BTTF

Even if this was remotely accurate, how would he get from Hill Valley, CA to Bethlehem?

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if he went back in time he would end up in space because the solar system/earth is moving

He wouldn’t, he’d be trapped in the wilderness of California forever with no chance of returning to the present

You have a terrible brain problem.

By car

He was just demonstrating how to use the thing, dude.

he wouldn't, it was a throwaway joke and he was just giving examples of famous dates

>time machine can't even go BC
cucked even by your own invention, imagine

Drive there. It's a car, dumb dumb

he'd drive?

>From the American continent to the Middle East by car
>Departure on the 25th of December which means you’ll never be on time
>Petrol pre-20th century...

Does gravity affect the 4th dimension? If so, earth could keep you anchored.

Considering he's already pissed off Muslim extremists, taking a nuclear powered car to modern day Israel to then travel back in time wouldn't be a great idea either.

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>Travel to the future
>Get hover upgrade
>Fly to Bethlehem

Obviously, Doc Brown has the car configured to teleport to the exact corresponding 3-dimensional coordinates. Further, if we accept the animated series as soft canon, he's later able to adjust the endpoint and use it as a teleporter as well.

why didn't he consider that you might not want to teleport to a setting where literally anything could be in front of your path while you're travelling 88mph?
he mentions it when sending marty to 1885 but marty still gets fucked

What's Doc Brown's primary discipline, nuclear physics? He might not be considering those notions. We saw his first actual time experiment and literally put his life on the line for it, so he's clearly not "all there."

The doc that sends him back is the retard 50s one.

the car would have to be given matching velocity to the old earth in space too in order to not get splattered. time travel is hard

That's what the 88 miles per hour does.
>source: my ass

The year 0 doesn't exist, the calendar goes from December 31, 1 BC directly to January 1, 1 AD. Where would he end up?

It's an input display device, so it would be December 25th, 1 BC.

He would simultaneously exist in all years on Christmas

Have you ever wondered how Santa gets to all the houses in the world?

It;s because there's an infinite number of him oscillating through the quantum foam of all christmas days

I’m just glad we’re having a Back to the Future discussion not about mommy fugging

>scientist believing in Christ
the 80s were a different time

I think earth goes faster than 88mph. Not sure though.

>He would simultaneously exist in all years on Christmas
>Have you ever wondered how Santa gets to all the houses in the world?
>It;s because there's an infinite number of him oscillating through the quantum foam of all christmas days
go back, we don't upvote that shit here.

The Earth will be in the same spot on the same day, approximately

>because the solar system/earth is moving
I don't see that anywhere in my bible.

all meaningless obstacles when compared to the power of Christ.

It probably uses a compliment system, where 9999 is year 1BC, 9998 is year 2BC, etc. It shows him as a pessimist, however, that there are only 4 digits for the year. Why not see 10k?

the solar system is flying around the galactic core ya brainlet. and the galaxy is flying through space as well

>Travel back in time
>Meet Jesus
>He's Mel Gibson

B)

4D = distance between events, pretty sure the location of the events is included and would still correspondingly put you in the correct location (not arbitrarily floating in space) when you traveled backwards.

The movies already show that the Delorean is able to get to exact spots at exact times, Doc does this to meet Marty at the end of BTTF1, he makes the Delorean appear right in front of his house

Gravity keeps the car in place

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the suburbs, among dirty canteens
There stood a little cabin made of jizz and wood
Where lived a fatty boy named Janny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or work so well
But by being a tard, he could only excell
Go go
Go Janny go go
Go Janny go go
Go Janny go go
Go Janny go go
Janny B. Goode

Flux capacitor filters that out

Why would travel that fast in a residential neighborhood?
>Jesus Christ Doc, you just ran over my cat!

If he hits anyone he just sends a note back in time to adjust slightly.

>Dec 25th 0000
Even if he did make it to Bethlehem, he wouldn't be able to see Jesus because he was born during the summer.

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Whoa watch out! We got an enlightened genius over here!

It was just an example, smartass.

But the wise guys showed up at Christmas, to give the presents!

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this, he would've crashed into a tree and wrecked the car

it wasn't summer, it was spring, around mid-april, but it conflicted with an established holiday (passover)

But space is also constantly expanding. The car would need to calculate the expansion of the universe from the present time to the time you intend to travel to.

Cringe

Chuck Berry was too busy farting on hookers to remember his cousin.