C'MERE YOU

Have you ever worked food service? 8 years, damn near everyone I worked with smoked. Cooks, management, front of house, everyone. It’s stressful and the stress rolls downhill if whoever runs the place doesn’t nip it. I’ve had my grill catch fire and just had to roll with it.

>be warned not to make spaghetti before order
>do it again
>then undercook the fucking meal
Josh earned the scorching mang

How long do you think Gordon Ramsey takes to style his hair in the morning?

I'm guessing you did it because you had to then right? I can't imagine anyone being passionate when it's that brutal on you.

I know they're probably told to do it but I seriously hate every customer that speaks on any GR show. They all sounds like absolute cocksuckers, every one.

Like this fucking prick: youtu.be/t2KUSV2q8tc?t=202

What was their fucking problem?

THE CHICKEN IS

I’ve worked in kitchens since I was 18, it’s not what i’m passionate about but it’s a skill set I have and the money has been nice. Old job paid $12.10 an hour, new one pays $8.00 plus tip share for kitchen staff. Left the old job due to management but still drop by for breakfast and coffee. I have stories if anyone is interested.

Yeah man.

>i smoke because im stressed meme
cringe

>cringe

Yikes

>Yikes
Oof

Better than soi

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>le children can consent meme

get fucked nonce bastard

FUCK OFF

have sex

>yeah my mom smoked while she was pregnant, how did you know?

way to fuck up your palates. good luck becoming a professional chef

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Like I care what an actual paedo thinks of me.

Reddit spammer.

>someone thinking smoking is trashy when you handle people's food is a pedophile
cope harder for your addiction

says the nonce lol

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wtf are you retards even arguing about? How does a meme thread about Gordon turn into an argument about smoking and pedophilia? You "people" unironically need to get laid.

does that image come from the same folder that contains your cp mate?

>get laid

nonce spotted. get sterilized mate.

ONE SCOTTISH SPAGETTI COMMING UP CHEF

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>pls dnt bulli the smoker

Dry.

Real dry.

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Are you the nonce from the shitposting thread the other day?

>remembers all the times he gets bullied for his smoking
lmao the embarrassment is unreal

I got into an argument with another nonce who wanted to make a child bleed, nothing to do with your smoking obsession, pedoposter.

>reddit trying to make someone else reddit

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Oh yeah, I remember feeling particularly bad for him and you for just barely missing out on Satanic trips

Post more reddit memes.

>being this specific about not making children bleed, in a thread about cooking
>i-im not coping i s-swear
Are you alright, buddy?

Okay daddy

I asked him, in another thread, "You want to make a fucking child bleed?" and he basically said yes.

>acting out your fantasies with another user about what you want to do to children
uh... ok?

Why did he keep making spaghetti?

Only a nonce like you wants to hurt a child.

That's a funny way of spelling Raj

So many redditors in here.

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>hasn't had a cigarette the last 5 minutes
>gets all mad and agitated calling everyone around him pedos

The pedo-shaming needs to stop, or I won't be held responsible for my actions!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE NONCE

I'VE PHONED THE POLICE, DON'T MOVE DON'T RUN

Nah Raj just confused Gordon and he wasn't eliminated by Gordon himself

Josh isn't that big of a fuck up perse throughout the whole season like a lot of others, but he still got so much shit from Gordon

Wait, did the Top Gear dudes do a cooking challenge episode or something? Would actually love to see James May cooking.

>gets rightfully called a nonce
>tries to change the subject to smoking

I have literally never posted on Reddit and you people call me a Redditor all the time. I was posting here before Reddit existed you fucking zoomers.

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who is this rump roasted smoker. someone asked a question about smoking and hes claiming everyone but him touches kids. i bet this faggot smokes menthol as well

I don't smoke mate, I spend my time and money hunting nonces.

so what the fuck are you even going on about?

> Fish too raw five times in a row.
> Hurrr yeah I'll bring Ramsay another fucking raw piece of fish what could go wrong.

The fuck do they even find these tards?

>nonce
>1) A person convicted (or simply guilty) of sexual crimes, especially pedophilia.

BUT IT'S NOT RAW ENOUGH CHEF

I never watched this show. Post more bits from youtube for me.

The holy HK trinity.

BATH,
NICE AND HOT

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Thats a Big bath

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Aren't they told to do this by the produceers/etc?

Hows that any different than someone having a beer or two after work? A joint? A glass of wine? Even playing a game or watching a movie

You're from /wsg/ aren't you?

>his hair
>his
user, I have bad news

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I'm a waiter, and trust me, there are a lot of cocksuckers

Always gets me.

I smoked for about a decade because I refuse to take pills to steady my anxiety. Yes zoomfag, its a thing.

>you fucking donut

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>He thinks smoking is the worst bit

Almost all chefs smash cocaine as well to get through the shift. You wouldn't know a thing about real shift work though would you?

Being a line chef is completely different you fucking mong.

youtube.com/watch?v=TiGbybsprjM
Who was in the wrong?

*smacks hands together*

The waitress is cute though.

Based!

Need more rambo.

based

Do these transplants actually work? Asking for a friend heh...

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joe rogan had it done, said it was just delaying the inevitable

Just invest in those new toupees

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You can't grow crops on barren fields, user. It stays in for a yew years at most and then dies out.