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Why so many napkins?

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fuck this is actually great

lmao

Manifesto status: unpublished.

The guy is rich, old, and retired. I'd be doing the exact same thing I'd I were him, eat all the food I want while watching sports. He's living the American dream.

Of all the things to eat.

>Genetics

Isn't it more the stress free life of being rich and having access to the best healthcare?

is he /ourguy/?

is that badger from breaking bad

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This guy fucked Kubrick's 14 year old daughter

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should i start wearing all black?

kek, imagine the guy who has to go and tell Jack Nicholson, dude you can't spill chilli all over the field

>CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

Is everyone ignoring the "the onion" on the top on purpose?

Zoomers don't know about the onion, user.

i was waiting for the first
>guys its fake!!!
reply. faggot

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but its literally from the fucking Onion

Yeah and listen to the black dahlia murder too.

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That might have made my day here

Thank you for this

>freedom fries
>no catchup
fucking disgusting.

I would too

>eating fries with anything but mayo

What is wrong with people?

Underrated

do people really eat fries with mayo sauce?

Thank you for this

Why does Jack's kid look like Leo?

This is inspiring as fuck, I want to be that based when I'm old

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Trust me, you don't want to eat fries with American mayo

Belgians do. But their mayonnaise is a pretty far cry from what Americans use

INTERDASTING

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Erik Estrada lookin' good!

Jack looks like Leo

Fries should be eaten with no sauce. They're already perfect.

Based Nicholson doesn't give a shit

It is delicia but will turn you into a fatass very soon i know this from experience

Patrician taste

>binoculars when you’re sitting courtside
why?

this fucker has it made, one of the most acclaimed and popular actors of his generation, a household name in the US and probably elsewhere around the world, wealthy, banged a shitton of women in his day, now he gets to eat unhealthy food courtside at Lakers games (those tickets are at least $500 each) at every fucking game for the rest of his life
the envy is unreal, bros

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Yes, life isn't fair. Look at Ozzy, still alive and kicking despite years of drug and alcohol abuse and he even broke his neck. Dio didn't smoke, didn't drink or do drugs died from ass cancer.

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watch the game through them backwards and it's like an authentic experience from the very back of the stadium

>newfags not able to immediately recognize an obvious shoop
Fucking retards

who gives a shit about niggerball

>ywn be this based
fucking hell, lads

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>(those tickets are at least $500 each)
>In 1975 a courtside seat cost $15 per game - 41 home games per year on average, that’s just $615 for the year - let’s assume parking and concession perks thrown in and figure the season ticket coat around $800 per year in 1975. (that’s roughly equivalent to $3700 in today’s value when adjusting for inflation)

>Nicholson has owned his seats for 43 years continuously -
So $800 per seat, 2 seats in 1975 -
>Year 1 cost $1600
>Year 43 cost $232,000

>The difference in cost between year 1 and year 43 is 230,400 dollars.
average that out over the 43 year lifespan of ownership you get an average rate of increase of roughly: $5358 per year for the total cost of 2 tickets
GRANTED - cost of the tickets definitely does not follow a consistent average cost every year - so again this is just a grossly simplified estimate.

>Staring at $1600, and increasing by $5358 on average every year gets us to a cost of $232000 in 2018.

>If you plug all those numbers in, and add up the sum of the cost for every year using this estimation method, you come to a total cost to Jack Nicholson of…

$5,139,200.00 USD TOTAL over the course of 43 years for 2 courtside seats at 41 home games at Staples per year

youtube.com/watch?v=CRhDU4Epn8c

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>This is inspiring as fuck, I want to be that based when I'm old
If you're not based by late 30s you'll never be. So there is still time.

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Jack is, and always has been, based af

#Goals

That's chump change for someone like Nicholson

Nicholson definitely didn't have a stress-less life, dude grew up in a very fucked household

How the hell do people lose neck fat anyway? Localized lipo?

I know. He made like 60 million for Batman alone.

JUST

Fat joker

Didn't his mom get pregnant at a young age so his grandparents told him she was his sister? Besides that what else was fucked up about his childhood?

Please stop posting my pics

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He reminds me of an orangutan. The thing with orangutan males is that they look just like the women in their youth, but as they age they continue to grow bigger, fatter, hairier, even growing bloated cheeks and a gigantic double chin to advertise their manliness. The oldest, fattest, hairiest orangutan is the alpha in the jungle. This is what I think of when I see this dude, rich, famous, achieved every goal in life, can get all the pussy he could ever want... And clearly he doesn't give a shit about being a disgusting fatfuck gorging on greasy junk food in public.

It looks physically painful to be him

You literally described me.

Besides the rich, famous, achieving every goal and unlimited pussy part.

Every time.

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this image is powerful

this is what she looks like now

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Don't you have some Congolese to disarm?

Like, take away guns or lop off limbs? I'm down for both desu.

Yes

I literally lold loudly out loud

he's the perfect baron harkonnen now
restart production on Dune NOW

>those fingernails

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Quick, someone make a stupid meme of this with fat nickolas

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>being an unironic nailet

Yup, and he never knew until his mom and grandparents had died. A reporter told him.

He's done it, lads. He's become like his best friend Marlon Brando. Achieved fame and is the best there is, and now he can just stop giving a fuck and eat anything he wants doing whatever he feels like doing.
Wonder who is throwing Burger King Whoppers over his fence to help him cheat on his diet like he did for his old buddy?

least clean your nails
just growing them is lazy

fucking kek, that made my day

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>Didn't his mom get pregnant at a young age so his grandparents told him she was his sister?
that's straight out of the Venture Bros holy shit

The 2019 Lakers will drive him to his grave

Leo and Christian Slater are both Jack's bastards.

>ywn be a gluttonous bon vivant Jack Nicholson
jdimsa

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Literally Ted Bundy's childhood. Is /ourguy/ a serial killer?

So you're just a fat retard

That's what they call "Coke nails"

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This you?
youtube.com/watch?v=Cbdi3mhr8u4

Her biggest hit since hitting the wall

very nice

i thought he was one of those celebs that randomly died to drugs

If I were a Lakers fan I'd be eating myself to death after this season too lol fuck the lakers

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Nailed it

eat the fucking rich

Watch the video in the post
He doesn't give a shit anymore.

HEY WAGIE, WAGIE OVER THERE
WAGIE WAGIE WITH THAT STARE
WAGIE WAGIE, HE WHO CRIES
WAGIE WAGIE FEED ME FRIES

that was when Kobe was on his way out and the rest of the roster was dogshit
now LeBron is on his way out and the rest of the roster is... dogshit

>hot dog and fries
>wiener with bread and fried bread sticks
Why are Americans so obsessed with carbs?

>HOW MANY OSCARS DO YOU HAVE, FAGGOT

>Why are Americans so obsessed with carbs?
OH BEE ESS EE ESS ESS EE DEE
also that's a burger you fucking retard
>the absolute state of this yurotard

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holy shit he's literally us

>fried bread sticks
>fries
They're made from potatoes you absolute mong

>that video
Although the bread and fries individually looked delicious, why the fuck would you make a sandwich out of it? At least add something else to it.

>WAGIE WAGIE FEED ME FRIES
>IF YOU DON'T I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT
>WAGIE WAGIE CLEAN MY SHIT
>IF YOU DON'T I'LL PITCH A FIT
>WAGIE WAGIE DRY YOUR EYES
> THOSE TEARS ARE FALLING ON MY FRIES

Windswept

Potatoes are bread. All complex carbs are bread, dumbfuck.

>eating like a pig and watching someone else play sports
>American dream
yup, checks out.

mine too

>81 year old retired movie star
Yeah... Totally just like us...

Imagine being this retartrd

Dammit, what a missed opportunity.

Jack's not married, he can get his own burgers.

>t. fatass

Now I want a buddy cop movie with Leo and Christian as bickering half brothers and Jack as their Chief of Police father.

He probably has alzheimers or at least dementia.

Nobody would just cook them together like that. You use old fries and any bread you have around.
The joke is that nobody would make an artisan chip butty.

I'm American

The Krusty

>field

What's wrong with onions in chilli?

Dio was a midget nigger fuck and I'm glad he's dead, my only regret is that he didn't die earlier to prevent the world from being exposed to his terrible post Rainbow work.

Is there anything more universally nauseating than a paparazzo

Such many cases

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Good analysis of Dio by Terry as always.

lmao based

Did Jon Favreau direct this?

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She looks like Alex Jones.

To be fair it's well within the realm of possibility that Jack is around shitposting with the best and worst of us.

She’s pretty, but in “Street junky who gives out handies to dealer and honeless men and cries every night in a dumpster she sleeps in with how out of hand her life became” kind of way

Based

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Well done user.

HAG
A
G

God bless Shatner

this looks like the first scene of softcore gay porn film

based

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...just how much softcore gay porn do you watch, user?