"Did you just smiled at me and asked for my number?"

>do you work out
>IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK!?

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>Excuse me, my pronouns are she/her not "one".

How would any guy expect to introduce himself to a girl?

y-you look cold, miss - here, let me d-dry you off

>oh yeah

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how do you ask a girl for her # or to get coffee?

Oh fuck me. That was my favorite song from the movie too

We need to dox this incel

When I was in DC I was insulted numerous times for calling strangers "ma'am" and holding the door. I bumped into one of them later during a meeting and said I remembered her from the night before. She was visibly uncomfortable throughout the meeting, but that might have been because I chatted her up about what counts as polite in different parts of the country and asked questions as to why so many people were so upset when I referred to them as "sir" and "ma'am".

I have a great time on the east coast.

>Tfw they recast Thor

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O B S E S S E D

First, ask if she's a feminist. If she is, run away before she tweets about you harassing her.
If she's not, just ask her. Make small talk, ask for her number. You'll get rejected a lot but you learn to deal with it. The trick is to keep trying

Heh.
Please tell me you are from the West Coast and do the ma'am and door thing just to fuck with their heads.

bros, was she cute in this movie or do i have shit taste?

>This is a one-time girl-power pass
>I'm standing down out of respect for what you're doing
>That's for saying feminist like it's a four letter word, creep.

What in the hell?

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>french canadian
>nordic

Her insanely sensual voice, coupled with her sexy personality, plus the wig and makeup...it all hid her true self very well and made the CHARACTER cute.

I'm from Texas. If I'm on the west coast, I play up my accent because people like it. If I'm on the east coast I tone it down, but I sprinkle in a little regional flavor here and there to disarm the locals. Y'all and whatnot. I have to do that on the east coast because southern accents are considered dumb, the veracity of that claim is up to you to decide, so I have to present myself in as neutral of an accent as possible otherwise I can't get anything done and my boss gets upset with the site and people lose their jobs.

That's just at work, though. When I go out and about, I just be myself bro.

Feminism is just a giant shit test for men. Every feminist wants to be put in her place by a man. They crave to be subjugated and made to waddle bare food and pregnant in the kitchen. Date a feminist broad and don’t take her shit. She will fall for you so hard. Feminists probably have higher estrogen. They need to be creampied and made to carry seed.

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Thor is a misogynistic shit lord that thinks only one woman is powerful and not all women are.

You don't just ask for their number after a mere smile, incel.

>her insanely sensual voice
She's dry and squeaky and monotone. Black Widow's gravely goblin voice is sexier than hers.

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Brie Larson says inarguably stupid things but it's amazing, AMAZING, to see how far out of context incels can take it

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hi Virgin!

You can see a nipple if you watch closely.

If you aren't chad don't approach women, subhuman scum.

In the movie, you dip

>Natalie Portman will never reprise her role to do this
>Kat Dennings as Whor instead
Looks like big titty meat is back on the menu, boys.

She's in the right. Airport security is very serious. The people in charge of it should not be bringing personal stuff into their professional work. Who knows when you're going to reject some vengeful psycho? These people can have you delayed for hours, strip searched, plant drugs on you and potentially fuck your entire life.

It's also against their code of conduct to hit on people.

You can say she overreacted, but she just made one tweet, she didn't name the person, or try to get them in trouble. Crying about it thousands of times, for a couple of years, is an actual overreaction.

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she is kinda ugly

Her voice was shit in the movie too

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hi stupid!

Larsen
Danish pronunciation: [ˈlɑːsn̩], is a Danish-Norwegian patronymic surname, literally meaning "son of Lars" (equivalent of Laurentius). It is the seventh most common surname in Denmark, shared by about 2.4% of the population.

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this is a relatively standard rule in the animal kingdom

People make fun of us for thinking feminism is going to ruin our hobbies but this is literally what happens

>youtube.com/watch?v=XjTFVcgR0qE
>starting at 1:20

You're a fag, bud.

She resembles Mark Wahlberg.

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>You're not attracted to the squeaky voice of a toe fungus riddled no-ass turbocunt who looks like Heath Ledger after a sex change so you must want to fuck men

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yeah, not really

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Hi Faggot!

Creature of the black lagoon

She does, though.

A low-status male showing sexual interest is a traumatic experience for modern females. The memory of a fat burger TSA agent asking her out will continue to haunt her for the rest of her life.

>You're such a raging autist that you can't separate a voice someone does as a character they're playing from their physical appearance and personality IRL
Unironically have sex, my man

>I don't like her voice because she's ugly and mean to me
That's like saying you don't like the taste of chocolate because it's brown like shit

>she's not attractive!
She's not SUPPOSED to be attractive just so you can masturbate over her. Get over yourself

See pic related

>Y-you can't separate it
Yes I can. Her voice is unattractive as fuck. Its one of the things that make her extremely unattractive coupled with her spore feet and concave ass

>See pic related
>doesn't post pic
yikes

I'm saying her voice is shit because her voice is shit, in addition to being physically unattractive, readlet.

There ya go

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>he can't into words
jesus christ you pathetic embarassment to humanity, just go have a rage fap for the 5th time today and stop spreading your autism all over this thread

Hey, tranny

Out of curiosity, have the months of obsessing over Brie Larson motivated any of you to actually watch her good films like Short Term 12 or Room?

Short Term 12 is honestly one of my favorite films and this whole thing with her and marvel is so surreal to me.

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read their minds obviously

women unironically think like that

nah, no

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>jesus christ you pathetic embarassment to humanity, just go have a rage fap for the 5th time today and stop spreading your autism all over this thread

Truly the words of a calm, collected poster who is in no way projecting

>NO NO DON'T INSULT M-MY BRIE REEEEEEEE

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You're assuming this exchange actually happened

>Brie Larson is your waifu
Eat shit, faggot.

>FOOD ANALOGIES

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It seems like a rather subtle thing to make up. If she was going to make up some story I would assume she'd embellish it more or choose something a bit more dramatic.

even putting politics aside, this bitch is so unattractive