>"F-FELLOW INCELS UNITE!!, WE MUST SABOTAGE THE CAPTAIN MARVEL RATING!!"
>"VICTORY ACHIEVED!! IT'S AT 32%"
>"UH WAIT A MINUTE"
>"W-WHY DID DISNEY DELETE ALL OF OUR FAKE ACCOUNT REVIEWS?"
>"WTFFFF DISNEY IS SILENCING US!!!"
OH NONONONONONONONONO
ABHAHAJAAAHHHAHHHHHA
YOU LOSE INCELS. YOU LOSE. CAPTAIN MARVEL SITS AT 62% AND THAT INCLUDES YOU ALL SPAMMING 1 STAR. THE AUDIENCE HAS SPOKEN. IF THERE WERE NO TROLL REVIEWS CAPTAIN MARVEL WOULD HAVE 92% AUDIENCE SCORE.
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Wait, is that seriously how fucking low the movie's rating is?
Kek. Even the fucking critic store is pathetic, and those cucks eat up anything. Is this the worst reviewed MCU movie ever?
>W-WHY
It's actually "wh-why".
"wh" is a digraph.
Based BrieBrie
its black panther all over again
now they scuttle back into hiding only to emerge and throw a similarly successful tantrum next time
Only at 62% when they don't allow low scores now?
>When you care more about your agenda than making billions
Are you sure these are jews?
They lose a few billion now but will gain trillions later.
>removing fake reviews
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!
>gain trillions later
from who? they are buying their own tickets
no, they didn't remove all fake reviews, only the poor reviews regardless of their validity
>poor rating? there's no way 50,000 reviewed captain marvel since only 55,000 reviewed infinity wars
>good ratings? it's okay that we are now sitting at 65,000 reviews
Did you know toenail fungus is contagious? If the salon Captain Fungal has her toenails painted at doesn't sterilize their shit after they painstakingly try to make her toenails look human, that shit will spread.
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The Women's right movement was started in part as a way to get the female consumers, Disney is doing the same thing here. Women are about 60% of the population in the US but don't make up a majority of the superhero viewers, they are trying to force women into watching their movies and that's why CM is becoming the face of the MCU.
>no, they didn't remove all fake reviews
Yeah because you went through every single one of them and checked huh? Go KYS faggot.
if they want women to watch these movies then they needs good looking men shirtless not some dumb ass agenda. women do not like competition.
If their nail salons are run anything like their restaurants they're never cleaned.
Actually Disney/Rotten Tomatoes has already deleted a good chunk of the negative reviews (claiming it was a “bug”) and stopped allowing one star/half star reviews.
Incels btfo so bad
I will make this simple and clear
>for the 10th time today, the discord tranny posted the evidence-free conspiracy theory that his propaganda film was reviewbombed by ebil incels
I have to laugh
Their big problem is they do a lot of market research through social and news media, instead of getting it from real people. You are right in that CM kind of failed in that it did not attract female viewers, and female viewership was down over even regular marvel movies. They pandered too much towards twitter mobs as opposed to real people.
I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.
Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.
But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.
Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.
Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.
I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.
Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.
But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.
Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.
Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids.
Absolutely correct. Reminder that 1 star reviews of Captain Marvel are made by incles who didn't watch it, and are just venting their rage over being unfuckable.
>this entire thread
So this is the power of autism! If you took a quarter of the time you guys spend here shitposting and used it to have sex instead, you would've gotten laid ages ago
Is everyone in this thread defending this movie ironically? I can't imagine genuinely convincing yourself that this is a good movie and thinking that everyone who said it was bad is just an "incel"
>you can only dislike lies and deceit in you have a horse in the race
You wish.
It's this kind of people doing it.
>evidence-free
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Well look at that.
This but unironically
Oh no no no
I'm not sure if it's good or bad that you're not self-aware enough to realize how pathetic you are.
Yeah. They're working real hard to remove the fake reviews.
Seeething
Hows it feel losing?
How have I lost? I didn't waste any money on this garbage.
yikes
Does she get barefoot in the movie?
No one cares anymore. Everyone knows the critics are mostly bought and paid for. Everyone knows Disney was forced to buy its own tickets to avoid embarrasment at the box office. We forced you to change not only how RT works, but how Youtube works as well. All in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to stop us from telling everyone how medocre your movie is.
We won. You can lie to the world but you can't lie to yourself. You KNOW we won.
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Yes. They capture her in the beginning and try to search her memories to find a POI, she wakes up during the process and breaks out. She runs around and fights barefoot on the ship until she finds her shoes.
U mad xD
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever
Fuck I'd hate to see us win.
>caught cheating
>"n-no one care anymore!"
60% is about what id give this movie
>things that never happened
Licking my balls is really worth a try too, but i don't see you doing that.
Fucking this, capeshit will never fucking die
Shilling by Copypasta reviews
How low can the mouse go?
>he keeps copying and pasting in every thread
>admits he lost
Lmao
>turn mediocre movie into a cultural conflict so that people on one side of the conflict will have to see it to spite the other
Thanks for the shekels Goys hehe
based memri poster
>Half empty theaters
Who are you telling this to? People like me who could barely find a good seat in full theaters because they or people who won't see the movie and therefore don't care? I guess the goal of this one is just the thrill of lying, then? Like for little children?
Awww
Look, I can tell you're trying really hard to make this a successful demoralization campaign, but its just not going to work. We're not risking our reputations by calling out your sucky, poorly written movies. We don't care and we'll keep calling the shit you dress up as chocolate bars shit whether you like it or not. Plus we all already know you're nothing but a pack of liars blowing smoke up everyones ass with fudged box office numbers. We've seen the general public begin to question where all your box office moneys coming from as they sit alone in empty theaters on opening night. We know your movie isn't getting anywhere near the same amount of positive word of mouth that Black Panther got.
All your buzz is artificial, your veneer of confidence is less than paper thin, it might as well be the flimsiest silk. So fuck off; everyone knows. You suck and your movie sucks.
Now get the fuck off my board
Wtf, I learned something in this shithole. Delete it already
I love this pasta cause it’s always accurate, right down to the train scene.
Drown in your impotent anger, incel. :)
>"All your buzz is artificial"
>Artificially tries to deflate the movie reviews
Calm down
>cheating
Posting negative reviews because we didn't like your movie is cheating now? That's rich coming from the side that stopped allowing people to give the movie anything less than three stars for the whole weekend.
Shit, I'm not even sure you can still give it under three stars even now
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Imagine being trans positive. If I were trans, I’d keep that shit a big secret
imagine caring this much about capeshit
Cringe
The more you type the more we know how assblasted you are
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>trannies have the gall to call other people incels despite literally trying to turn into the girl they could never get.
Do they have no sense of irony?
it appears that you are the liar here
or perhaps just willfully ignorant
And you artificially tried to raise rotten tomatoes scores by
>Not allowing any reviews rating the movie less than three stars to be posted
>Sending in robbie the synthetic comment or whatever the fuck its name was to boost ratings
>Getting YouTube to change its search algorithm so fluff pieces about Bree Larson answering softball questions from your late night show hosts would appear first
>Flooding Yea Forums with shills
But yeah, we're totally the ones being artificial here.
We won
The world knows the movie is average at best
Buy a couple thousand more of your own tickets and get over it
This. This board was apolitical for so long. I'm a political person but I like Yea Forums because people just discussed movies and it was and still can be fun. Leave that stuff to pol there already doing this kind of stuff. Just go there
>Implying they removed any of the countless 10/10 one sentence reviews
roasties in this thread
fuck you
stay outta my movies and stay in the kitchen
holy fucking based
at this point I genuinely think that people spamming incel are virgin themselves
you have to realize that reviews aren't that cut and dry anymore, it needs to have 3 ratings; hate, neutral, like, because most people give it a 1, 2, 5, 9, or 10. 1 are incels, 10 are soi boys, 2 are "movie was meh but need to offset the 10s" and 9s are "movie was meh but need to offset the 1s"
You're just now realizing?
I think the shills realized this was a losing battkle and left
That's how it always goes. They start shit, get BTFO and move on to another thread to repeat the process all over again to try and wear us down. Stupid corporate chucklefucks just don't get that we're going to keep calling their mediocre shit mediocre no matter what
Dont know, Marvel needed to create an anti-troll group.
Marketing trippled for them.
Needed to make 2 alternative endings for Avengers Endgame
Got mediocre reviews, especially bad reviews on youtube.
They bought tickets to boost their sales.
Drop after weekend was drastic.
Moved Endgame trailer to a very late time.
I did nothing but writing in my spare time and collect some infos.
You cant win 100%, but i didnt burned money on this in any way.
>THAT INCLUDES YOU ALL SPAMMING 1 STAR
except they deleted all of those
funny how they didn't delete all the reviews spamming 10
here's your user score bro
mad lad
although those 1 star rating probably get removed
you gotta be more subtle
Get laid
what they did wasn't illegal, it was creative accounting at most
>he changes the rules to win
Lol
>RT has to delete tens of thousands of reviews and literally ban posting of negative reviews to make the score even average
>Youtube has to change its search algorithm to make anything show up except videos shitting on the movie
>Disney lost half a billion dollars buying tickets from itself to cover up how much of a flop the movie is
Boy, I'd hate to see us win if defeats look like this.
citation needed
This isn't how taxation works, is poorly written AND lacks proof
>I-it's not illegal, so it's OK
Imagine being this much of an insectoid subhuman cuck. Imagine having no moral code of your own and instead sucking the dick of whoever is in charge. Fucking disgusting.
>tranny goes on Yea Forums
>"Like Captain Marvel incellllllllll!!!!!!!!"
Kill yourself
>rotten tomatoes cucks for cm twice
>gets rid of early "want to see" score
>was at 26% want to see
>movie comes out 33% userscore
>deletes 50,000 reviews
>brings score up to 36%
>deletes more reviews
>positive review bombs that have mostly the same text
>no proof what so ever of these troll armies or incels review bombing
>mass reports of empty theaters
>the mouse pays millions to buy tickets to keep the numbers up
>msm white knights for cm
>disney shills white knight for cm on social media
>have sex
>msm making early excuses for the second week drop off
Yeah. I'm really broken up over this.
I wonder if they have to do this to all CaptainMarvel movies after this.
Or with all movies where they try to use this same PR tactic.
If they use classic Avenger promos for Black Widow, than i would guess Disney had to really pump money into Cpt. Marvel marketing.
all joking aside: Its pretty bad even for a MCU movie
Can't be done. The left inserts politics into media. It has to be opposed.
I would say, it is Phase 1 tier in a Phase 3/4 time.
I was in band in high school and I hated 3/4 time
N-nany?! B-bakana!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! oh wait... i don´t give a fuck. All capeshit is trash and this movie is not special in any way.
If anything i am amazed at the fact that the same publicity stunt worked a second time. This is exactly the same strategy Nigga panther used. Pretend an average movie was special in some way to taunt the autist into spamming the perfect viral marketing on the net. Seriously people that supposedly where attacking both movies made youtube videos non stop which worked as free advertisment. Not only that, the strategy allowed Marvel TWICE to play the discrimination card (which basically makes a movie invincible. It can not be criticized because the criticism is disregarded as discrimination) and actually ends up making a movie "special" because it marthyrs it as the defensor of a cause.
I am seriously in awe of this marketing formula. Think about it for a second, specially if you like the movie, ask yourself this question. Is this one of the best 20 movies of all time? The answer is no... and yet it breaks every box office record. Now that´s amazing.
Me too.
And well done user. it really reads weird.
>while we are in the phase 3 to phase 4
would have been better.
Weak shill
Its amazing that Disney poured so much money into it.
And it demasked the media even more.
>to play the discrimination card (which basically makes a movie invincible. It can not be criticized because the criticism is disregarded as discrimination)
Didnt worked for Ghostbusters16 or StarWars. And for BP and CM they ad to start a GoFundMe campaign.
Roasties toasted
This.
They don't want the women audience. They want the little girl audience. Little girls don't care about shirtless men and the feminist agenda isn't there to educate them, but to brainwash them.
The mouse knows what it's doing. It's thinking 20 years ahead.
...
They want the women audience who doesnt like the make-up or dress up thing.
Disney doesnt produce make-up, dresses, jewelry or lifestyle. But stories and merch. They want the fangirl fraction. The one who buys a shirt, because a disney character is on it or use it to make a statement.
Feminist is trend and they like to wear not-pink, fancy clothes. So they might buy clothes with marvel characters and signaling merch like funko.
Little girls like princess and animal stuff. They have that with Disney.
Thats why they acquired StarWars and Marvel to get boys and transform it in non gender ip.
The axe wound between your legs will never be a vagina.
You think Brie Larson being the featured article on Wikipedia on the movie's opening day was just a coincidence?
Yet they still have more sex than you incel
I'm all for removing every fake review on sites like IMDB and RT. But we all know that only the bad fake reviews gets nuked. Doesn't mater what product, those 5/5 and 10/10's will be there.
cringe
Fucking grow up and stop watching children's movies.
If by sex you mean suicide...
He lost millions to save Billions.
i think this has to do with "who is that?". I am not sure if there is an algorhytm or they can put it for money on showcase.
>62%
That’s Thor 2-tier lmao
>Women are at fault, when they don't want to touch us >:(
Reminder I was fucking right.
Don’t bring JonTron into this.
Some of those straw man statements directly contradict each other. Why are feminist comics so awful?
INCELS ABSOLUTELY S E E T H I N G
wikipedia mods are often true believers, it's quite possible they did it for free.
it's actual RT score is lower though
>screenshotting your own post
>posting it even though your prediction wasnt right
>muh femuhnists and sJw are behind everything
Noone likes you, faggot.
>2017
>poll at a college
62%? Oh you, uh, did great on your test kid. 62% is great, don't let anyone tell you different. Just great. That's a strong 'C'.
>National aveage
Does they give numbers for liberals too?
Not the right context, newfag
>only low ratings are fake
>every commentless 10/10 is genuine
If that's the hill you want to die on...
Have sex
You retard.
B A I T
Have sex incel
go back to plebbit, incel
have sex
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL US INCELS THAT'S OUR WORD HELP ME MICKE- I MEAN FELLOW MARVEL CHADS
is obesity contagious
should incels avoid contact with each other
the movies didn't really increase in quality over time.
capeshit lover should all be hunted and hanged in public
We won
Fuck off and get over it
I'll make it very simple and clear: Rotten Tomatoes is a totally legit source.
Ummm sweetie, that's fake news
a bloo bloo
I don't think it needs any sabotage.
Yeah.... and they're not allowing the majority of scores of 3 stars or less. Kinda hard for it to drop below 60%.
cringe
proof that you retarded sjws are the ones that need to have sex
>when ham-planet /pol incels LOSE to a woman
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I would pay to eat that
>honest reviews deleted
>fake reviews reposted
N-no dont mind us we're just deleting spam because its good for you!
>irony is intense, too much salt sensei!
>emptyseatsinthecinema.jpg
>rumors surface that ghost are starting to post bad reviews.
>outcel rages on 4spam for more fuel
>fire isn't big enough
Act.
>wet dreams of the forever alone fatty
Anybody else surprised they didn't make her a coal burner in the pic? Especially when they already had made Carol in the comics? And larson herself lied about fucking Africans just to virtue signal online?
I dont get this. Is it gaslighting?
not sure, incel
go ask mom
What makes you think Disney didnt then start adding its own shill reviews? It has more reviews than Infinity War right now, which has been out for a year. That is suspect.
but user, I watched the movie and liked it yet I'm still a virgin. what went wrong?
>I don't want to live in a world where its constantly on me to protect myself
Who is it on then? What a retard.