Strong empowered woman needs no emotions

>Strong empowered woman needs no emotions
>"I like her"
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I thought it was more like, "We're going to fuck later, aren't we?"

Strong empowered women need no sex.
Also, there is no sex in Disney movies.

O B S E S S E D

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she's like old thor or old captain america. marvel was going to introduce a shit new character sooner or later, its just unlucky they went for a women at the wrong time.

have sex

this, she is like thor 1 thor but without any sense of humility.
fucking boring stoic cunt.

>no sex in Disney movies
Tell that to Lady and the Tramp

>that rapey squirrel in sword in the stone

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the point of that scene is that she wasn't intimidated by the hammer flying by her head you braindead incel, coitus.

Hot damn, does this look lame.

>the point of that scene is that she wasn't intimidated by the hammer flying by her head
you don't say

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>strong empowered woman needs no ass
>visibly flinches trying to smirk

weak.

Reminder that Captain Marvel is the Kree girl that tried to rip out Starlords thorax.

Yeah that's the issue. She's not intimidated by anything or anyone. Everyone accepts her within seconds of meeting her. Everyone likes her and wants to be her friend. Literally Rey 2.0

>he can only be sexually excited by an ass the size of a hippo and as wide as a Ford Explorer

hi Juan/Achmed/Taqwan

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I do say, OP seemed confused by "no emotion", like she was going to guffaw and dance or something

>nibbles
>nibbles nibbles
>nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble

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Like every other character in the universe you didn't have a vendetta against

>incels inventing fake scenarios to be outraged about
this is your mind on anti-social justice
stop while you're still sane

If a girl like that had gone with me to Prom, my life would have been entirely different.

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Why does Brie Larson lives rent free in many anons heads?

>black and white with selective colour
That's gonna be a yikes from me

>Gunshots line up with the music

So tired of this

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It's just this

Holy shit she’s actually wearing makeup. Makes her look so much better. Is this because of the based Russo bros?

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hmm... naw dude
it wouldn't have mattered

>wonders how that would feel in my mouth

>Wanda killed
>Gamora killed
>Mantis killed
>Evangeline Lilly killed
>This bitch gets to lead everyone from now on
Fucking why. We already had a bunch of likeable whamyn. They were all different but likeable in their own way. This fucking wet drywall scultpture comes in and ruins the entire fucking vibe at the last minute. Why?

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>Thor and Guardians meet in Infinity War
>Neither of them trust each other right off the bat, Thor and Peter very clearly annoy each other but they have to team up for the greater good
>Thor meets Captain Marvel in Endgame
>Likes her within the first 5 seconds
Hmmm.

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have sex

MOOOVE OVER, WHITE MAN THOR!!! XDD

She looks like a barbie doll. (fap fap fap fap fap fap)

Cope

partake in intercourse

More?

She's literally brainwashed by the Kree to repress her emotions

gotta emotionally validate the diversity hire or they'll #metoo your ass.

Not everyone likes eveyone, but you can screen this post that EVERYONE will like CM

"I like her"

What you say to other people when there is a mega bitch in the room who is bound to cause trouble

>captain marvel already demonstrates she knows one of the key people within the avengers
>nick fury
>special pager was to contact her
Hmmm.

I'd fuck her too. Based Thor.

gee why would things be different before and after thanos murders half of all people?

Have sex

Isn't she from California? That explains a lot.

possibly, nick fury introduces her

Just like you IRL treating women differently because you think they'll fuck you

Hey wtf I'm from california

have sex

>be me
>go to gym
>eyeing this blonde cutie for weeks
>actually ask her out friday morning while she's on treadmill
>she politely declines stating she's married

what the fuck is wrong with women

Goddamnit, man. Trailer literally had me until that cunt showed up on screen. I swear to fucking Christ, black hole of charisma is really the most accurate phrase to describe her. Unbelievable.

We're invested in the rest of the characters and then she shows up. Goddamn.

this is why I'm not paying for endgame ever.
even rape victims crack a smile

>being this invested in incel memes
Jesus christ you guys

hi incel!

YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO NAME A MORE UNLIKABLE ENTITLED BITCHFACE IN ALL OF MOVIES

>THE LEAD OF MARVEL PHASE 4
>A LITERAL WHO INTRODUCED 1 MONTH EARLIER KILLSTEALS THANOS FROM A 10 YEAR MCU CAST
OH NO NONONONO, THIS IS GONNA PISS PEOPLE OFF

FINALLY THE DEATH OF CAPESHIT APPROACHES
WE JUST HAD TO WAIT FOR THE FUTURE, (WHICH IS FEMALE) LMAO

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fuck off sex addicted nonce

not all of us want to fuck kids you nonce faggot

I doubt catching foot fungus would have changed your entire life

*upvoted*

she’s not gonna kill Thanos you mong, she’ll help fend off his “army”. i put army in quotes because reasons you’ll understand when you watch the film. don’t ask how I know this just trust me

DOESNT MATTER MCU IS FINISHED

PHASE 4 IS ALL CUNTY FEMINISTS, WATCH THE STEADY DECLINE FROM ENDGAME

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>strong empowered feminist
>has fake tits and is caked in make up
What did Brie Larson mean by this?

LOOK IM ACTING

Uhm, no sweety, women wear makeup to express themselves, and if they don't wear makeup they get told they need to wear makeup so they wear it to avoid the harassment

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>thor likes her immediately
MAH REY SUE

>forgetting that scene in avengers 1 where tony, Thor, and captain America square off against each other
>forgetting where Thor and hulk nearly tear each other to pieces

>Doesn’t emote at all

They’re trying SO HARD to make her this ultra badass that it wraps back around and she comes off as insecure and unlikeable.

>my GF's sperm

He has no right to call the doctor an idiot.

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Fucking
Yikes

The mental gymnastics of shills never ceases to amaze me

She looks like a cunt

>Marvel’s personality reminds thor of a fleshlight
>’i like her’
Me too thorbro, me too

Reminds me of DC in the eighties and nineties. Neil Gaiman was writing Sandman (set in the DC universe, even if he didn't feature that many superheroes in it).

>in the issue about the serial killer's convention "the only word that got censored was 'masturbate,'" Gaiman says. "It was explained to me that people do not masturbate in the DC Universe. Actually, that explains a lot. That's probably why the characters all dress in tight costumes and go around thumping the shit out of each other."

Woah woah woah they fucked?

I mean lion king implied that naps got that pride Dick but lady in the tramp?

Show me

>until he sees her feet

>Captain Marvel was not in any of the movies because she was busy being the Crypt Keeper until Endgame

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So equality means just imitate what you think only men do

AND THEN I SAW HER FEET

I swear the original idea was probably something along the lines of Captain Toes catching the hammer midair, doing a backflip and saying a cringy one-liner like "Nice toy". Then somebody at Marvel had a stroke of sanity.

XD

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OH GOD ITS FAST

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those feet are shooped right?

.....RIGHT?!

that's some skeletal buddhist monk type feet

Thanos is f*cked

>gf’s sperm

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Only men have sex with men in Disney MCU movies

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I'm glad they're going to kill Cap off before Disney caves to the pressure and makes him gay

>gf's sperm
Western civilization summarized in two words

reminder that pol likes traps

Jesus.

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That's a 65 year old woman's foot on a person that's no more than 30

Thor clearly gets a hard on for strong empowered women. He basically straight up says so in Ragnarok.

>no emotions
She smirks tho

Classic fanfic Mary Sue. The only thing Captain Marvel was missing was Captain Kirk falling in love with her.

Honestly, Brie seems like she'd be pretty cool if she didn't spout feminist garbage about hating white guys for no reason. I don't know why she feels the need to be like that.

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Fpbp

I know it's hard to imagine people liking you but it's not exactly uncommon for normal people

This would’ve been so much cooler than what we got, and genuinely badass.

How many times are they going to reset Thor's character?
>Thor - arrogant dude who learns humility in the end
>Thor 2 - arrogant dude who learns humility in the end
>Avengers - arrogant dude who learns humility and teamwork in the end
>Ragnarok - wacky mcwacky dude who learns to fart lightning in the end
>Infinity - SUDDENLY SORROWFUL GRIMDERP HERO

I’ve always found it odd how very few people seem to take note of how drastic Thor’s demeanor is between everything Pre-Infinity War and Infinity War. It’s such a jarring and drastic change, he becomes waaaaaay more subdued and serious, standoffish but also snarky. It’s like two completely different characters

Literally only Peter dislike him everyone else thought Thor was cooler Peter was mogged.

Is this pic recent? She has the same old white lady haircut she's had the entire marvel press tour

To be fair after IF he should be sorrowful and self hating
He let arrogance stop him from just ending Thanos before the snap

Literally every shot that had both Thor and Quill in it could be made into a “The Chad _____ vs The Virgin _____” meme

Quill was so brutally mogged by Thor that he died

Why didn't they go for the comedy angle and have the axe bounce off the back of her head?

Why didn't they make it chop her head while were at it?

Yeah, but Thor is a pretend-God, he's just a powerful alien, Quill is literally a son of actual God, whom he fucking murdered. Quill outChads Thor in the end.

BASED 2BH

It would imply she could actually hold the hammer and that can fuck right off. Even Cap coudn't do it. Absorbing some space powers doesn't make you pure of heart.

WE GET IT MARVEL CAPTAIN FUNGUS IS COOL SHE IS IS A WHAMEN TOO SHE'S JUST AMAZING AS FUCK WOW EVEN THOR LIKES HER DAYUM HE BETTER WATCH IT HOW BADASS SHE IS WHOA

>strong female character
>still needs to be told by an established character that she's being liked so we can like her too

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WOMEN ARE OFFICIALLY A MEME AS OF THIS MINUTE

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The man that threw a hissy fit about his gf and directly jeopardized and ruined what would’ve been an otherwise successful execution of removing the gauntlet from Thanos and saving 50% of the universe’s population is no Chad.

Why does she always have that fake forced smile like she doesn't want to be there? Does she hate her job?

At least she is wearing make-up. At least feels like the Russo’s are trying to make her presentable and likable over her abortion joyless origin movie.

Sorry sweaty, her womb is only for African babies!

When you meet another dude or group of friends you’re automatically skepticism, when you meet a girl you have your dick hard for you automatically trust her because you’re thinking with your dick. Thor has a hardon for CM

>Strong empowered woman needs no emotions
"Strong empowered woman" is just code for "woman who does a shitty impression of a man."

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>Sitting down to talk about her latest film, the Israeli-born actress admitted that Hollywood films often failed to portray feminists in the correct light.
Speaking about her time crafting and getting in touch with her character on her latest movie.
'A lot of films that try for a "feminist" portrayal will just make a woman be really tough,' the star explained. 'Well, that’s not feminist because it’s not allowing the woman to be a human being. No one’s just tough.'
Expanding on the point she added that the view that everything would be better if women ran the world is wrong.

>‘I want every version of a woman and a man to be possible. I want women and men to be able to be full-time parents or full-time working people or any combination of the two. I want both to be able to do whatever they want sexually without being called names. I want them to be allowed to be weak and strong and happy and sad – human, basically. The fallacy in Hollywood is that if you’re making a “feminist” story, the woman kicks ass and wins. That’s not feminist, that’s macho. A movie about a weak, vulnerable woman can be feminist if it shows a real person that we can empathize with.’

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she literally has the body of a 12 year old boy, was this filmed before she started "working out" for captain marvel?

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His trunk is only for Aussie babes.

Agree, but she's still better than Gadot

>married
Jesus Christ, what a slut.

Maybe I'm biased as an ausfag, but as boring as Thor was at the start he never came off as smug or up his own ass like that.

>Karen
>Worthy
Not even Steve, the worthiest of worthiest, could pick it, much less Kuntren

It's a different hammer now, you don't need to be worthy to rule Asgard to lift it.

God she has such a resting bitch face. He seriously bugs me.

I wish women would put effort into their roles.

That's not a high standard to beat.

And the hubby is a cuck, allowing his wife to mingle with men in a highly sexualised environment.

>I wish women would put effort into their roles.
>Asking women to met the requirements of a job like men do
That's fucking sexist, you male pig, off yourself now

Hollywood apparently dare not ask a women to change her appearance, or tell her appearance isn't perfect. All women are beautiful!

I can't even finish that shit. You fuckers watch that????

Pretty much.

in a way it would

what a nasty woman

FUCK OFF CAPESHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is that megahunk hanging out around those 5/10 roasties?

Punching far above their weight class is the ultimate girl power fantasy.

Based

>gf's sperm

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The axe should've gone through her head and then Thor would quip "Looks like I CAN aim for the head after all"

This is not a hammer, this is an axe and we don't know if it has the same rules, it was never mentioned.
In the comics Thor switched to that axe exactly because he couldn't lift his hammer anymore.

She has literally less muscle tone than Gadot.

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except that chick totally was caught sucking off the explorer dude in you know what

>the explorer dude in you know what
The who in the what?

hope he doesn't ask her for her phone number.

Dude will be in prison for assault and rape SO FAST!

youtu.be/syeil3zx2JI

>went for a women at the wrong time.
is there ever really a "right" time to introduce a female hero?

That'd be pretty impressive considering he's literally dust in the wind at this point

>nick fury introduces her
that's going to be impressive since he's just a pile of flakes.

>Brie with stripper makeup and a bitchface

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I'm a dude and i'm almost that skinny
I have gained more muscle than that after doing chin ups every other day for a month

why is she clenching her fists? what's she gonna do?

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jesus christ her triceps. Or the lack of triceps. fuck, Salazaar got into better shape and ripped af for Alita and her entire body was being replaced by CGI.

>Punching far above their weight class is the ultimate girl power fantasy.

without developing or improving themselves before hand at all.

>what is power fantasy
You sound like an idiot.

Is that an illusion or does black widow got a 3ft long ass?

*blocks your character growth*

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Is Ghost alive? She was the cutest.

Stronk empowered women can have whenether they want

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She hates her father.

>taking right angle so her face doesn’t look like a brick
Not bad

DARYL
GET THE CROSSBOW

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Chin-ups are the king, they even train your abs

Yeah i noticed that. trying to do pullups from a dead hang, i have to engage abs to do em. its fuckin' weird that the body seems to work that way but thats what it seems i have to do

>>taking right angle so her face doesn’t look like a brick
>Not bad
it almost worked too

chin-ups* not pullups
But i am working up to more pullups

Fucking hell, we got a professor of cinema in our midst...

El dorado wasn’t Disney
That was dreamworks

I agree with you but just so you know, yes this was filmed before captain marvel. Endgame was in postproduction when captain marvel was in pre and in principle photography

>”I like her”

Well, colour me fucking shocked.

Except absolutely not.

Does that image imply youll turn gay? Because that dude is gay

damn, you're so smart

It's crazy to me how expressless she was in a franchise that heavily relies on expression. Literally 1/10 acting.

nah, she's a cunt in general

>“Here’s your 3000th Capt Marvel shill post. Only incels hate her and you have to shout ‘Yass qwen’ when we shove her white man-hating fungal feet in your face like a good automaton as we capitalise on feminist movements to rinse yet more money from weak, impressionable egotists who want to be seen to support social causes, but not actually DO anything to help others than spread a hashtag on social media...”

>”No. I disagree.”

>*S C R E E C H* “RENT FREEEEEEeeeeeee”

this, it's hardly rent free when it's being spammed and taking moot's hard drive space

Convenient.

Does ISIS still accept applicants? Asking for a friend...

Ayyy lmao. Brie could actually cure my foot fetish. I like her now for that.

desu she's as cunty as any polcel when confronted with a situation where her sociopolitical leanings need to be established

she's a cunt even about people googling if she's left handed

Shut the fuck up already incels

>I M A G I N E
>T H E
>S M E L L

Like old teabags and moody tweed coats

Wearing two pants

The moment you realize that you did not squat

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i just noticed this but im 100% sure brie larson's legs and ass are cgi, her legs are nowhere near that thick and look at thor's tiny toothpick legs wtf haha

Disney really ruined Marvel in all ways, right?

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It is if the person being liked is objectively unlikeable.

>wired interview
admittedly she was oddly cunty there. She doesn't seem that way elsewhere
maybe she was having a bad day and/or didn't have enough alcohol in her blood during that point in her day during the press tour who fuckin' knows kek
Is this her first time in a massive IP? I know kong skull island was a big movie but was it YUUUGE big? or just big?

She can’t help it. He’s a white male. She’s imagining she’s holding a microphone to give the speech of a decade.

You can't ruin something that is inherently shit.

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It's not true
Marvel are fucking based before Disney

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>these used to be known as Stacy’s in the 00’s

Looks like a prebuscent fantasy cartoon to me.

>You can't ruin something that is inherently shit he unironically posted on Yea Forums

>being attracted to a healthy female of strong childbearing capacity means i'm nigger and bad

hello beta incel onions effeminate orbiter loser

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Look at the left leg.
They tried to make her more THICC and failed miserably

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have sex

Has anything movie related ever triggered this board more? It's like every single little ting she says or does makes the butts sore.

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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENDGAME IS GOING TO BE A FLOP. YA FUCKED UP MARVEL, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHheh

>Has anything movie related ever triggered this board more?
This. How could Yea Forums let one flat-ass, fungi foot, woman cause so much anal devastation?

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yes

>the point of that scene is that she wasn't intimidated by the hammer flying by her head you braindead incel, coitus.

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!!! MY REALITY IS SHATTERED BY THIS REVELATION!!! TRULY WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF UNPARALLELED INTELLECT BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION!!!

You fucking nigger!!!FACT!!!

Marvel hired an ass-double. there was a casting call and everything

>Why does she always have that fake forced smile like she doesn't want to be there? Does she hate her job?

She hates taking Jew cock in her mouth, pussy and asshole. It's a fake smile of someone who is full of herself and doesn't think she needs to be polite to get what she wants i.e. the Mara sisters!!!FACT!!!

Thor in the first movie is meant to be high class, educated, and well-bred, but from an ancient and warlike culture. He is intelligent and has good manners. But he's impulsive, arrogant, and vainglorious. He must learn humility and true selflessness.

Maybe people see the good manners part as boring and would rather see Thor acting like a caveman or something. Sure there are some dumb scenes like that one where he talks about how science and magic are one and the same, but I mean, how is this scene where he tries to lift his hammer and fails boring?

youtube.com/watch?v=Uv9_T0OOKI4

Then there's the part where he apologizes to Loki with the utmost sincerity and selfless humility:

youtube.com/watch?v=HCjPBpdlccM

Hemsworth was great in Thor 1. I really don't get where this meme about him being boring comes from.

have sex

>You'll never go back to pre-Avengers 1 era Yea Forums where pic related and "AAAAAAAHHHH TONY!!" posting were the hottest capeshit memes

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>Hemsworth was great in Thor 1. I really don't get where this meme about him being boring comes from.
People just want non-serious, one-dimensional quippy self-insert characters.

>could have had a good thanos fight
>everyone else will fail and captain toefungus will just go in and one shot him

>my GF's sperm
I don't fucking get it. The dude looks pretty good, hould easily get an above average girl, yet choses that thing.

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She'll pick up Stormbreaker and Caps Shiel after the die to kill Thanos. I can see it happening and YOU WILL LIKE IT.

>Strong empowered woman needs no emotions
But somehow she needs tons of makeup and red lipstick

thats for our sake not hers

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