Aquacuck

20 minutes into this and I had to turn it off. why did you lie to me /tv? The movies looks hrrible. Give me one reason to give it another chance.

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I tried watching it twice. Fell asleep both times.

You have hirrable taste

aqua chad isn't for everybody, sorry.

What a hrrible thread

>hating aquakino
You can always go watch pleb material like marvel movies.

She's hitting the wall already. Damn.

>capefag calling others pleb

Yea Forums is full of contrarians, whatever they say about a movie is almost always the exact opposite

the one exception is possibly movies that have small, but super autistic followings

on the few times I've listened to those people and watched, I wasn't disappointed

in general though, most of the threads spammed on Yea Forums are made by contrarian underaged kids

youre fat and undesirable, and have no other activities in life

Still better than Marvel

It is a terrible movie but at least it looks good.
I've watched other "fun" terrible films where I didn-t have to shoot my disbelief dead just to enjoy a few laughs, and once you get to that point, yeah, some bits are fun.
But technically, the movie is a fucking mess. Some parts of the plot make absolutely no sense. The black villain was a joke and I still don't know what the fuck Dafoe's role was.

The first half of the movie has very little Momoa and it's all because he can't really act. Still marginally better than Ant-man though.

movie was poopie and doodie

You have to be really stupid to not like Aquaman

there's nothing else on.

>20 minutes
oh so you really didn't watch any of it

>marginally better than Ant-man
there must be over 30 capeshit movies since 2000

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I downloaded the BR rip earlier today and I'm having a hard time getting motivated to start watching it.

Aquaman is one of my top ten favourite Marvel movies of the last 5 years. Kys DCuck.

Dumb underage ADHD faggot

here

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I'm over 40.

>movie has a few jokes
Mcucks: IT'S COPYING MARVEL!!

>already
>turns 33 this year
She held on longer than most actresses and is aging well enough like Sharon Stone did.

>BR rip
it's BD you cuck

not here in sao paulo

>Movie looks horrible
Nah, the writing is. Black Manta and Orm were the saving grace, i also considered turning it off after the third wall of exposition. Shazam already looks to be better than this.

Just watched it. You did the right thing, been a while since i've seen such a shit movie.