Who should play him in the inevitable biopic

Who should play him in the inevitable biopic

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Hideo Kojima

All my old fag friends used to go fucking nuts over him but the dude is ugly as shit. I don't get it, I guess he just radiates some kind of essence.

>dude is ugly as shit
Wrong
>I guess he just radiates some kind of essence
Right

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the dude from that shitty sci-fi movie that came out a couple of years back, he played harry osborn in amazing spider-man 2.
he looks exactly like him.
even has the same nose.
i've never seen any other actor with that nose.

Nobody actually listens to him except shut in musicphiles.
He's a really popular character/musician and people think it makes them cooler by proxy.
When he died and blackstar was released, there's a reason why the hype died down a month later.

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actually, he was actually a black guy

based if unironically

This unironically
They've worked together, too, so she knows him firsthand
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why do gays look like women and lesbians look like men?

Kill yourself
Young Americans, Ziggy Stardust, Low, Lodger, Blackstar are all amazing albums

based daneposters

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My favorite happens to be diamond dogs user. People just think bowie is a secret club and use him for brownie points when in reality he was always a huge pop star.

himself

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Kill YOURSELF. Your post implies all his albums aren't amazing
>t. Shut-in musicphile

He was an odd looking dude in his earlier days, but he aged like wine.

We just need to make him really anorexic

Just my favorites

This dude was supposed to play Bowie in Bohemian Rhapsody but it got cut I think.

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Kevin Bacon 20 years ago

>Bowie in Bohemian Rhapsody
So an actor plays Bowie appear in that movie? Who?

I'm writing like shit these days

Bowie: chad edition

He has the alien lizard look. The majority of women find it ugly, but for about a quarter of women there's nothing hotter because it gives off that essence.

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I don't think Tilda Swinton is a lesbo.

Leonardo di Caprio

Would this be the only time a woman playing a man be acceptable to everyone? Everyone likes Swinton.

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Idris Elba.

Would they include Bowie trolling on his own fan forums?

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Not gonna be a biopic. Ever.

Absolutely based

Probably not him but it's fun to pretend sometimes

pretty sure that was his forum name. funniest part is he charged like 50 bucks to sign up

It was his forum name on his official BowieNet forum that you had to subscribe to because Bowie in the 90's was a money whore.
This is from the unofficial TeenageWildlife forum; they cropped out the signature below it that said "If you're gullible and have a credit card, click here!" linking to the official board.

>ugly as shit
The fuck are you talking about?

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Women care more about status/fame than looks. That's why so many of them gush over someone like Benedict Cumberbatch or Ed Sheeran

Why not? Wasn't his life interesting?

checked

Reminder if you say anyone other than this you lack any concept of true vision

The girl who bought the world.
What's your favorite Bowie album?
I'm very fond of Scary Monsters.

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What? Lots of people listen to David Bowie.
He has some trash songs but lots of amazing ones too.

This was peak Bowie. what a handsome cunt.

Why don't they just get the guy from Labyrinth to play him. That motherfucker looked just LIKE Bowie

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>dude is ugly as shit
That's pushing it a little. I wouldn't call him ugly.

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That was 30 years ago. Hes probably dead by now.

The movie that introduced me to Bowie. And all because I thought it was Pan's Labyrinth.

David J

Jesus H Christ Yea Forums ..... no Idris Elba posted yet .... I am dissapoint

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CHUBBY LITTLE LOSER...

when he was looking normal he doesn't look that ugly.
I mean shit like this where he intentionally makes himself look busted as fuck

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Meh, too attached to that particular role. I'd see him playing Bowie and all I could think of would be that he reminds me of the babe.

A nigger.

Honestly if they did announce a biopic and cast Swinton i don't think anyone would complain.

NATIONAL JOKE...

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that joker guy from Gotham

Nobody actually listens to Bowie except shut in musicphiles.

>this is what Perks of Being a Wallflower fans actually believe

Annette Benning

Doc Hammer

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Could do the Thom Yorke biopic too

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I miss him, lads

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faggot

Why was this allowed to happen?

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no u

He's a pedo

Forgot the link like a cunt.

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he definitely posted here, pretty sure he responded to me after Blackstar was released and I called him out for Saturn worship.

Doc is a lot older than he looks, he’s pretty close to 50. Vegan and judo will do that, I guess.

>imagine how much fun they had.

We need the second I'm Not There with different actors for each of David's character.

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/this
Bowie is cancelled

I fucking hate his face.

cillian murphy

I fucking hate you.

He’s balding and hit the wall too hard, he’s too ugly to play Bowie now