Captain Marvel

kek salty nigger.

Karens are a subtype of Becky anyway

based negress

I don't know how to do that style, but if someone else wants to, go for it.

have sex incel

Oh she's very beautiful. That's literally her only quality though.

That's one pissed off potato head

Her hair must be really fine and thin to cling so closely to that gargantuan cranium.

Attached: 5002AF21-F209-4DEA-BBFC-46774D2D5549.jpg (670x377, 158K)

this desu

That’s some impressive acting range

>I like this one

Attached: giv.jpg (778x512, 46K)

someone do this please

WARES FURRY

Stacy>Becky>Karen

>she's already in a black tank top
The non-sexualization didn't last long, I see.

Is it really that much to ask for a normal female lead that's treated with respect and not just this pretentious "we want the liberal audience but we still want the horny manpig audience as well"?

Attached: janeway_reactionimage.gif (295x170, 499K)

>tank top
>sexualization
Have sex.

*wears fury*

shut up, cunt

This trailer really didn't seem to try and acclimate viewers to the idea that she will play a large role. it made even Ant-man seem more important.

She spent her entire movie in her photon-weave jumpsuit, user. She has literally no reason to take it off now in this crisis situation. Thor in the same scene is indoors in a fucking bum jacket.

Don't be the devil's advocate.

If you want her to be in regular clothes she has a badass jet pilot jacket for this very reason. One she wore even TO FUCKING SPACE. It looked great.

Attached: captain-marvel-deluxe-version_marvel_gallery_5c5dd8d2331f9__18378.1549663014.jpg (667x1000, 132K)

>Don't be the devil's advocate.
I don't think that's what people are doing, they are just genuinely disagreeing with you.

How dare they show a female character in anything but a full burka

The suit's lore in the movie confused me. Comic book fans tell me, is that actual material that she puts on or does it just spawn around her body when she wants it? She was never shown taking it off or putting it on.

Attached: captain-america -the-first-avenger-wallpapers-29441-156848.jpg (1920x1200, 437K)

Your feign outrage is embarrassing to witness. So much energy and effort into low quality bait.

It doesn't matter, because no one cares. Movies for children user

That scene was okay. Try this one maybe.

Cap in that scene just walked out of an experimental chamber that pumped his muscles full of super steroids. That's a valid context. Just like Starlord being washed in prison. Even the fucking racoon was naked there.

This scene existed for no other reason but blatant fanservice, and to show that even the mage is fucking buff.

Attached: 38137-zfbqugsytt-1469345708.png (1200x538, 202K)

>pink hat is banned because it's offensive against 'women' without vaginas

>And the Academy Award for Best Middle Finger to White Dudes goes to...Brie Larson!

Attached: brielarson.jpg (769x443, 354K)

>capeshit
>ever not being power fantasies
You’re in the wrong genre, my friend

why are you replying to the baiting retard itt

Attached: 1548565193072.jpg (640x640, 49K)

white women are just the worst

Fuck. I love cold bitchy women so much. I want her to give me a clothed handjob with a slightly disgusted look

Attached: DogThinksParadeAllHim.jpg (1024x681, 146K)

I wonder how many awards Captain Marvel will "win" next year. Best costume design for sure.

>She spent her entire movie in her photon-weave jumpsuit, user.
imagine the smell

No, she's a "Sneed".

>have sex incel

Attached: 1539693109542.jpg (814x960, 75K)

captain mary-sue

Ok the white ones can keep their suffrage

>main villain is a white guy, an Asian girl, and two maybe gay guys
>main protagonists are a black/white gay couple, a black man, some refugees who dindu nuffin, and the world’s deepest pussy

Really culturally enriches my brain, thank you Jewish media overlords

Attached: B3934790-B1EA-442F-84A2-403D49A45DCA.jpg (480x360, 17K)

>seething incel calling others NPCs

Attached: 9693681677257477823273.jpg (320x334, 17K)

Only ugly women deserve respect
And Asian women. Because both male actually good wives

After the shitshow of Captain Marvel, Disney no doubt is trying to downplay Captain Marvel's role in everything. We'll have to wait to see though if they went as far as to edit the script to diminish her role.
I walked out of the theater once at the end she went from Mary Sue level 100 to Mary Sue level 1000.

YAAS QUEEN SLAY

>that
>buff

Attached: 1519076842450.jpg (1280x720, 171K)

Get the hell outta here back to resetera.

Attached: Geth the fuck out!.jpg (791x1024, 181K)

9/10 carefully crafted

normies have really low standards for buff rofl

I knew a Karen. She was very loving and sweet.
One time she held my head in her lap and fed me sips of Pedialyte while I sobered up to drive her home.

She literally looks like your average thot. It's ridiculous.

Thor washing himself randomly between scenes too, probably in Thor 2 since I don't even want to look for the actual scene in that train-wreck.

None of you replied to my fucking thread go reply to it right fucking now

Attached: 1543141669891.png (806x942, 109K)

It basically does a bunch of useful stuff for her missions so she never took it off in the movie (just put long clothing on top of it).
But now that she can breathe in space and basically do anything she wants, it's just some durable stuff that doesn't get torn apart every time she has a fight.

Why is the movie called Captain Marvel when Captain Mar-vell is already dead before it even starts

Should be called Two Sluts, a Pussy, and the Big Black One-Eyed Monster

I honestly have no idea, she wasn't even called Captain Marvel once during the movie

Was Carol even a captain? I thought it said women couldn’t be part of the military

Attached: 3244.jpg (922x814, 175K)

I thought the letters were too sharp so I decreased the size then increased it again

Attached: shitty brie pic.jpg (922x814, 145K)

Is no one going to mention the 9gag watermark?

NPC meme is just lame
It's like people who still say onions. That shit is old

She's really not though. Above average at best.

oh i get it, we're playing bizarro Yea Forums

How did 9gag afford that kind of product placement?

She looks like a complete joke to thor here, also are those really the arms of a woman who's been supposedly training nonstop?

Attached: fung.png (317x478, 216K)

You are sexist

This Karen stereotype is actually extremely fucking truthful somehow
My Mom's best friend is named Karen and she's a bitch who acts exactly like these memes
What about that name makes people be vapid whores?

>4 hours a day

Ahahahahaahahaha

*Captain Marvel lookin like she finna bout to ask for this cracka's manager emoji emoji

The hard K makes people think of them as more aggressive which becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy

Yeah its BS shes literally a HAM

Strange ain't buff in the least. There's real injustice in the fact that we could have had Cap pulling down a copter shirtless but the Russos said no to Evans on that.

She is so unattractive and smug. How could anyone let alone women look at that and go "YES!! FINALLY FOR US!! BRAVE" Itd be like if they made all the characters in black panther ghetto stereotypes and black people said yes finally brave.

just leave it as "Why she look like she bout to ask for my nigga Thor's manager" and it'll be perfect

submit to /r/blacktwitter or whatever it is for maximum successhekels

Thats the one thing nobody ia talking about. Ms Marvel is originally a black women. Nobody brings it up because black people dont watch marvel films. And no black people didnt go see black panther like msm led you to believe 98% of its audience was "woke single white moms and onions boys. I worked in a warehouse that was predominately black they HATE comic book films and star wars. They see it as a white thing. Not even joking.

>even the toy figure is smug and uncharasmatic

Brie is autistic right? Like she has to have legit autism.

She "won" that oscar just like j law "won" hers. She did whatever big harv asked sexually.

>when captian marvel tells thor to quit mansplaining to her

Why did she need a translator on Earth? Shouldn't she have already known English?

Attached: 17.png (284x991, 301K)

Most women in the 18-35 range are unattractive yet bitchy and completely full of themselves because they're "woke". Why wouldn't they love her?

>9gag
>capeshit

WHY TF DOES CAPTAIN MARVEL LOOK LIKE SHE ASK FOR MY NIGGA THOR'S MANAGER LMAOO

Because even they see through the fake pandering

Attached: 1551834841098.jpg (1258x1492, 615K)

FRUMPY ASS WHITE BITCHES BE LIKE

She won it by acting really well in a beautiful film. Stop bandwagoning so much, you haven't even watched Room.

Why is she so cucked bros?

How much do they pay you just curious

Attached: 1513452237204.png (536x221, 265K)

I fucking hate Brie and Disney, but Room's an excellent film. Learn to separate the person from the artist.

The villains were boring, the main character learned nothing about controlling her emotions (if anything, she learned to be more emotional because she started beating people when she got angry and used her powers like crazy), the Skrull are horribly mischaracterized, and the movie’s title is inaccurate.
But it’s ok because Captain Marvel (who should be called Ex-Test-Pilot Danvers, Captain Marvel is a different character) acts in a way that panders to third wave feminists

THE KID ACTED CIRCLES AROUND HER

BRIE IS A SHITTER FROM HEAD TO TOE

>Is she a "Karen"?

She's honestly the ultimate Karen.

Shitposting is an art, thank you user

>I hate brie Larson
>but let me tell you how great she is as a human being

Attached: 1550950492952.gif (500x301, 410K)

The same movie where the kid was a better actor than her? That movie?

This photo is K I N O.

Attached: 2016 in one image.jpg (5121x3377, 1.84M)

Seething NPC basedboy

Underrated

Waaaaaamen...

What does "woke" even mean?

Ultra bluepilled

based nigger patricians

They read malcolm x's autobiography and took gender studies 101 and now have the world figured out.

Im serious though it was a huge redpill i assumed black people loved star wars and marvel. NOPE. They hate it. Because (and its true) thats some white people shit.

>that tweet thread
>caring that deeply about corporate products and intellectualising their meaning

SHE PUSHED A CAR user

no it was banned because POC vagina isnt necessarily pink, thus the hat was racist by default.

Based black woman instigating infighting within the group.

lmao why do you guys hate women so much?

The black and brown people I know love anime and action films like Fast & Furious. Horror movies too.

>one actor was better than another
>this means the lesser actor is SHIT!

>literally the complete opposite of what was said

you're just supposed to save it as a low quality jpeg

cuz we can't get laid, duh

> Bish finna slaw on this nigga Thor on some real shit

fuck off lady

>Ma'am, I am the most senior employee here.

Attached: 1541634118884.png (700x740, 328K)

is social engineering really that simple?

The only way Endgame can be decent is if she fucks everything up and learns that maybe, just maybe, she isn't the center of the universe.

Why didn't the kid win an Oscar then? Could it be because the Academy is about whose dick gets sucked and not that is on screen?

Brie's "career" is the same as other actresses people call out like Paltrow and Lawrence.

It is on women.

racist against white people

$.02 per post

>What does "woke" even mean?
C R I N G E

Go outside, you fucking shut in.

>this means the lesser actor is SHIT!
if the other actor is a child, then yes it does

Room wasn't a Weinstein company picture. Weinsteins horse that year was Cate Blanchett and she lost.

Do you know of a single LaQueesha who is gentle and intelligent?

why is that

Attached: escort for hire.gif (268x200, 2.76M)

personally, i dont like how emotional and irrational they are as a default setting.
i wouldnt say i hate women though. i dislike some individual women but i dont really hate any group as a singular monolithic entity because that's how dumb people see the world.

I hope Thor dicks here down and turns her from a Feminist bitch into a conservative Trad wife
Imagine how powerful their aryan children would be

>stops panning before getting to the feet
kek

the action figure shows more range than brie does

>t. 24/7 homebound footfag

white women have it so good in life, why are they always complaining?

i have no clue what any of that means besides t.

but they're all pink on the inside

Because it's no longer acceptable to give them little slaps when they act like the spoiled children they are.

because theyve been told about the virtues of being an oppressed victim their whole lives and know how good they have it, so they have to try to claim victimhood in order to get brownie points on social media. and if they really cant fabricate a case for themselves as being oppressed, they get offended on other peoples behalf in a desperate attempt to get ally points, which are the second best commodity to these people.

>I merely smiled

powerful imagery

Attached: _105264941_c51a45cd-7826-4792-b1dc-d6d76eb02cc9.jpg (660x371, 38K)

Gillan !?

Attached: 7C01334D-F90D-44ED-9703-7105363B91FE.gif (220x220, 96K)

I'm already cringing at this scene. Thor is obviously 'mansplaining' and Captain Marvel will show him how wrong he was to disrespect women. Damnit why'd they have to put this bitch in the avengers? She could have just had her own movie and not ruined anything else. I am not even a big fan of these movies but her presence is going to make it unbearable.

I hope Thor rapes her arsehole with Stormbreaker

You holding up, white male?

I'm tired of winning...

Attached: Captain Marvel close and personal.jpg (490x482, 275K)

Akshully lads she gets BTFO by Thanos real quick
she comes in and says let's fight Thanos, they take her to him, he beats the shit out of her like he did to the Hulk in Infinity War and then they leave her and work on going back in time.

She literally can't even be drawn with a smile. She has omnipresent bitch face.

lmao since when does "not fat" equal "buff"

best post

i thought it was a meme from goodfellas

That movie isn’t good.

God I want her to stick her rotten toe into my mouth and make me suck it while she tells me I'm a racist white man.

Attached: 3463.jpg (160x160, 10K)

fuck off brie

>closed fists
lmao. Look out guys, this girl so tough and not gonna take shit from nobody

t. ham planet

Its fucking surreal that captain marvel has come from nowhere and is now being pushed as the mcu savior

HOMELY lookin bitch, very sad folks. many such cases!

>tfw no She Hulk

Give me a REAL strong woman marvel.
I want to clean every inch of She-Hulk’s sweaty green body with my tongue after hours of intense pelvis crushing sex
Holy fucking shit I want to impregnate that green womb so fucking bad you have no idea

have sex

>we still want the horny manpig audience as well"?

But you do not want equality?

Attached: 1541720025452.png (1235x1075, 1.29M)

>Give me a REAL strong woman marvel.
>by that I mean a sexy woman that I want to fuck

>thors smug face
I love that man

This is awful scene, Larson don't seem threatening
Speaking of blondes, I always thought of Valkyrie looking at Thor like that and she was about the same height as him

Just the opposite
We want THICC actresses and sympathies with the audience as in the past.
We want actresses who look like comic characters
As Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
Is it too much to ask?

Attached: 1538203391021.jpg (2076x1100, 634K)

Whats a "Karen"? and what are some other name/personality matchups?

Yes you faggot
I am a man who likes healthy women. I don’t support the growing obesity problem

Even the figure looks like a cunt

Lose the “does” and the apostrophe-s after “Thor” and this would be accurate

>She spent her entire movie in her photon-weave jumpsuit
At least watch a cam rip to lie better

Does she pick up Thor's hammer?

When I'm rich I'm gonna buy Thor's hot toys figure from Infinity War.

Gal Gadot looks like a malnourished rat
compare her to that hottie Nathalie Emmanuel
fuggg

>Dlx Sideshow for something she barely wore in the movie and then got replaced for Endgame
kek

No but she picks up my dick which is just as heavy

incel will watch this movie with hi res torrent is released and cry alone into his bowl of chex which his mommy prepared for him

This a million goddamn times. The only part that might be not pink is the labia majora (skin color) and the labia menora(absolutely fucking random). The interesting parts are always pink or directly attached to something pink.
Gaping wounds destined to ooze pus for the rest of their existance are only related to female genitalia by delusion or simple association: doors can be vaginas if you have enough imagination.

cringe
let me guess: youre a virgin living in your mom's basement

That black woman is fucking based

excellent bait desu

Please, tell me exactly what it is that you find either laughable and/or unbelievable in my post, you bot.

based

In other words, yeah.

Not the right hair type you faggot fuck

one day he will "have sex"

Attached: 1363303580822 (1).jpg (300x300, 37K)

finally getting the truth out

No, this is a Karen.

Attached: managerhaircutt.jpg (666x375, 44K)

I'm hoping SNL does a parody of this scene. It's a goldmine

Why is the grammar at the top all smooshed together? I this is why America wont truly be great again because people can’t into English.

how did mar vell get the tesseract from howard

That face induces sleep...

she actually looks more attractive than usual in that pic

Karen is an old-fashioned name, they're either old enough or otherwise grew up in a traditional enough household (possibly born to parents who conceived late) to be raised with expectations of being "treated like ladies" while still being young enough to have third-wave feminism turn them crass, entitled cunts. It's the worst combination, late 20s to early 30s women are honestly more insufferable than late millennials and straight-up zoomers.

she looks more like a melanie or a brigitte

>whole page is in english
>2 titles for no reason
>the hebrew title is broken grammer
Back to /pol/ sweetie

more like a jacqueline

I like this pic

This is hilarious

What the fuck? I didn't say onions I said onions.

>It's another wh*te woman with bitch face

Is karen a bitch? If so, yes.

to live as a woman is to live on the defense

It's like the leftist version of redpilled

She will have access to a time machine.

God Chris Hemsworth is so fucking cute. Best Thor, best Avenger, best powerhouse, best everything.

When Thor showed up on the battlefield in Wakanda my theater exploded with cheering. Everyone knows when he showed up the enemy was gonna get his ass kicked. Too bad he didn't aim for the head.

seething

hmm... um
thats kinda gay

HAHA