The history of women can end here.
/ALITA/
Previous thread:
BETTER FINISH HIM BEFORE WITH DOOOOOOOOOOOO~
IT’S HUNTER’S LAW
A steel fist full of tears
Imagine shilling for this webm
omg that floof!
i can't take it
URM cyborg bodies, that's where it's at. They just don't make them like that anymore.
VIOLATION
Hunter-warrior Zapan. Interfering with a hunter-warrior's enjoyment of a film is a violation of Factory law and the Hunter's Codde
It's not the end of women but you can see it from here
YOU'RE SO SURE
BECAUSE HE TOLD YOUUUUUUU
Some of the early concept art left the floof intact.
>How does it feel to walk on the street holding Alita's hand while she smiles at you? Interlinked
I swear you have asked this same question in a million different threads. Why the fuck are you so obsessed with Figure Shit?
:(
Why did you screw up the thread? Is it that hard to make a new thread?
Alita is the best cyborg wai-
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my face...my face! MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Alita is the best cyborg daughter
FUCK YOUR TROLLING OP
NEXT /ALITA/
NEXT /ALITA/
NEXT /ALITA/
NEXT /ALITA/
Well Rosa's Alita is way better than the Scarjo's Motoko at least.
wrong picture mate
We don't need two threads, we got the backlink in the second post it's fine.
What a chad
That's an android, not a cyborg
Real thread here
The OP of this thread is a fag
no difference
She’s a cyborg
Sexiest death scene ever
>tfw starting the next /alita/ thread
STOP BUMPING THIS FAGGOT OP TROLL THREAD AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE
NEXT /ALITA/
NEXT /ALITA
NEXT /ALITA/
Cold, heavy, metallic
Real thread here
Seems right
Why so buttmad? I made the thread first, meatboy.
Get fucked shill
Rodriguez retweeting BO numbers
I take it as a good sign
sequel inc
It will cross 390 next week
>getting called a shill a thousand times in two hundred alita threads
wait who said it was already 400
How it's doesn't have any screenings? At least in my area.
because the mouse said so
it's from March 11, although he tweeted this recently
it's probably getting near 400 but not yet
Foreign
He needs to retweet /alita/ OC
Move to real thread
I don't need your permission to start /ALITA/ threads.
That thread came after this one retard, look at the IDS
Plenty of time left for people to see it again. I’ll see it a couple more times!
>Dear Kek, please smile upon fate and grant us the positive influence of your will by letting your daughter Alita star in one or two sequels to the best film to come out in theaters in a long time. Amen.
ALL THE ROASTIES AND POO SHILLS HAVE FUCKING ABANDONED THE BOARD
THANK YOU BASED MUZZIE REMOVER
THE SHILLS AND ROASTIES NO LONRGER WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH A KNOWN TERRORIST HAVEN
THESE ARE THE CLEANEST THE THREADS I HAVE SEEN IN ANLONG GODDAMN TIME
BASED FUCKING KEBAB REMOVER
THE DAY OF THE YEAST HAS ARRIVED
MENOPAUSE IS NOW
TIMES UP
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GALLYBOT GFS FOR EVERYONE
FOREVER
THIS IS FAGGOT ASS TROLL THREAD YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT
REAL /ALITA/ HERE
What makes it a troll thread? I've seen Alita 12 times.
Oh my god, is that Jazz's grandma in her younger days?
Trying new chocolate today. What are some of your favs?
>March is Women's History Month
them rookie numbers
I'm hesitant about seeing it a 13th time, seems unlucky. Can't I just skip it and see it a 14th time?
This or ChocZero.
bring your gf with you on your 13th time so it counts as two
That's a GREAT idea.
cute cyborg
>2 /ALITA/ at once
I'm strangely ok with this.
Better pic
also it will still make money in blu ray and streaming sales
Try something with 90% cocoa. It'll taste bitter at first but it will bring a smile to your face.
Does that mean it’s unsweetened? 90% isn’t fooling around.
Why would you want it to be sweetened?
so dual threads? which one will count as the numbered one? Or both?
I will literally buy every version. I'll even import foreign versions and memorize the lines in foreign languages.
If both reach 100 poststhey’re officially a new thread
I see your point.
That’s what the oranges are for.
Don't really have a favorite but coconut makes everything better.
I'm the same way about almonds, but that chocolate bar has got to be thicc.
>coconut
>coconut
Hey Yea Forums I need your help
I accidentally the whole Alita
What should I do... Is this dangerous?
Try mixing some 90% cocoa chocolate, chipped, in vanilla ice cream.
>not intentionally the whole Alita
No your wounds will be healed
May the guiding light of the movie screen shine upon you
It still got stuck haha
Haven't seen this one yet. Is it from a Chinese promo?
Yeah
looks great!
she cute even when she isn't
it's true
super cute
I could watch this movie at 1FPS
My ancestor
Looking a titty bit nipply in here
>48 hours of Alita
do you think the URM berserker body shown in the movie can produce a human relatable vagina for Hugo to fuck? Or is she perpetually just like a barbie doll for all time down there?
Can you imagine living in a mansion where you have a life-size berserker Alita statue guarding the main entrance and maybe a life-size Alita statue in her pj's guarding the master bed room and you bring Rosa home from a date and she doesn't even find it creepy in fact she's excited by it because she loves Alita as much as you do even more haha who would think about that
those feet look yummy
>top ten things that are close to heaven on earth
This thread got real comfy.
How hard is she there if her nipple is showing through the bra? Is that even possible?
It's the real thread
>tfw the eyes don't even look weird to me anymore
CUTE
For me, “normal” eyes look weird
I need to see them in IMAX again.
I still haven't seen any movie in IMAX, and most likely missed out on ABA. I'll go if my local IMAX cinema shows her again.
Is the manga good?
It's great, you should read it.
Goodness yes.
/alitabrain/ general
Let me tell you bout the good old days, back before /alita/ generals, when we’d see a thread about alita here, another one there. Shit was crazy man.
>An /alita/ thread is just a shell.
>It's not bad or good.
>That part's up to (you).
MOVE
you mean like this?
i said fuck off
Did anyone else feel bad for the centurion in this scene? It was just walking down the street and it asked nicely for people to step aside. It's big and clunky and it can't really coordinate its feet well. Then Alita brings up her fist getting ready to hit it!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME NOVA
i do.
i think there was a manga by kishiro about a guy's experience being recluted as something like centurions , but i don't seem to find it.
maybe i'll ask manga autist next time he joins the thread
Gonna post normie memes
haven't shown my powerlevel considering no one I know wanted to see it
>can you reply to the question about that manga story please?
what question?
So now that this bombed, what happens
BRRAAAAAAPPP
Normalfags truly are the worst, huh.
cool it with the imgur memes
>haven't shown my powerlevel
It's probably pretty low.
>implying that isn't where these people are from
what is this story from? i remember the dude talking about being transferred in a military bot and can't feel his body
That one doesn't even make sense. She could easily take on that fag in the doll body or motorball body.
please stop
i fucked up the replies but i hope you get the idea
STOP THAT, PLEASE
no one knows what you're talking about. You've expressed yourself so poorly that the question you're asking barely looks like english.
Today a man in New Zealand did not stand by in the presence of evil. What about YOU /ALITA/? When will you stand up?
I'm one of the posters he replied to and I have no idea what he's asking
Every day when I come home from work I boot up my PC and browse /alita/ general. Who else is seeing Alita again this weekend? I'm going either tonight or tomorrow.
He's referring to this
Yeah he didn't stand by in the presence of evil but this isn't the time or the place for that topic.
I'm going Monday, finally seeing her in 3D. I'm hyped. Would've seen her today but the showing ends past midnight and I've got work that needs to be done.
kek I heard on the radio on the way to work about a church shooting and I felt horrible then they mentioned it was a Mosque and it made my day.
There are normie memes and then there are ghetto memes.
They're not easy to separate, like normie music and ghetto music.
Based
>no one knows what you're talking about. You've expressed yourself so poorly that the question you're asking barely looks like english.
>unironically saying "normie"
good enough to spam about incessantly in every single thread
english is not my main language sorry
seriously can you fucking alitaniggers stop already
one is more than enough and the movie has been out of over a month
Out of the three you posted this one has the earliest timestamp so kindly direct your comments to the other threads
hahaha, good one.
I only say it here.
It doesn't make sense to say it in the company of normies.
Lol asian Hugo
People who use the term are failed normalfags too afraid to use >bad words.
>asian Hugo
What word is more accurate for those who cluster around the average level of human intelligence generally considered undesirable by those with superior ambition?
/alita/ has given Yea Forums is best OC in years. She's even healing this board. There's nothing she can't do.
fuck nazis
I actually kinda like this one.
I think that's all
K, actually chuckled a bit at this one. Rest are cringe though
>I think that's all
Thank God, that was like being asked to take out a day's worth of detritus from McDonald's. Need to wash up now.
OK NOW THIS IS REALLY THE LAST ONE
this low effort meme-ing needs to stop, its just cancer
why would you post literally any of that?
>here's your Bionicle bro
shitposting
And I thought we had shitty memes. This is worse than Yea Forumseddit level memes. It's Facebook tier.
Real thread here
>It's Facebook tier.
They actually are
This is a shill thread, its OP posting cringe meme to derail Alita threads, see real /ALITA/ thread here
REMINDER 1 - ALITA: FALLEN ANGEL WILL FEATURE ZAPAN'S FALL
REMINDER 2 - ALITA: AVENGING ANGEL WILL FEATURE AN ORCHESTRAL REMAKE OF GALLY'S THEME
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
STOP
Pretty sure they are actual Facebook. Don't their image files have a long series of numbers punctuated by an underscore and end in "n" or something IIRC? It's been about 10 years since I've been on it.
>111471606
>being this autistic
Will for sure, or you want it? Of course it's gonna feature Berserker Zapan, it's pretty important for everything that follows. I don't think I want an orchestral version of this, though, it fits better to a calm moment, like waking up in the white room after defeating Zapan. youtu.be
OP here. No. My timestamp was ahead of yours and you sperged out and tried flooding this thread.
You are the reason people dislike generals. Now aren't you proud?
So which is the REAL /ALITA/ and what does this mean for the general count? Have we really fallen prey to a civil war and schism?
Just don't make a new thread until both current threads have reached bump limit.
I love her too much
>You are the reason people dislike generals
You are as well. The only people who like generals are outsiders with no business on this site. People who don't like anything about this site.
How many years will it take me to be able to draw like this?
We stopped counting generals a while ago. There's no schism, there's just one user who sperg'ed at someone else who made a new thread without linking to the old one. He spammed and flooded and really spazzed out. It was embarrassing. Some people even Alita can't heal.
>Be discarded for nearly 300 years
>Wind up neatly on top of garbage heap for Doc to find
the scrapper economy didn't pop up for a century or two after she was cast into the junkheap.
I like non-hierarchical threading, anonymity, anime, and even you when you're not being a shit-for-brains.
There was construction equipment moving the piles around.
When this thread hits bump limit, please just migrate to the other thread and wait for another general there, we don't need two threads going at once. Love you guys.
>Some people even Alita can't heal.
When is Cameron going to comment on the response (box office and fan) to Alita? I hope he sticks it to the haters and announces a sequel ASAP.
In fact, I bet he will...within the next couple months.
>he thinks there's any chance of a sequel
you need to shed yourself of this asap. the longer you hold the delusion the harder the crash when it breaks.
pffffffffffffffft
Film is less than 80K short of 80M Domestic.
I think it will reach 82 by its entire run
Who says she's been there for the whole time?
based and alita-pilled
If Cameron still loves it, he’ll make it happen. It’s a fact that Alita will at least break even once ancillaries (Blu-Ray, streaming, digital download, etc) are taken into account.
I just don’t see Cameron not making a sequel if Alita comes out with even just a tiny profit...which it absolutely will at this point.
Namefags and spergs please go on ahead.
You can have each other.
You don't give what you love to a lazy mexican.
Alita already broke even when it passed $350M, its even more profitable than the average movie because it was done in Robert Rodriguez's studio with James Cameron's production company so the only money that doesn't go back to them just goes to Fox for distribution
Rodriguez is used to writing, directing, operating the camera, doing the lighting, composing and playing the music for the soundtrack, editing... this is the first movie where he hasn't done everything himself. Even with a composer he still wrote five songs for the movie. He even made the chocolate that Alita eats.
Literally nothing about the 350m "break even" number makes sense. It would mean the production budget is wrong, they spent zero on marketing, and/or got more from foreign markets than any film in history.
This movie is the very opposite of a cash-grab, so money won't be the only metric by which they judge its success.
How satisfying was to make? How much did people like it? These things are not measured with money.
so rodriguez isn't being lazy here because he's usually lazy in more aspects of production.
All of those might be true, considering how little marketing was done. Why go against what the insiders say? Do you work at Fox?
>How much did people like it?
that is literally always measured in money.
>Why go against what the insiders say?
Because the quote is not factually sound in any capacity.
Emoji Movie was great. People loved it.
Money doesn't measure the people who didn't see it.
screenrant.com
variety.com
Both sites say $350-400M to break even. $150M production budget plus $200M for marketing sounds fine to me. There wasn't as much advertising as a Marvel movie and they got like $20M back from Texas for shooting it there.
Apparently James Cameron is kind of pissed that the media outlets are making it seem like it's not profitable because it's getting compared to all these other movies that are doing Hollywood accounting where they act like they didn't make that much money, when actually it's doing pretty well.
>Apparently James Cameron is kind of pissed that the media outlets are making it seem like it's not profitable because it's getting compared to all these other movies that are doing Hollywood accounting where they act like they didn't make that much money, when actually it's doing pretty well.
Source
Studio doesn't get 100% of box office though.
You're going to have to explain what you mean by 'lazy' then
watch movies
makebabi.es
Someone else posted that on an earlier thread and I've been following these since #20ish so it'll be hard to find but I'll give it a shot
>$200M for marketing
There is no way the spent even $100M on marketing for this.
They say they're happy to make Alita movies until Rosa is 80, but can you imagine? By that time Rosa might have an actual cyborg body.
Agreed...that’s why I’m feeling in my bones that we’ll get a sequel confirmation soon.
If the trailers hadn’t sucked ass, Alita would be at $550m plus worldwide at this point. Instead they highlighted the most generic action shots and lines of dialogue.
They could very easily make a sequel with just as good production value for about $120m. Add the fact that Fox/Lightstorm amortized a bunch of the expenses that went into the production of the vfx pipeline, and also the fact that they combined the pool of Avatar/Alita expenses into one pool for accounting purposes, and that explains why the break even for them is really only $375m or so.
But all of that is secondary to the fact that Cameron, Rodriguez, and Landau love the IP and want to make more movies.
It’s gonna happen for sure...the only question is when, and with what budget.
Only the cameronfag audience was willing to swallow their uncanny valley revulsion to go see the movie.
it's ironic that you're too lazy to assert your own opinion
what does that blog have to do with anything
I was one of those who knew about Alita but hadn't read it yet - so that's what interested me about it. I didn't really care for Avatar etc.
I didn't catch the uncanny trailers - I only saw the ones after they fucked the haters and made the eyes bigger
well considering he made the only two movies that grossed over two billion dollars, it's actually a lot fewer people than that who watched the movie
Making that a meme is really just giving away how little you know/understand about movies. Uncanny valley is when things are too close to real, but not quite there. so moving away from realism lessens it. It's the standard move.
Nah I disliked Cameron after Titantic. Never even saw Avatar. I was laughing along with everyone else at the early pictures of Alita with her eyes.
Then the bonglanders came back and made threads about how good it was. I love anime and felt nostalgic for the Battle Angel OVA so I gave it a chance and now I've seen Alita 12 times.
>state the self-evident
>well i don't know what you're talking about so therefore you're wrong
>he's literally admitting that he got memed into watching alita by paid shills
yep, that's it for me today
Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Can that be it from you forever?
None of us are shills, and definitely none of us are getting paid to fart around on Yea Forums. We just all genuinely like the movie.
I'm meming it because it's funny and a real second-hand quote from Cameron.
I know a bit about the uncanny valley, and that the reason that Alita works so well is that they made her LOOK less human, but make her MOVE more like a human. What we recognize about a human has a lot to do with movement.
In order to make anime real you have to not go halfway.
>make babies
>have sex
No I have no idea what you're talking about because you're not explaining your reasoning at all. I gave you some examples of all the different jobs he does on his movies but if that's not enough then you're going to have to explain why you disagree.
k so I was rewatching br2049 yesterday and this scene jumped out at me.
>Because we never lie
But then she says
>I'm going to tell Mr. Wallace you tried to shoot me first. So I had to kill you.
So.. replicants can lie. She acts like it's an unknown thing though
Right I think she said it to terrify her in her last moments to give up K's whereabouts.
K and Luv's replicant model is obedient. They cannot lie to their masters. K was implanted with unauthorized memories giving him a defective "real human" response of self-determination, behavior which Luv lacks.
oh this one is really sweet
Real /ALITA/ thread here:
Who implanted K's memories though
This one's real too.
Stelline.
Kino Response
It was her memory for sure. Guess she was just super lazy and dumped real memories into hundreds of contracts with fake memories for Wallace. Still think there's more to it though.
>2 alita threads
what am I to do with all these memes?
People who say they cringed at Alita's speech in the bar probably don't realize that the manga wasn't much better.
Cyborg is robot + organic matter. Android is inorganic matter made to replicate life. But yeah the androids in dbz were cyborgs.
Infinite if you never start trying.
best one is the Italian with ANGELLO DELLA BATTAGLIA
It's a great scene. The speech is cringe and we're not supposed to take it as anything but cringe.
Dark Chocolate and Olive Garden mint chocolate
Rumor on the street is, there's some people itt that aren't eating a balanced diet. You gotta eat big to get big C'MON.
>ANGELLO DELLA BATTAGLIA
post it please!
Gotta eat big to BLOATMAXX
the french one is kino
"behind an angel hides a warrior"
>This guy became the father of Alita's child
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hate that in Latin America they changed the name of the film into "Battle Angel: La última Guerrera (The last Warrior)"
You still need proper nourishment for your brain
NEXT THREAD
NEXT THREAD
Bloatlord mogged all ya jabronies
A strong baby boy
OKAAAAAY
Image limit reached.
It was nice to have a thread without namefags. Thanks, anons.
tits too big
eyes too small
>we are reaching bump limit
YEAH
Sequel when
like im escorting a talking vacuum cleaner
psst
An Alita thread without spergs and namefags
Probably never, it didn't do well in theaters.