Recliners are the future of the movie theater along with assigned seating...

Imagine the smell

30 bucks for a popcorn combo at my theater.

How is that even necessary?

>Next level
Get on my level

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>2019
>going to the movies

I really don't care as long as this means I don't have to share a theater with blacks and other noisy subhumans who will go to the regular-price theater instead.

right, because who wants to actually hear the movie they're trying to watch

Stupid.

The last movie I saw at the theater was Dunkirk and there was no assigned seating. I don't think I like this idea. If I have a bunch of melanin enhanced individuals in the seats when I get there I'm going to sit at least three or four rows away.

This is why theaters are investing in stuff like this, it's to compete against the luxuries of the home. It's not just improving the projection or the sound quality either, my theater added a full service bar.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Kinoplex Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Use Your Giant TV Like Nigga Just Sit On The Couch Haha

if i paid to see a movie only to have some cunts kids parading in a ball pit i'd demand my cash back.

Reserved seating is fairly new to the US, within the last 5 years or so. It used to just be general admission until theaters realized that allowing people to pick their seats and not have to fight over them was preferred. Recliners are also new because many theaters felt that stadium seating was enough, it's not.

how cute. it's almost as if Americans are no longer college kids and are finally maturing into real adults

Damn you are one hard muthafucka man, respect.

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Pedophile theater

I imagine that is just used exclusively for kids movies, maybe even private screenings for kids birthday parties. If you have a 30-screen theater, it's not hard to designate one like that for stupid kids.

Those are exclusively for couple with kids, no couple or singles allowed, and they show only dubbed cartoon/animated films.

If a couple with kids younger than 8yo want to watch a movie, they are forced to go to this room, so they don't bother regular rooms.

Basically yeah, theaters don't want general audiences, they want audiences with cash. It's why the recliners are worth the loss of seating, because the seats that do get sold will likely also increase the likelihood of concession sales. Recliners and reserved seating create more repeat business.

> forced into a room because of their demon spawn

why don't all cinemas have one of these.

Assigned seating and smaller numbers of available seats is sometimes annoying if you want to go see a new movie or older, but still popular movie that is out with little pre-planning for when you want to see it. It increases the odds that you'll get a less preferable seat if you are willing to buy a ticket for a movie and wait for it to start while looking at your phone for longer than other people who want to buy tickets for seats and then arrive where they bought tickets for possibly several hours or days earlier before the movie started and then arrive into the theater right when they think the movie will actually start playing.

If you paid to see a movie at a theater that has a ball pit and then got upset and demand your money back when there are kids using the ball pit you're a special kind of retarded.

Holy shit this actually looks pretty awesome. Seems like a great way to do a kids birthday party actually. Rent out a whole room, dozens of kids, all the parents, make all the damn noise you want, keeps the kids out of the theaters where they would otherwise be loud and obnoxious.

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Also some reclining seats don't have holes in between the seat cushion and the arms of the chairs and have lots of crumbs in between this area due to so many people eating stuff in these chairs relative to how often they are cleaned.

Yeah, it kills spontaneity and just randomly deciding to see a movie opening night. There would be times where you'd have to rush into the theater as the previous showtime ended just so you could claim the best seats with your friends, and sit there for 40-50 minutes. Now all those seats are sold, and may have been for days or weeks.

You guys gonna love these.
-Moving floor activated with motion in movie
-Seats with vibration
-Air, Breeze, Tornado and rain FX
-Smell masks (FUCKING SMELL MASK!!!!!)

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Seems to be a thing in Indonesia and Thailand, presumably for the wealthy. It's a designated kid theater, seems like a better idea than just stuffing kids into a playland or something.

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I've tried this once. It's a shit gimmick that gets very tiring after 20 minutes

Motion and the sense stuff kinds of works when the motions match up to what's happening on screen, which really only benefits amusement park attractions. The films weren't shot with this shit in mind. Seems like an annoyance or anything else. What would watching a porno be like?

In NYC, you still have everything from recliners to pic related depending where you go.

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I wish cupholders would just fuck off

Yeah, everyone just balances their sodas on their belly in my kinoplex.

I prefer traditional seating. More people can fit in the theater, which means cheaper tickets.

The wife and I went out to the movies for the first time since the summer (we have a toddler), and saw Alita. The lady sitting next to us went "OHH!" "OOOO!" and "HUH!" on average every 5 seconds.

my local cinema still has older screens where the seats have this board going along the back of the seats where you can put your shit

This idea

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I'll be that dad who insists on getting to the theater early so we can get a good seat while my daughter tries to explain we can buy them in advance online.

Kek. You can't even fit into the seats you fat fuckin donut
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERIFATS

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>daughter
haha

When I was a kid you could rent out a theater with an xbox and have halo parties

Cupholders and cupholders trays are the best invetion since wheel

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you mean I won't have to imagine the smell?

That was me 6 months ago. I learned since then. Now i come still way too early and sit in my reserved reclainer and watch patrons slowly dripping.

have sex

This at least gives you some room to put your stuff down
A single cupholder isn't helping

Digits confirm.

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based, but also redpilled

Yes. I only watched TFA and Baywatch, TFA was cool with motion, but smell was mostly snow and dirt. Baywatch have almost not movement at all, but smell was nice, it smelled like coconut, beach and sunlight lotion all time.

Like in the chairs all have their own trays for popcorn or food, and everyone has their own dedicated cupholder.

I've been in both, and the OP ones suck, because carrying 1 bag of popcorns 2 sodas and other candies/snacks suck. If you have your own cupholder tray you can carry 2 large bags of popcorn and up to 3 sodas.

I went to see TFA in theatres at a "VIP theatre". The only seats I could find were at the front row where the seats are actually couches where you recline back almost completely flat. I think it was one of my favorite theatre experiences. I tried the regular VIP seats and they are just extra roomy seats with tables, not as comfy.

Give me your daughter's number

Aren't those the standard, along with waitresses?

You forgot to mention the part where your "toddler" whined and cried throughout the entire movie and ruined everyone's experience. Glad you and the family had a fun time, asshole.

Waitresses?

Yeah. You press a button, a lady comes, gives you a menu and takes your order.

>paying $30 for a seat

I pay $5.50, have electronic recliners with tables, arms lift between every other chair to make love seats, wall between every row (like in picture above) so you're never blocked by the people in front, smaller audience due to the re-arranged seating, assigned.

on tuesday, it's only $4 for all ages

I think recliners just about halves the number of people in every auditorium. Which overall is great, means the theater can never be as packed as they used to be, shorter concession lines, fewer chances for tards to be annoying.

Assigned seating is BULLSHIT. I should be allowed to move seats if I don't like the assholes sitting near me.

>recliners/beds

imagine paying to lay in someone elses filth for a few hours

I don't know how anyone can deal with going to a theater in general

i get the slide and ball pit but why the picket fence?

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I buy the seat next to me or next to the person in with, that way they don’t have to endure being that close to a stinky rando

They definitely go through penis inspection.

my favorite theater is an oldschool cinemark without the assigned seats. the assigned seating and small audiences of modern theaters just kills the old movie going experience

>someone elses filth
What if it's a grill?

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