Watching this rn, ama

Yes she's married with children.

All she does is give basic as fuck advices.
Are Americans really this fucking incompetent at handling their home?

How would you fuck her? Would she neatly fold your penis into her vagina? If you 69 together would she fold contract her body and yours so your bodies are more compact together? Does she spark joy in your stiffy? When she gives you a bj, does she really all the joy out of your cock and squirt it all over her face?

she made her career doing this in Japan, dipshit

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Women think its backward to take care of the house and men dont give a shit so yeah

So, the japanese are as dumb as americans?

Did it spark joy?

Why are the Japanese so good at comfy aesthetics?

>dressing in comfy wide clothes
>small cozy rooms with bright earth tones
>using cozy outdated technology like fax machines
>cozy trains
>cozy anime mascots everywhere

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yes.

>grind you own coffee beans
If you're a faggot that drinks coffee three times a month and doesn't want his coffee to dry, maybe
Otherwise, unironically just put your coffee in the fridge, it will dry way slower
French press will taste better than any electrical coffee maker, as is pic related, dunno how it's called in english, it's an Italian coffee maker. Both are also easy and quick to use, it's no effort.
Both are also cheap as fuck, like probably around 20$ tops.

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They tend not to give a shit about what the rest of the world thinks of them, which is a powerful thing. They're also proud of their history and embrace tradition despite getting BTFO in WW2, unlike Germany.

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i've thought about buying one of those. i haven't because it looked like a pain in the ass to clean. any thoughts?

Moisture kills the flavor of coffee beans, you're best off putting them in airtight container at room temperature and using them within a week or two.

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Urban Japan seems so shit tier and rural Japan seems god tier but that probably goes for most places.

OP here
>watching first episode
>fucking hate this family
>compelled to make a drinking game out of it, taking a shot every time either parents goes “babe”

German culture was systematically dismantled by the intelligence agencies of the foreign powers that had them under military occupation, using advanced propaganda techniques developed by Paperclip Nazis and the Soviets. The process was much more thorough and complete in the west despite the lack of a secret police. The Americans decided not to totally destroy Japanese culture in the same way because it was a good bulwark against communism and not a threat in itself like German culture was. You cant really blame the Germans for what the victorious Allies chose to do.

Why are Asian women such a good fit for White men? Seriously, whenever I'm fucking my wife it's like I never wanna take my dick out of her. I want to be connected to this amazing woman for the rest of my life.

Also Marie Kondo is a sweetheart and her book and tv show is really good.

Based.

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>watching second episode now
If you have any more homo questions, send them my way.

Somehow the Japanese family in episode 2 are more comfy than the gaijin family in episode 1.

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Why did she marry children?

Read the book instead. The TV show is just reality tripe with the occasional tip. If you want to go from doomer to bloomer you need the book.

This show legit changed my life. Not even memeing.

This tiny little nip has absolutely saved my life. Everything she says is genius.
I somehow managed to cut back on my clutter to the point of having 6 now-empty containers and 2 more that only have temporary items in them when every single one+any surface was overflowing with shit previously without actually throwing out large swathes of my manchild stuff. Vidya, old pokemon toys, legos, stuffed animals, and books pretty much didn't get touched at all. And I only gave away a tiny percentage of movies, comic books, trading cards. The only manchild activity that I significantly cut down on was keeping boxes from hardware and collectibles, and I still kept about half of those
Also her method for folding clothing and fabrics is fucking insane. In every single case it just about halved the amount of space that my clothes were taking up (except for khaki shorts, they take up about the same amount of space, but I think I might have done them wrong). I was able to consolidate my towel and bedding drawers down to just one drawer with both and keep my smoking items in there own drawer for the first time
I also realized that cumrags don't spark joy and so now I have a tissue/zip up baggie solution at my desk and in a sort of cabinet thing build into the headboard of my bed so I can wank, have no mess, and have no cummed on rag just lying around.
I also started organizing my Yea Forums folder because of her. I have my reaction images, porn, and topic-related folders (vidya, toys, tv and movies, anime, outdoors, etc) all organized and categorized now. My white whale is a 36gb 10000+ files generic "shitposting" folder that I've let accumulate over the years (as well as putting pretty much all of the unsorted images into the folder ones organization started). My previous white whale was sorting through my legos. I went through piece by piece individually and sorted them into bricks, big technic pieces, small technic pieces and bricks with technic connectors. Took 12 hours overall.

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I still have a few major tasks I have to solve and then it'll be perfect.
>Sorting through two milk crates of objects in the corner of my closet
>Sorting through my video game controllers because I know I have more than enough Genesis controllers and that a few of them are ratty and gross
>Wire management
>Shitposting folder organization
>Picking up a standing lamp so that I no longer have a lamp taking up desk space
>Buying a trading card organizer so I can properly store the Pokemon and Yugioh cards that I kept
>Find some sort of vertical book and paper storage piece to put on my desk
>Get a 5th corkboard for my big wall display of sentimental items
I'm so close I can almost taste it.

I can't even begin to describe all the benefits that this has had on me anons. Mentally speaking I just feel so clear and calm now. I thought having a messy room didn't bother me but a weight I didn't even know I was carrying has been lifted from me. It's so fucking easy to find that shirt I want, or to find the lego pieces I need for a build.
In the last two weeks since seeing dramatic results on my room I've
>Started learning Japanese and am already through learning the hiragana script, practicing it regularly
>Started doing light yoga stretches in my room I learned from my sister which is doing wonders for me eternally sore back
>Experienced a clarity of mind and thought that I've never experienced previously which has led me to make several significant life decisions like deciding I want to wait to move out of Chicago until after my grandma has passed away, and that I do in fact want to pursue a teaching career despite getting cold feet previously
>My Smash Brothers abilities have been significantly elevated
>I've been cooking and eating that+leftovers instead of fast food
>Altogether more put together and easy to remember things, even without having yet implemented the organizer book into my life like I want to
>Started applying for jobs more regularly

who 2poor4clutter here?

I am not shitposting shilling or memeing when I tell you that this tiny little nip can change your lives, faggots.

Start by pulling out all of your clothes and going through them meticulously, item by item, trying all of them on, and determining whether or not owning it makes you happy. Give away anything that isn't going to get use and doesn't have sentimental value. Throw away anything that's ratty and broken. Then look up the konmari folding methods online and put everything back into your drawers that way.

You will feel amazing just after doing that, but you'll want to feel more amazing. And then I won't even have to tell you to go read the book. You'll just go do it yourself

Holy shit, you must’ve put in a lot of effort to make the biggest copypasta I’ve ever seen.

AHEM
*unzips dick*

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Got yellow fever yet?

does this place (Yea Forums) spark joy?

>Why are Asian women such a good fit for White men?
mutual desire to outbreed, which has an evolutionary purpose. and Asian women usually present traits that make them seem like good long-term partners.

I was a complete slob, but once I saw her show, I decided i really needed to clean things up. When I was picking up the trash I would imagine Marie was giving me a hug each time I took a bag out.

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>ywn get hugs and kisses from your nip gf/wife when cleaning
Why even live bros?

>If you 69 together would she fold contract her body and yours so your bodies are more compact together? Does she spark joy in your stiffy? When she gives you a bj, does she really all the joy out of your cock and squirt it all over her face?
You’ve only made me want it even more hnnnnngh

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>using advanced propaganda techniques
Got anything where I can read about that? Seems interesting.

Marie, how do I tidy up my kebabs? They do not bring me joy.

I thought there was something amazingly fishy about this show. She doesn't seem genuine. I don't really buy her as the spiritual type. I didn't believe her when she talks about tidying up sparking inner joy or whatever.

Later, I found out that she is, in essence, the CEO of a company whose product is herself. She recently signed a $40m deal with a venture capital trust to produce books, accessories etc related to her and her brand. Really, the show is just a giant commercial to promote her and her brand. Note how prominently her name is featured on the title screen.

It's like that weird season of South Park that everybody hated. She's actually just a giant, living, breathing advert. Everything is an advert. Everything is boxes. I'm a cat.

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she's literally just the martha stewart of Japan, except less rich and less powerful

She made me want to fold stuff better so that's something at least.

>Why are Asian women such a good fit for White men?
lmao the only 'good fit' for a white man the bull's cock which you faggots love to service.

>making money is wrong, her message only works if she’s poor

hey there, mr. leftie

Check out the wife's herpes. That shit had a huge flare up on the last day of shooting

Ching Chong seething so hard he can't even form a coherent sentence.