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Is your life a movie about being a perpetual virgin?

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people have sex with their friends?

Reminds me of my gf.

You guys just don't know how annoying it can be. You're trying to watch a movie or something and she starts lusting for dick. So you have to fuck her, otherwise you'll come off as a faggot and she'll get it somewhere else. And this is every single night. I yearn for the times when I could play vidya all night or marathon a good series without getting constantly interrupted.

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>he doesn't suck his mates off for banter
Are you gay or something?

>HEY HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A GFFFFFFFF
>AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEE
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME

This happened to me when I was on antidepressants

>ywn be friends with her
>ywn wake up next to her after a night of sweaty sex and snuggle together as just friends

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>So you have to fuck her, otherwise you'll come off as a faggot and she'll get it somewhere else.

user, that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship if you can't trust her not to fuck other guys if you don't fuck her. Do you have trust issues or are you dating a cunt? Either way you need to get a hold of yourself and stop this madness.

The wackness

In real life it is actually her wanting you to see what Macy posted on Instagram, making it impossible to focus on anything for more than two minutes.

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Unironically masturbated to this scene.

What movie is this? How depressing is it because it seems pretty depressing

why do i never see the "dropped" poster in her threads? you know she's a Jew, right?

They break up and she fucks a guy she just met that also cums inside her and then they reconcile. The husband knows because he comes home and sees the guy which is also taller and larger

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cute oven dodger

teach me to masturbate ironically please

i figuratively masturbated to this scene but literally came

>herpes

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Her biggest career mistakes were her slut pride and not staying blonde

can anyone ITT cum figuratively? I'd like that skill too

Finally a director that understands what's hot

youtube.com/watch?v=EGWbK9vIzZ0

that's pretty gay, man

Yes, that is a pretty gay man.

I hated how people in my cinema laughed when he pissed himself after getting mindraped.
I guess some people just can't feel the vibe.

She looks like Ezra Miller

Yikeroonie

>You guys just don't know how annoying it can be.
I can relate. It's fun at the start of the relationship but sex becomes boring after a few years most of the time.

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Dream girl right there lads. There are hotter actresses but she does it for me

Yes

can't unsee

Why isn't she more popular around here?

she got blacked in the mental vision. pretty much dead to me at that point

Have sex

>Got blacked
But that just adds to the mystery of why she isn't popular around here, user.

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>"You have sex with your friends"
>She thinks the dudes after her pussy are her friends

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her mother is an (((advertising exec)))

People have friends?

hnnnng

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dry humping is so animalistic...an insatiable urge to be bred

>Whip out your peen
>Start cranking it, sarcastically quipping every 2 minutes.
>When you're done shake your head and say "imagine seriously masturbating to this shit lmao!"
>Collect your reddit gold, good sir.

>fell for the Jewish propaganda
>"it's ok to be a slut!"

Dropped.

Literally me. Grass is always greener, lonely posters.

Hi /pol/ wuzz gud ma nigga

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chopped your dick off yet tranny?

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What a pathetic larping faggot.

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>You guys just don't know how annoying it can be
This. Sex is fine, but you need to rest too, and sometimes you're just too tired to sex, but gfs/wives can't understand this, and then she starts doing all that stuff and if you don't fuck her, she gets mad, if you try to fuck her and can't get hard, she gets mad. Thanks god for Viagra, I take it when I'm tired and I suspect she wants my dick that night.
thanks for reading my blog.

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Why do all guys look like this now? It's annoying and boring

Cringe

One time i told my gf i didnt want to fuck and she got pissed and fell asleep. 5 days later she broke up with me

This guy speaks truth. Then it gets doubly worse when she starts to feel that if she didn't initiate sex, you would never have sex. Which isn't true, she just had a higher sex drive and I would never initiate because her drive took care of mine. Of course I can go days distracted not thinking about sex so we had a fundamental disconnect. Our libidos were not compatible

I think she was a miscast as Anderson but maybe its because Urban delivered literal Dredd. Dunno, i've probably preferred a quintessentially USA blonde bombshell for the role.

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Fuck, why i quoted that guy from another thread, lmao.

Im afraid you are missing out user bro. Having fuck buddies is awesome. In my experience it makes a friendship with a woman "realer". Once youve had sex there is no need for faking interest, so you can truly gauge if you can be friends.

yeah then she fucks her other friends

fuckbuddies are cuckold shit.

this is 'sexual assault' he's clearly not consenting.

>yeah then she fucks her other friends
You are free to do the same, what is so hard to understand. You sound so desperate to find someone that you need to hold and cling on to them for life, it's pathetic.

>she doesn't want a long-term partner

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>implying that's easy as a man
you're probably some roastie

I need more like this

What does it feel like?

thanks fampai

omg moar

Would have been cool to see where she could have taken the character had they done more films. Anderson would have probably not appeared in the sequel, but the third film, which apparently was to deal with the Judge Death and the Dark Judges. I could see that film could have a straight adaptation of Judge Death and Judge Death Lives.

tfw no qtpi rookie gf

>typical Canadian girl.jpg

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>easy public slut use
what

She's like discount Anna Kendrick. She's cuter tho.

Is it borderline or she looks like Ivy Wolfe? Or I just want her to look like Ivy Wolfe

so we can all agree 100% of this flick's unironic fans are cuccholds, right?

Discount is inferior though.