"Dork."

I'd get my really cool older brother to beat him up

you motherfucker

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ask Eddy

>Fuck off, shovelchin. Enjoy jerking off to your bike, I'm off to nail prime trailer trash.

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No respect. I tell ya, I get no respect

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*beats you up instead

You will never fuck Nazz.

Nigger

What is this “duck” you speak of, Kevin?

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based, so fuckin based

So Naz called me the other day, she says 'Hey Kev, come over to my house, nobody's home'
I went over, there was nobody home!

"Cuck."

>tags: female ntr

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where's professor scam, jib, wilfred and victor

This cartoon has a lot in common with Andrew Dice Clay. Both are inane gibberish with poor delivery, timing, and horrific jokes. Both think that edgy material is funny but fail to realize their act is so forced. I hate the writer of this cartoon.

>God got beaten by a door

Is there ANYONE that could defeat Ed with a pebble in his shoe?

seething Steven universe fan

Jib possibly

Marie was best Kanker, Lee an underrated 2nd

the parents

marie > lee > one of rolf's fishballs > may

What would u do if the Kanker sisters tied u up and forced u to played footsie?

If Marie is the blue haired then I agree with you. She always made by pp feel weird

yo fag

I know what you are, but what am I?

How do I respond to myself?

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Kevin wanted to fuck his bike, not Nazz.

In the language of my country he says "Panaca"(translated from"dork") in a very retard way, so I always thought he was that stupid semi-retarded kid, so nobody took him seriously
Was he supposed to be the chad/fuckboi of the bunch?

he's technically supposed to be a chad, yes

he just comes off as a massive asshole

Yur mum.

true, I forgot that the bike was his one true love

he is more concerned over it than Nazz the entire movie

Scorned Ralph with a fish.

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kkk foda-se

>WELL LOOKIE HERE GIRLS WE GOT OURSELVES A LITTLE TROOPER

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>is it my turn now...?

he's not a chad he can't even get the girl he likes half the time he's just the "bully" when they need

>he can't even get the girl he likes half the time
what are you talking about user, Kevin probably fucks his bike every night

>Ralph

>prime trailer trash
they're nice girls, they just want to escape their shitty home lives

No ur the dork

Punch him in the face, Ed could have made Kevin fuck off for good by wrecking him.

Kanker sisters are literal pedos because they are clearly teenage girls lusting after prepubescent boys which are the Eds, but May might be normal since Ed is more developed for his age while Marie is an absolute pedo turned on by Double D's childish innocence.

>first wet dream was Marie
takes me back lads

>Marie is an absolute pedo
BASED

>For you

God I wish Edd was me.

>marie is a pedo
I'm certain that it's probably because he's genuinely a good person and really kind. That's probably something she wants when she's living in a literal trailer with her two asshole sisters and constantly absent mother

No user fempedos are like male pedos anything childish like sexual obliviousness turns them on alot. Nothing makes a female pedo drenched than a little boy or girl being confused why she is touching them. Also the Kankers appeared to be grooming the Eds as well.

>tfw used to get bullied at school by a guy exactly like this
>everyday would call me a 'Dweeb' because he knew the word really triggered me
>everyday, dweeb, dweeb, dweeb
>pissed me right off
>one day went into school determined to put a stop to it
>spent all NIGHT thinking of a really clever pun before I beat him up
>walk into school the next day
>he is standing in the playground with his friends and some girls
>shouted 'STEVEN..... I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU FOR CALLING ME A DWEEB, UNTIL YOU ARE EATING THROUGH A ... DWIP FEED!'
>run over and try to punch him
>he moves, and pushes me to the ground
>gets on top of me
>starts whispering 'dweeb' softly into my ear
>makes all his friends come and whisper 'dweeb' into my ear
>later that day he beat me up and stapled the word 'dweeb' onto my blazer with blades of grass

fuck bullies

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the best insult to someone is to not acknowledge them

>has to tell eddy what amorous means
He's not that naive

You got a pretty mouth boy.

you deserved it for being a fucking dweeb
I've always been a weak nerdy kid, but never got bullied, because I knew better than to let bullies know they were bothering me

Of course he isnt because his psycho brother probably fucked sluts in that house years ago.

kevin really reminds me of jim from the office

>Ed is more developed for his age
But mentally, he's retarded

NIGGER
>"reported!"

They'd be considered rapists if they were boys t bh

As far as cartoons go it's pretty good. Your mistake was thinking that it needed to be hilarious

>SWEET EDDY, YOU'RE COOL, MAN
what did kevin mean by this

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there like 12 while the boys are 10 maybe 9 chill out

Get a load of this dweeb

Anyone here still play the MMO?

I quit after they nerfed fish spec Rolf. Devs won't let us just have fucking fun.

No they are over 13 from their voices alone Lee might be 16.

>Nice stacka dimes you call a neck kid

Parallelogram lookin ass forehead.

Don't threaten violence retard. Double so if you are outmatched.

If you want to get physical and don't have experience fighting----your only hope is the element of surprise.

Bullies aren't afraid of getting into trouble because they are two faced tricksters. Going to adults won't help in a school setting

voice doesn't tell you anything rolf sounds like he's 40 but he's not I think

An age difference combined with the genders reversed would make it double rape sweetie.

Ever since they added in gacha shit I quit playing. The drop rates are fucking garbage.
>mfw missing a few components to the cardboard tour bus to finally finish the "Planks Parents Tour" quest line

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god I wish that was me

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[rings]

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the boys are around 12 themselves
girls are probably the same, since they have no boobs in the show

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edd was far and away the luckiest

oh fuck

I must have quit before that

Pebble in shoe Ed was retarded strong though

>Dork!
Yeah, whatever, Crimson Chin.

>when he nails Eddie in the mouth and his teeth scale the fish
I could taste that the first time I saw that episode.
SPEAKING OF
Does anyone remember Smell-o-Vision?

I named my cousin after this kid. Should I ever tell him?

Youngfag. Mine was Hannah Dundee

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Commercials always called them pre-teen scammsters. So 11-12 years old is their maximum age range.

Whose side are you on?

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Datamining dork get out

is he a shovelchin

post yfw you realized EEnE is set in canada in the mid-60s and you never noticed until someone pointed it out

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double nigger

Where's the proof

They refer to turkey basters as canadian squirtguns. Why would they do that if they live in Canada.

His arms look awkward.

>"cunt"

post cursed images

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It's at least set in the 2000's. But I like the fact it's relatively timeless.

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Based Antonucci said it's an American cul-de-sac in a non-descript time period somewhere between the 80's and 90's.

have sex

Gen Y all the way.

They said canadians were weird and there was a pilgrim episode so it's probably in america. Also it's probably set in 2008-2009 because Eddy's brother had a trophy from 2000 and it's said he left peach creek nearly a decade ago.

Chowder and Space Dandy are the only things worth a single fuck on the Z side.

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOT

It took Punished Rolf some effort to knock down a tree, angry Ed uprooted and threw one effortlessly.

Kevin looks very ill in this pic

I refer to square cheese as American cheese

get litty

You have listened to the AOTY, right user?

kevinandthebikes.bandcamp.com/album/dorkcore-101

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I will always associate and place it in the late 90s/early 2000s because that is when I watched it.

I really do miss when animated tv shows had this much personality and flavor. I was obsessed with this show as a kid. If I were a kid now I doubt I would give two shits about stuff like AT Steven Universe or OKKO.

Eddy is twelve according to Your Ed Here

>He forgot about rage mode Jimmy

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youtube.com/watch?v=XJuudqtWLdE

And after that day everyone started calling you a faggot instead.

what the fuck is this

Flapjack was better than chowder in every way shape and form

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The Kankers would be 14 at the oldest and we know Eddy is canonically 12.

>Yea Forums imitating a gay twitter meme about shaggy
Newfags leave

>He doesn't know the Madara pasta
Newfags leave

You realize that meme is based on Dragon Ball Z, and discussion of power levels in cartoons has gone on for years?
No sir, YOU are the newfag and you need to get the FUCK off my board before I glass you motherfucker.

What the hell was his problem?

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>which side are you
this is just like my facebook memes lol

Remember that time Eddy got raped in the shower by Lee?

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virgin rage and took his anger out on his brother

Bad parenting, they are trying to fix it with Eddy.

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that’s a big forearm

He dad is Tony from Sopranos.

>cul-de-sac destroyed for the 47th time
>"can I come home to a peaceful house for once"
nice

where's Ed's Mom (Jonny)?