I grant you 3 wishes user

Money
Good looks that will age gracefully
Make Amy my wife

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>black man portraying a character who is beholden to the whims of a master with no autonomy
Y I K E S

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No more capeshit
No more adaptions of previously published media, other than unadapted books originally published before 2010
And all major studios must have at least 10 original scripts adapted with a $300mil budget a year

>Kill all nogs
Genie kills himself, you've got no more wishes

Make clonning legal and cheap
Make that elysium cure all machine exist
Make genetic editing easy and cheap
I would just print redhead gf and live forever fucking them in my basement

You cease to exist because God isnt real bazinga!

To be considered the pinnacle of sexual attraction by every female on earth, for the rest of my life

To live a heathly life at least to age 110

To get $50 million every year, inflation adjusted, for the rest of my life.

1.Infinite ammount of money
2.First wish doesn't affect my relationship with people
3.Long healthy life

Nope. Your wish can’t affect people’s free will , so your second wish is right out

I wish for a big Mac, a cold coca cola, and a bucket of French fries with bacon

You didn't state that in the OP, fuck off nigger and grant the wishes

>1.) Make all humans disappear except for white women and black men.
>2.) Make human infertility impossible.
>3.) All dinosaurs from the Triassic period must be resurrected from extinction.

Heh, this should be interesting...

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You also crash the fucking economy through having more money than anyone in history. Your spending will induce hyper inflation to the point where nobody can afford a piece of bread besides the extremely wealthy. From there, riots will emerge on the streets and governments will be toppled on the premise of killing and mutilating everyone who contributed to this newest wave of poverty. Implying the third wish still comes true, you'll have to live on an island somewhere remote from all human contact so that you can live in peace, but unable to spend your money after the turmoil your first wish caused.

This. This right fucking here. Why does no one ever think of this loophole?

1. The ability to conjure waifus
2. However much money I need whenever I need
3. A smaller dick for the waifus I conjure to bully

Kill yourself you dumbass monkey
30 million is enough to settle me, everything else is just in case

1: a million dollars
2: a beautiful wife
3: a pumpkin-shaped head

>kill all niggers
>kill all jannies
>be dorian gray minus the soul contract
EZ

I wish for infinite wishes.
You said I can't wish for more wishes, but you never said anything about wishing for infinite wishes.
They're different things.

>from the Triassic
So a bunch of weaklings?

I get the $320 billion Trump sent to Israel

1. I wish that this wishing in this genie thread actually worked.
2. I wish that the genie has to interpret the wishes in the best interest of the wisher.
3. I wish for a long, happy life for myself and everyone posting on this thread.

i wish for genies to never be able to be set free
i wish for you to stop enjoying the taste of fried chicken
i wish for you to not know how to count

So Israel keeps the other $680 billion?

>Dinosaurs of the Triassic period
>Weaklings
Zoomer detected

Yes, dinosaurs from the triassic are weaklings that any human would be able to deal with.

Turn me into a cute, free, all powerful genie

Nope, that late Triassic period looks pretty brutal.

What's the rules on this?

Maybe for synapsids, not dinosaurs.
Carnivorous dinos from that era are all pathetic dinolets.

Wish 1: I wish for you to be able to grant more wishes.

Wish 2: I wish for infinite wishes.

I'd probably just fuck it up like this guy.

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1 - I wish to be as powerful as a genie but also free, unbound.

Or if I can't wish for both

1 - I wish to be as powerful as a genie
2 - I wish to be free, unbound

I want to be healthy once again.

That's it.

I want my eyes to be real
I want mirrors to be real
I want my movie career back

1. sneed
2. feed
3. seed

>I want my movie career back
Kid, I told you before, I'm a Genie, not Jesus. I do wishes, not miracles.

1 instant painless death

So you get up to 5?

I wish I didnt have to pay $500 to the DMV for canceling my car insurance before turning in my tags. I haven't driven the car in 4 months. I canceled it last month but I plan on turning in the tags today. Am I fucked? Im from VA

ominpetence is contridoctary and connot exist.

but who is going to buy american weaponry then?

>I wish "have sex" posters would have taste buds inside of their anuses
>I wish Brie Larson's feet fungus spread over her whole body
>I wish for blacks to be unable to reproduce ever again thus stopping the Great Filter that is awaiting humanity
done

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fpbp
genie btfo

ominpetence is inherently contridoctary and connot exist.

I wish that granting wishes was something that never existed.
BOOM! Reality destroying paradox in your face blue mutherfucker *flaps hands like a bird taking flight in front of your blue man group face*

Based

*clink clink*
AND, if I may say, a slow and painful death to all kikes.
Cheers!

1.)True immortality( meaning i dont age, need to sleep, eat, breathe, or anthing required to live but i still can if i want to but nothing happends if i don't food still tastes life food drink still tastes like drink)
2.)True indestructibility (nothing can destroy, cut, crush, slice, freeze, melt, or anything else that would do me harm, I can still choose to feel the pain if i want, i can end my life when ever i xhoose to but i can not be tricked and have to be of sane mind)
3.) My waifu who is half my height, who can summon any book from any fictional universe/dimension or any book from this universe, can teach me and ill learn how to do any thing from any fictional universe/dimension or this universe)

And all i would do with this is go back to the start of mankind with my waifu and record and experience life for each generation of human existence and then go around and do the same to other alien races. I dont want to be a god, or rule over anything

1. I wish to finally leave this place.
2. I want to be mindwiped of everything I had ever read, posted or fapped to here.
3. I wish to be completely oblivious of this site once I get out and that nothing I think or do will ever entice me of anything *chan related as long as I exist.

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I want fortnite, Lilly ponds and Mark ass brownie

isn't the genie omnipotent?
also being omniscient would fucking suck, just gimme the power

BASED

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super powers
money
???

>goku level strength And powers
>unlimited money
>immortality

How retarded you must be to wish for stupid money... Infinity gauntlet and staff like that are avilble but you wish for shitty paper. You can literally become the god but no, all you care is this
money bullshit, kek.

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Based grinning man. He cute as well.

>000

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That would include your mother

1. I want my teacher dead!
2. I want to have sex with megan welbly, the hottest girl in school!
3. I want to be president of the USA!

the genies would be incapable of granting wishes

1. world peace
2. teleportation powers
3. the power to create my own parallel worlds so that I can fully develop my bizarre sexual fantasies

All I need is the ability to use real-life savestates.

A black guy, a Mexican, and a White guy find a magic lamp. The genie pops out and says "I will grant you each one wish. Make it count"
The black man says "I wish my brothers and I all could make Africa great, like it was before the white man stole the best of it. Where all black men could live there in peace with the earth. Having sex at night, hunting all day. Raiding and pillaging without the malic"
The genie says "DONE!" and all the blacks appear in Africa.
The Mexican, inspired by the black man, says "I wish my homeland could be great again. I wish we Mexicans didn't have to come across the border. I wish the cartels would rot and that we Mexicans could have a place better than being treated like slaves in America. I want my brothers and sisters back in Mexico, where we belong, and happy. None of his corruption, you know?" The Mexican vanishes, back to Mexico.
The white man asks the genie "So there are no more blacks or Hispanics in America?"
The genie confirms it. "They have all gone to their homeland"
"Then I guess I'll have a coke"

I wish someone would post the CatGoddess set

Kid, that's going to take a long time. I mean we're going to have to start off all grassroots and kids aren't even eligible. Plus it's going to be tough since you just raped that woman.

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I wish to have the powers of this superhero I made up 5 seconds ago. He's invincible, unaging, super strong, can manipulate time, fly and teleport.

I wish all Muslims were relocated to the moon.

Repeat wish 2 for all of Africa.