What kinds of snacks do you sneak into the kinoplex?
What kinds of snacks do you sneak into the kinoplex?
one time I brought in some green beans in a can to eat because I get hungry and I'm poor and when I sat down in the theater I pulled out my can opener and started opening my can and these black people started staring at me and then one said "yo nigga you eating green beans" and started laughing so I decided to be alpha for the day and set my can in the cup holder and looked him in the eyes and bent my head down and said very sternly and slowly "Don't. Mock. My. Food." but they weren't intimidated and yelled out "DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS" and I got nervous because people were starting to turn around and I just ran out without my beans and never came back in case someone recognized me
bean tacos are normal and not something silly like a banana in spaghetti or chicken in an ice cream cone
Kimchi
racist!
this is actually fine because the part of the banana you eat is protected anyway so neither of the flavors would get fucked up
>sneak in
FOOL! The theater has the best crab legs I could ever hope for