Cast him

Bumped my thread.

>The Nameless One: Then this is my final question: What can change the nature of a man?
>The Transcendent One: The question is meaningless.
>The Nameless One: Nonetheless, before there is an ending between us, I will hear your answer.
>The Transcendent One: Then this is my answer, and you are the proof: Nothing can change the nature of a man.
>The Nameless One: You're wrong. If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can.

has a film ever been this fucking KINO??

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More importantly cast her

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Eva Green

nowhere nearly as intelligent enough to play such a role.

Give some intelligent titsluts that don't have a potato face

>1990s RPG
>intelligent

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Tessa Thompson

no mere female mortal can even come close to capturing the beauty and wisdom that is my wife.

So we all agree that an adaptation would have high WIS/ high INT lawful good Nameless One solving all problems with talking and philosophy, right?

Either your a 80's Try-hard "Nothing will be better then my 80's" or ur a zoomer fag who thinks Spongebob and I-Carly are top tier nostalgia-kino...

Shut the fuck up you goddamn child.
Your ilk couldn't even "marathon" half an hour of that game if your life depended on it.

>high WIS/ high INT
S1E8: The Unbroken Circle of Zerthimon.

fpbp

Very overwitten. Soapboxing. Clumsily formulated. Convenient inauthentic structure. Overdramatic

This is what happens when nerds who haven't read anything more complicated than Tolkien try to be profound.

Not too many worn out actors around these days. Let alone actors who can play worn out. Mickey Rourke's too old. Clive Owen might be up to the part.

>casts depression on you

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@111427136
trying a little too hard there, friend.

You need someone who is both young and innocent-looking. She also needs to pull off being Lawful Good (yes I know she's Lawful Neutral but she acts 100% good) and chaste withou seeming disingenuous. I'd go with Elle Fanning.

Too old.

Kys.

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Today you learn that people who use the word 'kino' are teenagers with terrible taste

Your kid's games are not intelligent

Hight WIS is a given but Nameless One is a high strength fighter. I mean, just look at him.

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Just do an animation. Call in the people who made Xavier Renegade Angel

Eddie Murphy can play Morte.

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>a mage cant be jacked

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Beamdog is a guilty of a number of different crimes. Here are the major ones.

1. The Enhanced Editions are essentially a collection of free mods that had existed for nearly twenty years. Beamdog gathered them all up, slapped "Enhanced Edition" on it and resold it as a new product. There's very very little in the Enhanced Editions that wasn't already out there, and most of it is stuff you don't want (like obnoxious character outlines).

2. The games didn't sell so well and the originals were still far outselling them, even twenty years after their release, so Beamdog had EVERY digital distributor stop selling the originals and ONLY sell the Enhanced Edition. If you want to buy a digital copy of the originals now, they're "bundled" into the Enhanced Edition. Now these scumbags can claim sales from people just wanting to buy the originals as their own.

3. The infamous 600+ bugs on launch. The game is still riddled with bugs (as even a perfunctory glance over their forums show) but the fact that it took nearly two years for them to get a game that had been working fine for 20 years to reach playability after launch is telling of their wild incompetence.

4. This is where we get to the ones that really piss people off. Beamdog couldn't just remaster the game, they had to fuck with the content too. New dialogue for existing NPCs like Jaheira, Viconia, Safana, Kivan, et cetera was written in to make the characters more progressive and leftist friendly. Beamdog shills will argue that "adding content isn't changing content XDDD" but it is when the new content changes the core personalities of the existing characters. This is in addition to adding a slew of their own LGBT (hitherto there were none in Baldur's Gate) NPCs, all flooded with OP attributes and magic items to encourage people to play them despite their cancer.

5. Siege of motherfucking Dragonspear.

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Tha's clearly a mistake because his stats are:
STR 13
DEX 18
CON 14
INT 18
WIS 18
CHA 17

Irenicus is clearly using some kind of magical illusion to hide his dyel appearance.

updated my journal

That's the CHA 17 you're seeing

STR13/CON14/DEX18 is not really dyel though
STR10/CON10 sure

Not a big fan of his, but I have to agree. He has the look and voice.

13 STR is still above average, 8 would be dyel

>WIS18
fucking how

Moner?

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Raul Julia would have been perfect.

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>casting a spic to play an Irish street waif
no

*ahem*
FUCK ELVES
and
FUCK ELISSIME
and
FUCK SULDANESSELLAR
and
FUCK THE THREE OF LIFE
and
FUCK CORELLON LARETHIAN

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Okay, not dyel but he wouldn't have 3d delts.

The same way a lunatic like Xzar had high wisdom

Hell no. Moner should play Imoen in a BG movie or something. Karen Gillan is born to play Annah.

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but would a lunatic like Xzar not kill the bhaalspawn he just sucked the soul out of himself instead of letting his stupid vampire sister do it?

>yes I know she's Lawful Neutral but she acts 100% good
This is debateable, because although Grace acts very morally she's not completely selfless or devoted to cosmic good and is instead concerned more with her own process of enlightenment as a Sensate. She's definitely a different flavor or LN than either Dak'kon or Vhailor though. At one point she even argues with Vhailor about the relationship between justice and mercy.

>out of curiosity look up how Sheena Easton looks these days
>feel instant regret

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>he wouldn't have 3d delts.
debatable, 18 STR/18CON is basically Arnold in his prime or even better.

Fall-From-Grace

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elizabeth debicki

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>STR 13
Irenicus has muscles, you fucking pedestrian. He gets a +1 roll bonus with that 13 strength.

TNO - Jake Gyllenhaal
Annah - Rose Leslie
Dak'kon - Tilda Swinton
FFG - Saoirse Ronan
Ignus - Jim Carey
Vhailorr - Dave Bautista
Morte - Brendan Schaub

waifu-mind

I think I would prefer Debicki though. Fall-from-grace has a weird mixture of angelic and sinister traits that she would pull off well

No.
Yvonne Strahovski

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This is actually pretty good.

considering she's almost 60 she could look a lot worse

What the FUCK was his problem?

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>Dak'kon - Tilda Swinton
user pls

>we almost had a planescape torment tv show

would it have been good?

he was nice to me

He doesnt, he's in 2nd edition. +1 damage starts at 15

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Touching a masterpiece will almost every time leave some stains. Just look at the mess of Torment: Tides of Numenera

He really like skulls and you broke into his house

>+1 damage starts at 15
That doesn't change the fact that 10 is human average in all stats

You dont steal a mans bro

I liked that game tho

Which had absolutely nothing to do with PS:T other than cannibalizing the name to wear as a false skin.

I liked it too but it's very flawed

Sure. I'm not saying hes not allowed to be muscly but he pushes it a bit.

Brie Larson

Cast the alley that gives birth to a smaller alley.

I feel sad when I read that memory orb thing that is Deionarras where the practical incarnation convinces her to join him on his expedition.

>you wanna play my game user-kun?

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So what does a 25 STR, 23 CON character look like (19 from half-orc, 1 from tome, 3 from hell trials, 1 from deck of many things, on from machine of lum the mad)?

I want to fuck the Lady of Pain.
Would there be a way for a mortal to seduce her without immediately getting butchered or being cast into one of her labyrinths?

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>tfw you still regret not telling an RPG character you loved her almost 20 years later

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I bought this game at a second hand store just because I liked the cover.I went in blind and it was clear to me that it was an all time classic immediately.Never knew it had made such an impact and is so well known.

Rich Piana

You can expect to end up in a particularly nasty labyrinth.

it would be extremly painful

mickey rourke

Spend your entire life working on ways to get your charisma up to 30 and then do this.

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Rich used syntol tho. Plus, he wasn't really that strong. I imagine someone like Mariusz Pudzianowski.

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My wife and I multiplayered Baldur's Gate together. After playing PS:T, I told her she had to play it.
>"Oh, but I don't want to play it alone."
>1 week later she's going without food and staying up until 2 in the morning on work nights playing
It's a beloved treasure.

Idris Elba

like a qt elven girl with a glowing hammer

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>why did you leave me user-kun

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I would update her journal if you know what
i imply here

inserting my waifu as Deionarra
YES perfect
god she is so fucking pretty
good fit
also would work
i like the males a lot but not the females. replace them with the ones listed above and it would be perfect.

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gotta get around to finishing this game

I always quit playing when I get to Crust. Should I continue? I love everything before that, but the game gets kind boring at that point.

imagine you lick the inside of her suit

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25 STR is technically god-like level of strenght

just put on god mode and the god axe and blaze through it. the only important part is the story anyway

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Same. Just reinstalled it a few days ago.

(You)

constance wu or jade kush

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zombie from Hocus Pocus

ok where is my prize?

It's a white man's CRPG - 80 hours minimum. I remember it took me an entire summer a decade ago to beat both isometric fallouts, arcanum and torment back to back.

He was actually Zerthimon, right?

>shes canonically stated to be extremely sweaty

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Some kind of asian would work

Good picks, but Dakkon need to be older

She aint interested in sex or any pleasure

Obviously. He seemed to have inadvertently created an world's history and people through the power of chaos.

Chris Avellone said he wasnt Zerthimon

what would he know

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Baldur and gatepilled

High IQ casting.

The Lady of Pain isn't really a person in the traditional sense, more like an extension of Sigil itself, and the planes as a whole. Even if you did with the Charisma score of a god you would still end up mazed or flayed.

I quit twice at the Modron Maze

that part is optional though

When Yea Forums's so bad you have the only way to have a good discussion is to have it on Yea Forums

Always imagined young Patrick Stewart.

I used to work at beamdog and I'm ashamed of it

sneed

Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?

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Jesus christ I've must have sunken in a couple of thousands of hours of gameplay into this game.

Someone get me a HBO-series a la GoT from the Planes.

old games are too verbose for the #woke generation

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Willem Dafoe.

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Christian Bale