for me, it's early 00s jennifer love hewitt
For me, it's early 00s jennifer love hewitt
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I know what I'd do to her that summer.
>only tangible asset is mommy tits
kek
based movie
>not 90s JLH
pleb
go away Pierce
For me, it's 90s TAT
She was 15 here. How did they get away with it?
for me, it's Biel since 00s
it's a one piece, prude.
Has she ever not been perfect?
it's still inappropriate for her age
For me it's Brie Larson, current year
Hey you don't see me not fapping bud
>mark paul gosselar tapped that numerous times
it's not fair
Well, she's been dragging an imperfection for a few years
HMMMMM Is that a modelling shoot
how long till 00's nostalgia gets trendy?
it was a different time
It says RTL 2 at the top which is a German TV channel, so it must be some kind of mysterious movie
I'm nothing but happy for them, they seem like a nice couple as opposed to other Hollywood marriages that break apart after 2 years
This
really?
Flipper
The absolute best
how can we go back in time?
NATM has no right to be as classic as it is
Based and Bielpilled
Mario Lopez did too.
prime JLH is way hotter. Biel does have a tight body though
by becoming fourdimensional/non linear
How many reddit cocks and cum have been in your bum bum?
>tfw thought heartbreakers was gonna be a jackoff flick
>tfw it was actually a good movie
>gif
Its not 2007 anymore.
you're right
For me, its MWC Applegate
is that Zach Galfianikakis?
I give you more popular, but I prefer Biel all the way
They all did
Except for Schreech
Post the rest then, asshole.
I hated her character in that movie.
>life sucks cuz everybody thinks I'm hot
For me, Its prime jconn
People always say my gf looks like her :)
her face > her tits
I never got the appeal of Biel. She was just too toned to be feminine. Give me Alba, that 24 chick, or any of the pop chicks from that era
Only some kind of pleb wouldn't.
post a pic or you're a fag
nothing wrong with jiffs
a man of pure taste
BASED
heartbreakers is fapkino
she was a good friend
Connelly in Rocketeer was, I truly beleive, my sexual awakening and I was like 5 years old
>n-not feminine!
Don't be a sillyhead, it's not like she's a fucking roiding bodybuilder or something
And the appeal is them huge legs
For me it's Alicia Witt
Here’s a pic of our dogs
Fucking D girl
that brown dog looks so fucking comfy
>People always say my gf looks like her :)
>Here’s a pic of our dogs
unironically go back
And for me it's Jennifer love hewitt at every age
For me its 00s Kim Dahyun
>Give me Alba
Alba has no waist or hips, how can she be more feminine than Biel?
He is based and the embodiment of comfy
You first incel
For me, Its Winona Ryder in Bram Stokers Dracula
This. She was my first celebrity crush, I'll always love her
fridge
>shitposting about Biel's hips and waist
I love Biel but what the fuck are you doing m8
She was hotter in 90210
he meant alba and not biel, you dumbass.
>she could have been captain marvel
Good casting Kevin you moron.
Her ass tho.
What about mommy Jennifer Love Hewitt?
For me, it’s Carmen Lopez
>when your previosuly dorky looking cousin comes over to swim a year after she enters high school
I know im not the only one this has happend too
He said Alba has no ass so she can't be more feminine than Biel
I said I love Biel but what the fuck is he talking about
I'm sure you can figure out my point
>Ewan
>can barely keep from touching it
What? I say Alba does not have waist or hips, Biel, on the other hand, has one of the best waist-hip ratio
Why don't they hire attractive women anymore, We have to settle for Jennifer Lawrence, Brie Larson, and Scarlett Johanson
nice tiddies
based. FUCK JASON
Tfw 15 yearold me would wait 2 hours to download this clip on imesh
when did I say Alba has no butt?
>Ewan
think it's Paul Walker m8
Shes so hot in this. Not an ass guy in the least and I'd bend her over and pound those cheeks.
Fine too
At least we have Angourie Rice
post more lacey shes a goddess
I dunno why I split that greentext into two lines
How FUCKING hard can it be to figure out that a "I love Biel, but..." post is saying that she doesn't have hips
goddamn, that tummy
Lies. Those breasts are glorious.
>they replaced her with George's rich, stuck up niece
That was a downgrade.
How are you born sexy and get sexier with age. This womans genes need to be studied for science.
Obviously they are. Her face is still hotter though
name a more perfect hiney
Lacey’s new mystery movie is dope but theyre making us wait til October for episode 2
Best version imo.
Is this life as a rich Chad?
still would
>not posting the mom
The Mom was way way hotter.
Looks like a man
That one Mexican female newscaster
For how hot she is im amazed she hasnt been a bigger celebrity.
Fridge mode.
>mfw watching that jimmy fallon saved by the bell reunion skit from a few years ago and the whole cast aged well
It blew my mind theyre all in their mid 40s and could have passed for late 20s.
for me it's 90s Tia Carrere
I saw a preview for that. I've been taping Frasier the last few months so I see her movies. Isn't she a crossword puzzle creator?
She's a conservative Christian
Nothing beats prime mommy jamie gertz from still standing.
Yuck
BIEL HAS WAIST AND HIPS, ALBA (if you consider she is supposed to be latin) DOESN'T.
>those milf tits
well dude, she's like 50 cut her some slack
>tfw stumbled upon some shit movie she did where shes a teacher who has an affair with her student
It has softcore porn sex scenes with her and its awesome.Look it up.
yeah and its got a lot of really quick dialogue and details, a true mystery flick
I wanted to fuck her so hard when I saw that movie.
>shitposting about Biel's hips and waist
I love Biel but what the fuck are you doing m8
based
>swn give you that look bottom right
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Not bad then.
absolute jeankino
>ywn have prime Jconn or winona gf
it hurts to live
Not Another Teen Movie has to be the last time a parody worked for me. It rip some scenes a little too directly, it plays things pretty straight and gets it right. Every parody since is either reference porn or OOT. The Days of airplane and naked gun long gone.
women in denim is a patrician fetish
>ywn have prime Jconn
Neither will Paul Bettany
I'll put it simple, Biel has more curves than Alba. that's why Alba can't be more feminine than Biel
But who's a better actor?
Alba has slightly better feet
we can't, /gamergate/ ruined it
who plays tennis in a bikini and high heels?
>Biel has more curves than Alba
no
And better butt cheeks.
Mommyyyyyyyyyy
CHOKE ME
wait what
>And better butt cheeks.
This is the "lol Megan Fox is the hottest girl ever xd" of the current year where you have to say this because all the cool kids do.
lol what? Alba has no ass what so ever
Are you implying Megan Fox isn't hot? These zoomers man, so blind as a bat.
>marry beautiful girl with a huge rack
>she chops off her rack and screws up her face
I feel bad for the dude desu
So 2007 Megan Fox being touted as the hottest thing in 2007 is the same as 80s JenCon being touted as the hottest thing in 2019?
She really needs some bangs. I hate this new era of 5head acceptance.
Megan Fox WAS the hottest piece of ass on the planet for a hot second there.
Biel has a great ass and legs, sadly she looks to manly now.
I think she was at her prime in that Adam Sandler film
sorry I don't really check that
Like I said, I fucking love Biel and her ass is amazing. It's just silly to pretend her hips are anything to rave about though
She married some dude whos the CEO of some investment firm. He also owns the atlanta hawks nba team.
Reminds me of olivia Munn transformation
feels bad
Biel
yep
how the fuck do you look like this and think you need plastic surgery still???? rip
that show where she was female indiana jones was absolute 90s kino
she's perfect
Women are insecure about the stupidest things and aging scares them more than we could ever comprehend
So sad
O rly
These dumb bimbos usually start with ONLY injecting collagen into their lips or some dumb shit like that and then quickly go off the deep end with facelifts and shit.
much seed was spilled
>not trying to finger her asshole while you kiss
low test
I'd post the webm but the fucking 3mb cap
yes but which mom has the best butt nowadays? neither looks like there prime
what makes her even more hotter is that she's an ancient aliens believer.
Alba has herpes
I share your pain user
>WOMEN
She had a lot of Soul
This. Look at those broad shoulders
>0:03
she's one of us bros
For me, it was species.
I remember even reading back in 2006 or whatever that this was a body double
The ultimate JUST.
Google what she looks like now.
Lara Flynn Boyle
Please post it in the /gif/ celeb webm thread and crosslink or something, I really wanna see it
Also feel free to dump all your Albas, I'm saving the fuck out of them
gods yes!
>It's just silly to pretend her hips are anything to rave about though
angel on earth. a pure goddess.
You sure showed me by posting this pic of her dropping a hip while walking
Even /gif/ has a 4mb limit, the webms I have are 5+. I could post a gfycat link but Yea Forums considers it spam. Here, have some pics from my Alba feet folder
>I could post a gfycat link
Just post the ID part of the URL (HornyOldCatfish or whatever) please
It would make me happy
The only thing I remember from this movie.
God I wish I was that stool
alarmingcreepydromaeosaur
harshfaintchevrotain
low rise jeans were a mistake
Just because you think ass and thighs = amazing hips won't make it true
Keep trying to disprove it though, like I said: I love Biel so I'm quite okay saving all of these
,
high rise jeans are for fags and ruin asses
please explain
Fucking amazing, thanks
'no'
apthappyhellbender
uhh does he know that women shit also?
>women shit
virgin detected
patrician taste user
>this guy is too good for shit
You need to leave sir.
i want to sexually dominate a hulked-out biel (with evangeline lilly watching in the back)
I grew up like 1/4 mile from Alba
gross
Ever steal any of her underwear while it was hanging out to dry?
Look at those childbearing hips. Fuck
No, she always stole mine.
did he breathe in?
duh. who would even like need to say this?
kek
I think the last parody movie I watched in theaters was Meet the Spartans.
For a moment they were 1 body.
women in leggings is great
alba is the one
wish she made more hot movies before she decided to be a billionaire
in a better timeline bro.
was he ok?
she still looks like a snack in ghost whisperer
you're replying a Biel pic
you now remember nikki cox
name of movie? series?
No, it makes mustard gas.
that's yoga pants
well she's hot too but i like alba more she is more feminine and prettier
I wish she had posed nude and showed her asshole while she was still in her prime tbqh famalam
politebasicadouri
High rise is much better
fuck. can't believe she fucked up her face with all the surgery.
nah
she got BOGged hard.
what makes mustard gas?
god i hope she gets cheated on and she spirals down into rated r movies/action horror and releases those tits.
>It's just silly to pretend her hips are anything to rave about though
thats just the kind of godless faggot talk I would expect from a godless, shittaste faggot, like you.
god damn
F for her looks
she truly JUST'd herself and then got W A L L E D .
can you even breathe in that situation?
>I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Check out this
to see it in video form
not another teen movie came before scary movie 2 & 3 though right? because those are solid too.
youtu.be
Moretz > biel
living the dream.....
Why does she wear a swimsuit in school? And is that guy pimping her out?
jesus christ how horrifying.
that's a pretty neat trick to get your girlfriend to sit on your face
Your second question literally answers your first question.
High rise is so fucking shit
Hi my name's Earl
Zach was pimping her out
she is so fucking hideous
goddamn I forgot how fucking hot she was
Thanks for your opinion you literal retard
bitches get out
>cuts to some creep looking at her
for some reason this ruined my fap
disagree
I'm not allowed to post the full frontal shaved nudity of Jennifer Connelly as she tans with her friend on a private beach, forwards and backwards, on this "blue" board, am I?
What are the guns for?
looks messy, and like she should be vacuuming the carpets
We've all see nthat anyway
Post more of her angelic face
It's ok to be wrong.
That is totally allowed and encouraged here.
my ex girlfriend looked like her
Blue boards being SFW is a myth perpetrated by newfags and plebbitors.
This guy gets it
This.
>falling for a girl with glasses
I bet you she usually has her hair in a ponytail.
I actually have to agree.
But, prime J Conn tits WERE spectacular, and I don't even like large breasts. I'm an A-B cup man, but JC? 10/10.
sorry your country is full of fags trying to be women
i guess she has really uneven tits. like a full cup size different. not that i care.
You better believe they are.
Take a ban for the team bro
I have LOTS of JC webms, sure. Let's go in some youth order, shall we?
look at that face though!
You have the same aznude as we all do, takes 1.5 seconds to look up
>leica
Based Biel
Please do
I only have one pic that hasn't been posted yet
Fully.
Shaved.
It's just wonderful. And while she has complete fullness, complete perkiness.
For me it's young Courteney Cox.
She's 100% beautiful. And I actually don't mind getting breast reduction surgery and still think she, in her 40s, still looks AMAZINGLY beautiful.
What do you think girls her age are wearing TODAY when they go to beach?
Imagine how many shots like that we could have gotten in the years before that if Americans weren't so prude
They're not wearing one pieces to school i'll tell you that much
I want to eat her poop.
She will always have my respect for posing nude at 17.
It's a shame. The world has restrained itself. And that's not the full shot(s) I even have ;)
I feel bad, i have access to her entire filmography, but I actually only made about half a dozen.
god you're sick
>$3700 in today's dollars
damn
Well the pussy shot is from like 200m away
Japan sure loves Jenifa Kanari
she made me drop some hulk loads if you catch my drift
Has she done any bikini or underwear scenes yet?
No Mulholland Falls????????? She was at her hottest there.
true enough
Also, even Jim Henson had access to teen JC...
FAT
I actually liked that Hulk. I thought Eric Bana did alright in what a confused berserker Hulk could be like. But, more than anything, JENNIFER CONNELY WAS THE LOVE INTEREST. Instant win.
I do, and as I said, literally ALL her films, but I'm not into the 50's look, really.
So accessibly and yet unmatchably gorgeous. Unf.
>that Michael J Fox shadow
Boner ruined
90's winona
>gods
Bacc to Reddit, fagg.
Why?
Based jeans spergs.
anyone know who the qt is who isn't Connelly or Biel?
Some random NY bitch
I dunno, man. As soon as you said Michael j Fox, in a thread about hot chicks...my mind instantly jumped.
---FUCK MY WEBM IS TOO LARGE TO SHOW Lea Thompson SHOWING HER TINY SEXY TEEN BODY PERKIEST NIPPLES IN EXISTENCE FUCK FUCK-----
upload it to gfycat and post the ID, we already had great success with that ITT
That's such a nice webm. I've saved it now. I want a beautiful wife.
>“I auditioned and they were like, ‘Oh, thanks.’ And I went to the Beverly Center to Macy’s and had them do a makeover on me,” the actress, who was 15 when Heathers began filming, explained. “I went back because I kind of knew that they thought I wasn’t pretty enough. They were trying to get Jennifer Connelly.”
I bet she wears paint covered overalls. BARF
she probably like nervously looks down at her feet when she talks to you, fucking yikes
how do I get a girlfriend like her
I can do that, sure
/ScientificPassionateCrow
It hates the link as spam, though. I guess you can just use the ID
More like scornfully, as a pre-teen girl looks at some sub-class street rat.
>pre-teen
Really? No wonder she looks so hot
I was watching ghost of mars the other day(which i hadnt seen since it came out) and i forgot how fucking beautiful she is.
She hit the wall going 160. Feel legit bad for her.
Well, I guess she was 13 during filming for "Once Upon A Time In America."
>gina davis
I dated a girl who looked like a dark-haired version of Melissa Joan Hart.
Gorgeous.
Still cute even for an old hag
Literal fridge body.
Teenage Winona would have been perfect for the role of Lady
lucky
Based Bielposters
Mega underrated. Fapped to her alot in true romance and that new show with paul dano