WHICH FUCKING EPISODE IS ICE AGE? WWHICH FUCKING NUMBER!!!!!?
Aiden Reed
3rd last sheesh
Oliver Jones
So if this follows the usual trajectory of animated anthologies, there should be one decent short and 2-3 semi-watchable ones. Anyone know which ones they are yet so that I don't have to watch all the filler trash?
Xavier Cooper
THIS IS LIKE DISCOUNT ANIMATRIX WITHOUT THE SUBSTANCE OF SECOND RENAISSANCE
Some squeezers decided to upload every episode of an anthology separately and then this guy decided to spam the torrent names for all of them for some reason.
Blake Richardson
THOSE ARE FILENAMES TARDO
Ian Robinson
lol
Jaxson Hall
oh damn. my country blocked torrent sites so i cant search for them
>Watch first one (sonnie's edge) >Immediately have to roll my eyes at grrrl powa and generic underground fight club shit. >Ending rolls up and I realize I'm been watching for sixteen minutes. >Realize that the animation and story are better than anything I've seen out of japan in half a decade. Script could have used some work at the start, but it was pretty all right.
Hunter Bennett
i wouldnt have minded the grl power so much if her oppenent wasnt so stereotypical macho
Asher Parker
Damn, these are pretty good so far. Who would have guessed that an animated anthology could have consistent quality, let alone one by Netflix? Strange days.
Parker Lee
Just watched the first two episodes...and she is comfy...
Why the Animation is so fucking good than all the cgi in capeshits
Jaxson Gutierrez
Just wait to you see the third episode. Shit is so fluid that it genuinely looks like footage of real people when you can't see the character's faces.
Isaiah Flores
Because they only need to animate for 15 minutes.
Gabriel Moore
>animated >NSFW Yeah, this is gonna be a yikes from me
Jordan Gomez
Rank ALL 18 Episodes
Chase Parker
Nigga it's like four and half hours all up, hold your horses.
Grayson Foster
>she is comfy Based retard
Isaac Sullivan
Best: Secret War Worst: Suits
Carson Edwards
just watched a few episodes on netflix. Sonnie's Edge was pretty rad, but with predictable twists, still cool. Felt like the first Pacific Rim. three robots was great, loved it! Hella dumb, but I loved it.
Caleb Rivera
>netflix just by that you KNOW its going to be shit.
Oliver Turner
>Not liking the starcraft knock off. Sad.
Charles White
Really !! Watch it first before you judge it !
Landon Walker
It wasn't Starcraft, it was Fortnite
Christian Brown
Same thing
Jaxon Morris
No?
Jeremiah Martin
>Fincher and Netflix You already tricked me with Mindhunters so not this time, fuck you.
Brody Morgan
The worst one so far has been the vampire one if only because it wasn't even remotely related to the anthology's theme.
Liam Reyes
Would you have accepted where you were in Beyond the Aquila?
I would have honestly asked to be reset and remove all memory of my crew
Jonathan Wilson
Mindhunters was cute except for the girlfriend subplot. It's just a guy who wants to learn
Ayden Brooks
Judging from the thread, everyone praising this is either a brainlet or a shill. Can someone with a triple digit IQ comment on this shit? Or am I completely retarded for expecting anything good from netflix.
Camden Hall
The telepathic space spider is a fucking top tier waifu and that guy was a bitch for freaking out desu
David Thompson
I'm up to episode 7 and so far everything has been entertaining and well animated at minimum. Most of the stories are pretty generic and shallow, but they're well told and the voice acting is all pretty top notch. There hasn't been one that I've been bored with or disliked so far.
Wyatt Bell
It's an anthology in the same vein as the animatrix but mixed with elements of the outer limits or twilight zone. And like all anthologies it's hit or miss but more hit than miss and even the bad episodes are not bad enough to kill it. Solid animation with a couple real surprises, solid story work with a couple of real surprises but a couple of twists you'll see coming, the only real problem is two or three 'Netflix style' protagonists. For example the first story is about a grrrl powah dyke rape survivor and there's a gay nigger in space but neither episode is long enough to kill the series as a whole. 8/10 would watch again.
>Every single short so far has had full frontal nudity except for the robot tourists and farmers vs zerg one. >Half of them have gratuitous sex scenes. >Some shorts even have monster and redneck dicks for absolutely no reason.
Is netflix trying to go full HBO or what?
Samuel Williams
And that's a good thing
Joshua Peterson
yep
Robert Anderson
>That space mechanic one. Outstanding story idea. 11/10.
Kayden Morgan
I would watch an entire series based off of episode 2.
Joshua Green
Sonnie's edge is a old short story by Peter F Hamilton. there is a bunch of books set in that universe and i hope some one adapts more of his works.
Jonathan Mitchell
I liked that one a lot. Something about monsters fighting in a pit always gets me.
Caleb Wood
>featuring the hit song "We are legion" by ambassador 21
Jaxson Ortiz
8/10
Was pretty good.
Liam Johnson
Thanks for the rec OP
Cooper Wilson
just fuck off dude
Caleb Diaz
God I wish we had a full movie with the style and quality of the third episode.... Instead we have those crappy capeshit "movies"
Nathaniel Thompson
worth watching?
Thomas Garcia
Fuck you and your shit waifu
Henry Mitchell
>1st episode >stronk womyn who was raped and don't need no man
>2nd episode >DUDE HUMANS SUCK AND ENVIRONMENT BAD LMAO
>3rd episode >drag queen and another man kills woman episode
This is sad. At least the animation is pretty I guess
Jeremiah Martinez
Official rankings
Kino >The witness >Beyond the Aquila Rift >Good hunting >Helping hand >Zima blue >Secret war
>Stop being a whiny pussy and fucking bounce it yeah it was pretty good
Luis Hill
the animation is killer but the story's just kinda suck
Tyler Garcia
lunch the nukes
Wyatt Garcia
This shit sure has got me really fucking horny. How far are we on SFM/Blender porn? Do people release actual movies now like StudioFOW regularly or is it still the same 4 dudes in Tumblr doing one loop and getting thousands on Patreon?
I have the theory that this was originally the Heavy Metal reboot Fincher was working on, then got refurbished into its own thing.
Anthony Torres
Yeah, I get the usual compilations but whatever, guess I'll be in this rabbit hole for a while. Thanks anyhow, partner.
Nicholas Rodriguez
SUITS would make for a decent video game desu
Connor Perez
>didn't watch it >reddit zoomer meme
Caleb Powell
So they copied the whole cyberpunk 2077 aesthetic because they're unoriginal. Also It's unexpected to see something so chaotic so I'll watch it eventually.
Jaxson Ortiz
Do you have brain damage or you actually think CDProjekt invented cyberpunk?
Logan Cook
Base defense x stardew valley type of game right? I dig it
Connor Gomez
>cyberpunk 2077 one of them was way more like GITS or Mirror's Edge another was more like Dead Space meets Solaris if you're not baiting you need to calm down
Nicholas Smith
No but the glitches in their trailers are pretty much one of a kind. I'll admit it's done before for films yes but rarely.
Tyler Jenkins
>Pokemon battles >lesbian sex zoophilia What's not to love?
Thanks, OP. Now I'm going to wait until the season is over to watch it.
and it is just like a HEAVY METAL comic book: tits, some sci fi and fantasy stuff, hey, more tits!
i cannot stop thinking how much of a waste this is. you need a story, characters well developed, some meat to chew.
and there is cgi porn out there with bizarre creatures fucking, any xvideos has banners about it, this is not even that revolutionary or impressive, really.
but at least it didnt lie, every piece of promo about it was honest about what the material was.
>and story It was all just one big hamfisted feminist cliche Even the big monster fight wrapped up into a sex metaphor
Justin Jenkins
Was the witness done using Rotoscoping?
Ryder Allen
>men bad >men rape >men bad >men rape >men bad >men rape >monster fight >men monster >monster rape >men bad >men rape >men bad >men rape
Owen Cooper
there was also that part were woman bad after they make out a little
Jacob Ramirez
she was a breeder and breeders are no better then men
Evan Gray
...
Nicholas Wood
A few reasons 1. It's shorter 2. They're not mixing CGI with real people and locations which are always shot by someone who has no idea about animation so the animators just have to make it work 3. It's probably a passion project for the studio instead of a contract job like all capeshit is 4. They probably had more time to work on it. Most studios making capeshit CGI have a year or less to do it 5. Most capeshit CGI is made by multiple animation studios all over the world instead of one
So do I just not watch enough animation or does Aquila Rift look incredible
Ryan Young
user that episode is what the kids these days call "the kino"
Tyler Parker
The Witness and Secret War was the only good ones.
I'm glad I didn't delete it all after watching the first episode.
Cameron Evans
What is with the witness? why there is a loop?
Xavier Lee
Watched half of it. Some were pretty good, some weren't. I'll catch up on the rest tomorrow
Dominic Roberts
She wasn't eating them, the station is biotech so all the people and ships are trapped in the 'webbing' but they were suffering from extreme physical atrophy. What we saw wasn't the first time the guy had woken up and had to be put back to sleep, that's how the spider knew he wasn't ready, he kept getting to that point and waking up and then freaking out just like his engineer. There's no telling how long he was actually in the webbing but it could have been months or even years.
Eli Barnes
Oh I get it, because the photorealistic of the animation has meaning within the story neat
Mason Price
was that shit rotoscoped or something
Colton Walker
never explained. It's a chicken and egg situation where we don't even know who started the kill loop.
Ethan Powell
No. When her buddies found her, they couldn't save her brain, so they put her consciousness in the monster. The rest of the body was fine, in a sense, and swapped out the dead brain with processors n shit so she could control her old body while being the monster
Dominic Powell
The blonde chick was hella hot
Julian Morales
I'll just say the worst one is the farming one cuz I couldn't stomach watching something at 15 fps
Andrew Clark
The girls brain is in her monster, her human body is a flesh proxy. the reason that she never sells out in fights are that it would be suicide for her.
Brody Reyes
Well yeah. She was gang raped and tortured. I'd have a grudge against men too
Ethan Morales
She basically is /k/ personified
Elijah Hernandez
there are whores from every corner of the planet, opening their assholes, right now, live, in real time, on webcams, with dildos that vibrate at virtual tips and these guys try to do some reincarnation of HEAVY METAL.
> heres the paradox: they use the most modern technology on CGI to create a simulacrum of something anachronic.
So would you just fuck that virtual gretay forever once you found out the truth? Shes a creepy spider afterall
Andrew Rogers
I would fuck her spider form as well desu
Julian Miller
Its not like you've got anything else to do At least she's keeping you alive after your brainlet pilot fucked up the route
Jose Brooks
I bet you would also fuck Ebrietas, daughter of the Cosmos ?
Juan Rivera
I'm very much a proponent of forbidden knowledge and I'd like to walk around the space cancer for a little bit and maybe brainstorm a way to wake some other people up. Depending upon the answers I get sure, I'd go back in the simulation but vanilla sex is the least I'd do once I realized I could pretty much build my own magical realm.
Gavin Taylor
And because its shorter, i guess you dont have time to lose all of your interest working on it for so long
Jackson Allen
Ok, I really disliked basically this whole thing. Did anybody else feel the same way? Everything just seemed like all flash and no substance and I know they said they just wanted to make something cool but everything seemed extremely uninteresting, no real reasons for any of the stories to exist, no real message or any inventive ways of telling/showing the stories. 5/10 overall, basically just eyecandy. Only real episode that had an impact was aqiuila rift for being freaky.
Joshua Scott
Im only halfway through but I feel similar Rifts my favourite so far, I liked that the realistic animation fit the "you dont know whats real" part of the story Wish more of these could show off the unique ways animation can tell stories like that
Julian Wood
The helping hand episode. Theres no way her forearm would get that mucj damage in just a few minutes, right?
Jeremiah Foster
>Rift in SHAGGOTH
Should have just accepted he was fucked and continue fucking the Shaggoth while she was still waifu material.
Noah Sanders
That episode had some interesting live-action animation hybrid shit going on.
Wew lucky13s creating some hype for the new top gun
Cooper Sullivan
Her arm wouldn't have frozen like that, at least not that fast anyway. What really due to the lack of any atmospheric pressure the water in her arm would have been evaporating, causing it to expand, and direct exposure to solar radiation would cause severe sunburn
Nathaniel Smith
This just shows how tragic it is the west doesn't have a thriving animation industry like Japan and soon to be China do.
Jackson Adams
>killing hitler and preventing the holocaust would be bad Pretty based and redpilled
Grayson Jenkins
I thought we did, its just that here animation is still seen as something for kids, so its all just childrens cartoons
Jack Peterson
Idk but ep3's running lady is kinda nice. Even after sexualising her, they keep her naked through the whole chase which is more realistic than her being able to find clothes. And it's still tasteful. Bonus points for bringing back the bush.
Caleb Williams
I don't watch these cartoons, but it seems like mostly indie shit is successful like that pickle rick one, no one puts big moneys into animation anymore.
Nathan Turner
I was very pleased with the bush.
Thomas Gomez
So your opinion doesnt matter then?
Nicholas Howard
>not even 3 minutes in >muh feminism fucking hell jewflix
Easton Roberts
wheres madeline?
Mason Cook
Just watch it. you'll understand in the end.
Anthony Long
Maybe stuff like Spiderverse is the baby steps, a unique style and some talent can bring in the big bucks. Not everything has to be the extremely simplistic 2d style that most western cartoons use
Carson James
yeah, I think they would have been better off leading it with 3 Robots
Joshua Hernandez
Point me to one animated western show which is anything like what was shown in this series. Story for mature audiences with good animation, not the cartoon network garbage.
Mason Flores
Years 1st episode is kind of insufferable and way too on the nose, it gets better after.
Benjamin Hughes
>Chinese one >muh evil white men
Hudson Reyes
God that was real cancer imo
Landon Campbell
Ah I thought you were saying the opposite!
Joseph Bennett
whats there to understand? >muh butch lesbian superhacker that hates men kinda played out, 2bh
Blake Bell
I was just waiting for a comment like this. The protagonist is white, you're deranged.
Joshua James
Just watched EP.1 MUH STRONG WOMAN who got raped NEED NO MAN dyke SJW BS
at least the animation was nice story is predictable lazy and boooooring
Noah Baker
But she ends up being a monster stuck with her own hate
Kevin Morris
Its a short story man
Isaiah James
Good boob jiggle physics too
Aiden Robinson
>I was just waiting for a comment like this. JIDF monitoring every thread.
Jacob Ortiz
And kinda shows that women can be just as bad, what with the blonde lady and everything
Nathan Hernandez
Get fucked, the ending was satisfying. I kinda wish a serie would be made and revolve around her inevitable demise. You cant be a winner forever
Austin Thomas
oyvey, shut it down
Dylan Morales
Helping hand bothers me.
>One man repair crews in hazardous environments >No physical tethers to either the spacecraft or the satellite >segmented astro suits >A tied strap being enough of a seal to protect her upper body from the vaccum >Not tossing the now useless gadget on her wrist. >Irish people being sober enough to get to space.
Was it just me?
David Parker
The no tether thing got me aswell
Michael Ross
Lack of a tether also confused me Could have been fixed by just having a second piece of debris slash the tether
definitely my vote for the worst one, actually surprised me how good the rest of it is, just finished it though so there could be others that were bad since I forgot about that one
Thomas Peterson
That makes it even worse! You can make AMAZING stuff with short stories. Especially since you don't need to add all the fluff that most movies nowadays have.
If by strong you mean a puppet. That is controlled by a MAN.
I'm already geting fucked by taxes. What else do you want? Besides that, it would make for a shitty series. The "twist" ruins any further character progression. Not that she had any beside the "i was raped" and "men are bad"
Jayden Anderson
>fucked by taxes yea...
Cooper Allen
Id like to see a story set in the Sonnie universe that shows the military use of the monsters
Sebastian Adams
That one had some good designs and underground cage fights will always be neat, but the gender politics were so on the nose, it could have used a few rewritings to refine it.
I'm starting the 5th one, so far they've been okay. Nothing extraordinary, the styles are pretty fresh, but the stories are lacking. Witness has been the best, not much substance to it , but they executed a really basic concept without overstaying it's welcome. The 3 robots and cat one had it's funny moments, but the dialogue reeks of self importance.
Blake Ramirez
Just watch Godzilla and Pacific Rim
Kayden Cooper
it's s h i t and pushes no boundaries. Only agrees with the government and current left wax of the Hegelian dialectic.
Ur a mong
Elijah Lopez
Can we all agree Secret Wars is the best one?
Jason Murphy
>Muh red army Ok Comrade.
Angel Baker
Most dialogues are very mucj too on the nose desu, but heh. I was entertained
Matthew King
>You will never achieve true peace like Zima
Samuel Hall
>strong womyn rants about muh rape even thought nobody asked >based dude disregards everything she says and simply says "hope you change your mind" kek didn't expect that
Ryan Parker
Heh, funny you mention capeshit because that one was made by the dude that pretty much set the style for Spiderverse before being cut from the project. So if you want something that uses similar techniques and animation gimmicks check that out.
David Moore
Agreed Comrade, Russian short is best short.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Feels nostalgic as fuck. It's like a WAY BETTER Liquid Television.
was his politics not aligned with the company policy?
Brody Bailey
>stuff like Spiderverse
in terms of animation, not the writing, right?
Aiden Sullivan
Think it was just creative. A lot of his work is still featured in Animatics that Sony showcases as well as the art book which basically has Prototype Peni Parker being the exact same girl used in the Witness. You can see his impact throughout the movie. His vision was just a bit darker than I think lord and miller wanted.
I was waiting for a twist, but I've still got very impressed by how well it was executed
Gabriel Green
seen ep01 ahahahahhah dumbest fucking shit ive seen all week
Gavin Peterson
...
Christopher Adams
not to be a Yea Forums faggot but it looks like it was done on whatever the latest Halo cinematic scenes were done on and for that reason they looked amazing. I didn’t really mind the girl power shit at all. I thought the entire episode was really enjoyable
Adrian Wood
why? it was really neat monster fighting. I’d watch a show based off it
Jeremiah Harris
I'm more interested in the concepts, the tech, setting, and sport.
Christopher Turner
Best waifu.
Christian Myers
Basically a good ol' Delta Green rpg session.
Hudson Young
You can't argue with /pol/. The rape backstory and gay girl power feminism in the first episode is actually played up by the protagonist as part of her strategy to gain an edge in her fights, I mean it's right there in the name. It's a redpilled look at identity politics being bullshit but at this point any female protagonist is like waving a red flag at a bull to /pol/ and the irony is totally lost on them.
Samuel Adams
why is episode 8 a better story than all of Korra?
Samuel Miller
What are you? A furfaggot? It's not hard to excel against Korra's trash.
Colton Miller
I want to be with Mr Yogurt forever, please don't leave us!
Jaxon Thompson
probably the best steampunk story ive ever seen desu
Hunter Jenkins
It was too short imo, I wanted to see the full powetof the mechakyuubi slicing throats
Jonathan Smith
Is there a reason why the sound bits at the beginning of each episode are similar (if not exactly the same) as black mirror?
Justin Hernandez
power of*
Jayden Cruz
Because this is like Black Mirror but actually interesting to the eye and it doesn't take forever
Andrew Adams
Because the protagonist gets over her loss of magic in a practical and unique way Whereas in Korra she gets over her loss of magic by using a different kind of magic to get the other magic back
Joshua Perez
And every other episode isn't "DUDE WHAT IF YOUR EYE WAS THE COMPUTER!"
Aiden Ortiz
DUDE WHAT IF THE COMPUTER WAS YOU BUT YOU WERE A COMPUTER
Luis Butler
How come there are no videogames of army dudes that are also anti terrorist werewolves?
Elijah Lopez
That yogurt shit was funny as fuck
Juan Myers
>DUDE, WHAT IF SOCIAL MEDIA WAS AN EVIL THING USED TO CONTROL YOU
Hudson Myers
I like it
Jonathan Nelson
So far I've really enjoyed some of them. Im on Fish Night now and think its really good
Alexander Fisher
>Watching Fish Night >"hey that guy sounds like PS4 Spider Man" >Check the credits >same voice actor (Yuri lowenthal) interesting
some of these are actually pretty good but why did they feel the need to open with the bull dyke power fantasy
Tyler Smith
The fight was dope, top aesthetics too. As you said only downside was dyke edge girl, we wuz cyberpunk and soibrit.
Thomas Lee
yeah, beyond the existential horror of it all and how freaky the reality is, at least it seems to care. Still i assume it eats the people or feeds them to eachother maybe to keep them alive
Dominic Brooks
It was way too on the nose, with the monster girl being pinned up against the side of the arena and "penetrated" with the blade.
Colton Smith
Don't astronauts get ropes into space while they are working outside a space station or a satellite? I mean, what's better than a thick ass rope to prevent you of getting lost in the abyss?
Lincoln Stewart
They leave it all open to interpretation. It looks like a space spider that's caught helpless people in it's space cancer web but everything the spider does suggests it's not hostile. It had no reason to allow him to wake up or even tell him bits and pieces of the truth.
Logan Powell
Stop mansplaining how to spacewalk, shitlord.
Anthony Jenkins
good point
Luke Bell
true, it might be a little of both, it does what it can to make their deaths as painless and pleasant as possible, since they wouldve died anyway. Definitely my favorite short just because im still thinking about it. the witness was pretty great too
Eli Mitchell
Holy shit nigga pump the brakes on that projecting of yours
Alexander Perez
what a fucking brainlet. you seriously didnt notice that till he pointed it out did you?
Juan Ward
Now now, stop with the samefagging, all I saw was some motherfucking monsters beating each other's ass and then some nice strat by the dyke when she was baiting the rock all the time just to get closer
Andrew Stewart
You seriously are retarded if you missed that obvious symbolism.
Watching EP.13 atm, and HOLY SHIT is this some BS YT quality garbage. Not ONE original idea, actually I'd say a lot of them are straight stolen.
EP.1 #metoo the movie EP.2 I rather like this one, stupid but charming EP.3 Film student the movie EP.4 Gameplay footage EP.5 Take 100x EP.6 Long live Yogurt EP.7 Spider waifu, it's OK EP.8 MEEHH the movie EP.9 It's garbage EP.10 Speciesism TM EP.11 Gravity 2.0, but somehow worse EP.12 LSD the movie
>the black man long to return to being a mindless slave What did they mean by this?
Brayden Clark
don't worry that some retard will catch up with that in a couple of days and you will see some blog post about it complaining and calling to boycott Netflix
Alexander Jackson
AQUILA RIFT IS BASED AS FUCK AND A GREAT EPISODE
Henry Brooks
honestly the best episode. >aoen flux art style >engaging story >great message about how we all long for simple times best of the bunch, imo, with spider waifu and the comedy trio robots exploring post-apocalypse close behind.
Nathan Gray
>He didn't notice the most obvious sexual symbolism in a short film where rape is an extremely prominent theme and one of the minor characters literally says that the MC is fighting her rapists in the ring. We really need to bring eugenics back.
Aaron Ross
way to miss the point on the third story, brainlet
Hunter Jackson
visually its great, the stories do oack a bit, but there is only so much you can fit into 5-10mins, and most stuff out of hollywood isnt really any better