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why u making so many threads about single film?

Are you by any chance a lonely incel?

>he hasn't been /healed/.

It's okay, user. It's never too late.

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Confuse-a-nip nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34778728

ALITA AKBAR

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>comments 0

>hey user what is this white chocolate people talk about? is it good? should we go get some?

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Let's get a combo going of Alita holding things for as long as we can.

Does anyone have the original, with her hunter-warrior ID? That should start it off.

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Change language to Japanese. English-language Nicovideo is dead.

Sorry to tell you this but white chocolate isn't very good.

>Hey user, do you like my new dress?

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>you didn't see Alita Battle Angel even once?
>That's not normal
>t. doctor

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Nope you skank!

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I even watched the old Alita OVA due to how great this film was. Fucking captivating, and I rarely watch any anime.

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>Tfw you find out your favorite band made a song based off Alita back in the day
Alita is in everything I love

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>what?!

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Suckable nipples and big suckable innie pussy lips

I don't think user ever uploaded the original with the hunter warrior ID. They uploaded pic related as OC. Then the pass got erased in a copy, a transparent copy was made and the rest is history.

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Based isis poster.

Post band and song name.

no

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>A video compilation of clips from my movie sure would be a cute with this song user.
youtube.com/watch?v=mfOWz_RJBz8

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>Don't talk nonsense user

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>you will never hold her hand
>you will never have a romantic dinner with her on a rooftop

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Nearly had a private screening today (sixth viewing overall) but I had to share it with two 'hilarious' teenagers giggling like retards. They were quiet most of the film and I guess it's another two ticket sales but fuck! Nearly had the perfect viewing experience bros.

Okay, good enough.

I'm going to post everyone I have. Feel free to join in, and let's try not to have any repeats.

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Just saw this, it was great 9/10

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>It won't open with more than 25M
>It won't gross more than 50M Domestically
>It won't gross more than 300M
>It won't gross more than 400M
>It won't gross more than 500M
[WE ARE HERE]

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Cybergenesis by Machinae Supremacy.
Band isn't for everybody (mainly hear complaints about the voice) but they sure do make songs about stuff I like. They're a combination of Alternative metal and Sid chip.

youtu.be/VmD5wM7N8jY

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>user, does it bother you... that I’m not completely human?

How do you respond?

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>Its ok you are a hardbody Alita. Please make that cute face for me again though.

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I can dig alt metal. I'm pretty happy in most subgenres so I'll check it out!

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>madman actually saved it

Do you have the rose pic by itself?

HQ Alita or bust.

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>not completely human
You're much more human than many 100% biological "people" are.

No, user. I don't.

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Literally just got out of the theater. I’m not a sci fi person but it was fantastic. When does the sequel come out? And what should I do now?

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>it's alright babe

creepy pic

no news for a sequel for a very long time.
you can read the manga however

Thats ok. I grabbed another rose to make a copy without the rose clipped off.

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Invite someone else to come along and watch it again. This movie benefits from at least two viewings. And it needs money to
>not be a flop
>break even
>make a profit
>guarantee a sequel
>make it to Zalem

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Image bump limit thread?

Do you by any chance get litty?

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>When does the sequel come out?
Hopefully as soon as possible
And what should I do now?
I watched the anime OVA just recently. It's pretty much the same thing but I enjoyed that too, sort of like a different take on the same story. I intend to read the manga next. I don't usually do that sorta thing, but damn, this is one captivating story.

Day one. Watched Alita.I went to the kinoplex today and got the first dose of /healing/.
I stopped browsing reddit so I threw away all my s oy
Day two. I can't believe it's been two days without blacked.
F***ing porn, it just ruins peoples' lives.
At first it seems so sweet, then you wake up in a discord.
Day three. I haven't watched Marvel for three days now.
This withdrawal is killing me. It's like shock therapy to my guts.
Day four. Last screening of Alita. My whole body feels like it's cracking into pieces.
Fragile doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
Day five, I'm sick as a dog, but the /ABAG/ general
and a lotta memes's gonna get me through.
Day six, when I'm not on Yea Forums I go fucking insane.
I'll never browse reddit again.
Day Seven, I Can't Believe I'm /healed/
DAY EIGHT, EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK BETTER
DAY NINE, THE MOUSESHILLS ARE PANICKING
DAY TEN, THEY SEEM AMAZED THAT I AM /HEALED/

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lets say the sequels are greenlit, would it be POSSIBLE they release the first sequel 1-1.5 years from now some time before avatar 2, or is it more likely that any sequel will be after the release of avatar 2?

Alita babe, forget about these losers.

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Good god, those hips. I love cute tits like that, too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. no

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After Avatar 2 most probably.

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W-What games do yoy p-play, Alita?

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Alita inspired me to take up writing again, and ive finished 6 pages in one day so far, thanks for healing me!

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>No panzer kunst
>No elbow blades
>No Zapan
>No Jasugun
>No funny Desty Nova
>No flan
>No werewolf
Are you guys sure this is gunnm?

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>Alita knew how to speak English properly but didn’t know what an Orange was

explain

100%

Mars doesn't have oranges.
Or chocolate.

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Watcha writin'?

Lol, ok.

Night /ABAG/
Stay comfy!

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And that's all the "Alita Holding Things" I got.

POST MOAR, Alitans!

Oh, flop-kun, you're back!

^w^

We were all getting a little worried about you.

She's a tumor who's been a soldier all its life and only ate protein paste.

"Most people with amnesia can speak, walk, drive, eat and use a phone. Why? Because the memory systems that are most affected by amnesia are mostly independent from the memory systems driving motor functions."

Sleep tight user

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you're more human than every woman I've ever met, just promise me you will never stop hugging me while we sleep

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Great work user I feel you on the inspiration vibe.

Kek, this fucking gym is right next to my work. Is this a sign? Anyone want to Photoshop Nova over it?

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I know you anons like cute Alita but what about tough, Jashugan arm wrestling Alita?

she better arm wrestle Jashugan in the sequel. If we ever get one that is.

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>Had Panzer Kunst
>Has only one elbow blade after jacking the sword from Zapan, I got a dollar that says there are mounts on both arms for it.
>See above. And Zapan is still alive to be in a sequel.
>I saw Jashugan. No, he was not a prominent character.
>Desty Nova has limited screen time and never says a word. Kinda hard to crack a joke with no lines.
>So? You really think there won't be flan in the next one?
>Okay, you got me. No werewolf. I give you that.

Good night user, stay comfy and sleep well.

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Ohhh man. I'm just so fatigued. I'm supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow but I'm getting more distracted than I am studying. I mean, I'll probably do alright since I do pay attention in class, but this is probably the difference between a B and a A. What do?

>"get litty"
I think you meant to say, "get alitty" right user?

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(checked)
heh that's funny

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Based

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youtube.com/watch?v=BuDjCgqPpV8

Revise in small blocks- take a concept that you know but don't have full detail on and go over it in depth for around 15 mins. After that take a quick break and then re-engage. If you generally know your stuff, then specific focused study in small blocks will help you recall the small details in the exam room. Best of luck user and we're here for you when you have your breaks.

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Also, Alita is in her motorball body at the end. Which means she has probably met the tuner and her berserker body is stored, leading up to Zapan stealing it, and has had quite a few interactions with Jashugan to explore in the next movie. Two months, and she is in the championships? Yeah, she has had some interaction with Jashugan.

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Alita is the Joan of Arc of our times. A woman who inspires such fervor in the hearts of her followers that they drop all evil in themselves and choose to live a life of virtue instead.

>Outstanding!

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HOLY MOLY. 99! It's a sign!

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I am not flop-kun I am Manga Purist and don't you forget it
If panzer kunst is in it than were was the Hertz Haeon or mention that it's a Zero G martial art?
If Zapan was in it where was his beard and URM body?
Jai Courtney is in no way Jasugun material
Nova is supposed to be hilarious and he should be eating flan!

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This is the website to track home video sales if anyone interested. The next phase of the battle will be on this front. Keep in mind that home video is on the decline as streaming become readily available. This is actually a blessing for foreign heavy films like Alita because streaming license market in China is huge whereas previously the market was virtually zero due to bootlegging and illegal streaming sites. the-numbers.com/movie/Alita-Battle-Angel-(2019)#tab=video-sales

Thanks, friend. It's my accounting course and I'm kinda stressing about this one in particular because the professor has structured it so the only grades that go in are 10 five point quizzes and 4 exams. I can't pad out my grade with homework or anything else.

I'd like to get an A in the class, but man, this year has just been grinding me down compared to last where I was so hopeful and ambitious and had a lot more drive.

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Tom Holkenborg answering questions about the soundtrack.
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>manga purist
>posts gif out of the OVA

SUUUuuure, user, whatever you say.

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>mention that it's a Zero G martial art?
Did you see the Zero G training flashback
>You have the soul of a survivor

>I dont need all this crap

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This... made my pp hard..

>she will never blow your brains out

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At least Alita fought well at the box office. Home video sales should look very nice too.

It can be hard to keep going- I have a year of law left and I'd pretty much rather die than do it but I've got some things to prove and I'm this far in that I'm not gonna quit now. Honestly though if you're within striking distance of an A then you're already better than you think. You got this user.

Just think about how much Alita merch you can get once you have a solid job.

The bliss that Alita brought me has faded. All that's left is the longing for that which I could never have.
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here :)

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I still find it hard to believe that rosa is older than brie but looks far prettier than brie does. Must help to not have that resting bitch face brie has all the time.

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>ordered deluxe mango boxset
>expected regular smallish extra thick manga booklets
>UPS driver comes around, hands me a big box
>fucking heavy
>open it
>they're massive A4 sized books
Jokes on me for not reading the dimensions before i bought it

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Dubs cheer her up

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>don't say that user

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>I'd pretty much rather die than do it but I've got some things to prove and I'm this far in that I'm not gonna quit now.
Pretty much summed up my feelings, ha. It's like that image, I've got the type of tired that sleep won't fix.

I'm not super worried on the multi-step hand problems. It's always the multiple choice that gets me and breaks me. I usually do just fine on the former. Oh well, I'll just have to go in and cross my fingers.

>stop right there!

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KISSU

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But will dubs cheer me up?

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what a cute

Alita is pure. Rosa can get it and still be cute and wholesome.

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"I love you for who you are"

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>If Zapan was in it where was his URM body?
>manga purist

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Just came back from the last viewing in my city, watched it 3 times total, most i've ever seen a movie in cinemas

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>no sabat crab dance

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*smooch*
jokes on you, i already have HSV-1 virus

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Remember to take them one step at a time. It's terrifying to look at a block of text with like a "discuss all relevant out comes 50 marks" but they're made to be answerable. Your worst enemy in exams is yourself. Come check it once you've finished it tomorrow!

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Pacific Rim made huge home video sales at 55 million and that's probably the main reason it got a sequel. Edge of Tomorrow made a modest 25 million but might have been saved by streaming licenses in the US. Alita is part of the new Chinese streaming era so if she gets around 15-20 million home video sale she will be ok.

YES! I've wanted this since yesterday.

Thanks, user!

Are you the based dad?

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Oh oops I misread that. Multi choice means you can't get 0 marks at least? I haven't had multi choice questions in ages so I can barely remember them.

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Nigga, you are an idiot.
I fully caught on at the zero G training with Michelle Rodriguez was for Panzer Kunst.

Zapan called himself Zapan. He's a fucking cyborg. Hair for him is plug and play. Maybe the reason he got so pissy at alita in the movie because he decided to try some time without the beard and was sensitive of people making fun of him.
Nigga, he STEALS Alita's body.
And Jai not being Jashugan is your personal preference on an actor.
Again, the Desty Nova being funny is not a nonstop thing. He ain't always cracking jokes and shoveling flan down his throat.

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As a matter of fact i am

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>that resting bitch face brie has all the time
I've just watched the Avengers trailer (I guess it's the most recent one, I'm not paying attention to Marvel all that much). As soon as she showed up, I immediately wanted to punch her in the face. She always has this annoying condescending attitude, both on-screen and in the interviews.

The dude is a troll. Motherfucker knows good and well Zapan steals Alita's body while she is running around in her motorball body.

You're right. It's a thing I discovered last year, the sheer importance of READING the problem. So many mistakes are made by people accidentally misreading the problem by accident or something, or doing incorrect arithmetic because they read one word wrong or something. Now for every exam I do, I read the questions extremely carefully, and if I don't know something, it'll be because I truly didn't know it instead of making an avoidable mistake. That cuts out a pretty decent percentage of incorrect answers.

half the multiple choice are definitions and such and the other half are minor problem solving, compared to the major hand solving ones at the end. Usually it's the definition ones that get me because there's always two extremely close answers where you believe it could be either or. Those ones seriously piss me off.

It's a novel length Star Trek fan fic...basically a Starfleet Spec Ops team with a sort of firefly/borderlands flavour

Besides, I thought Nova had a great sense of humor, jacking people as puppets and saying cynical shit like

"the only way to really appreciate immortality is to watch other people die."

What is an OVA?
Have no idea what you are talking about
Did you not read the manga? Zapan has a berserker body made by URM

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critical healing headshot

should i watch it? how much of rosa is in this movie?

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Can somebody explain to me that scene where Hugo goes to his friends and calls Tanji by his name right in the front of the cyborg they were jacking? That seems really autistic on his part. Why did he do that, couldn't he just call him?

You've called like five people flop-kun.

DO NOT!

NO!

That one silent clip is better than the whole fucking movie, I swear.

Based and Panzer Pilled

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THE COLORS ALITA

THE COLORS

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Also extremely notably:
>That looks fatal.

Sounds like you know what you're doing. Good luck!

Vince is a treasure

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It was a heat of the moment. You'd know if you ever had any experiences like that where you made a split second decision because otherwise you'd lose the nerve to do it if you put it off.

>drawing Alita
>not reverting to octopus lips

fuck you newbie

1.) this is the only person all thread I've called flop-kun
2,) That sounds like a very flop-kun - like thing to say....just saying.

I really shouldn't post when I'm not even fully awake.

Surely there's at least 1+ million hardcore Alita fans in the world? If Pacific Rim and EoT could sell that many copies, no reason why Alita couldn't.

I was only referring to Desty Nova. Not the people he used as puppets. Kinda in the same idea of the eating flan, whatever he personally did as a character.

But yeah, I do agree had a couple of zingers.

Thanks, man. Really. Just needed some third party reassurance.

Which Panzer you think would be Alita's favorite?

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>Erika
best girl

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>What is an OVA?
Original Video Animations. Anime one-shots.

Zapan doesn't have the berserker body until way later in the manga, URM didn't exist in the manga, you are a phony and a poser repeating the same things every thread like an autismo.

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i love you manga autist. don't stop coming here please

Imagine having 5.5x more in opening weekends but still lost to /ourgirl/ right now, a whole month later.

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Thats the only plothole of the film

Just got back from the last screening at my local kinoplex, place was dead and they didn't even bother ripping my ticket, going to laminate it and use it as my book marker for reading the manga. Also picked up two of the Arizona cans on the way home.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT’S NOT FAIR

The Carol Danvers Captain Marvel comics are well known as being universally shit, though.

>How many times user?

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>laminate it and use it as my book marker for reading the manga.
oh shit that's a neat idea. I wish I kept all 12 of mine but a collage of like 7 or 8 will have to do. Thanks for the idea dude

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DUDE DID YOU ASKED FOR THE POSTERS?

still a really poor decision. He literally talked to his gf moments before and he was already late to her match. How didn't "I'll just text him" cross his mind? That was the one scene where he really pissed me off. Because of that Tanji got sliced in half, he ended up as a cyborg, Chiren had to fix him and got butchered and Zapan lost his face. All because he couldn't send a text and had to be a total drama queen.
Oh and the cyborg that they were jacking was also killed.

He feels guilty about it, and he doesn't handle it in the best way. Perhaps he thought he would make them see the light in some way. Best thing to do would just be to call them or just ghost them completely and go straight to Motorball. It made sense to me that he would do it though, since he wasn't thinking rationally.

>two

That's so cute. You are like little baby.

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You have autism. You know this. You should know your perceptions aren't accurate.

My biggest hope is that we get a sequel and it focuses on jashugan. I absolutely loved him in the manga and I hope they do his character justice like they did with alita.

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Always. This general is for everyone, no matter what's happening in their lives. Everyone should feel /comfy/ here; it's what we do.

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Your shitty extension should've told you that was that poster's first post in the thread.

Yes, yes. We can all talk about whataboutism's all day about literally any and every movie. Stop being autistic. People make bad decisions all the time which lead to even worse outcomes. It's entirely natural within the narrative of the film.

Have you literally never heard of the phrase "Hindsight is 20/20"?

>haters now read the source material to shit on the thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>but that's fetish Alita
>*unzips dick*

A decisive majority watching the movie has no idea about the comics, so it's more of a movie effect than anything. Captain Marvel movie was not good enough for normalfag to check out her comic compared to Alita.

He will have a major role along with Nova, that’s why they had a cameo in ABA

Was my 3rd viewing and first time in my life I went to go see a movie by myself...none of my friends were interested.

>eating cocoa butter

Dude, you're great.

Imagine that fucking idiot bringing up Zapan's fucking beard that he had for a while.

>mfw I never watched Alita and never will
>mfw I just show up in the /alita/ generals because people here are generally positive and nice and always reply to my posts

u guys aight

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I read the source material because I loved Alita. Not my fault it turned into garbage with Last Order.

You speak English but you don't know what's a Pussy

>takis
californian detected

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if you enjoy the threads you would probably enjoy the movie, user

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It's superior latina genes. My uncle has a 37yr old latina wife who looks 30.

saying Tanji's name aloud didn't really change anything. It's not like anyone was looking for Tanji. Obviously, Hugo thought to get the message straight he had to tell Tanji in person to show that he was serious. A text wouldn't have sufficed and Tanji would've continued to try to have him hang on.

Zapan would've fucked with Hugo and Alita eventually. If not right then and there, slightly later. It was bad luck for Tanji, wrong place and wrong time. I blame Zapan's killing of Tanji on Zpan, not Hugo.
> this kind of projecting

Also..
>making fun of someone on Yea Forums for potentially being autistic.

Why are you even here?

What does your buzzy word 'autism' have to do with anything? Maybe I'm just stupid.

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BASED GYNOID SHILL

>Not my fault it turned into garbage with Last Order
Another pleb got filtered by based Kishiro. Thank you Last Order.

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Just watched it. Good film but I don't understand the fascination you guys have with it. Felt way more connected to Blade Runner.

>prove me

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I've been bamboozled by /alita/ general niceness. I would've been suckered into viewing it but I'm pretty sure they aren't showing it anymore in my local cinemas, so...

I did! They had the one I wanted too. Didn't want to make my post a blog and I need to figure out how to straighten this thing.

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>my shittier Naruto without any of the comfy Alita identity is a pleb filter

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That webm... is oddly inspiring...

What was he talking about in the actual movie?

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I do not stand by in the presence of singles

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she's a cyborg

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hahahaha great! i love that pic

>"comfy"
>loli reaction image
Man your shit taste is insulting.

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Why not watch it to find out, user?

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Waifufagging.

Yeah boy

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Promise me it will heal my cynical heart, user.

It will do that and so much more.

Where the fuck is her eye patch?

If only she fixed her eye bags. She has them even in her earlier roles in 2010. Not sure why she doesn't just fix it with a quick eyelid surgery if it's not something she can get rid of them with some sleep and home remedies.

that's too bad. Maybe there'll be a massive, fan-led initiative to get it back on IMAX or something but we'll see. It's going to be a long wait until bluray drops.
thank peaches for it. You'll have to watch the movie to find out dummy.

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I promise and guaran-fucking-tee it.

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It's the soul user, something we all have to contemplate to figure out. Also, all the qualities of this movie such as acting, nuances, meticulous set designs, beautiful OST, intricate world building, etc. require multiple viewings to fully appreciate because the pacing moves a little faster than we used to. youtube.com/watch?v=cCiefCg1z-w

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why do you think we've had back to back threads for literally weeks now?

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And her arm also
She is a cyborg now

It's visually like Bladerunner but it also has fun Rodriguez style action scenes. This is the sequel to From Dust Till Dawn I've been waiting for for 23 years.

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Someone needs to tell me where to find this. I looked for two hours day before yesterday. No luck.

Sounds neat!

This is why I come to /alita/s. I'm not used to so much fraternity.

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Hey meatbags,

My name is Gally, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are organic, tender, weaklings who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass holograms. You are everything bad in Iron city. Honestly, have any of you ever won any motorball game? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of cyborgs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than disassembling people on the slums.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the motorball team, and starter on my hunter warrior team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to cute pics of me"? I also get straight bounties, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just kissed me; Shit was SO chips). You are all meatballs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my boyfriend

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We've been over this, user. The one who got filtered is you.

I wonder if there are people autistic enough to buy Blu-ray for the sake of supporting Alita, and then pirate the movie because they don't have any devices capable of reading Blu-rays?

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Saved.

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>Shit was SO chips

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Ok one last question /alita/ friends:

Is this a good movie to watch with your girlfriend? She's a weeaboo, btw.

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The bottom right looks like an isometric action game. Would play.

don't blurays come with a digital download or whatever?

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how can meatbois even compete

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>calls others meatbags
>is born a tumor

01101110 01101111

Probably my favorite character out of Last Order. Need to find that pic of him beating out some dudes brains with a dumbbell.

kino 10/10

Yes. I watched it with mine and she was crying despite no interest in cyberpunk at all.

Your mouth is human enough.

I feel you. It's one of those rare times when people just come together, feel good about a movie and don't try to shit talk each other and instead talk about the movie.

Imma do both. Just so I have a portable copy to watch on my phone. Imma buy two copies, one for me, and one for my daughter to have and watch as she wants to. I need my own copy for...personal reasons.

Yes. She'll probably enjoy the genuine dialogue since it feels very anime at times.

If she's a weeb then for sure.

>image limit reached
wew

>tfw you've seen Alita three times now
>tfw you're gonna see her three more times
>tfw you'll never repair from the pain of missing her in IMAX 3D

Anons, I....I didn't know. I didn't know about the film until it was too late and they pulled it out of all the IMAX theaters around me.


Why, Alitans? Why did I fail her? Why was I destined to fail her, all of you, and myself?

ABSOFUCKINGLUTLY, she'll love it

These crops suck with the items cut off.

We don't even have an IMAX here.

POST YOU FAVORITE ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL MOVIE QUOTES PLEASE

I assume you meant to reply to the Arizona Alita green tea cans.

Anyway, try your nearest 7-11. That's where I got them.

>dating a weeaboo

Oh boy. How many manga books does she have?

>weeaboo
That's like the best kind of gf you could watch it with.

Closest thing I could find.
wetanz.com/shop/vinyl-figures/mini-epics-alita-doll

we hit them back to back like yesterday lol, people were on a roll making oc

Yes. And if she is even slightly bi she might even be turned on by it in which case you better be ready for a good time boiiiii

>she

No.

I was talking to you. I cannot find any figures that come even close to this. Is it real?

>I would

>I'm doing this for us remember? you can't miss it
>it's all or nothing with me
>thank you father

>You do not deserve such a weapon.

if she already knows the franchise, no.
She will sperg out about every inconsistency and deviation from the original manga.
Like that one gunnm poster that pretends to have read the manga

>Whew, that was pretty intense, huh?

Yeah, that was the closest I could find too. Which is why I am interested in whether chocolate munching Alita is a figure or some really, really, good shopping.

>I would give you my heart

It's pretty much the perfect date movie if your both into weeb shit, you might get laid afterwards but it only makes you realize how badly you want to be with Alita.

"I'm not your daughter. I don't know what I am."

LOL

No...it's not. It's just a drawing.

This. It might also make you inexplicably feel like a warrior without a war. Alita has strong battle feels.

>I would give him my life if I could
>It's all or nothing for me

Still no announcement about Alita figma/nendoroid?

A whole shelf. Lots of Ranma 1/2, Inu Yasha, something with Shaman in the title, ALL of Sailor Moon, a bunch of other girly shit and and extreme amount of various Yaoi mangas. She's really into yaoi. And Super Natural. But that's not an anime.

>"Something stronger, Engineering"

Fuck. That chocolate munching figure would sell.

someone make new thread already

I dont have girlfriend. I watch movie alone.

>I do not standby in the presence of evil

"I'm going to need you to step way back."

Honestly almost everything Alita says is quoteworthy, the writing of this movie is tight as hell

"FUCK YOUR MERCY" desu senpai

>that’s so cool!
Her face and the delivery is everything.

>likes yaoi

Maybe leave her? Sounds like a red flag to me.

i'm on it

It’s fucking obvious it is.

NEW NEW

This

kek'd and check'd