>character hangs up phone
>doesn't say good-bye
Character hangs up phone
Sebastian Perry
Tyler Barnes
>saying goodbye to people
sure thing virgin
Ethan Campbell
>Character picks up phone
>Uh huh
>Uh huh
>Okay bye
>They tell main character more information than they possibly could have gotten in such a one way conversation
Michael Price
>character post sneedsons
>doesn't post sneed
Carson Allen
>character takes a poo
>doesn't sniff the toilet paper after wiping
Henry Jones
>character answers the phone
>Doesn't just ignore every call because he has no friends and the only people calling are debt collectors
Really unrealistic if you ask me
William Price
>character does a shit
>wipes his ass instead of jumping in the shower and blasting his asshole with the shower head
Asher Morales
>real person hangs up the phone
>says bye twice for some fucking reason
>not "bye-bye!" but "bye, bye!"
Chase Torres
>character drinks a beer
>doesn't throw up right after
Aaron Hughes
>character has a phone
Logan Wilson
>character needs to find something on the internet
>bings it
Jose Butler
>Toilet paper
Can Americans really not afford bidets?
If you got shit on your hand would you clean it with water or a dry rough piece of paper?
Juan Morgan
>character uses bing for literally anything besides porn
I almost threw up in my seat, so unrealistic
Michael White
Bidets are foul you fucking frog
A piece of high end toilet paper is comfy as fuck
Luke Parker
>hosing away poo without touching it is foul
>scraping poo off your butthole and running the risk of fingering your own bum if the toilet paper isn’t strong enough is fine
The absolute state of burgers
Ayden Gutierrez
>character has a conversation
>doesn't accidentally interrupt someone
Nicholas Long
>character picks up phone
>doesn't put on fake voice to see who it is first
Hunter Cruz
>character talks to someone
>doesn't spend 90% of the convo looking at their phones
Aaron Perry
>phone is massive, has no screen and is tied to the wall
Anthony Walker
>Characters mobile rings
>Doesn't look at the caller ID on the screen and still takes the phone call, asks whos calling
Jace Foster
>character uses Google to use Bing
Justin Thomas
>sneed
>formerly chuck's
Nolan Gutierrez
Good Gravy!
Carson Butler
Bidets are just as gross , even third worlders use water then paper. Just stinky europeans only do half the job
Ethan Ortiz
>character sees simpsons thread
>doesn't post sneed
Hunter Cook
>character owns a farm
>starts planting gummy bears
Mason Evans
checked (sneed)
Ian Hughes
>character wipes ass
>throws it in the trash can instead of the toilet
Third worlders are literally subhuman
Adam Smith
Aiden Gray
>he doesn't finger his butthole after taking a shit
Real pleb in here
Thomas Mitchell
>eats Chinese takeaway noodles with chopsticks out of those little white boxes with lids
Jayden Kelly
>Character makes a phone call
>Doesn't have a near panic attack at the thought of speaking on the phone to a stranger