They're gonna subvert all our exceptions and give Hawkeye the Thanos kill, aren't they?
They're gonna subvert all our exceptions and give Hawkeye the Thanos kill, aren't they?
No.
Lol look at those ''''explosions'''' in the background
"I-it's still a WIP! They'll fix it by the premiere!" - t. mouse shill
haha it would actually be pretty funny if Black Widow killed him by squeezing his dick with her vagina while in the missionary position for the express purpose of child production haha
Not just Hawkeye, Scott too. Hawkeye and Ant-Man are both fathers, same as Thanos. Hawkeye will shoot an arrow with Scott on it up Thanos' ass, and then Scott will turn giant, exploding Thanos.
Thanos is going to turn into a good guy, duh. Nobody is going to kill him.
Now I'm wondering if Ant-Man will go into his daughter's room looking for her and find a pile of dust
nah theyll keep it canon and have nebluela do it.
I want Captain America killing Thanos with Mjolnir.
That might be okay. Depends on how they do it.
the russo brothers dont fuck around with meme surprises
I think that there's chances that they don't kill him, if they do Captain America > Iron Man > Captain Marvel > Thor > Hulk > Nebula
>I'm wondering if Ant-Man will go into his daughter's room
They could steal a page from Morrison's JLA and have him shoot a flash grenade arrow that Ant-Man uses to ride a photon into Thanos's brain and blow it up.
no because the actor got in internet trouble
Thanos isn't going to die, or at least he won't be killed by the heroes. They're going to go to him to try and get him to reverse the snap, he'll be like "nope it's physically impossible" and then make them fuck off. Maybe he dies from natural causes + having an axe thrown in his gut.
haha thatd be pretty crazy id hate to see that haha
Really hope so.
I fucking hate how in these movies they are weak as fuck. stark can make thanos blood, jesus christ. a bullet/arrow could kill thanos. hulk is literally a big green dude slightly more powerful than the avarage big guys painted green
Bro turn your brain off dude lmao
or just don't care about powerlevels
literally who
imagine if ant-man went into his daughters panties and she didn't notice and put them on haha wouldn't that be awkward
>First thing he will do after he finds out his daughter got dusted
>4 hour longshot (with classy vignetting) of a pair of panties next to a pile of dust with accompanying monologue by paul rudd (in character as celeryman) musing on why this isn't working, but might still.
Would be a pretty bad ass One Punch Man-tier message if that were the case. A man with pure skill that trained his god damn ass off to get to his current state gets the kill. No weak boy who was injected with steroids and became a super soldier over night, no god, no man in an iron suit, no big green man... just a man with an indomitable will getting the final kill.
and that is why it won't ever happen. The Mouse will never allow classic depictions of effort and dedication shine thru their bullshit.
Effort and dedication are only meant to exist as an avenue toward ruin and PTSD and suffering a la irungman
>yfw Hawkeye gets the time stone
>he launches an arrow that buries through Thanos' head
>he slows down time making Thanos die for eons
>he creates a time loop like Strange
>Thanos is constantly dying and having a barbed blade slowly penetrate his skull and face FOREVER
It will be the flying kneegrow.
This is literally the point of Shang-Chi though.
>You mean ronin the skrull slayer
Mjolnir is kill though
420 no scope
Hawkeye will be as close as he's ever going to get to being "badass" in it; because there's no chance they don't have his family get snapped away. He won't get the kill though. Nebula will & then they'll all have to kill her.
IF they don't go full retard & leave the Thanos killing to Brie.
>Hawkeye shoots an arrow
>Ant-man enlarges it
>Thanos gets impaled by giant balista sized arrow
It's gonna be ANTS
she has no uterus, remember?