So many Disney shills today. Let's have a Chadzam thread.
So many Disney shills today. Let's have a Chadzam thread
Lincoln Hernandez
Owen Nguyen
I love Billy
Chase Butler
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
>>chad
This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.
Henry Miller
Why aren't the marvel family shown even once in the trailers?
Jordan Thompson
>Found the mouse shill
Kayden Torres
Child actors grow up too fast, soon they will be the same height as Zachary Levi.
Dominic Walker
Supposed to be a surprise I guess
Matthew Sullivan
On user(non critic shill sites) like Letterboxd, Captain Marvel(including other Marvel shit movies and even the new Star Wars movie) and Shazam are all on user created most anticipated 2019 movie lists. All of which rank usually in the top 5 with actual films coming after or not ranked at all
Get some fucking taste or stay on Yea Forums and sites like that
Mason Brooks
Yet Yea Forums has 20+ capeshit threads up at any given time. Seems legit.
Sebastian King
it will be objectively the best capeshit of the year
it's gonna flop, tho
Mason Jenkins
A gay thread then? Not my thing.
Adam Kelly
Isaac Morris
when is this thing released?
why is there literally zero(0) hype?
Hunter Roberts
Zack Snyder will NEVER be allowed to touch another DC project. Cope, nigga
Luke Stewart
Ryan Robinson
Mouse shills
Also April 5th
Oliver Baker
he said he was drunk while watching captain marvel
Gavin Baker
>man I love the new captain marvel movie but the captain marvel movie that comes out in less than a month is gonna be shit
Matthew Gomez
>Disney shills
this place is hardly anything but shills anymore
>today
everyday
Case in point: this thread.
Grayson Lee
Lincoln Anderson
> supporting any product means your a shill
you keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means
Easton Wilson
shoplifters is cringey bullshit
Leo Robinson
>sam raimi
he's really going to say the word
Ryder Martin
that doesn't keep you from using it on people who support marvel does it, hypocrite?
Cooper Martinez
pretty sure ~75% opening posts, and more than 25% posts are unironcally made by "social media manager" shills
disney already admitted they investing more in guerrilla merketing in 2019 than in 5 previous years together
Jason Gomez
Supporting anti-art like this does
Julian Nguyen
There is hardly any positive discussion of marvel movies on this site yet the Disney shill narrative is always at full force which is then used to justify talking about capeshit like this zoomer trash.
Hunter Lopez
any discussion is positive, marketing wise
Cameron Reyes
>Chadzam thread
>ultimate basedboy director
>ultimate basedboy star
>jew
>protects capeshit Larson and calls everybody saying anything bad about her or her movie liar
>studio hopes to not flop completely
Can we ever pick not a shitty one?
Chase Campbell
For the comic nerds do you have any recommended Shazam reading?
Parker Young
These trailers make me smile every time I see them. I’m going to see the early preview, and I’m taking a whole crew with me. They’re finally going to understand why I love this character so much.
Also, I hope Billy and Freddie becomes YouTubers so successful that they can support their whole family.
Nathan Flores
all the trailers look fun. all the reviews are positive. warner seems to trust its product. chances are movie is actually good
it's gonna flop anyway
Mason Hall
Oh fuck yes.
Adam Richardson
>with special guest-star
Evan Murphy
this dude shilled for brie larson then marvel straight up dropped a trailer on the day early screenings for shazam was happening.What a cuck little bitch. His movie going to fail. Trying to placate big bad Disney then disney shits all over him and he's like "tank u mr didney mai ay 'ave summore?"
Thomas Ramirez
Me personally, I haven’t read any of the newer stuff, but my suggestion would be read up on the lore, then just pick a spot. I enjoyed the hell out of the old “The Power of Shazam!” from back in the eighties. It had comfy quasi-retro artwork, too.
Dominic Hill
>marvel straight up dropped a trailer on the day early screenings for shazam was happening.
Shazam lifted their social media embargo on Captain Marvel's premiere day.
It's all part of the hustle.
Ayden Murphy
Taking the high road doesn’t make you a cuck. Having no sense of honor does.
Matthew Nguyen
you talk like an idiot
Zachary Martinez
but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC. Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible
there's no high road defending corrupt rich beaurocrats and shitting on the little guy trying to make some noise to have their voice heard
Anthony Green
I get to see it on the 23rd.
Noah Fisher
I'm glad Yea Forums supports this film
Because now I know it's definitely going to bomb
Nathaniel Nguyen
Yeah, except he didn’t defend her. He basically said, “Don’t sink to their level,” in the most tactful way possible.
Chase Martin
>but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC.
Levi did that, not DC. DC just wants to flex.
>Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible
So would DC. It's the hustle.
Eli Allen
cry more
Alexander Sullivan
lel it won't even make it's budget back will it. WW should have released this in August or wait until December.
Jaxon Jones
It's going to make its budget back 4x
Christopher Kelly
>but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC. Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible
because they are the bad guys
Christian Bailey
cute :3
Caleb Brown
LADS
A
D
S
Noah Ramirez
I can’t wait to see what they do with the Deadly Sins.
Leo Long
Fucking NICE!
Ryder Miller
Xavier Evans
WB/DC owns and operates CNN
Disney owns and operates Vice/ABC
i don't give a flying fuck about your rationalizations about those companies, Shazam might be a fun movie, but your "this or that" company bullshit doesn't actually work when both of them are garbage fires
Gavin Foster
Mason Ramirez
Sivana is so fucking based.
Easton Perez
I like that coat.
Charles Morris
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
youtu.be
Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
youtube.com
Jeremiah Garcia
>From Chad to Gigachad
Xavier Williams
it's an Arthur Dent tier coat
Sebastian Sullivan
seriously. like do people actually think a jew in a padded suit is going to bring in numbers just because they tried to add some Deadpool humor? i don't think it will get more than 30m
Sebastian Phillips
Levi is DC. He never would have made that statement without prior approval from DC. In fact i wouldn't be shocked if they were the ones who told him to do it
Jose Thomas
who the fuck cares. Armie Hammer is complete trash
Chase Rogers
you seem to think WB is as much of a dystopic company as Disney
Sebastian Edwards
look, this is basically a hope that DC makes some money and don't give up entirely, so maybe a sliver of hope actually good shit gets made in the future.
i don't think that, i believe Disney is the Devil, and WB is Mr. Dice man
Michael Perry
Why is Freddy such a faggot, Mary is perfect
Henry Bell
>Taking the high road doesn’t make you a cuck. Having no sense of honor does.
Like Captain Marvel shooting an unarmed man!!!FACT!!!
Christopher Green
Mary is straight-up wife material.
Anthony Morris
SOON
marvelfags will be finished
Colton Taylor
Well said.
William Howard
I will never get tired of these.
Levi Gonzalez
Is Black Adam the villain or did they use someone else?
Tyler Baker
based
Landon Campbell
Very cute
Jackson White
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
so THIS is the power of a brainlet
Kevin Carter
Sivana. We’re getting Sivana, and it appears to be the one who can see magic.
Jayden Sanders
Since that user is already posting Thunderworld Adverntures, might as well post the whole thing here for my favourite superhero since I was a kid.
Here is Earth 5 Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family!
Connor Ramirez
Brayden Adams
Jason King
Joshua Perez
Ian Foster
>jew
Brandon Taylor
Benjamin Baker
They used someone else because Dwayne Johnson wants nothing to do with this dumpster fire
Jayden Ramirez
>a jew
Jace Perez
Nice dog
Luis Thompson
Luis Howard
I love how Sivana calls this shit “easy.”
Nathan Harris
mark strong
adam is next in line
Jose Sanchez
Brayden Hall
He produced it.
Connor Ross
Thomas Miller
This is awesome.
Daniel Thomas
Samuel Morgan
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
YOU GOTTA SAY THE WORD, BILLY!
Wyatt Gonzalez
Cooper Baker
GET DABBED ON
Christopher Jenkins
Noah Carter
Jacob Wood
YO LIL MICKEY
Don't forget which movie made Star Wars tremble
Matthew Ramirez
if they wanted that they shouldnt have cast a jew
Owen Harris
Aiden Butler
milkies
Levi Wood
Juan Wright
William Moore
The only Jew here is you, shill.
Cameron Jenkins
Connor Phillips
Adam Smith
David Garcia
Caleb Taylor
Easton Long
Freddie’s pretty slick.
Adam Richardson
Damn nigga I took a dump after my last post and there's 60+ new replies? Rip Captain Toe-Fungus
Ian Reyes
Nolan Barnes
i saw that tactic coming a mile away, and i still enjoyed it
Eli Anderson
Evan Gutierrez
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
Explain this
Adam Brown
I remember when you morons tried using Jumanji to say Rampage would crush Infinity War
How did that work out again? Or does your tiny goldfish memory not remember that far back?
Robert Davis
Xavier Jenkins
Still made 428 million when you said it would flop, mice
At 428 million Shazam would already be a success and Shazam is a beloved 80yo character
Brody Peterson
I like how this all has a sort of Incredibles vibe.
Jack Phillips
William Smith
Jayden Hall
Trippy af.
Angel Fisher
Cameron Thompson
Levi Gonzalez
Lucas Stewart
Alexander Young
Matthew Gonzalez
Nathan Ward
is that a fake nose?
Nolan Ramirez
Owen Myers
Is that Adam Egret?
Sebastian Barnes
woah, Captain Marvel bleeding? i don't think i've ever seen that outside of injustice.
Justin Sanchez
>35 ips
yikes
Levi Anderson
yeah nobody really cares about disney vs dc do they?
Bentley Carter
Benjamin Myers
>the wizard is white
>he's balck in the movie
oh nononononononono
Brayden Price
>mfw I share my birthday with Dwayne.
Robert Nguyen
Jordan Parker
he's been black in the main comics for 7 years now
Ryder Walker
Nice.
Caleb Hughes
Well Asher Angel is Jewish, and Zachary Levi Pugh is a practising Christian who acts under the stagename Zachary Levi
for """Reasons""". So it's not an inaccurate description.
Easton Rivera
That shouldn't have happened either. I actually hadn't read any of the newer comics and mentioned the race swap in a Grace Randolph video. I think she blocked me after that.
Kayden White
This is Earth 5
I believe that's Prime Earth, where the New 52 is taking place from the emerging of Superman as the first hero to reveal himself to the world.
Sebastian Stewart
if you put it like this then yes i can agree
Nathan Bell
And that's all folks.
Joseph Rodriguez
Awesome! Thank you for that. I really enjoyed it.
Angel Brown
thanks for the dump, user
Leo Allen
that's such a lame-ass version of Sivana, the comic in the thread has like a dozen cooler Sivanas, i HOPE this isn't the one used in the films
Easton Ortiz
Jason Flores
it's a bit different
Jayden Ross
They uncomfortably remind me of one of those One Direction era boybands.
Robert Butler
Almost Heaven...
Chase Martin
from what ive heard he was declined by Shazam as a kid and then tried getting the powers all his life, finally succeeding
we'll see soon
Asher Rogers
Billy isn't as wholehearted as his past incarnations, when he meets the Wizard he gets rejected since he's not even pure of heart like many candidates before him.
He only then gets convinced by Billy that tells him that "There is no such thing as perfectly good people", arguing that he will never find a suitable replacement but instead sees the potential of Billy to be good.
Pretty sure this is what's going to happen in the film.
Jaxson Robinson
yeah
but at least he isn't as much of a prick as the new 52 version, he's just a doomer
Chase Peterson
I'm going to buy a ticket and relive my memories of watching Spider-Man in the theater, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, Disney
Jordan Rodriguez
I think this is probably good but I won't go to see it on principle as it's capeshit
Daniel Williams
He literally ends up like the classic Sivana in the comic, which makes sense seeing how two of his kids are Stacy and Chad, while the other two are user and anonette.
He has Chad genes but he virgin curse is just too strong.
Jason Wright
Do it for Yea Forums.
Ryder Thomas
is the white mini-skirt cute little girl in the movie?
Landon Russell
yeah but she becomes an adult when she transforms and her costume is red like originally
Daniel Rivera
Even better.
Jack White
what a shame. contemporary american cinema it's in dire need of more flat chested cute little girls
Xavier Scott
Interestingly, she's one of the few female characters that Yea Forums forbids to lewd (despite the works they are portrayed in) and must be protected.
Her and Stargirl to name a few.
Tyler Ross
Yeah, very good Cap story. Too bad they never finished Multiversity. Most of them were great.
Leo Adams
I LOVE CHADZAM!!!
Isaiah Thomas
based
Parker Johnson
he runs like a tard
Gavin Cook
i hope they dont kill him off
Robert Wilson
>disney tier cgi
Evan Reed
Chadzam > Aquachad
Jordan Ross
He ends up in the loony bin with Mr Mind dabbing on him
According to spoilers from that dude that watched a couple of days ago.
Jayden Martin
That's called "true love."
Jason Gray
Knowing this is from the seventies makes that even funnier.
Liam Walker
Can't they both be equal Chads?
Christopher Evans
Why does this shit make me so happy?
Lucas Foster
no, it's better
Jordan Powell
Evan Gray
Man the mousecucks are on full force.. Don't you have some empty cinemas to fill?
Kevin Peterson
>Sivanaday
BASED
Nathaniel Flores
Imagine being in a deserted wasteland on a boiling day with that warm ass superhero suit and having to jump over a camera on the ground. You'd run like a tard too nigga
Dominic Robinson
based Chadsis
Robert Davis
i'd run like a t-1000 no matter the weather