do what you want, it's notbgoung to matter. Democratic primary will be a bloodbath. Whoever manages to survive the intersectional gauntlet will be so damaged that they will be easy pickings for the God-Emperor.

zomg

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>Year of Hell is better than In The Pale Moonlight

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based and redpilled

Lwaxana Troi is now your mother.

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In the Pale Moonlight wouldn't even register with you if it didn't have Garak in a primary role. Women and faggots can't truly appreciate John le Carré.

STD females don't do anything but they are the bestest evar at everything, except being attractive

>there are people who don't rate Lwaxana
how old were you when you realised Lwaxana was a top tier character and prime pleb filter?

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t. faggot

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if everybody knew it was his birthday why didn't anyone go to his bat'leth tournament with him? were worf's "friends" only pretending to like the group retard?

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Did they reveal her as trans yet?

Yeah, you totally don't look like a dumbass posting that image.

>hundreds of thousands of years of knowledge and technology passed along to the federation
why didn't we ever hear about it? the humans in stargate pretty much ran the galaxy after a couple years with Asgard tech

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Oh it's you again, trannyposter. Any particular reason why you are so fixated on everyone being a tranny? Were you born like this or is it something you simply grew into?

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She's hot. Got more?

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They already have a decent Spock, great Pike and based Romijn as N1. Literally no excuse not to cancel STD and give us a Pike show.

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It really is.

Trannyposter, please behave like a man and stop avoiding our questions.

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I got this reference.

Thanks, cap

It's true what they say, Voyager is just a more boring TNG.

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this shot of the discovery was pretty refreshing, compared to the usual shots where the camera is flying around and rotating and having a stroke

Scraggly beard and just obese instead of dummy thicc. 2/10

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I don't get it. Not only is he fat but he's also a fucking ginger. How is he able to sling pussy like this?

Winning personality

The Enterprise-D was ugly, prove me wrong

You're probably intimidated by a chad starship.

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just finished the latest episode.
contender for the best in the series.

dominion = whites
vorta = mestizos
jem'hadar = mulattos

You're right, it looks like a flying office building

But the Vorta and Jem'Hadar are part of the Dominion. I don't think you understand Star Trek or racism.

i meant changelings by the dominion

He wasn't fat when they first started going out. That's not how it works.

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Your analogy is weaker than your chin.

When you fucked up, that was God's way of telling you that your post is stupid and you're stupid.

>gets called "the best that Starfleet can offer"
>5 minutes later gives an order to kill his own crew member
based and redpilled

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ok

DS9 > TOS > TNG > ENT = VOY > STD

TOS > TNG > DS9 > VOY > STD > ENT

TNG = DS9 = VOY > Everything else

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just b urself

it's pretty goofy but I can't say anything bad about it when my JJverse folder is open.

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lol gross

FFS

>seen all of orvile
>rewatch last season of ds9
>try some other series, but it's just nonsensical tension porn that doesn't go anywhere
meh, I'll watch STD s2 then

Sisko
>discovers a sentient holographic life form
>Calls him a racist for being a wh*te male

I love DISCO!

Look at these vile creatures.

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If you're going to be anti-semitic, go join Julianqueer's discord

That's disgusting and she is literally killing him.

The female shapeshifter said she does that (poor human recreation) to make Odo feel more comfortable.

For all the things that enterprise fucked up on they nailed the design aesthetic. You could look at just about anything and see how it evolved into what you'd see on shows set after it.

>muh Akiraprise

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Based, you appreciate The Motion Kino. However, I'd have The Kino Frontier a few #'s higher.

>STD is real Star Trek
>putting TOS footage into STD proves it!
except that they've been putting actual canon Star Trek into this shit fake reboot garbage you're shilling for since JJ Trek. They just have to license it separately like any other licensee. There is a shot of the original TOS crew in their movie uniforms in a one of the reboot movies that PrimeSpock looks at. STD can literally do an episode that faithfully re-creates TOS or TNG beat for beat with perfect sets and uniforms and everything and even brings back the original actors.... but they would just be "borrowing" it and most likely somewhere money is changing hands (between Bad Robot / Paramount / CBS most likely). Real Star Trek canon references and cameos in STD proves nothing.

Says the bernout.

close 2>4>6>3>1>Beyond>First Contact>5>Star Trek>Insurrection>Generations>Nemesis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dog Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Into Darkness

I'd throw Galaxy quest after 1 but thats just me

Fucking klingon shits

TOS evens are better than the odds. There's no contest.

Vic never wanted to leave the program though, he was happy with what he was and never wanted anything else.

I dunno, I happen to like TSFS more than TWOK in many aspects.

Everyone in the 24th century worships mid-20th century culture. It only makes sense that Vic had no interest in experiencing inferior 24th century life when he already living in the mid-20th century.

>Enterprise after the Borg are done with it

Q is directly and personally responsible for all deaths of all characters everywhere because he has the power to bring them back to life. Further, Jeri Ryan is the single and solitary reason why Barack Hussain Obama was elected the 44th US President.

>Borg after Enterprise is done with them

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>better not write this down
Classic Archer

what a fucking chad
in tng they would have fired a phaser and just ran away when they saw it had no effect

>can generate an infinite number of force fields to stop energy weapons
>don't pull tube plz
Borg are dumb

That never happened

I think he's commenting on the fact that they state in TNG that they never had any records of a species like that

the timeline was altered by space jews or whatever though

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While I won't argue the vagaries of that and I do agree somewhat. My only question is why are you trying to beguile me with that perfect thiccness?

just want you to please imagine the smell of the circled area

>hey guys remember that time we had tubes to inject nanobots into people
>lol no

Where's the "make new thread" poster?

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>Tonight, on the harvest moon, we remember that over 200 years ago, in 2053, the First Saved, soldiers and civilians among them, took cover in the white church from the devastation of World War III.
>Jets overhead dropped nuclear bombs
Kinda expected them to be more subtle, but I guess it hasn't been that long

the xindi always made me in the mood for rice crispies. STD is horrible.

New bread

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That's because they were Starfleet top secret files obscured by S31.