99% of Yea Forums would be thrown into the dome

99% of Yea Forums would be thrown into the dome

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Where is the falcon pen?

Why would they use the toilet instead of just peeing on the ground?

Change the “are you” section to only include white men and this is accurate

>Doritos and Mountain Dew bucket cuts off bottoms of the screen

Who the fuck still goes to the movies?

I like this guy's ideas.

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there's no way i can go 2 hours without a piss after a few beers, and there's no sense going to a capeshit sober

>No sniper nest
>No anvil storage lockers
>No penis inspection usher

What nightmarish hellscape is this?

Me on the toilet with my rifle
I've bought a lifetime shooter designation
Had to pawn my ticket stubs to afford it, but I think it was worth it

forcing the idea that a toilet break is abhorrent at the cinema only makes me think the OP pic is made by a pleb who watches 90 minute cut off pixar shite

If you piss more than four times a day your bladder is weak, like a woman's.

>doesn't drink enough water
hello fatty

imagine being such a man child that you care about and go to the movies

>no popcorn mines
>no prison showers
>no movie falcon check up station
>to testosterone level checker
what is this amateur hour?

well what do you do then? because I know you don't own a TV even though you're on Yea Forums

>he watches movies generally

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Smells like incel in here

have sex

Doom seems pretty based desu, i would rather be in there

>older people are always quiet and respectful during a movie
they're constantly complaining about shit

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I can you tell old people are not quiet. They wheeze, cough, whisper, snore, whisper more, fidget with shit and they cannot figure out how to silence their cellphones.

This. As if I would waste precious voting liquid, how else would the movie theater know that I didn't like the film? Same applies to shit. Going to the bathroom is essentially silencing the voice of the masses, no more piss stained floors or benches drenched in shit, utter chaos I tell you.
I like the soda&pop combo added in the comic, and it's essentially how I rate the mediocre films.

If I want crab legs which section am I in?

you get to sit on top of the dome and block the film snobs' view

based, but women in general should be automatically thrown into the dome, as they have the attentionspans of children and usually won't be interested in following the movie at all.

Make allies in the dome then get out and kill everyone before they can see the ending.

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>Old people are quiet
Bullshit, they love to gossip. They don't know how loud they are.

Im the guy who yells at people to shut the fuck up very loudly and that usually shuts them up. But then again Im bald and look insane when I get pissed off.

Where are the showers?