Movie pet peeves: When you watch movies with your girlfriend but she doesnt pay attention and just looks on her phone

Whatever that titpig from modern family is.

They find the toilet seat dirty so they shit standing up. Not making this up.

That's why you have to pull her into your lap and play with her tits and fingerbang her. Keeps her attention of the phone.

>and then she asks what's going on

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Some spoiled bipolar cunt does this and then blames it on a discord tranny.

then she still wont be watching the movie

ugh, this pig needs to lose weight

That the blacked girl?

Nigger fucker

I've worked as a janitor for about 3 years and when they tell you women's bathrooms are cleaner it's a fucking lie. Plus I had to empty the tampon boxes which smells like rotten fish.

She HAD to include herself in the picture didn't she?
God forbid you take a photo of something without any self obsessed need to insert yourself into it.
Ban women.

Dubs and you die.

Based and incelpilled.

I can't imagine spending years of my life cleaning up other people's shit. Though at least you'd be paid.

my sympathies user

It's ironic since if they would just sit on it, they would make it less dirty

I talked with this woman at work who complained about there being piss splatter on the toilet seats at work, then in the next sentence said she hovered when she peed. What a retard.

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Lol, the chick in the pic is way to chubby to be elsa jean

Arthoe+intersectional feminist

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can confirm
I had to pick up trash bags from women's bathrooms several times and the smell of rotten tampons and pads is literally the worst I've ever experienced

Anybody confused about this sign has never had a job that involved cleaning women’s public washrooms, the men’s room is nothing in comparison

Have sex.

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I like how the oatmeal is so lazy that when he realized he needed another urinal in the middle, he just pasted it on top of the guy and didn't even clean it up

I’ve worked in clubs and bars and the men’s smells worse but the women’s is ungodly

how do you poop in the floor?

I remember an user posting about this and the time he repeatedly threw up when pieces of a foetus clogging up the toilet went up and flooded the floor with blood and the foulest stench

squat holes

The Oatmeal is such a worthless cuck.

Men's restrooms are probably more graffiti-ridden than women's.

Not really I’ve worked in places with both and women have much more graffiti it’s weird it’s all self encouragement graffiti because most women need reassurance. But stalls were covered in then

This was clearly made by some retarded art school fag who had rich parents and thus never had to work a wagie cleaning job when they were young. Women's bathrooms are fucking gross.

against time

Not in a work office

I once had to clean a women's public bathroom at a beach during a festival weekend. Hands down the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Fucking bloody tampons on the windowsills, puddles of piss on the floor, all the sinks stopped up then filled with what I hope was not liquid shit, a shit filled diaper fucking plastered against a wall.
Cleaned that shit out with a hose.

bar worker as well, women's bathrooms were always the worst, if it's not theirs they don't care about it
also when a woman drinks too much because of their lower bmi it's usually a really bad scene of full on alcohol poisoning and bodily fluids everywhere, dudes usually leave or puke and rally

but then there wouldn't be proof that it's the woman's bathroom :/

clean it up wagie

This is a pretty standard move when the poop scissors are missing.

Someone shoop it to say "Please poop in my mouth"

>this entire thread
Imagine the smell.
Haha.

this guy has never been in a women's bathroom

name?

Misa Campo

This man doesn't need to imagine the smell

Smells like iron from the periods and mucus and urine with a hint of dihareah

What is with this this guy?

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>tfw have a wetting and messing fetish
i still find it utterly disgusting, what is wrong with me. as long as I dont actually see it in my porn its fine

thank you very much.

>not knowing piss is sterile
Women were a mistake

Yea I have heard this for years and heard stories of janitors saying that women's rooms were worse than men. Could you imagine shitting on the floor and expecting somebody else to clean it up? Insanity.

Thats weird when my mom and sis use the home bathroom it looks fine I guess women are subhuman in groups.

Mrs. reverse image search

he based

>When my sister took me into the women's toilet at a disco

No mortal man should bare witness to such things

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Shitting on the floor is degeneracy.

Me in the dome with the other cool people.

>tfw have a wetting and messing fetish

It's kinda like doing drugs. It's warm and comfortable at first but before you know it flesh eating maggots are crawling out your japseye

Imagine the smell

Did she fuck you in there?

Because of course

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user you could rape or murder someone in that dome and no one would know.

i only watch JAV where they leave their clothes on. maybe im just a prude but 95% of my pee porn collection is clothed

It's not 100% sterile dip shit. Urine is not sterile, even before it comes out of you and gets contaminated by your skin. Bacteria are present at low levels in the urine of healthy people not suffering from a urinary tract infection

Literal inversion of reality, as all faggot leftists are known for.

Mudshark

Is there anything more edamame than these comments?

I hate this new wave of atheism. It used to be funny but now there's fedora women all over the place.

>be woman
>see piss on toilet
>dont use the tissue to cover the seat so the piss doesnt touch you

Not having a logical brain must be hell on earth.

are you the same janitoranon from a few years ago that talked about a school you worked at as a janitor the women put the tampons in the ceiling, and the office building where you quit after they said two women started throwing shit at each other in the bathroom?

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Those type of women shill for Blacks but only date whites or lightskinhispanics

T.blackman

Stop stealing memes faggot

>where you quit after they said two women started throwing shit at each other in the bathroom?
What the fuck thats literal subhuman behavior

This is now a pukeatronic thread

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And is there a woman alive who isn't currently suffering from a UTI?

maybe

I worked as a cleaner both at the movie theater and a local park and can confirm

men will piss on the floor because their aim is shit and usually leave paper towels by the trash can because they can't throw it in correctly.

Women are absolutely vile in the bathroom. Every single one of the ones I've cleaned where someone fucking splattered the back of the wall with their diarrhea has been in the womens bathroom. And i'm talking like, aimed their ass at the back of the wall and shot out like a canon sort of splatter.

And the blood. God the blood. Bros, women fucking bleed all over the goddamn place. they leave it in the toilet, the leave their pads all over the place, and cram it into the little thing attached to the wall until its overflowing.

I've seen panties ripped off and crammed into them when they shit themselves. Its awful.

Men at least have the decency to do their godawful bathroom shit at their homes. Women do it in public.

So close

Who was it that said "treat religion like your penis; don't whip it out in public & don't force it down kid's throats"?
Good advice, that.
Religion is a lot easier to sell to a 5 year old than an adult, that's why they get you young.

>women that asks questions every 5 seconds instead of watching

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Do you sniff them?

Why the actual fuck do they do this?

I called her a retard because she is part of the problem she hates.

Don't women have diarrhea when they are on their period?

>watch the first 20minutes of the matrix with my mom and later with my gf and they have idea what is going on

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I think he said they both of the women were fucking some dude that worked there and got in a fight over it. Apparently it started with simple hair pulling until one of them grabbed a shit from the toilet

I used to be a janitor. Women will do monstrous things. More than once I recovered a sock filled with feces from the tampon bin.

why not use tissue to wipe the piss up

This post made me dry heave. Women are disgusting.

Based trips.

I don't follow. Please explain.

I would not date a woman who can’t pay attention to a whole movie without checking her phone. Someone like that and I would not be compatible.

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Aint women just stupid animals mate.

lol women wipe back to front thats why the always have UTIs

We got gender neutral toilets in work and now every cubicle has a tampon bin and they all smell permanently funky

Can someone explain how menstuation works?Like how often it bleeds throughout whenever

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I'm not sure. It's not very lady like though.

Was a housekeeper at retirement home. Womens bathrooms were always way way way more disgusting also

>start dating a solid 8/10 at work
>go back to her house to bang
>go to wash my hands in her bathroom
>literally the most vile and disgusting bathroom ive ever seen
>piss and shit stains all over the toilet
>sink is covered in hair and random gunk

I didnt know what to do because she was so smoking hot. I just ignored it.

Who shits in a sock? The toilet is right there!

If baby is not formed in womb the uterus lining sheds itself for some reason, the uterus shedding is the stream of blood that comes out the pussy during the period.

I'm not that user, but in most women's bathrooms there's a small rectangular box on the side of the stalls with a flip open lid on it meant to have a paper baggie in it and women put their used tampons in it so they don't flush them down the toilets (where they can clog and cause expensive plumbing problems)

Most women do not do this and flush them anyways. The vile among them will sometimes manifest in "shitting in a sock" and then having to throw it away somewhere, so they put it into the tampon bin. This happened at one of my jobs where they sharted in their panties and ripped them off and put them in the tampon bin.

dogma is a good movie

>piss and shit stains all over the toilet
Does she not care? I don't get it.

you ever see those pornhub videos? well they have to be filmed somewhere...

who /domebro/ here?

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is that the girl from blacked

>no place for my anvil
>no aviary
Shit tier kinoplex

The entire month does some come out?

no I haven't and I don't plan on watching them

They are such stupid animals they cant think at all, they see patriarchy made water hole and think "hurr I put tampon in there" rather than look around the bathroom for a place to dispose it.

No that's not me but I have no problem believing that.