Are you excited for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2019? VSFS 2018 had record low viewership. Barbara Palvin was just announced as an angel
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
>Text girl: "Hey, what time do you go on?"
>She says: "What?"
>"I'm watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and I'm wondering what time you go on"
>Instantly get laid
You're welcome, Yea Forums
>Ladies you are looking good tonight!
>and just walk away
Nice
Someone needs to strat a campaign to get a trans or obese model on there. The sjw community would lose support overnight.
Nigga that's restraining order levels of cringe.
>haha
>anyway wanna go out?
>haha
:(
Cringe
Babs got upgraded to an angel? Happy for her.
I would only watch for Cara, if she were to appear.
>the milk's gone bad
Hasn't Pavlin been in the show for years? Who cares about the Angel tag?
They need to start stopping pubic hair waxing for these shows
turns out when every girls an instagram thot people stop giving a fuck about le mega hot models meme
Is that Dove Cameron she's trying to overshadow? I would dropkick Cara into a volcano just to see Dove smile.
wtf I'm slaying pussy now
It’s Lily Rose Depp
A small downgrade, but still acceptable.
Honorific thing. Transfers you from Kardashian tier to Adriana Lima tier.
People used to watch these back when internet was shitty and all sorts of porn wasn't freely available
that's all there is to it.
dude this just worked holy shit
i fucking LOVE YOU
THANK YOU BASED AUTIST
They've also closed down like 30 stores this year, wonder how they're still relevant
Brb trying it on my mom and sisters
>look at these hot, unattainable women in weird clothing
unironically what's the appeal?
...
Sucks that she's a lesbo
>it actually worked
Thanks based user
Super rich girls don't have sexual identities, they suck pussy in a drug addled haze until they decide it's time to be a millionare's wife.
based
Nobody really likes watching weird looking, emaciated women strutting around in dresses made out of raw bacon, as it turns out.
At one point they did which is the anomaly
For real? Damn, that means I still have a chance
How do you suck pusy, asking for a friend haha
When you have access to pictures and videos of naked bitches of all shapes and sizes at all times, some dull c-cup roasties don't really do it for you the same way.
what a slut
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>how to fuck obese uggos
The girls literally get uglier and more unlikeable every year. It's less and less about a themed male fantasy and cool music, and more about a family-friendly rainbow parade with annoying flavor of the month artists shitting up the stage with bad live appearances.
>That barely passable tranny in the pink
>That vitligo freak who should be on the circus
>The hadid mutt cunt, im-only-a-model because dad paid people and got me tons of plastic surgery
>Reality mutt Jenner something of coalburning
>implying people didn’t have that in 2013
the chad Boomer vs. the beta zoomer
But hasn't palvin been an angel the past few years running?
"newest" angel? She was at ladt years.
Only way to increase viewership is go back to kino kloss. Insta models get likes and retweets but no actual fucking views.
>that hilariously disgusting shitskin clown
is it gonna be only trannies this time around?
The ceo of VS is anti-trans
what the
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
The only dude I ever knew to watch the VS fashion show was one of the gayest people I have ever seen. My husband won’t sit and watch it with me. He says with porno in existence it’s just a cock teasing waste of time.
I could easily find 20 instagram girl literal who models, that 90% of all guys would find much more attractive and prefer to bang. That's what everyone is thinking.
Palvin is great top notch though.
>My husband won’t sit and watch it with me. He says with porno in existence it’s just a cock teasing waste of time.
uhhhh
society
Based and redpilled
pusypics?
Reminder that barbara pavlin fucks black guys.
Gay couples aren't the target demographic of this shit show
They all do ;-;
>if you're in a picture with someone that means you're having sex with them
Just like you with your grandma and your mom, right, incel?
And that's a good thing.
>samefag
Shit tastes confirmed
Based
I stopped paying attention by the time i was about 13 and discovered what internet porno was...weren't they pushing actual trannies this year?
OOF
They only have insta people because of their followers or family. They don't hire them for looks.
As said before though; retweets and instagram likes do NOT - translate into views. Sales? I still doubt it. The problem is that VS is actually fucking shit. If you want lingerie there's a million highstreet stores that not only sell more provocative, better looking clothes, but at a fraction of the price. VS is becoming more general fashion and its genuinely Killing the brand. Honestly, went into VS with my girlfriend a week or so back and everything was ass, overpriced, nothing actually sexy. We went next door to Ann Summers (UK lingerie and mainstream sex shop) and bought cheaper shit that was sexier at a lower price. VS didn't even have fucking bustiers.
based and fantasypilled
Fucking BASED. They know that maybe 1% of the audience actually gives a fuck about the product line, and the rest are there to watch hot chicks in lingerie. Give the people what they want
>drug-addled, emaciated model burning coal
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
Clearly the vibe in that photo is one of a group of friends sitting down for a nice meal. You're not fooling anyone you disgusting roastie.
>VS didn't even have fucking bustiers.
The bustier by Gaultier is making a big comeback.
>girlfriend
If you are gonna make up shit on Yea Forums at least make it believable
the hope/idea was there'd be a lot of slutty bitches walking around being slutty.
then the reality was every outfit is composed of more fabric than a lot of instathotts wear in the dead of winter, and viewership fell off as more and more people realized they weren't going to learn from that mistake and the lingerie models were going to wear more and more clothing.
prove it fag
is the fantasy that anyone wants to watch this garbage?
>before
>literally who pretty girl in bumfuck nowhere, Hungary
>fug her in the stables when you're teens
>she marries the local bigwig at 18
>still sleeps with you on the side
>marries you after the husband dies of heart attack at 48
>now
>literally who pretty girl in bumfuck nowhere, Hungary
>gets (((discovered))) at 13
>shipped off to United States of Degeneracy
>sucks jew cock and is paraded around for a living
>dies from coke overdose at 27
Globalism was a mistake
>viewership drops when Kloss stops being an Angel
both sound pretty hot to me.
manlets must hate this show
Never mind the fucking fashion industry, those girls are more likely to get forced into prostitution and die of an OD at 19.
> would find much more attractive
kek, you're delusional breh, no fookin filter model can compare to a VS angel
lol @ you
must be a girl, they're usually this vicious when it comes to vs since the have a taller than 5'7" 34-24-34 requirements to even consider you lol
Kloss had a very aggressive, sexy, defining walk. Watch her go down the walk, she's literally aggressive sex on legs. Absolutely BTFOs all other runway models in the most important regard.
Kloss is incredibly popular and famous for a reason. I am not surprised at all that she's a view-draw. I've said many times, drop the insta thots and get Kloss back if they really want to up viewing numbers.
And again, what is this shit about palvin beinf "newly" announced? She's been an angel staple for years and has been in like the past 2 or 3 fashion shows.
>And again, what is this shit about palvin beinf "newly" announced?
She's an official Angel now, versus just a model who walked in the VS shows.
So basically fucking nothing because it doesn't change anything?
I mean, thanks for clarifying, but what? Its nothing. Its like a company hiring a contractor full time.
Basically makes her a full part of any photoshoots, face of the company, automatically walks in VS shows, does the VS ads, all that. And it's a big jump in your profile too. You're a brand ambassador.
most of the fans were teen girls, but teen girls who were fans at time stopped watching once they started adding the hadids and jenner
i wanna be her pusy ambassador
It’s actually pretty shitty because the VS brand is crap with dwindling presence and brand power. Girls like Alessandra and Gisele made some money with VS when it as big but now you can make more money being an instagram thot like Alexis Ren, Kendall or the Hadids and have the freedom to model elsewhere
>get Kloss back if they really want to up viewing numbers.
She walked in 2017 and the numbers did crap
Ah i see, so that's good publicity then. Palvin is super popular and genuinely good looking so thats a bonus for them. They just need to cut out the fucking meme walkers and focus more on actual lingerie. Imagine palvin walking down the catwalk in a corset/underwear combo that was plainish but well designed, sexy and actually available to buy at a decent price.
Thats a huge YIKES for me.
2016 or 2017 is where it really nosedived in quality, to my memory. Might have already been declining beforehand, but those two years seemed like they went to complete shit.
>Kendall first walks in 2016
>VS freefall starts
Really makes you think
>Text celebrity girl: I wanna cum in your starbucks latte and watch you slurp it down in an instagram post viewed by millions of people with no one being the wiser
Literal 100% success rate.
Anybody else buy their busty girlfriend a VS bra only for her to get mad because their products are all for titlets? :/
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^ ^ ^ better then 1000000 victoria secret models
VS makes most of its money from midlife crisis dudes buying their underage mistress their first pair of sexy lingerie
When is Faith going to sign with them?
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>victorias secret will never be this kino again
GET ME THE LONGEST LEGS YOU CAN GET AND THE LONGEST LEGS
I'll watch it if they have Tay on again.
lens
Quality television, amazing character development.
Are you 12 or 65?
Lingerie is fucking gay. Just get em naked.
MILF?
>fat tay
No thanks
Honeslty, pretty good
This guy fucks