I don't give a FUCK how much you hate Disney

A film remake is like a cover of a song. When you cover a song, you sing the same song. When you remake a movie, you tell the same story. This isn't complicated.

You're right, I'm dead.
And this is how Hell feels like.

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This is Yea Forums, explaining how a Monday is different from a Saturday is too complicated for them

What's the fucking point? Nobody asked for a live action adaptation of Aladdin. Why recreate in boring realism (with laughably bad CGI) what was already captured in high-effort hand animation? This is just Disney trying to pretend their animated classics were never relevant while banking off name recognition for IPs that are already finished. Fuck the mouse, and fuck this movie.

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Look, faggot. This movie is absolutelly low effort from a creative stand point, made from a decision to make easy cash by raping the corpse of a beloved franchise, and reusing even the music just proves this.

WHY would I waste my time with literally, literally anything else, If I have already watched the original? There's simply no reason, and don't matter how much they try it will never be better, because they are already short on the inovation standard.

>What's the fucking point?
It's a real mystery

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like A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD

>Nobody asked for a live action adaptation of Aladdin.
>Because I didn't ask for it that means nobody did
People have been wanting a live action Aladdin for years, you basement dwelling sperg

>Why would I listen to a cover of a song when I've heard the original?
Just admit that you have autism

Kill yourself shill

>anyone who calls out my autism is a shill
Go outside

Prove it, faggot.

what should have I felt? Nostalgia?
fuck that. start making some original stuff instead of remaking classics

Song covers are usually not beat for beat, you retard. Listen to Cameo's "Word Up" and then Korn's version for reference. Or Disturbed's "Sound of Silence" versus the original. This is a copy paste, exact replica with weaker acting and washed out visuals. No creativity, no effort.

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Covers can be shitty too, or are you trying to act as if all covers are as good as the originals?
Shill.

it sounded like shit though lol

not gonna lie, if that's what Hell is like and I get to stare at how young girl's perky tits as they get dismembered a few feet away from me, I'm going to have a fucking great time

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Are you retarded? You can see by the trailers that this is very costly not "beat for beat" the same as the original. They changed tons of shit.

Jesus Christ....I never defended the movie. I simply called out an autistic manbaby for complaining that a movie remake wasn't completely different from the original.

>very costly
very *obviously*
Yeah yeah fucking phoneposter

Sorry if you need validation but no, i didn't feel a shit because there is absolutely no reason to make this movie again except for profit.

At east they died on their own merit and din't need to buy their own tickets to inflate the box office.

god pajeet women are so gross

Oh, I did feel something alright. An urge to vomit.

I mean.. in what way is he autistic? He doesnt like the way the remake is shaping up to be, he thinks it is low effort trash, hes absolutely right.
You compare it to a "cover"? Justifying why its different and really just justifying why it is shitty.

" its not gonna sound like the original, its gonna be different and thats a good thing, you fucking autistic manbaby for liking a thing and being annoyed that it is yet another old franchise that is being raped for money and its not even done in a decent way, fucking loser, get a job, get a wife, stop goin on Yea Forums. Hold on..let me see whats goin on in this thread......huh..oh yea..autistic manbaby incel."

Based

what did he mean by this?

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Cope harder

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Would've been tolerate if they DIDN'T PUT IN THOSE FUCKING DRUMS AND BLOCKING HER VOICE, JESUS CHRIST!

How can anyone consider that dreadfully tacky Disturbed version of ''sound of silence'' as an example of a good cover?

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yikes. that's all I'm gonna say... yikes

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god damn I love when women have a blemish near their lips, it makes me want to stick my fucking dick in there

I felt like this was a pointless remake, does that count?

fucking kek

t. insecure incel
Theater guys get the most puss.

Isnt the magical nigger trope racist, wanst this what the liberal nutjobs said for decades?
Since when did it become ok?

as an arab this shit got me really upsetti

why did they pajeetify everything about this movie? it looks like one of those weird """high budget""" bollywood movies

She looks like that Entourage actor

I'm 100% sure that is the appeal of beauty marks.

I agree actually. I'm not a fan of Disney purely because I don't want to watch children's movies, but for kids? All these movies are just fine. If I had a six year old kid I'd take them to these, even if they were lame to me. That's who these movies are for.

>Aladdin is Coptic Christian
>Jasmine is British/Indian
>Genie is Negro
>Sultan is Persian
>only actual Arab plays the main bad guy
What did Disney mean by this?

She's way too shouty. Guessing that's because it's the only way not to make the autotune so noticeable.

It's a shouty song. She apparently has a new solo song that's calm.

Naomi Scott makes feel something if you know what I mean

if you mean boypuss then sure, fairy

This garbage made $110 millions in Japan. I don't know if this is real or Disney buying their own tickets. It looks shady to me when a movie like Alita made less than $8 millions!

look at these shills in here lmao

Why are the two mains so expressionless especially jasmine. They need to be more...... animated

Jasmine is great, pleb

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>shills
No. Shills are for capeshit. Disney's live action movies get overlooked.

I really don't care about rewatching the same movie honestly. And if Beauty and the Beast is anything to judge by it'll just be a worse version.

>ancient Arabia
>everyone has perfect teeth

lolno

She’s half pajeet.

you want to give them money. that is why, you like the art and seeing humans move around and you like that.

Just that, the humans moving. You enjoy them, you want them to have money, yours specifically, maybe others if you can convince them. And then they sing songs you liked as a child and it reminds you of the past, but it is now and it is done by humans. These same humans that you enjoyed earlier in this post, but now you are enjoying doing silly dances and making good faces.

Also they like brown people, and disney executives and want to give them money, that is probably some peoples reasons.

I may go to a movie theater after so many years.

Except there is literally no difference between a Monday and a Saturday

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that would be equally weird for ancient greece or something too. im sure you'd call that out as well

Forget about it man. Zoomers grew up in a carbon copy world. They’ll never be able to recognize the value of original creative endeavors let alone appreciate them.

Thank you for time stamping the video. It's the little things.

>wow, it’s just like the original only slightly worse!
Gonna make a half a billion dollars opening weekend. Can the mouse ever be stopped, or is cinema dead forever?

if you know anything about japan they are the #1 consumers of disney shit

At least the chick can see. But the main dude. Holy shit, has he ever heard music before? I might be able to do better than him after a week of practice. that was embarrassing.

Aladdin was originally set in China.

He isn’t black he’s will smith!

I honestly wonder why he was cast. He’s not even particularly good looking and doesn’t look like the character. I’m guessing he’s a decent actor but I can’t imagine he was the best they could find?

Damn. Japan sure loves white people, huh.

At least they cast a real singer in this one. The practice of hiring random Hollywood celebs to please the box office and then trying to teach them to sing on set was getting pretty tiring.

The old musicals used to hire dancers and teach them to sing. And those were better than anything today.

Fred Astaire might have been a dancer first, but he’d been singing since he was a teenager. Nowadays they cast people whose only singing experience is a couple days with a vocal coach before filming.

Gene Kelly too.

Keep shilling, Disney Mom

Nostalgia sells. Look at how many people saw that terrible Beauty and the Beast remake.

Of all the Disney movies to shill, shilling this unforgivable piece of shit...

Perfect Jasmine

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I may get hate but it actually doesn't look as bad as I was expecting. Once Will was black and not blue it all seemed much better. Still DO NOT PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE. DO NOT REWARD LAZINESS.

It’s hasn’t even come out yet

I'm so god damn sick of you assholes lecturing me on how to feel

Not dark enough, and kind of boring looking.

Just cant agree with the actors they picked for Jasmine and Jaffar. Jasmine should be hotter, and Jaffar older and more evil sounding. Dude sounds like a fucking faggot. Aladdin and Will Smith look ok.
7/10, will torrent.

>>Now Aladdin is going to crush Godzilla
lol nah nigga

Jasmine is based

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Jasmine is great you pleb. Jaffar was always impossible to cast.