Bam stop it I'm already late for work I ain't got time for dicksunkin we got plenty of time when I come back home Baaam...

Hi! I’m Bam Margera and this is pulling up my friend Ryan’s corpse and using it as a Halloween decoration!

(too dark?)

>sunkin
I dont get it

>hi I'm Ryan Dunn and this is dying in a car accident.

>240p video being standard

Wew. Those were the days.

Can someone get me up to speed? Did Phil actually die or did Bam just go off the rails again with his drug/alcohol problems? I can’t keep up

>Hi I’m Bam, and this is fucking Greg “Opie” Hughes’ wife

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>Bam Margera exploded at his manager Thursday night at New York City’s West Side Comedy Club in New York City over an apparent miscommunication in what time Margera was set to go on stage at the club. In a video obtained by TMZ, you can hear the famous Jackass alum call his manager a fucking pussy and threaten to smash his fucking face. Where is everybody he asks, apparently referencing the lack of an audience. He was an hour late for his early show and two hours early for his late show. “Take me home! Now!” he screams in the vestibule outside the showroom. “Take me home now before I stab you in your fucking face” he yells holding up a beer bottle.

>Margera was set to headline two shows that promised comedy and storytelling at the Upper West Side comedy club, one at 7pm and one at 10pm. He didn’t show up until 8pm. Both of his sets were cancelled.

Why is Bam so based

Bam get outta my ass i gotta go on dialysis tomorrow i aint got time for this

One of a handful of things happen to men as they age. What usually happens is you start to look like your dad or a male ancestor on your mother's side. Barring infidelity, of course, but those are the usual occurrences when your father is legitimate.

>(too dark?)
I’m not sure where you came from but go back

Good, fuck Bam. Who’d even want to see him, he’s talentless.

Cumtown is repetitive and annoying.

That's not his real dad. It was all an act.

What the fuck happened? He had a lambo and a giant house as far as I remember. Did the money sink into a hole once again with washed out celeb?

>Not liking Nick wanting to dress in Adam’s gf’s clothes and get fucked by Stavros as a prank.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yrC1MBoL6I

his dad didn't die?

>Earlier in the day BAM was a no-show for The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media. The podcast network had publicized Margera as a guest on the show but then the show came and went with no mention of an appearance, and social media references to his expected guest spot are no longer anywhere to be seen. BAM did appear on the popular Cumtown podcast but his Instagram shows signs of trouble earlier in the day. All seemed well yesterday- BAM is all smiles posing with his wife and kid, and attempting to prank one of his friends, but then today he posted two angry videos to his Instagram account referencing wife, Nikki. In the first he says his wife left him and “went back with my Range Rover.” Later he calls her a “street ho” and says she took all his credit cards and went back home. According to the post, she took all his credit cards leaving him unable to check into his hotel.

Bam and his dad have that new england boston-ish accent.

>not liking gay actor Michael Douglas bits

WRONG
YOURE GAY

Its shit you spastic moron

The cum boys

dunked on and sunked off

hes approaching Fraser levels of JUST

Nick and Stav having a genuine fight was like listening to my parents arguing

ATTENTION
THIS IS THE POLICE
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
AND YOURE GAY

I made this post on gee yesterday and nobody got it :(

How is it possible to be this JUST?

If I had Bam’s money I’d have bought a nice log cabin way up in the mountains and fucked off looong ago.

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you post in this thread again and I'll dick you down

Should TV reboot Celebrity Rehab? There’s plenty of trainwreck stars who haven’t OD’d from Fentanyl yet.

Fame is a drug.
"thou shalt not make into thee any graven"
It works the other way around as well. If you've become an idol for someone else, you'll suffer the consequences.

> new england boston-ish accent

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They're from fucking Pennsylvania you dumb faggot

what in gods fuck is a graven?

whom?

That was just a dumb rumor. Opie is based

Whatever I don't study geography and accents because I'm not a gay autistic man.
It's whatever accent the retards have in Pennsylvania

I laughed user!

I listened to about 2 minutes of a clip and had to turn it off. It reminded me of one of my sperg friends that is incapable of shutting the fuck up for 5 seconds without spouting off some nonsense.

C'mon, Bam...

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Don Vito died a few years ago (F) but Phil is still alive.

jail aint easy on a nigga

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>Bam that's my dunk

You have to imagine it was the first time he had stopped drinking in a very long time. That probably explains a lot of it.

Phil is the reason he's such a fuck up, he used to play tricks on them all the time. Once he told Bam they were driving down a haunted road, then started banging on the roof saying it was severed heads falling form the sky and legit scared the ever loving shit out of him.

oh yeah? what's his name?

Why did Bam develop that weird accent for those couple years on jackass? Did he think it made him sound cool? God I always hated him.

cursed image

I'M BAM MARGERA AND THIS IS DROP THE N WORD ON INSTAGRAM

I don't want to say because he could very well be itt. He gives me sneedposter vibes.

What did he go to jail for?

he molesta'd some breastas
youtube.com/watch?v=0kDKpyzvpxg

C’mon bam i got work tomorrow at the gay store

A couple underage roastie thots came onto him while he was drunk and he groped them, so he had to register as a sex offender and was no longer allowed to use the Don Vito character in any context.

yo we're in Thailand and set Dico up with a tranny hooker, but what he doesn't know is they're HIV positive

This jewish podcaster “Cool” Adam Friedland made fun Bam’s wife’s pussy rings on a podcast with Bam causing her to leave Bam and basically breaking Bam’s brain.

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*stav announcer voice*
WRONG, YOU’RE GAY

Based Juden

Hey, Yea Forums. Comedian, Joe List here. Anybody here know where the men’s restroom is around here?

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Hi I'm Bam Margera, and we're gonna set the Trans movement back 10 years

How can I report this sniveling weasel to the IRS? I can guarantee you that he does not file his gift cards from his fans as income.
I found a form to fill out, but they are asking for his social security number and address which I don't know.

Hello reddtit

YO I'M A FUCKIN GIRL DUDE

HI I'M BAM MARGERA AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK MY SHIT UP

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Bam is like 40 dude he's a Gen X-let

One eye on the camera the other on bubba

>DUDE REMEMBER HOW COOL I WAS BACK IN THE DAY
>*cracks open monster*
>YEAH MAN I WAS LIVING THE LIFE...ON TOP OF THE WORLD
>*siiiiiip*
>AHHH...EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOL EDGELORD'S HERO..

PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

A boomer edit of that pic would be great. I was in middle school and high school during the Jackass/Wild Boyz/Viva La Bam era and I remember lots of girls wanted Bam's dick.

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Full zozzle

kek

*buzzz*
No, you're gay

that's funny as fuck and cool parenting though

This is the guy who made the original post here, I've had the chance to think about it and I'm wrong and gay actually

C:\Users\user\Posts\Rare\Based\Redpilled

who?

>hey Preston guess what?
>what?
>that was Bam in a wig hahahaha!
>what?!
>holy shit dude you were going to town on my ass you faggot hahahaha just kidding I identified as a woman

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wat

People autisticly parrot shit they hear on podcasts

What the fuck is wrong with her eye?

>Hi, this is Bam Margera, and today we have "Beat The Shit Out Of My Mom"

>I'M 40 YEARS OLD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY PUSSY MOM ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is bam secretly autistic?

I think it should say gravy.

poor ape. she was a chill mom. really loves her kids and her kids friends. bam really is a fuck up. he had something good going and it fucked it by being a dick. and now that the window of oppurtunity he had to really capitilise on his career is gone he's melting the fuck down trying to relive the glory days in a blind drunken stuper with a bunch of strangers while the people that made his shit good have long since fucked off.

are his eyes moving further apart from one another?

bam is not a millennial he is a gen x nihilist