So many Disney shills today. Let's have a Chadzam thread

So many Disney shills today. Let's have a Chadzam thread.

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letterboxd.com/kodyhelart/film/shazam/
letterboxd.com/kodyhelart/film/captain-marvel/
youtu.be/Y5I4TA0yhr4?t=52
youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I love Billy

>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
>>chad
This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.

Why aren't the marvel family shown even once in the trailers?

>Found the mouse shill

Child actors grow up too fast, soon they will be the same height as Zachary Levi.

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Supposed to be a surprise I guess

On user(non critic shill sites) like Letterboxd, Captain Marvel(including other Marvel shit movies and even the new Star Wars movie) and Shazam are all on user created most anticipated 2019 movie lists. All of which rank usually in the top 5 with actual films coming after or not ranked at all
Get some fucking taste or stay on Yea Forums and sites like that

Yet Yea Forums has 20+ capeshit threads up at any given time. Seems legit.

it will be objectively the best capeshit of the year
it's gonna flop, tho