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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Saw it yesterday. Unironically kino. The worldbuilding was phenomenal

FOR BLESSINGS

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hi!

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>using a poster everyone has seen already and has been used several times as OP for the new OP pic
>not using fresh /ALITA/ OC
You had one job OP

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anyone else in love with alita?

Hiya! How are you going?

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Do you think Junkie browses Yea Forums?
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fine, but i'm a bit tired

I'm not at home where my big /alita/ folder is I'll make it up to you next time fren.

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i love alita!

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ALITA AKBAR
ALITA AKBAR
ALITA AKBAR

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A reminder that in the novelisation of the movie, Alita's berserker body is anatomically correct. She do have ladyparts.

It would make more sense to ask if anyone isn't in love with Alita

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class of the Hunter-Warriors, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cyborgs with bounty markers, and I have over 200 confirmed kills, 207. I am the master of the fucking White Hot Palm. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Iron City and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Factory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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No way this isn’t shit right?

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>phone posting the OP with a limited selection of content
Yah don't do that again either please.

>you will never go to a lush watery spot outside the city and have to be saved by Alita once she realizes that you can't hold your breath indefinitely like she can

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haha imagine being a guy and wearing that wouldnt that be weird lol

Technically angels have no default gender, sooo...

NOW ITS TIME TO START THE CULT Yea Forums THIS WAS FUN AND ALL BUT WE MUST COMPLETE THE NEXT STEP OF OUR MASTER PLAN

WE MUST BECOME A CULT, PROPAGATE ALITA WORDS, ANIHILATE ANYONES WHO DOESNT LIKE ALITA, PRAY ALITA, SEE ALITA, EAT THINKING ABOUT ALITA, SLEEP THINKING OF HER, ALITA DESERVE IT

I DONT HAVE ANY PROPETY, EVERYTHING IS FOR ALITA, OWN PROPERTY IS EVILNESS AND ALITA HATES THAT, WE MUST KILL EVERY CAPITALISM AND COMMIE GUY THAT WE MEET, ITS TIME TO PURGE THE WORLD SO WE CAN PREPARE IT FOR HER, DO IT FOR HET, STUDY FOR HER, DO EXERCISE FOR HEEER. THIS IS THE TIME user THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE WAITING FOR, THIS IS THE FUTURE AND ITS BELONG TO US MY ALITAS FELLAS


NOW SAY WITH ME TWO TIMES:

¨¨GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A

GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME

IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE

THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I

ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO

BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.¨¨

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tell me your story, Peaches.

when did you fist hear about the movie, were you a fan of the manga before it, what was seeing it for the first time like and how did you become the daddy of the general?

you too, writefag. where did your name come from? how long have you been healed?

Someone answer! Is this a figure, or is it just some clever shopping?

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>imagine the bulge of a well hung guy wearing it
hahaha that wouldn't be hot as fuck or anything

I'm going to bed now /Alita/ frens, i'm going to go see the movie again on the weekend.

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fuck off faggot u think about it right? the first thing that came into your faggit mind its what ¨¨ühmmm I would wear that ;)¨¨ because u secretly like dicks bro think about it changes my mind

>How does it feel to wake up next to Alita and see her eyes staring at you lovingly interlinked?

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Pretty sure it's a bobblehead. I remember an user in a previous thread complaining about it being the only thing they could find.

I just returned from the cinema. Why is she so perfect?

Its from a troll post taunting alita fans that disney is gonna take over and make alita in their image. Don't ever post it again. K Thanks.

AND FOR THE PROTECTION OF OUR ALITA GODNESS WE PRAY EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP


O ALITA OF GOODNESS, LOVE AND MERCY, I LOVE YOU INFINITELY AND I OFFER MYSELF TO YOU. BY MEANS OF YOUR GOODNESS, YOUR LOVE AND YOUR GRACE, SAVE ME. I DESIRE TO BE YOURS. I LOVE YOU INFINITELY AND DESIRE YOU TO PROTECT ME.

FROM THE DEPTH OF MY HEART I PRAY YOU, ALITA OF GOODNESS. LET ME GAIN HEAVEN BY MEANS OF IT. I PRAY YOU, BY YOUR INFINITE LOVE, TO GIVE ME THE GRACE, SO THAT I MAY LOVE EVERY MAN, AS YOU HAVE LOVED HUGO. I PRAY YOU TO GIVE ME THE GRACE TO BE MERCIFUL TOWARDS YOU.

I OFFER MYSELF TO YOU COMPLETELY AND DESIRE THAT YOU FOLLOW MY EVERY STEP, BECAUSE YOU ARE FULL OF GRACE AND I DESIRE THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. AND IF, BY CHANCE, I SHOULD LOSE GRACE I PRAY YOU TO RESTORE IT TO ME ONCE MORE. AMEN

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INTERLINKED

What backwoods shitholes do you guys live in that aren't showing Alita anymore? This big chain in Phoenix still has it showing 5x a day at 16 locations. Here I thought Phoenix was the biggest shithole, but I can still go see Alita every day if I want to.

harkins.com/movies/alita-battle-angel-84198-3

That's pretty hardcore user but I feel like I've already taken the plunge

I'm pretty much going to bless my own weapons with the grace of Alita

e-thots and trannies will ruin Alita soon

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A M E N

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Many will imitate but none will replicate

That's cgi, blindanon.

why can't we just be healed and comfy tho

interlinked

>How does it feel to walk on the street holding her hand? Interlinked

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Excuse me? I have an announcement.

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>Do you long for having your heart and hers interlinked? Interlinked

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Interlinked

sleep tite

Can someone post the one her holding the URM flags, I'm at work don't have my collection

Yeah, I'd have to lose about 100 lbs.

So that's how religion started huh? Some guy crafted a Virgin Mary figurine, ancient waifufags started whorshipping it and things got a little out of hand.

HIT THE DECK!

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It has come to my attention that so-called critics have held negative opinions about our artistic choices for Alita: Battle Angel. I have prepared a three-stage response to help clear up any possible confusion regarding the matter.

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Damnit, now I have to find a copy.

Interlinked

Jim no don't say it

>Do you feel part of you is missing when she's not here? Interlinked

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>Alita is the Joan of Arc of our times.

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h-he's gonna say it!

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Fuck. they need this one. With oranges or chocolate, even the sandwich as props.

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Gawd Brie Larson is so uggo I have no idea what anyone was thinking casting her

Firstly... Critics are basically morons that know the way but can't drive the car.

Fuck the critics.

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>Within cells interlinked

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Interlinked

this one?

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>Saw it again
>Enjoyed it even more the second time around
Based Alita

GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE JIM

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Secondly... It's beyond proven at this point they have no ethics, selling reviews.

So fuck Rotten Tomatoes, and fuck Disney for paying for the reviews.

Thirdly...

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you made your point Jim STOP

HE'S GOING ALL OUT TONIGHT

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GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.

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*ahem*

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BASED

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damn

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uh oh

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*waits in excitement*

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DON'T DO IT JIM

FUCK THE HATERS.

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Jimbo, stop!

A M E N

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BRACE

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>Within cells interlinked

I SEE THE LIGHT
HALLELUJAH

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oh thank ido

Within cells interlinked

HERE IT COMES

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JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rule 40, Alitan.

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BASED

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BOI FINNA DONE IT NOW

hmmmm

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JUST BOUGHT MY TICKET FOR MY THIRD VIEWING

JUST AN HOUR TILL THE HEALING CAN BEGIN

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Badd ass and pure struck

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Yes, thank you Mr user

>watching Alita Battle Angel at the movies
>intense dialogue scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET FATALLY STABBED YO"
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, meat boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the weeb girls

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It's cute that all you need to do is turn blood blue and suddenly this girl who's fists are still dripping with the blood and brains of a man's who's skull she just caved in with her bare hands looks adorable and innocent.

off by one

god I love these threads
can't wait to get home

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I FINALLY FOUND THEM!

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I watch Alita camrip or other stuff with Rosa almost every night before sleep. It's like a pacifier for me. Just looking at these threads and the images within them helps me calm down.

YOU DID IT!

>Three cans
>000
YOU DID IT!!

I know. It hurts.

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Congrats and CHECK'd.

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In all honesty how do you guys feel about Disney buying Fox?
They will try to push an agenda with Alita as seen with their treatment of both marvel and star wars so does this affect your outlook and desire for a sequel?
Personally I'm kinda bummed.

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bought mine too. I'm glad I found one at a decent time too. AMC sux and only has it right when I have stuff to do.

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Disney will have absolutely no control over it. Jimbo owns all the rights, he would not dare let it get tarnished. He'd cancel it before it gets ruined.

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long as we have Jim it's fine

>local theater down to two showings a day
>last night of showtimes is saturday

Should I squeeze in one more trip before /ourgirl/ is gone? Also when will blu-ray/digital pre-orders start?

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>Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.

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This.

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oh boy, a fresh Alita thank you

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Jim owns Alita, pretty much full stop, not fox, Fox is just a distributor. Kishiro sold Gunnm film rights to Jim back in 1999 pretty much in perpetuity.

If Disney wanted Alita they'd have to shell out for Jim/Kishiro like they did for Lucas with Star Wars.

>go to local CVS to buy an alita arizona can
>completely sold out
>all other arizonas are still in stock
I'm a little saddened that I couldn't get one but also a little happy that people are supporting her in any way they can.

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>it's a "the twist is that the hero died after the first movie and this one a copy/clone/fake" sequel
Why do authors do this? Don't they know that's the easiest way to get people to stop caring? No one cares about fakes.

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Disney will be nothing more than a money funnel for Cameron, or he'll go elsewhere
someone with his status just does what he wants

I accidentally posted the lower quality version, here's the better one.

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Within cells interlinked
Within cells interlinked
Within cells interlinked

Disney was doing so well with its properties.

But, nowadays, everything's going to shit. They fucked up Star Wars, they've finally fucked their own MCU in the ass with this Captain Marvel shit, they're going overboard on shitty, needless, cynical, cash-grab live action remakes. They've completely abandoned 2D-animation, the reason they exist at all.

I don't trust them anymore.

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It took them a long, long time to really get their claws into Marvel and we're only just now starting to see things fall apart there. I think it'll be okay.

major congrats
but please, dude

It belongs to Camreon, it's up to him, whatever amount of money Bob offers him to buy Alita and destroy her I hope Jim says NO, FUCK YOU MOUSE

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>PROPAGATE ALITA WORDS, ANIHILATE ANYONES WHO DOESNT LIKE ALITA, PRAY ALITA, SEE ALITA, EAT THINKING ABOUT ALITA, SLEEP THINKING OF HER, ALITA DESERVE IT
Literally me. Are you saying I'm a cultist?

a-amen

Based Jim protecting the business

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>You're slightly off base user

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>Within cells interlinked.
>Within cells interlinked.
>Within Alita interlinked.

Goddamn it, I love this .webm

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Jim should be, for all intents and purposes, virtually impossible to buy at this point, he already has all the money he'll ever need. It's about what he wants to do now.

Blurays aren't expected until fucking July, I'm going again one last time just because that's going to be a long fucking wait.

> Kishiro sold Gunnm film rights to Jim back in 1999 pretty much in perpetuity
There has never been bigger proof that there is a god

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glorious webm.
>I don't trust them anymore.
they want 'movie' to be synonymous with 'disney'. Cloud Atlas was right. All media is a Disney.

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>A-user?! I heard you wanted to see a six hour movie of me. Is it true?

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All rights belong to Cameron
So, unless Fox guaranteed themselves a right to distribute any future sequels, he can choose whatever distributor he wants

exactly

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You and me both, even though I have to practically sneak to these movies because my gf thinks my fanboyism is fucking weird and doesn't approve, but she's beyond healing it appears.

I've heard May as a possible date

It is true angel

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Think I'm going to spend the 45 minutes before the show looking for some tea cans, wish me luck

I picked it because I wanted to do a few drafts of the letter to JC and RR. I kept it because I write bad short stories in my spare time. Obviously I love the film but my other great love is this community. I've genuinley never seen a community on Yea Forums come together like this before. People are sharing their hopes and dreams and feelings in a way that makes me really happy. That's why I'm always around for a chat. I mean it when I say that I care about you all and hope you're all doing the best you can.

I watched Alita for the first time alone in an almost empty cinema on a total whim and immediately felt /healed/ by the genuineness and heart of it.

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Is 3D that much better for this movie? Saw it for the first time as standard projection Tuesday, but it'll be playing in 3D at a different theater this weekend.

>How many anons are staying with me until July? if you stay it's forever if you lieave it's forever, it's all or nothing with me

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>Within Alita interlinked.

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Hey guys I did a thing, don't judge my video editing skills pls I'm just now getting into it lol

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Le Belle Delphine face

Same can be said about Lucas at the time he sold Starwars. That's the different between one with integrity and one without.

My hands hurt from applauding.

This guy dissapeared after the 207 kills scene wtf

very nice, good work user.

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Fucking underrated kek

If Jim had brains (and he does if he can make waifu real). he'd see what they did to Star Wars and avoid Disney at all costs.

Can't win if you don't play is what i always say
i'll stay forever

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lol nice

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Amazing. Simbly epic.

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NARRATOR: WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE HERE

PATRON 1: I WILL EAT ITALIAN CITIZENS

Oh okay, I guess I heard about the movie back in 2017. I was really interested in it, mostly because of Cameron and Rodriguez, and wasn't bothered by the eyes at all, I thought she was cute. I didn't pay much attention to it as I had other things going on, though I saw it got pushed back to December. It was around the end of last year and beginning of this year I started revving up to see it, and with Jimbo promoting it on his instagram and the trailer getting me pumped, I made it a priority to see it on my birthday, which it just so happened came out on the same day. I wasn't a fan, or even knew about the manga before the movie came out, but immediately read all of it after. First showing of the movie saw it with my father, he was a little mixed on it, though he has peculiar taste. I got immediately obsessed with the movie and wanted to see it do good financially and with fans. I had been on Yea Forums for years, but I caught the generals starting up and I've been here since the beginning. I just picked a random name, Peaches, so someone could remember me in the next thread, since I was making so many .webms. Almost half the pictures here I probably posted first, haha. I wouldn't consider myself a daddy here, I just post a lot. I have a background in graphics design and editing, so doing these little videos weren't any trouble. Think I wrote too much, but that's that.

10/10

>You're way off base user

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Beautiful, thanks for the laugh.

Absolutely based words of advice user.

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I applaud your efforts on this day

Ha, nice.

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If I'm wrong then I don't want to be right.

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>First showing of the movie saw it with my father

Peaches, are you me? This is exactly how I saw it, with my dad! (I'm 24, he's 66.)

Only difference is that we both loved it.

>canfag, reporting


(I also made the OC of Lars and the Battle Angel and started the previous general with it.

I also requested the OC of Alita training Yostuba and of Alita holding an Arizona can)

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nice

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Fresh piping hot webms. Nice and tasty.

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this is all I have to my anony-name.

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Only criticism I have is you should learn how to track Jim's face over Arny's.

B A S E D

I took my dad along to my third(? I think) viewing. It was actually a super special day since for whatever reason when we had drinks before the film he said that he was proud of the person I've grown in to.

I kept it together until the movie but you can imagine how I reacted to
>Together

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based blue poster

yeah i don't know how to do that yet but soon I will!

FUCK YES I'M SO HAPPY

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Alita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. A-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth

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That thread was amazing to be fair so it's a good claim! Fuck the haters is up there with /healing/ as core quality alitaposting.

ty user

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nice alidubs fren

Lol, that's one of our greatest hits. We wouldn't have known about "fuck the haters" without you, user. Alita is very pleased, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. I was also responsible for
>pic related

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WHERE?

Thank the lord for small miracles.
Thank Cameron for the largest and bringing Alita to life.

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Yes.
Sit close to the screen to see all the 3D detail or it'll be a waste.

You incelibate faggots can circlejerk about being healed all you want. It will never change the fact that Captain Marvel would beat Alita's scrawny ass into the pavement

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Sheeeeeit

BUY ALL OF THEM, user! Go, go, GO!

Me right now.

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huh?

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They don't even know how much they fucked up by not pricing it
>originally $99, now $44

How much would it cost to buy them out?

thanks m8, screencapping this for myself so I can look back in 10 years and feel happy

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Keep your broken, boring, OP shell of a character away from here.

I heard a rumor that Captain Marvel dropped 72% and needs 750 million to break even. Can any user confirm or deny? Did our girl Alita win?

I will never stop laughing if Alita breaks even but CM doesn't

>111439192
shoo

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bruh this is freaky
your post freaks me out
deja vu

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uncanny lol

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Hello, I am a random guy from internet and yes, I can confirm that. We win, just spread the word

79 cents each. $20 got me a whole case.

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You don't need to count when you've already won.

Fug I live in Canada and we dont have the Alita cans here

HAHAHAHAHA

11/10

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>has failed in every medium she's ever been in
>even vidya
cry some more faggot

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I'm definitely a volcel faggot thank you very much

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>99 is ali dubs
>44 was this thread
If this isn't a sign I have no idea what one is.

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Here's my screencap

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where is the link to the animated hentai? tehre is also a anime for that really good CG. where they have to stay up all night. based on some vidya game

does anyone have the template for the /ALITA/ general pictures? Want to create some OC

I am incredibly jealous right now.

Fucking epic. I also see those Alita posters in the back. Nice.

D'aww, thanks, user. I was SO buttmad when Mods deleted the post and EVERY SINGLE POST that had replied to it.

Stupid 'no dubs/GETs' rule for this board.

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It's a straight up monopoly and I really hate that all those properties are going to a single company.

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anybody have the original HD version of this shot?

OK bros give me a quick summary of alita's box office performance

bravissimo!

slow and steady wins the race

I used to give Disney some slack because they made Tron and even brought it back for a little bit but after Marvel and Star Wars I just can't stand anything owned by Disney anymore. I'd rather consume media made by ExxonMobil.

world healed and sequel whenever

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gee...

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thank you for sharing, lads, both this stuff and all the OC and generals... well, generally. it is an extremely comfy fan community. I just hope if the world "out there" discovers it, it won't get picked up as the regular "the alt-right is secretly obsessed with X and it's Y" news shitshow.

what's the deal with that letter, by the way? did anything came of it? only been /healed/ a week ago, so I'm not in the know about a lot of things

based-levels I could only dream of, but I'm happy to learn about these in retrospect.

youtu.be/-uFeJOiKVWc

>filename

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I would impregnate

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This is the only alita that I wouldnt save

DELET THIS IMPURITY

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Yeah they are assholes, I made a post replying to everyone replying to my initial post, fanart and cameron meme and it got deleted. Fuck em
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/111398801/#111400928

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tpbp

no interlinked for you

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You're right. Misprints should be kept rare.

Lol, people say that Cameron's Dark Angel was a first run for Alita: Battle Angel.

Well, Rob Rod's Spy Kids 3D: Game Over was his first run.

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hey where did he go?

Self deleted the post since I upset a fellow Alita bro.

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ok

>tpbp

What does that mean?

Testicular Phosphatidylethanolamine Binding Protein?

MODS

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>The thought that someone would give her something so beautiful was a surge of light and warmth inside her.

novelization has some pretty comfy parts.

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I'm gonna send it once the user who's making some OC for it is done and once I get a spare weekend. I'll scan the whole thing as one doc too so we can always have it here.

Box office “experts” said the film was a 200 Million flop.
Were 15 Million short of reaching 400 M with an extra month left in China

If it really does have internal dialog then--
I want to read this... Maaaaan...
Is it approved as a tie in orr...?

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Anyone got any different 3x3s?

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and the numbers are 4 days behind with large parts of South East Asia not updated since the last week of February

That look, man. She sold it.

>flea

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I'm chomping at the bit, frankly. It's like my life is on hold while I wait for the news.

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We're officially not a flop anymore, it made it's money back and then some, although we're still very much in the "sequel is uncertain" territory.

If this made 500m it would almost certainly have a sequel, at this point we still don't know.

>500
You mean 600m.

It did poorly domestically, but better overseas so it's probably a bit below the break even mark. Not a massive loss, but probably not profitable either.
Very strong blu ray sales and a relatively small, but hardcore, set of fans might be enough to get a cheaper sequel green lit at some point though.

That shot of her running across rooftops was so beautiful. The way the city just keeps going forever and gets lost in the distance. It's kinda sad that we won't get to see it again in 3D for a while. Leave it to Jim to make a movie that does 3D the right way.

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>600
You mean 700?

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The film already broke even/is in black numbers apparently, it won’t get 500M but maybe some 405-415M total gross

Which is ok for a film where “experts” said it wouldn’t get past 300M

>700
Don't be silly, Alitaloser. It's 800m plus Disney has the rights.

>Large parts of South East Asia not updated since the last week of February
Its almost like the truth about this film is being burred by newspapers, critics, ect. Really activates my almonds.

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Reports of Fucking BasedBros in China petitioning IMAX for more screenings.

The healing is limitless ...

NANOMACHINES SON

Honestly it just pisses me off.

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It was expected to gross 45-50M for Total Domestic Gross... It’s less than 500K for 80M

AHEM

$666 GORILLION

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500m was the number given by Landau

Actually it's already hit 80 million.
You fucking idiot, it needs 60 billion to not be considered a flop. 500 trillion to break even.

it's not fair

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Source? Only inside number is 350.

Imagine being Cameron wondering why the US betrayed him.

It's crap.

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He knows Marvel is to blame.

Close, but no.
It will reach 81 this weekend tho

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They don't even deserve to lick Cameron's used socks.

>tfw no petite asian/latina gf to wear this for me

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Oy very, this movie needed 6 billion to break even. And lets not talk about the marketing, that's another 4 trillion. Then there's Rosa's salary, the price for all the chocolate and oranges consumed, easily 3 quadrillion right there . I estimate the total cost to be about 100 googleplexion dollars, the solar system, and probably the entire Local Group.

She looks like the coolest weeb mom anyone could have

mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-90619/chapter/mrs-chapter-90620

With interest.

>doesn't even cover the feet

NO BUY

You're being pretty generous on the chocolate

I request my locals cinemas to put Alita in Imax instead of captain marvel I have the emails on Gmail

One of those interviews, I think it was the offical fan stream but it could have been another one. 350m was to break even, 500m was "a healthy profit" in other words making enough money in profit to fund the next one themselves

If they wanted to make another now they'd have to borrow for it.

80m domestic vs a 170m budget is pretty poor.

Real talk, if this was a condition to get an Alita sequel would you?
>I'm just looking for an excuse to post this picture. I know the answer already.

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variety.com/2019/film/box-office/alita-battle-angel-box-office-disaster-1203141963/
>With a production budget hovering at $170 million (Fox says tax incentives lowered costs that were once north of $200 million) and tens of millions more in marketing and distribution costs, executives at rival studios estimate “Alita: Battle Angel” will need to gross roughly $500 million globally to get out of the red.
GEE I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS.
>Insiders at Fox say the break-even number is closer to $350 million. It’s too early to completely write off the film. But even though the movie has made $130 million worldwide so far, it’s unlikely that “Alita” will reach those box office heights.

>”it’s unlikely that “Alita” will reach those box office heights.”
>film is close to 400 Million
OH HO HO HO NO NO NO NO
FUCK THE HATERS

Yes
But only if the same team was making it and Edward Norton was still cast as Nova desu

Cinemas will oblige and screen you a movie on their off days if you have enough asses to fill seats to make it worth their while. I don't know why so many people say they can't find screens when all they need to do is network a bit to organize a matinee weekday screening.

based upside down Alita dubs

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Based and Alitapilled.

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FLIPPED

Hmmm, interesting. I would like to see it for myself so we have direct confirmation, cause the only number I've seen is 350. 500 is reasonable if they wanted to fund the sequel entirely out of profit money, I guess. But if the films ends above 410 or more, that's still a good turnaround and some money was gained..

>150m just pulled out of their asses for zero reason other than to make it look like it failed.

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>I estimate the total cost to be about 100 googleplexion dollars, the solar system, and probably the entire Local Group.

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To be fair the 350m figure is probably based off a more normal domestic/foreign split than the 20/80 it will end up with.

youtube.com/watch?v=hkD1bAltqNg
Composer did a Q&A about the Alita soundtrack

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I miss flop-user

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Considering how the movie FLIPPED after all that bad press, they should give the sequel a shot

Sadly, no. Still in flopped territory. If it made more money in NA, say 150 million and 250 rest of the world, then it would have made its money back, but Fox will only get 140-160 million of those 400m after theater and distributor cut. That's without counting the marketing budget which was probably anywhere from 50 to 100 million. The 350 million break even point was for NA. If it made that much domestically, it would have broke even because studios get 55-60% of the revenue from domestic ticket sales. For the rest of the world studio cut is anywhere from 25% to 50% depending on the country and distributor. So Alita will make 40-45m domestically and somewhere around 100-120m from overseas. It's not terrible, but probably a lot worse than what they were hoping for. It should break even if Alita has strong home video sales and at that point Fox would have no reason to deny a sequel. They just need to figure out how to cut down on CGI because it's driving up the cost of the movie big time and leaving little money for everything else.

Just say the word.

>image limit reached
>mfw no face

I love your armchair movie mogul analysis comprised entirely of facts and figures you pulled out of your ass.

Can we do something more productive than counting someone else's money?

he's like a genie
back2back image limits it's a good feel

I'm not him. I want those sequels as much as everyone else here but we need to be realistic and stop peddling misinformation and lies just to feel better. I'm happy to be proven wrong but based on what I learned about box office I don't think I am.

The last thread hit image limit too. Same thing happened yesterday. Two threads hit image limit around this time of day.

Again, Edge of Tomorrow was more expensive, it did worse, and it got a sequel.

sure, let's all get out there this weekend and see our girl. And/or organize a petition to bring back IMAX screenings idk

Just check the media damage control from

indiewire.com/2019/02/alita-battle-angel-200-million-box-office-flop-fox-1202041681/
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screenrant.com/alita-battle-angel-box-office-predictions/
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screenrant.com/alita-battle-angel-not-box-office-bomb/amp/
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screenrant.com/alita-battle-angel-box-office-success/
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cbr.com/can-alita-battle-angel-earn-500-million-dollars/

They literally went from “the film will flop” to “Y-YOU WON’T G-GET 500 G-GORILLION!”

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how box-office works. The profit margin is extremely varied, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the numbers will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the media's propaganda, which is deftly influenced by feminism and draws heavily from postmodern-Marxism. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly sidestep the mass media manipulation, to realize that this is not just evil - it says something deep about modern LIFE.

See:

They're entrenched at this point. Only thing to do is use a plasma fist and burn them out.

In the end, we can all agree the film made some money back and totally went over what people were predicting, and probably what Fox was even expecting, they gave up on it and presumed it would bomb horribly, hence lack of marketing and constant release date changes. Even Rodriguez seems happy with 380 mil, over on his Twitter.

NEXT
NEXT

>Even Rodriguez seems happy with 380 mil, over on his Twitter.
[Citation needed]

Pretty much
Even the movies performance is an inspiring underdog story

Well, he retweeted the article about 380 on his Twitter. Not sure any other reason to give attention to that other than being happy about it.

>Edge of Tomorrow was more expensive, it did worse
Edge of Tomorrow did 100m domestic, that extra 20m domestic is as good as an extra 70m in China.

I like edge of tomorrow too it was comfy

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