239 episodes over 11 years

You clearly didn't watch the show. But thanks for the thread.

fpbp

Also, Ross and as

ian girl

Ross was fucking a niggress at one point I think.

Ross fucks a chink

Rachel had an italian boyfriend in Season 1

>tfw rachel ruined their relationship being the roasty she is

>Ross
>Ross
>Ross
>Ross
>Ross
>Ross
Absolute madman fucks everybody.

who aisha tyler?

Interracial is man of color + woman of privilege

Ross is a sexual tyrannosaurs.

>chinks
>blacks
>brits
>jews
>lesbians (retroactively)
>almost his own sister

Is there anything this madlad would not put his dick in?

And yet his own son was raised by lesbians and was raised to hate his father and his culture
The absolute state

>dinosaur nerd gets laid all the time
This is fake news I’m a dinosaur nerd and no one wants to touch my bone

>mfw preteen years
>joey & ross are hilarious
>jerk off to rachel
suddenly
>boomer 30 yrs
>ross was right all along
>would marry monica in a heartbeat
what happened

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It's because your a feather fag.

Don't forget his student. Also his sister /ss/'d a guy that one time.

Monica is the only one who wouldn't ruin your life. Rachel is a money sink and a bitch, Phoebe would burn down your house because she thought she saw a ghost in it.

Ross had an asian gf (julie) in season 2

Monica had a fling with a latin Spanish brown whatever guy when she worked at the diner

Spaniards are white

>latin Spanish brown whatever guy

I believe 'Italian' is the word you're looking for

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Come on now

He was Cuban.

Joey was with Charlie. Also fucked the The Dry Cleaner's Wife

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you now remember when Ross got jungle fever

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>ywn kiss a girl this pretty after a passionate argument
sucks bros

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was he really a beta?
his body screams chad

>when ross puts on the 'frankie says relax' shirt
ross was fucking ripped

He was searching for the Missing Link.

Nah Ross is the most built, tallest and most handsome of the guys. Also has a degree and works at a museum. He was drowning in puss to be fair.

Why did all the pussy I knew wanted to drown on Joey?

Joey had the most handsome face.

Charisma. You can be built like Apollo, but it won't mean shit if you can't talk to girls.

he had pretty face and was confident enough to be seen as Chad
his borderline retardation was really off putting though

Italians are white

This. No one cares who Ross fucked. Early season Rachel and Monica were made for BBC and it’s completely unbelievable they weren’t getting dicked by hot black bulls with rippling muscles.

Cubans can be white.

Watching joeys evolution was torture. He went from 11/10 facial asthetics and full blow otter mode twink body in the early seasons, to just some fat middle aged dude near the end and yet everyone had to pretend he was still handsome.

dubs of truth

Was he doing coke like perry or just aging like shit?

>pretend he was till handsome
>pretend

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This is a body made to be dominated by BBC

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Skinny Chandler was my favourite Friend.
Probably because multiple people have explicitly told me how much I'm like him (which I don't think they meant complimentary)

looks like my manager, and the manager before him, with good makeup and light.

Yeah he's a snarky asshole and only funny as a proxy on tv
IRL a friend like chandler is the worst shit ever

He was like a bottomless pit when it came to food, it's actually a bit unbelievable that he wasn't even more fat
he had just one too many hot dinners, Perry was JUST incarnate at certain points

I didn't like his looks in early seasons, but he was ridiculously handsome in Married With Children

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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>pays for your rent for 11 years
Joey is the worst friend in Friends. You history revisionist (fans of a retarded useless Joey) fags probably pretend that the prequels were well received when they released too

>tfw I'm Chandler

That might explain why I don't have many friends.

It explains why I don't have any friends.

You're a retard OP

That doesn't make any sense
If Rachel is a bitch and Phoebe is crazy,why the fuck do you say only Monica could ruin an user's life??

Why doesn’t ross just dominate the rest of the friends he was the biggest one

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Wouldn't is a contraction of "would not"

I apologise for my stupidity

4u

What have I got to do with friends I wasn’t even one of the friends

He was on a break.

No one told you life was gonna be this way.

A break from what being in charge I don’t understand what you’re saying what I’m saying is ross is the biggest friend why didn’t he assert his dominance

RED ROSS

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Being tall doesn't mean nothing when the guy has the attitude of a cockroach

He only asserts his dominance over people who take his sandwich.

What about jew-gentile?

His powerlevel is way lower than Monica La Gordo, and even in her normal form she'd wreck his shit.

He tried and failed.
youtu.be/9hOTjj29kJo
youtu.be/fQaRoZy8JlE
Even Chandler dominated him easily
youtu.be/6ySYz1wzPyI?t=120

(you)

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Ben is a sleeper agent

>his culture
The jewish culture you mean. And not just any jewish, New York jewish. That's like a double jew.

Holy based

Im curious, what do you mean by that

Ross's ult has a long powerup and only really counters roastie and sandwich moocher class builds

Hanukkah armadillos and WASPish behavior

Jews aren't white, OP

giv charlie gf

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shes a big girl

It was legal

we were on a break!

What's the deal with faggots making threads about shows they haven't seen

Come on now

cry more

giv monica gf

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>no anal
>blowjobs once in a blue moon
meh

He also made out with an old librarian when he was in high school, and made a pass at his cousin in the denise richards episode.

>that time joey almost literally killed chandler with a drill
>just laughs it off
what the fuck was his problem

I will never understand why everyone loves this show so much. Like it's not awful, but most of them are insufferable especially Rachel and Monica. Chandler and late show Ross was pretty good I guess.

Jews

It has that kind of warm fuzzy feeling when watching it. Like being wrapped in cotton wool. They're also genuinely good friends and supportive of each other. Nostalgia for 90s NYC is also a massive part.

That's because all these women thought he was an archaeologist like Indiana Jones. Just tell people you're an archaeologist and you'll get laid.

this is just like the frasier thread where they try to act like they're cucks and not alphas

>They're also genuinely good friends and supportive of each other.
except rachel

rofl

It wouldve gotten too much hate mail from the south and wouldve been boycotted.

south of Oregon that is

>Nostalgia for 90s NYC
this is retarded because not everyone has ever been in NY

I've never been to NYC but even i feel nostalgia for 90's New York

youtube.com/watch?v=fT4lDU-QLUY

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what about when Rachel dated the Italian guy?

And when Monica dated the arab guy who played MAgnum PI?

We know that Ross is the highest IQ option between the Friend bros. How would you position Joey and Chandler?

Above average footage quality for its time always looks uncanny. Good video.