That doesn't look very scary!

I'd let loose an angry turkey on him and watch it fuck his boy ass

I've seen enough angry geese chase fat boys around to know he's a pussy

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club him over the head with a six-foot turkey carcass.

I'd throw some sand in his eyes and then round house kick to his upper body as he stumbles around. Then I'd hump Laura Dern for 15 minutes

someone check this kid for the mark of the beast

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>Volunteer Boy, you ignorant slut.

>Then I'd hump Laura Dern for 15 minutes
that sounds like a lose-lose situation

Who the hell brings there annoying, overweight 12 year old to a dig site in the middle of bumfuck montana?

Imagine looking exactly the same as you did 25 years ago.

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Should have Turkey Slapped him

GOT EM!

back in the 80's and early 90's there were a lot of tv shows and films that made fun of "tourist-trap" like places in the middle of nowhere.

It was just one of those weak platitudinous jokes all over the place like "airline food sucks" and "lawyers love money"

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this is the most dad looking sob in history. this shot should be in the dictionary under “dad”

Bruh that kid would lose to a 6 foot Turkey so that's a terrible comparison to make at all

Damn it, I laughed.

Sounds like your Dad schooled you a lot

Set this one on him, see how fast that little faggot runs

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Yeah, but a University sponsored paleontology dig site isn't a tourist trap.
Must be one of the grad student's kids or something.

Spielberg hates little fat boys almost as much as he loves little girls.

Yeah it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I think the way the scene was written, they just wanted to very quickly establish that
1. Alan Grant was a top expert in his field.
2. He disliked commercialization and tourism of his field of expertise.
This would give enough of a reason why he would agree to go see Jurassic Park, while also believing that it's creation was a terrible idea in the first place.

It's basically writing the story just to advance the plot.

>Hey dumbass, those are fossils, not bones! Some archaeologist you are!

based and birdpilled

he ugly

>Yeah? We'll you're fat.

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Bury him alive in a riverbed, wait a million years and then dig him up and yell at his long-dead corpse
>MORE LIKE A TEN-YEAR OLD GOBLIN

>We spared no expense
>except IT
That cheap fuck

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Your forgot 3. Establishes that Grant hates children.

or dent in the skull. fuckers practically crosseyed.

its funny cause in the movie his character is unmarried in his 40's.

In the book Chriton said Grant actually liked kids. I think the film adapatation works better tho.

Based

>Chili n' seabass
What did he mean by this?

>Don't even say nothing to me boy! You look like a mf UHHHH

This kid obviously never interacted with a turkey, those niggas are savage.

stfu 30-year old lesbian looking ass

>I'm gonna thanksgiving your ass.

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thats a big cock

MEGA-LEG

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>>That doesn't look very scary!
>>More like a six foot turkey
>How do you respond Yea Forums?
You are alive when they start to fuck you in the ass.
So some respect you little cunt.

oh yeah?
well that "six foot turkey" is going to gut you like the pig you are

God damn that turkey fucked him up

>implying
MJ only wanted cute skinny little white boys, no tub 'o' lards like him

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Pretty kino face if you ask me

He said he was going to chill Ian's eabass.