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MAGA
MAKE IRON CITY GREAT AGAIN
Make Alita great again?
>How does your healing look today?
GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A
GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME
IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE
THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I
ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO
BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.
fug we a cult now
What, again? Fuck.
>Keean Johnson chose Sofia Boutella over Rosa
RETARD
ALIITA AKBAR
>ALIITA AKBAR
ALIITA AKBAR
>ALIITA AKBAR
ALIITA AKBAR
Alita sound /wsg/
Recent meme:
TikToks:
>being so wrong
Keean is a patrician
I implore the drawfags ITT to create more Yotsuba/Alita crossover OC
It's symbolic of how Alita has enchanted and empowered us all.
I have some other movies I've been meaning to watch, but I just want to watch Alita over and over instead. After all these years, I finally know how it feels to discover your waifu
Sorry user but mummy mummy is patrician taste.
I wanna see Sofia cast as mommy vamp Caerula
>my acenstor
after seeing alita its pretty insane how elysium just straight up ripped it off
>Hey user, are you free this evening?
>Wanna lose that virginity of your's?
Mi ancestro :)
>tfw can't afford a life size Alita statue
KEEP ALITA GREAT!
Seeing Alita for the second time in theaters about an hour from now. First movie I've ever done this for.
My heart's aflutter already.
So Yea Forums really likes this movie huh?
SHE HAS THE FACE OF AN ANGEL AND A BODY BUILT FOR BATTLE
A L I T A
Need Alita face.
>your's
>not correctly saying yours
I shiggy diggy
Any idea how's the box office doing?
>I'm sorry user, Zapan and I are getting pretty serious
But don't worry, you will always be my friend
Oh, I CANNOT WAIT until someone shops this.
I saw Return of the King 3 times in theaters, I've now seen Alita 4 times
that guy was the weakest part of the movie for me, extremely mediocre acting, not unwatchable but definitely noticeable
Still not watching this shit.
keep waiting
LOOKS LIKE IT'S NO RULES TUESDAY!
wtf user ?
check it
I feel like the algorithm for the face wasn't prepared for that expression.
Makes for a good meme though
on it.
SHE MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING IN THE LOCKER ROOM THAT THESE GUYS DID NOT LIKE
that solve it.
ITT: Post the times you acted like Zapan
I don't know. He's supposed to be the weak link in acting. Would you actually feel better about his character if he was played by Robert Pattinson, pretty boy hearthrob who makes every girl's panties wet? It would entirely pull the immersion away from from me.
Hugo is supposed to be the average looking "brodude" whom Alita falls for simply because he's the first to do anything important for her, excluding Ido. He works perfectly in that regard.
I unironically liked Hugo.
Also, he couldn't be a chad
This.
Also, the last thing we'd want is for someone to overshadow Alita, to take undo attention away from her. This is HER story and HER struggle. She shouldn't have to compete for the limelight.
Can someone skilled make a blonde Alita from this pic please ? Or a redhead, or curly hair etc.
Just to see how it changes.
>Alita
>anything but brunette
Pick one, user.
i lied.
not gonna do it.
I'd do it, but it'd come out shitty and people would bitch at me to do it better.
>When I went to the cinema to watch Alita.
Yes, that's the point of the request.
No one is ever supposed to be "the weak link in acting." Bad acting is bad acting. That being said I didn't think he was a bad actor
That OP poster is absolute kino.
punk red or natural?
Done.
TELL ME SOMETHING GIRL
I'm guessing he wants natural red and natural blonde to compare to her natural brunette.
When we do next thread, could you make it an "Alita Holding Things" thread so I can collect all the rare Alitas I don't have yet to add to my collection? Prithee, prithee please, Peaches?
>No one is ever supposed to be "the weak link in acting."
Well yeah, that was my bad, I worded that like shit. I mean in universe, he was supposed to be the "average" guy. That's his purpose.
My college is holding some motion-capture lessons (which is incredible in this God-forsaken country). Too bad I saw it too late and now probably I can't enter in them.
i dont have a problem with them casting an unknown actor, i just wish they would have casted someone who is competent at acting, its not a big deal, i dont think the movie suffers because of it
soulless vs soul
Lol you really like that Alita tik tok i made
*cough*
Strange Days should really be on here. Cameron wrote it and it's a really good overlooked gem.
>A Tale of Two Actresses
holy fuck
bad user
Thanks, I hate it.
On the right, human emotion
On the left, a person pretending to act
yeah, me too
FUCKERS! Always beating me to it...
Well, here's mine. I kinda like it more.
Saw it for the 7th time last night. Brought an orange, chocalate, and an oil pen. Had Alita all to myself. But i still want more.
Now that one is going into /Users/Shared/alitamemes
Interlinked
what about blue?
Tried to share that on Normiebook with my boomer friends, and it got a copyright strike.
What did UMG mean by this?
You made the TikTok image, you mean, right?
>gandalf and gits poster on the background
It might work, but that's the wrong shade of blue.
Looks kinda creepy.
Looking like Aqua from Kingdom Hearts, like in this.
waht kind of blue is right?
those fucking eyes goddammit
Getting my ass kicked and embarrassed in front of everyone.
I won't know until I see it, sadly. Sorry user, have a cute Alita.
I no longer fear death, but long for it, for I can only see the one I love when I keep my eyes closed
i think that's the idea of the shoop, you know
I want to kiss her
Then I've done my job.
Why an oil pen?
some oc from last night
Thanks user, I'm in a bad mood and this made me smile.
That's pretty funny!
fucking hell. This thread is the only fun place on Yea Forums now
Looks like hotkinkyjo
nice!
based
Disney's Alita
With the insertions she does she might as well be a cyborg honestly
probably a drawfag
>that shot of vector after alita says her presence of evil line
Nice little touch desu.
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do we have an official release date for the digital version?
These threads bring me back to when we had /bladerunner/ generals
That's the outdated version. Pic related is the current one.
she needs to be making the s o y face
Alita's reaction:
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he shouldn't have put the scene on the bike, but for the rest is nice
Whoever was in charge of the BG extra's wardrobes should be skinned alive.
Looked like a bunch of old Disney World tourists just stumbled on the set with brand new Old Navy clothing and birkenstocks. It was super distracting in all the daytime scenes. I dont like to mention it because you cant unsee it after you notice it.
>tfw only 1/5 through this list
Fucking amazing.
I'll actually agree with this point. The physical set(s) for the film and achieved what I assume it meant to achieve, but holy motherfucking shit, the clothing did not look anything at all like 500 years into the future, for better or for worse. It looked like you said, fuckin Disney World boomer tourists. That's a big blunder that I'll easily stand by.
Finally got some gouache and white gel pens to add the highlights. I hope I don't fuck it up.
I drink a can of arizona green tea every fucking day, where do I get these?
On ebay for 30 bucks each
I would scan it beforehand and keep it as a backup
I could just start over. Honestly I think the redo would turn out better cause I'm super rusty.
I can't bear watching that scene. Seeing Alita all beat up like that.
Thank you guys ! lol at the blonde bitch Alita, thank god it's Cameron who bought the rights or else it could have happened.
Well, definitely she's far better with black hair.
Alita died weeks ago with the beanpussy's anti white comments. Just let it go.
Looks great so far!
>cbr.com
THEY KEEP MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
Why do they hate her so much? I don't understand.
I just picked up three from my local Mexican market. 99 cents a pop. They still had a lot.
Oh ffs, crying like a baby here because of that trailer
Because she threatens the natural order of things user.
Capeshit = Good
No Capeshit = Bad
Because they're evil, and she doesn't stand by in the presence of evil
>Can Battle Angel Alita earn 6 gazillion megasols
LOL, what a piece of work. Summon the Cameron!
It really screams that this movie was done in a rush on a shoestring budget and anything good is a product divine providence
When I was reminded of my nemesis and accidentally decapitated my girlfriend in a fit of rage
All things good and pure threaten those who are corrupt and evil.
Hehehe, sequel incoming boys!
I just realized that i watched the movie 3 times in the cinema and it was dubbed.
I actually never heard her true voice except when watched the trailer.
Makes me kinda sad.
>Not as good word of mouth as its superhero counterpart [Captain Marvel]
Lmao, how are do these people paid to do such obvious shilling? CM has been dropping like a rock internationally precisely because of terrible WOM, while Alita got hit with multiple new movie releases and still holding well. It’s funny they only mentioned the “critics” review but not overwhelmingly possitive audience reception. Anyways, it’s true that Alita needs a strong home video performance to increase Jim’s confidence of the fanbase. We will need to make it happen.
angel-number dubs confirm the truth of this statement.
where do you live?
Don't worry, you'll hear it soon enough.
Yeah I don't get this meme
>film got review-bombed and expected to be a flop because of all the pre-screening negative press
Film gets released
>almost reaching 400M and 94% and A- audience score
>"Yeh it had a terrible Word of mouth"
Seriously what the fuck
Alita is actually going to make more than CM in China, these people are so fucking embarrassed, but don't want to admit it. Gotta twist that narrative.
Someone else mentioned dollar tree has the plastic kind.
Germany
true
the dub was actually not bad, i haven't even thought about it up until now.
>German dub of Christoph Waltz
kek
Saved
It doesn't fit the narrative. She's an actually strong female role model, and even though she has flaws and insecurities she overcomes them without having to put anyone else down unnecessarily. Contrast that to most of the other "strong female characters" in mainstream movies during recent years, who have little to no flaws and constantly say epic quips about how they're better than everyone else, especially male characters. Alita is a likable character, and that makes her a strong competitor to the ones who have next to no character development and are just plain obnoxious personality-wise.
C-Town has them
I watched subs and dub Spanish (Latam). I liked Spanish more.
AHEM
$666 GORRILION
I've heard he does his own.
>HA! ALITA FAILED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GROSS 2 BILLION SEE IT'S A FLOP
Her voise active is on par with her face acting, its really good
Don't complain, the French dub of the motorball commentator ruined the scene, I can't believe it was approved.
This movie was based
I saw it last night in 3d along with 5 other people
Wish it was longer, it really went by after the first fight
>see her 4 times in one week
>put the soundtrack on repeat and experience the movie again and again and again every day
>binge the manga
Am I addicted?
fucking kek
Yeah I felt it needed another 15-20 min
You.. Are healed
Yes, but thats a good thing, I have yet to start the manga
I'm thinking another 90 minutes
4 hour director's cut confirmed when?
NOOOOOO WHY JIM
Sitting through previews for the last 3D showing at this particular theater. Will be going to a different one next week. Sitting in the second row with my orange and orange-flavored Sprite Zero. I love you, Alita.
Delet this
What you are memeing is that avatar sequels choose Alita sequels over Cameron? What does it mean
i just watched the trailer and her voice ruins it for me
Ayo Peaches are you home yet? In another thread I asked if you could post the blank version of this pic
Pleb got filtered.
This makes no sense. Zapan should be the Avatar sequels and Alita should be Jimbo.
the dub was so good i never got conscious of it, EXCEPT the motor-ball commentator. He was kinda lame.
Box Office Updated, less than 500 thousand for 80M domestic
Nothing wrong with hearing Alita speaking in her native Martian tongue
with all the alita cuteposting I expected her to have a cuter voice
oh, too bad
From the article:
"China had been the film's best chance for a viable franchise future but, at the end of the day, audiences simply weren't impressed enough to keep coming back for more."
This is one of the biggest lies I've ever read in my entire life. China is A:BA's BIGGEST market. They LOVE Alita.
They keep coming back for more and more and more. The record of seeing the movie in the theaters is in the high 30s, shared by two chinkbros. The movie has received a R A R E extended release in theaters in China for another month, for crying out loud!
AWESOME! Does that mean Rosa dubs herself in the Spanish version?
What the hell is it with you /int/s and your dubbed movies? Why not watch the English movie with subtitles? That's what Anglophones have to endure whenever we watch a film foreign to us.
We always have good dubbing, with the same dude dubbing an actor for his entire career, and they pay attention to the sound effects, reverb and shits, every little detail. But then there is this dumb shit, I don't understand...
Every day I come home from work and boot up my PC to browse /alita/
Who else is going to see Alita this weekend? One more day bros.
It did had a massive 2nd week drop tho
>I love it!
Watching it again today, the 16th and 18th
>Why not watch the English movie with subtitles?
Because only few theatres propose it, and even less for "blockbusters", it's mostly for independant movies.
I'm probably seeing it again tomorrow and then again on Sunday or Monday. My local cineplexes are still running it at least until next Thursday.
Again, it couldn't have been that bad of a drop, otherwise it wouldn't have been greenlit for another month.
Her voice is adorable and perfect, user. Couldn't imagine her any other way.
>why don't you wanna kiss me user?
They're so desperate to paint Alita as a failure and CM as a win, even if it means rewriting history and what happened.
Post the goalposts list
One more day only? I think I will see it the fourth time, this time In 2d cos no more 3d. Can't believe how much joy can get from a movie and these threads :D thx bros, and keep posting those wholesome OC
>Americans re-writing Chinese history
Oh, the irony.
At least it's at 80 million. Will end around 85 to 90.
i don't know, it just doesn't fit with how she looks, i expected a younger voice, still gonna see it though
italians are too dumb to read, let alone learning another language
Remember this?
>screenrant.com
>There's no denying this is a risky investment. Going by the general rule of thumb, Alita will need to make $400 million worldwide at most in order to just break even. If the actual budget falls towards the lower end of the reported spectrum, it still has to make $300 million, and there's no guarantee of that happening
> it still has to make $300 million, and there's no guarantee of that happening
>300 M
>not happening
OH HO HO HO NO NO NO
85 is the ceiling, and I doubt it can even make that much. There's four wide release movies coming to NA theaters and they're going to push out Alita of pretty much everywhere.
>Does that mean Rosa dubs herself in the Spanish version?
She barely speaks Spanish. She went in a Peruvian tv show and only said a very simple phrase in Spanish, the rest of the interview she answered in English.
>A video compilation of clips from my movie sure would be a cute with this song user.
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>all this extreme seething ITT
See the movie, her voice is perfect.
Good goy, good goy.
>requesting Alita holding star of David
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>As reported by The Wrap, box office experts say “Alita” will post a five-day opening of no more than $25 million and is expected to max out at the U.S. box office with $45-50 million.
>expected to max out at the U.S. box office with $45-50 million.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS
No wonder why they hate this film
Some celebrity sites mention her native tongue is spanish.
eh nice
>What the hell is it with you /int/s and your dubbed movies?
>Why not watch the English movie with subtitles?
No IMAX
Not the biggest screen
having to travel further
i am pretty sure they even want more money for it
HAHAHAHA!
There's no way to look at Alita anymore as nothing but a moderate success, barely any marketing and low break even point, that defied all journalist's expectations. First they said 200 million flop, then it wouldn't make 300 million, wouldn't have any legs, wouldn't pass 400 million, now they're trying to say it won't get a sequel. Can't wait to see what happens next.
"Alita: Battle Angel’ Tracking to Be $200 Million Box Office Flop for 20th Century Fox"
topkek
But that's true, I like her and all but she clearly doesn't speak fluent Spanish.
And I suppose Di Caprio is a native Italian Speaker according to these sites ?
>this will be enough to make your movie chart again
>the price is just a busting a nut in you
>Can't wait to see what happens next.
Extending Alita in theaters and coming back to IMAX for a second run when?
I mean, we're less than 15 M short of 400 (but sure will pass it).
I just hope James and Fox notice the massive positive reception of the film instead of BO (Because sadly it won't pass 500 M which is the new goalpost of the "experts") so we get a sequel
Lol, no, the meme is that Zionists (Jews and non-Jews) like it when everyone in the world only speaks one language, namely English, because they see it as a way to more easily control and manipulate people. Just a meme, user. I'm playfully calling Rosa the good goy, not you.
Alita, you've gotta see her
Go insane, and out of your mind
Alita, Ave Alita
A million and one candle lights
Unironically we could pull that off for November or some shit.
We just need to organize and make some #Alita trend meme
Guess what I just got
>using 1978 Debbie instead of 1999, the time when the song 'Maria' is from
I mean, I don't mind, because I love hot, young Debbie, but it's off for accuracy's sake.
I saw the interview, she barely speaks spanish and has a heavy american accent.
Love will triumph over evil. We're getting that sequel, bros
user, I am too jelly.
I wanted to use a screenshot from the video, but they're all 144p relics.
OOF, nice dude.
>Guise she needs 300 to break even, no way she will reach 350, 400 is simply impossible, unless she reaches 450 it won't turn any profit so I don't know how they plan to reach that 500
>Guess what I just got
Bad camera skills ?
Same. I have less than an hour to go and I can’t wait. I hate missing out on multiple threads while at work.
Also yes I will probably try to find a place still showing our girl on Friday
Always that one autist
With the power of Alita and Gavin, we can heal ourselves from lewd thoughts: youtu.be
>Hey user are you gonna protect me when people say lewd things about me?
Literally, the only reason why I vist Yea Forums 5 times per day is to save alita memes, I already have 1 gb of pure alita hd pics webms gifs links etc
This is still the best Alita
I got 1.50GBs of Alita
Oooh don't you wanna take her home?
It's a pure an early Alita back when we were all discovering /healing/.
Once you get a big archive up host a .zip file for us
>me when somebody says lewd things about Alita
>Sure thing kid.
B-But Alita's skin is synthetic!
I dont know how to do that
tell me the steps and I would do it for THE GLORY OF MANKIND
sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# general
>james it looks like we wont make enough for a sequel
>fuck the haters were making a sequel
>but james!
>FUCK THE HATERS
>First they said 200 million flop
>Then they said it wouldn't make 300 million
>They followed up saying it wouldn't have any legs, wouldn't pass 400 million
>Now they're trying to say it won't get a sequel
>HAHAHAHAHA!
why would you need a condom?
You'll need to compress the folder where you keep all your pics using software like 7zip (which is free and works really well). Then once you have that you can upload it to any kind of fileshareing site. I used to use megaupload before it got nuked so I'm not sure what the current go-to site is. I can give you a more in depth tutorial when I don't have to go to work if you want.
I hope you all watched Alita’s movie in true IMAX
Mine was 18 x 24 meters
I want it last saturday, but then I realice it was too late to see it on IMAX because of captain marvel
Its still hurts to miss an oportunity like that....
Drove 50 miles to see it. Will never forget that night.
>tfw lost my imax virginity to Alita
>sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# general
you're a post abag user? you're gonna have to check the archived threads, there's a lot of OC that was posted only a few times
>thanks user
Melbourne IMAX checking in- best one you can get in Aus.
share it those sweeets OC pics webms gif of the early era of Alita General with me user ;)
>tfw no Alita Turbo Kid crossover
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someone please do a face swap with the surley king of the egg fort
I'm so sad the Mugar Omni Theater's IMAX screen never shows films and only "educational content"
the damn thing is so big you can't see it all without moving your head
I just watched the OVA. Fucking great too. Gonna read the manga next.
FUUUUUUU-
There were no IMAX screenings left in my city by the time I finally decided to watch Alita this Tuesday.
But there's a positive side to this: I will get to see new stuff when the Blu-ray comes out.
I bought mine from a vending machine at my shitty warehouse job at Amazon.
>shitty warehouse job at amazon
Do you really have to work inside a moving cage?
>tfw local IMAX opened for business just in time for Alita
Three trips, worth every penny. I went once more in 2D on their standard screen and my God what a difference. You really missed out if you couldn't or didn't see her in IMAX. It makes me wish I was rich enough to get myself a private screen.
>you will never get to lick alita's face
Even if Grewishka disembowels you you get to come back as a McTeague cyberdog
Woops, meant for
>sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# general
At least you didn't miss the epic #99.
You didn't, right ?
>/ABAG/ #1 OP gif
That's pit. I have a worse job than that. I used to push around a big cart of stuff and put them in drawers but recently my shift got demoted and now I run around for 10 hours with a little cart and pick stuff as fast as possible or else they write you up.
>just imagine if she was pegging him in that very moment
It's okay, user.
I only discovered the Alita generals at number 139
It's never too late to be /healed/.
Day one. Watched Alita.I went to the cinoplex today and got the first dose of /healing/.
I stopped browsing reddit so I threw away all my s oy
Day two. I can't believe it's been two days without blacked.
F***ing porn, it just ruins peoples' lives.
At first it seems so sweet, then you wake up in a discord.
Day three. I haven't watched Marvel for three days now.
This withdrawal is killing me. It's like shock therapy to my guts.
Day four. Last screening of Alita. My whole body feels like it's cracking into pieces.
Fragile doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
Day five, I'm sick as a dog, but the /ABAG/ general
and a lotta memes's gonna get me through.
Day six, when I'm not on Yea Forums I go fucking insane.
I'll never browse reddit again.
Day Seven, I Can't Believe I'm /healed/
DAY EIGHT, EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK BETTER
DAY NINE, THE MOUSESHILLS RE PANICKING
DAY TEN, THEY SEEM AMAZED THAT I AM /HEALED/
>/ABAG/ #2 OP gif
How does imax even differ from a regular movie? Some kinda 3D gimmick?
NEW
>WE ARE LIVE FROM THE IRON CITY, I'M JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY 'THE KING' LAWLER AND WE WELCOME YOU TO NO RULES TUESDAY
It's a bigger curved screen and the projector is different
Great effort user. You are early though. Remember next time that the bump limit isn't until 310 on Yea Forums.
hahaha what the hell
Different aspect ratio.
Sorry...I thought it was 300.
...I've been waiting since post 175 to make a new thread. I haven't made one before. Please go easy on me, Alitans...
Better a hair early than languishing in no-bump purgatory.
>Its ok user. We forgive you.
Does anyone have the original image of Alita holding up her hunter-warrior badge? We're trying to get a combo going of all the different versions, but it needs to start with the original.
Nope, I was the 99 post
>Day one. Watched Alita.I went to the cinoplex today and got the first dose of /healing/.
>I stopped browsing reddit so I threw away all my s oy
>Day two. I can't believe it's been two days without blacked.
>F***ing porn, it just ruins peoples' lives.
>At first it seems so sweet, then you wake up in a discord.
>Day three. I haven't watched Marvel for three days now.
>This withdrawal is killing me. It's like shock therapy to my guts.
>Day four. Last screening of Alita. My whole body feels like it's cracking into pieces.
>Fragile doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
>Day five, I'm sick as a dog, but the /ABAG/ general
>and a lotta memes's gonna get me through.
>Day six, when I'm not on Yea Forums I go fucking insane.
>I'll never browse reddit again.
>Day Seven, I Can't Believe I'm /healed/
>DAY EIGHT, EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK BETTER
>DAY NINE, THE MOUSESHILLS RE PANICKING
>DAY TEN, THEY SEEM AMAZED THAT I AM /HEALED/
I can confirm this