>I have been reaving and raping since before you left Balon's balls, captain. Don't reckon I've got much use for your ideas on how to do it. Don't reckon I've got much use for a captain at all. I'm thinking I could do the job of captain real well myself. All I need is a ship. You wouldn't know where I could find myself a ship now, would you?
How do you respond, Yea Forums?
Punish all the men for his insubordinance, then kill him.
>s..s.sooo, could you s..show me how to rape, mr?
I ask where the fuck my pal based Dagmer Cleftjaw is.
Challenge him to a finger dance.
>Yeah cause I just shipped me with my sister so there's that
kill him for insubordination immediately
this is the only correct answer desu
the iron born would've respected theon immediately if he had done this
If he [could] have done it
Theon is skilled in sword fighting and is pretty fast
He is an amazing archer but that would have looked cheap
Theon's crew listens to him in the books. Why did they change that for the show?
So they could have a kick-in-the-balls-but-it-don't-hurt scene.
to convey how out of his depth theon was
the show counterparts generally tend to be more sympathetic than in the books
Meself*
Who is the most based ironborn character?
>boats are for fags lol
Then I dab on him
obviously
Wrong, he was a great archer not sword fighter.
Maario Naharis
Do people actually think this is funny?
Funny? No
But then again who knows what goes on in autists mind.
"What are you doing? Nobody can see us like this."
based
>"There are plenty of ships beneath the sea"
>*Kill him*
>*Toss his dead body into the water*
>*Look at the crew*
>"What is dead may never die"
>*Instantly gain respect and recognition for taking the iron price*
That's what Theon SHOULD have done. Instead, his years in the North made him soft and yielding. He forgot what it meant to be a Greyjoy, and so when he was released back into the wild he once came from, he suffered for it.
Kek
Lord Harlaw.
Show Euron is literally just badguy Tormund. Ironic because Tormund is basically gelded in the show and has nothing to damn well do.
>*speaks welsh in your path*
what makes it funny is how mad it makes autists like you
I legitimately forget Varys even exists anymore.
And my accshent, I shuppose, thatsh ofajfjdsfkjsdfjkhjfjkdd
Even if Theon get's a redemption, we'll never get enough dead Ironborn.
>Theon betrays his adoptive family
>Gets tortured, gelded and abused forever
>Sansa betrays her actual family
>Gets to be yas qween slay
Why did they make Asha in the show desirous of continued war and conflict at the kingsmoot? Whatever happened to the fun scene where she shits on everyone, throws pinecones at their feet and tells fathers that this is what their sons have died for? All while laughing and throwing back bawdy insults.
Why did they even attack the North in the first place? Attacking the Westerlands would have been much more profitable and if they helped take out the Lannisters it would have caused the Iron Throne to fall and make reaving a fractured Westeros easy as hell.
Balon is a bitch. An old bitch that got hyped up on the old stories about "We wus greykings and shitz" and it fucked him in two different rebellions.
thanks
he was mad at the starks for dabbing on him
But Stannis was the dab that done him the hardest.
they dabbed on him so hard they took his son as a hostage and turned him into a pussy
>Can't finish the job he started at Lannisport
>Robert Baratheon fucks up my shit into the Drowned God's watery halls
>Also Ned Stark was there
>A Baratheon sits on the Iron Throne and is supported by the Lannisters, richest fuckers in the Kingdom and my immediate neighbor
>FUCK THE STARKS, MY WAY IS THE OLD WAY.
Trust me I love the Greyjoys and the Iron Islands but fuck man.
I don't fucking care what happens I just want her to lose.
Yeah but it's Stannis who actually outmaneuvered the iron fleet and destroyed it.
They have to kill Arya, Sansa, or both.
lol, only in your dreams, pal. arya deserves it cause she pissed off the faceless but shes a fan fave and sansa is completely out of danger.
I don't think the Faceless Men is a kind of group you can just "leave".
got hasn't held main characters accountable for their actions for 4 seasons now why would they start now, especially the SHE'S FAST reddit darling
>tfw R'hlorr is lawyer friendly cameo by Sauron from lotr
God, this so much that is hurts.
She literally walked up to Jaqen and despoiled the fucking institution and walked out.
You stand accused of wanting YES QUEEN to lose. What say you in your defense.... Lord Baylish
>kicks him in balls
There's nothing there! *honk* *honk*
>Now that you've kicked me in the crotch and there were no balls to be hurt, this fight is mine!
What did D&D mean by this?
>Once you become part of the Faceless Men, you can never leave
I did Sansa betray for her family? She did what she had to do to survive and she was a little girl manipulated by the fucking queen. God you incels are fucking cancer
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She refused to put out for her first husband and then murdered her second husband. By Medieval standards she should be burned at the stake.
Tell me more about how Cersei tricked her into covering up the murder of her aunt.
And you know how girls on the internet never reward you with sex for defending them? Well the same is true for fictional girls too I'm afraid.
Why does the show insist on making Cersei seem competent when her utter incompetence was one of the highlights of FoC/DoD?
Her aunt was crazy and threatening to kill her
Yes
based and earlyd&dpilled